My Forced 'Silly' Daily Life with Boss Dazai

This novel is also known as: "The Things That Happened When Boss Dazai and I Gradually Let Ourselves Go on Our Live Stream Journey, Equipped with the Teyvat Combat System and Cooking System....

Chapter 7 Chapter 7 Sincerity is the ultimate weapon.

Chapter 7 Chapter 7 Sincerity is the ultimate weapon.

07

Li Xiaoqi didn't suspect anything and just felt relieved.

"Great! I was just thinking about how to explain the setting of this world to you... No, maybe it would be better to express it in terms of rules."

"What did the system tell you?"

Dazai chuckled and said, "Cursers, non-cursers, cursers, imaginary cursed spirits, spells, cursed powers, and so on. There's even the basics of Tengen's barrier and the high school of curses... It's like giving me a make-up lesson."

Li Xiaoqi was a little surprised after hearing this, "The system is indeed quite comprehensive."

"You said that, it seems you already knew this."

Dazai Osamu looked outside and saw that there was no one outside, so he walked to the door of the utility room and opened it.

The dust was blown up by the wind, causing Li Xiaoqi to sneeze. He waved his hand with a little discomfort to disperse the smoke-like dust.

This utility room has been vacant for a long time and has not been cleaned for some time.

"You're asking this question even though you already know the answer. You knew from the beginning that the audience in the live broadcast room and I are from the same world, right?"

Li Xiaoqi walked out of the utility room quickly, and the moment she breathed in the fresh air, she let go of her hands that were covering her mouth and nose.

Dazai Osamu shrugged and refused to deny it.

Because he was sweating while preparing meals in the cafeteria, he raised his hand to wipe away the sweat. His melancholy and handsome profile showed a helpless smile, which aroused a burst of heartache and screams in the live broadcast room.

[Zaita feels so broken, sob]

[It seems the system is pretty good. I explained the situation to Zai.]

【This Zai Shuai has touched my heart】

[He is the real leader, right?]

【Ahhh, this scene is so CG! 】

Perhaps it was because Dazai Osamu was too realistic, and many viewers were lost in his beauty, and gradually stopped trying to figure out whether the scenes they saw really happened.

[Doesn't anyone think Xiao Qi is good-looking? And she seems to be emotionally stable and has a good temper.]

[Yes! I noticed it from the last live broadcast room. He is also a two-dimensional. He is not crazy about Zai, nor does he behave in a low-key manner. He is really good.]

[No matter how stable your emotions are, your face will instantly change when you encounter questions popping up from the system, hahahahaha]

The live broadcast was still going on. Li Xiaoqi didn't expect anyone to praise him and suddenly felt embarrassed.

Dazai Osamu saw through her thoughts and found it a little funny.

"There's nothing to be embarrassed about. Xiaoqi is just so beautiful."

As expected of you, you can say these words so easily.

Li Xiaoqi coughed several times in succession and kept winking at Dazai Osamu, asking him not to say such things again.

She doesn't want to be criticized.

Dazai Osamu didn't respond and asked, "What's wrong with your eyes? Is there sand in them?"

Li Xiaoqi's forehead jumped up, and he was immediately furious: "You are the one who got sand in your mouth! Your whole family got sand in your mouth!"

The barrage was filled with laughter, with only a few sarcastic remarks occasionally being covered up and disappearing after a while.

[I just broke down after praising my emotional stability, hahahahahaha]

[I'm so envious, Xiaoqi's Japanese is so good]

【Maybe you were doing Japanese-related work before? 】

Some viewers were guessing about her position, but Li Xiaoqi didn't care and told the truth.

"Well, I work as a Japanese language teacher in an educational institution, specializing in teaching students who are going to study in Japan."

Dazai Osamu clapped his hands, "Not bad, he's still a teacher."

Li Xiaoqi blinked and took a step back. "Don't praise me, seriously."

She took off her sanitary cap and mask, threw them aside, crumpled them into a ball, and prepared to walk to the trash can in front to throw them away.

