My Forced 'Silly' Daily Life with Boss Dazai

This novel is also known as: "The Things That Happened When Boss Dazai and I Gradually Let Ourselves Go on Our Live Stream Journey, Equipped with the Teyvat Combat System and Cooking System....

Chapter 83 Chapter 83 Barrage: Ahhhh, Qi Shen actually followed me...

Chapter 83 Chapter 83 Barrage: Ahhhh, Qi Shen actually followed me...

83

Qiqi is so great!!!

[There is a devil fruit that will definitely protect the lord]

Is Zai planning something?

Judging from Xiao Qi's reaction, it seems the two of them didn't discuss this beforehand.

[Is Zai planning to do something big again without making a sound?]

[The Wind Pillar's reaction...something's wrong with him.]

[Shimi's husband is so gentle and even helps to solve the thief]

[I always feel that Shimi's attitude towards Xiaoqi doesn't seem that harsh. Family, I'm a glutton again. I admit that I am a glutton.]

[Ahhh! What did I see? He he he! Unexpectedly!]

[Huh? Holy shit!]

【It’s really him! 】

The barrage of comments in the live broadcast room suddenly surged, and the screen was full of "Ah?"

Li Xiaoqi took a glance and was surprised by the number of barrages.

"Please give me three roses."

The boy's voice came from the side.

"Thank you for your patronage!"

Li Xiaoqi turned his head and the smile on his face froze when he saw the boy's appearance.

The boy was wearing modern everyday casual clothes, a simple black shirt on top and brown trousers on the bottom.

The hair is a familiar purple-red color, the eyes are a familiar green, and even more terrible is that there is a lollipop-like device on the head.

All the gods!!!

Li Xiaoqi: “…”

Saiki Kusuo: “…”

Saiki Kusuo had a blank expression on his face, but his heart was filled with emotion.

He looked at Li Xiaoqi's surprised eyes and blinked slowly.

"Oh huh."

Li Xiaoqi opened his eyes wide and took a step back when he heard the "Oh".

Why would Qi Shen appear here!

Is time and space confused?

By the way, he actually said "Oh!"

Dazai Osamu noticed something strange about Li Xiaoqi and looked at her, but unexpectedly saw Saiki Kusuo dressed in modern clothes.

He looked at the live broadcast interface, and the audience's surprise was probably no less than seeing Chuuya Nakahara fighting in women's clothing.

!

Fighting in women's clothing...

Next time I see the dwarf, I’ll trick him like this.

Dazai Osamu's thoughts wandered for a while, but were quickly pulled back.

"Sir, you want to buy three roses, right?"

Dazai Osamu asked with a smile, his expression calm.

Saiki Kusuo came back to his senses and nodded slightly.

*

Kusuo Saiki was originally in his room preparing to go out and take a walk in the nearby park to complete the task assigned by his parents.

Unexpectedly, when I put on my shoes and stood up at the entrance, the device on my head loosened and fell off.

The moment Saiki Kusuo took the control device, a cockroach crawled out from under the shoe cabinet.

His heart skipped a beat for a moment, and he immediately activated his superpower of teleportation, wanting to go to the island where he usually used to avoid insects to calm down. Unexpectedly, in the blink of an eye, he arrived at the place he had just seen in the live broadcast room.

His body stiffened, and he looked at Li Xiaoqi and Dazai Osamu in the crowd in a daze.

After putting the control device back on his head, Saiki Kusuo took the initiative to step forward and answer, thinking that since he was there, he had to leave an impression on the other party.

Although this is not consistent with his usual behavior, that is Li Xiaoqi.

Saiki Kusuo watched her turn around and fix her gaze on him, and suddenly understood the feelings of those fans.

Damn, Xiaoqi seems to know him.

"Oh huh."

After confirming this, Saiki Kusuo couldn't control himself and made a sound subconsciously.

He knew that Dazai Osamu and Li Xiaoqi were from another world and were not in the same time and space as him. The so-called system was a formless creature with self-awareness born in the gaps in time and space. Due to the special nature of its existence, it could directly invade the center of the world and change the world's rules and sequence. Therefore, it was easy for the system to erase the existence of one or two humans from the world.