Dazai Osamu picked it up casually, threw it into the air, and it landed perfectly in the trash can.

Li Xiaoqi hesitated for a moment, "Thank you."

"We are partners."

Dazai Osamu said.

Li Xiaoqi's mouth twitched, and he instantly thought of Kunikida Doppo and Nakahara Chuuya, and complained: "Being your partner is not a good thing, right?"

Dazai Osamu curled his lips and retorted: "What a sad thing to say."

He looked at the live broadcast screen with a wronged face, "Everyone, don't you agree?"

[Yes, yes, whatever Zai says is right (this is Zai Chef going crazy), but I think what Xiao Qi said is correct (this is a rational statement)]

【+10086】

Many echoing comments passed by, and Dazai Osamu's face fell, and he squatted on the ground and drew circles.

"That's too much. I thought everyone liked me so much."

Li Xiaoqi coughed lightly and patted him on the back kindly. "Well, we were just joking~"

Dazai Osamu raised his head, his eyes filled with tears, "Really?"

Li Xiaoqi nodded repeatedly, "Really, really."

Hiss, is this Zai really the leader Zai?

At this moment, she was extremely confused, but she couldn't ask such rude questions.

Dazai Osamu then smiled, stood up straight, and struck a handsome pose for himself.

In the sunshine, he smiled widely, and made an inverted "7" gesture with his thumb and index finger at his chin.

As expected, the barrage started to go crazy.

【Ahhh! This is Buteizai in disguise!】

【Buteizai, it's you! 】

[Is it possible that the leader did this on purpose to avoid scaring us?]

[Someone noticed it before, me too! Jaejin, I'm crying my eyes out]

Barrages of comments like these flashed before his eyes one by one. Dazai Osamu could no longer hold his hand and immediately turned around, scratching his hair uncomfortably.

"It's a nice day today."

In the live broadcast interface, he turned his back to the camera and spoke in a relaxed manner.

But when Li Xiaoqi looked up at him, there was no smile on his face.

"It must be nice to die in weather like this."

Dazai Osamu's voice became deeper, and the bright aura around him was instantly covered by an invisible air pressure.

Li Xiaoqi looked into his eyes and felt breathless.

The audience in the live broadcast room did not notice anything unusual and were sighing that this was a classic Zai-style speech.

Li Xiaoqi lowered his eyes, raised his hand and patted his shoulder, and said softly: "Really... When that time comes, I will plant a tree that can grow canned crabs next to your tombstone, so that you will have many canned crabs as tribute after you die."

Dazai was stunned, and the figure of Li Xiaoqi was reflected in his iris-colored eyes. He heard the concern behind Li Xiaoqi's joke.

She was wearing the same uniform as him, her black hair draped over her shoulders, gently blowing in the wind.

Her skin is fair and her face is rosy, and she looks as delicate as a baby's.

He is so thin and small that his arm would be easily broken if he used just a little force.

There are many beauties in Mafia, including Momiji, Gin, and Kyoka.

The flowers that grow in the dark world are naturally toxin-filled. If ordinary people come into contact with them rashly, they will die silently.

But the unique tranquility and peace of Li Xiaoqi, an ordinary person, seems special among the crowd. His deep brown eyes are like a warm pool of water, with slight ripples, which just makes people happy.

These are exactly what he rarely sees.

What would happen if these eyes were covered by darkness?

Perhaps, before being eroded by darkness, she would be unable to bear it and die.

Dazai Osamu's eyes moved slightly, and he looked away and said, "It would be even better if there was some sake to drink."

"You wish."

Li Xiaoqi felt relieved when he saw him joking with him.

Although this man is dangerous, he has a way of making people worry.

Whenever Li Xiaoqi looked into Dazai Osamu's eyes, he always felt that there was no life in them.

If there were, Dazai Osamu, the leader, would not have jumped off the roof so easily.

Suddenly, Li Xiaoqi felt that this conversation was a little familiar.

"Hmm... I feel like this conversation has happened before..."