In other words, the system is a virus in the space-time system, just like the bacteria that exist in the human body. Some can cause serious diseases, some are harmless, and some are even beneficial to the human body.

Perhaps it was because he had hacked into the system twice before, leaving marks inside the system, and when his power ran wild, he automatically teleported to the marked place.

The two times the system was hacked, one was to adjust the card draw rate, directly adjusting the summon range to the top of Teyvat's strength, and the other was when Xiao Qi and Dazai Osamu just arrived at the Umayashiki residence...

At that time, he hacked into the system and changed the options because those options were too bloody.

The nine pillars of the Demon Slayer Corps and the Lord appear before them. What do the two anchors want to do to them? (Viewers can specify the target, otherwise it will be assumed to be all members)

A. Become a ghost and eat people

B. Conduct a Demon Slayer Corps cleanup operation

C. Laugh at their dead teammates

The original options were like this, which really didn't seem like the system's style.

Kusuo Saiki suspects that the system possessing Li Xiaoqi and Dazai Osamu was infected by other systems with destructive properties, causing program errors.

Fortunately, the system was not infected very deeply and the infection was eliminated by enabling the automatic cleaning system.

Saiki Kusuo came back to his senses and nodded slightly in response to Dazai Osamu's repeated questioning.

This is roughly the amount of money the Taisho era currency would convert into today's yen.

Kusuo Saiki did the math in his head, took out his wallet and handed over the money.

A tender white hand appeared before my eyes, holding three roses in its palm.

He looked along his arm and suddenly saw Li Xiaoqi's smiling face.

Saiki Kusuo's expression remained unchanged, but his mind went blank for a moment.

Only then did he realize that he could not hear the voices of Li Xiaoqi and Dazai Osamu.

Of all the voices present, not a single one belonged to them.

Saiki Kusuo looked calmly at the translucent live broadcast interface floating in the air, then quickly retracted his gaze and put his hand into the wooden box.

He stared at the wooden box and saw the inside through the outer shell.

A subtle look crossed Saiki Kusuo's face, and he took out a ball.

There are too many mechanisms inside. How can such a wooden box hold so many mechanisms?

He was holding the white ball, and that was how it was originally.

But the moment he picked it up, a red ball rolled out from a mechanism and landed in his palm.

Saiki Kusuo turned to look at Dazai Osamu and met his eyes.

This mafia from another world has one eye hidden under a bandage, and the smile on his lips is hard to tell whether it is real.

Dazai Osamu did it on purpose.

The bell rang, and Dazai Osamu shouted: "It appeared! It appeared! The special prize appeared——"

"Young man, you can choose whatever you want."

A look of surprise flashed across Li Xiaoqi's face, and he immediately grabbed Dazai Osamu and whispered to him.

Kusuo Saiki thought that she was probably asking how there could be a special prize.

Soon, he saw Dazai Osamu pat Li Xiaoqi's head, grab her wrist, and hold her hand along her slender wrist.

provocative?

Saiki Kusuo realized this from Dazai Osamu's actions.

After all, he is just a fan at most, and Dazai Osamu is being too sensitive.

but!

As a fan, he still doesn't approve of Li Xiaoqi being with the person who turned into a black mud spirit.

"I want..."

Saiki Kusuo reached out and pulled Li Xiaoqi's hand away from Dazai Osamu.

In an instant, Dazai Osamu showed a stunned expression, and his iris-colored eyes dimmed instantly.

Sinister thoughts, murderous intent, possessiveness... ultimately lead to loss.

The darkest part of this man's heart was completely revealed just now, but in the end, he seemed to give up and drowned all his emotions.

Kusuo Saiki picked up the paper and pen on the stall and handed it to Li Xiaoqi.

"I want Miss Nana's autograph."

*

"ha?"

Li Xiaoqi and Dazai Osamu were stunned and spoke.

On the live broadcast interface, barrages of comments flashed across, all of them were shocked by Saiki K.'s words.

【Suddenly, Qi Shen appears! 】

[I thought it was a Shura field, but it turned out to be a star-chasing scene hahaha]

[Wait, my CPU is a little overheated, what's going on?]

[I reasonably suspect that the first scarlet boss was Qi Shen]

Ahhh, Qi Shen and I are actually recommending the same person.

[Qishen, you... didn't expect that]

[Suddenly another anime character appears. Looking again, hmm, it turns out to be Qi Shen. No wonder.]

[Qiqi is so happy, so envious]

【Blind guess whether Qi Shen also bought CG】

[So... the comment from Qi Shen is also here...? ]

Ahhhhhh!!! All the gods!!!

Li Xiaoqi swallowed nervously, feeling his brain was overloaded.

What's going on?

Qi Shen wants my autograph...?

Eh?

Why do you want my autograph? I'm not an idol...

"I've been watching Miss Nana's live broadcast."

Saiki Kusuo added.

Li Xiaoqi opened his eyes wide, and his pupils trembled instantly.

"ah?"

Dazai Osamu blinked slowly, as if confirming something, and suddenly he was overjoyed and smiled.

"You are the first fan of our Xiaoqi to show up."

Dazai Osamu put the pen into Li Xiaoqi's hand and urged him, "Hurry up and write. This young man must be very excited. Look at that expressionless face, but the corners of his mouth have turned up a little."

Saiki Kusuo: “…”

Hello!

Don't observe so carefully.

Hearing what Dazai said, he complained in his heart.

Li Xiaoqi held the pen tremblingly and wrote his name on the white paper.

Seeing this, Saiki Kusuo quickly put it away and said, "Thank you."

Li Xiaoqi was shocked again: "Qi, Qi Mujun, you really..."

It was so incredible that she was speechless.

Saiki Kusuo looked at her silently without answering.

"Then I'm going back."

He spoke.

Li Xiaoqi stared blankly at him as he walked into the crowd until his back disappeared.

“This world is crazy.”

She murmured unconsciously.

Dazai Osamu pinched Li Xiaoqi's cheek and sighed: "Oh, Xiaoqi is really charming."

The customers around were confused and didn't understand why the boy who suddenly appeared and won the grand prize only wanted the stall owner's autograph.

Many people shook their heads and felt sorry for the young man.

Several small boats on the river gradually approached, and singing accompanied by elegant music rang out, with the shamisen and koto playing gentle tunes.

The customers who were planning to buy flowers and participate in the lottery were attracted and ran past the stalls to the river bank to cheer.

Li Xiaoqi looked over and saw a graceful woman standing on the first boat. She was dancing gracefully, with a folding fan spinning flexibly at her fingertips.

Lanterns on the boats swayed, and human figures floated on the river.

The dancing woman is wearing a luxurious black kimono and dancing in the vibrant light.

It seems that this is the geisha that Huizi mentioned.

Dazai Osamu raised the corner of his lips and gently stroked his chin with his hand, "What a beautiful woman I feel pity for."

Li Xiaoqi looked at him sideways. Dazai Osamu's profile blended with the colorful lights, and his handsome features looked particularly gentle.

"So you're going to spend a fortune on her?"

"Hmm? Why does that sound sour?"

"You're overthinking it. I'm just reminding you that the gold coins we earn are not meant to be squandered."

Dazai Osamu was stunned for a moment, and suddenly laughed out loud in a very good mood.

Li Xiaoqi was embarrassed and annoyed by the laughter, "What are you laughing at!"

Dazai shook his head and gently scratched her nose.

"You look good smiling."

Li Xiaoqi covered his nose and widened his eyes.

"Smooth talk!"

A man stopped in front of the stall and picked up the round beads to look at them.

"Dad, let's draw a lottery too!"

The little girl's voice rang out.

Li Xiaoqi and Dazai Osamu looked back and saw a handsome man with slightly curly hair holding a little girl, looking at the things on the stall with interest.

Li Xiaoqi met the man's red eyes and smiled.

"Sir, would you like to buy some roses?"

"Buy three and you'll get a chance to win a prize."

Dazai Osamu widened his smile and approached, "The little lady is so cute. Is she your daughter?"

Muzan Kibutsuji nodded and smiled, "Yes, ah...that's my wife."

He turned sideways and looked at the woman in a dress who was walking towards him.

“My daughter is very interested in this raffle.”

What a big fish.

Li Xiaoqi and Dazai Osamu looked at each other with smiles, and not surprisingly saw the same message in each other's eyes.