She was muttering in confusion when Mr. Ino came over and threw a wallet at Dazai Osamu in annoyance.

"Hey, stop being lazy. Go back to the kitchen and prepare the ingredients for lunch. Then go out and do the shopping. Leave the list in your wallet. There's no lunch here for you today. Eat outside!"

"Also, although I don't know why you are working here, although Geto Suguru and Gojo Satoru are still students, they are already very powerful sorcerers. Don't blame me for not reminding you."

Mr. Ino glared at them, then slowly turned around and went back to the back door of the kitchen with his hands behind his back.

Li Xiaoqi was very surprised. "Mr. Ino, are you concerned about us? And you're so amazing that you can tell right away that it was us who did it."

Dazai watched the kitchen door open and close. "Mr. Ino is a good man, and he's very observant. Furthermore, the act of sending chocolates was not concealed. A sharp-eyed sorcerer would have seen it, and they'd have figured out what was going on immediately."

"He probably thought it was a spell on you or me, used as a prank. He also noticed that Gojo Satoru and the others were going out on a mission, so he specifically called us in to work in order to avoid them seeing him."

After hearing this, Li Xiaoqi opened his eyes wide and complained, "You didn't even remind me."

"Remind you to cover up a little? But do you know how to cover up?"

Dazai Osamu raised the corners of his lips and asked back.

Li Xiaoqi took a step back, was speechless for a moment, and then became indignant.

"You did it on purpose!"

Dazai Osamu stuck out his tongue and said, "What if I say yes?"

Li Xiaoqi puffed up his cheeks and turned his head away angrily.

"This live broadcast has ended. The two anchors have completed the live broadcast room tasks and are rewarded with 160 gold coins. The live broadcast room received gifts such as a Porsche x1, a helicopter x1, 30 flowers x1, and 66 fireworks x1. The gifts have been put into the backpack."

When the system broadcast sounded, Li Xiaoqi was a little surprised. He thought the live broadcast would last longer.

"Is this the end?"

Li Xiaoqi asked.

Dazai Osamu scoffed and said, "The system really knows how to make trade-offs. Now it's working hours, and the audience in the live broadcast room will gradually decrease. Plus, the most interesting questions and choices have already happened. Next, everyone will have to watch us chopping and washing vegetables in the kitchen. It's not fun at all."

Li Xiaoqi looked at him and sighed helplessly.

"Forget it, I won't bother with you. I really don't understand those tricks."

Dazai Osamu laughed and raised his hand to pat Li Xiaoqi on the head.

Li Xiaoqi slapped his hand away and snorted, "Stop trying to get close to me!"

Dazai Osamu withdrew his hand and spread it out, looking helpless, but his eyes were still on Li Xiaoqi's face.

Li Xiaoqi raised his head awkwardly, met his gaze, and seemed to remember something before saying, "Well... you're not wrong, but I think everyone would be happy to slack off at work just to see how you help out in the kitchen."

She crossed her arms, her eyes curved into crescents as she said with a smile, "Then, the comments will be about how a mafia leader has fallen to being a kitchen helper. How sad!"

"That's too much—"

Dazai Osamu complained and walked towards the locker room first.

"But Xiaoqi, have you become more talkative? At first glance, I thought you were a quiet person."

It’s not that he is taciturn, but when Dazai Osamu said this, Li Xiaoqi felt that it seemed a bit deliberate.

To be honest, she also had a bad habit of preconceived notions. She thought that Dazai Osamu was a powerful person and must have known what kind of personality she had soon after they met.

Li Xiaoqi looked at his back and walked beside him.

"I'm not the most outgoing person, so I'm naturally not very talkative when we first meet, but..."

She laughed twice, her tone light and cheerful.

"Since we are forced to become partners, let's get along well."

Dazai repeated something inexplicably, opened the door to the locker room and went in.

"I was forced to..."

Li Xiaoqi couldn't understand what he was thinking, so he simply stopped trying to figure it out.

She believes that sincerity is always the key to dealing with people with deep thoughts.

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