My Forced 'Silly' Daily Life with Boss Dazai

This novel is also known as: "The Things That Happened When Boss Dazai and I Gradually Let Ourselves Go on Our Live Stream Journey, Equipped with the Teyvat Combat System and Cooking System....

Chapter 90 Chapter 90 Not for myself.

Chapter 90 Chapter 90 Not for myself.

90

The bright full moon was covered by clouds, and the lights in Qiuyue Town were unusually bright at this moment.

Li Xiaoqi grabbed Busei's shoulders, Dazai Osamu grabbed his feet, Giotto in front held his head, and Chao Li Yuyue in the middle dragged his waist. The group ran out of the street of stalls by the river in a very coordinated and fast manner, and found a dim alley to go in.

Gasps and soft cries of pain echoed in the alley. Li Xiaoqi was so nervous that his forehead was covered in sweat, fearing that Muzan Kibutsuji would catch up with him.

“I…I…”

Busei-kun made a faint sound and stretched out his hand towards Li Xiaoqi.

Li Xiaoqi and others were busy escaping and did not notice anything unusual about Busei Kagawa.

Fushigawa Shigeya's body was stiff, and his movement restrictions had not yet been lifted.

He felt stars in his eyes, his breathing became shallower and shallower, and the pressure on his neck became heavier.

Fuzukawa Miya looked at Li Xiaoqi through his gradually blurred vision, with mixed feelings.

After listening to their conversation just now, he more or less regretted scolding Li Xiaoqi.

Miss Nana has no obligation to help them, and of course there is no reason to restrict his actions.

However, this strange phenomenon, as if an invisible thread had fallen from the sky and wrapped around his body, making him unable to move, could only be achieved by the two of them.

Dazai and his sister come from another world and possess special abilities and gadgets. Apart from them, who else can do this?

Fushigawa Shima recalled the expression on Li Xiaoqi's face when he made the promise. His bright brown eyes were filled with helplessness, tenderness and strength.

For the first time, he realized that a pair of eyes could hold so many emotions.

……no.

It's just that he hasn't carefully observed other people's eyes for a long time.

His hatred for ghosts drove him to keep moving forward and constantly destroy them. What he saw most often were the ghosts' eyes full of murderous intent.

By the way, this woman did it on purpose!

The arm on my shoulder is pressing down on my neck! I'm almost suffocating, you bastard—

*

In the dim alley, only the light at the entrance vaguely illuminates the road conditions.

There was a lot of household garbage piled up between the two narrow houses, and the smell was not pleasant.

Li Xiaoqi frowned, afraid that he didn't have enough strength and would accidentally drag everyone down, throwing Busei Kagawa Shima to the ground and wasting time to escape. He didn't dare to loosen his arms for a moment.

A series of prompts from the administrator June rang in his mind, and he didn't notice that his arm was pressing on Tomokazu Nakamura's neck.

On the live broadcast interface on the side, the audience sent out a long string of "Hahahaha" to fill the screen.

[Xiao Qi, look at Shimi, he's about to explode]

【Wind Pillar: Thank you】

[Haha ...]

[It's been a while since a completely new person appeared. That new person, Nakahara Chuuya, asked some very detailed questions.]

[G-kun’s super intuition tells me that this might be Chuuya himself, but I don’t know which world’s Chuuya is from.]

[Even Qi Shen appeared in the live broadcast room and is a fan of Qi Qi, so nothing is impossible (dog head)]

Dazai Osamu glanced at the barrage, raised his eyebrows slightly, and showed an interested smile on his lips.

"That's totally unexpected."

He spoke briskly, his whispers unheard.

"It has been detected that the host is more than 500 meters away from the props. Except for the props that have been sold and consumed, the remaining props will be automatically reclaimed."

"The dynamic CG 'Dazheng New Rap' is sold out. Congratulations to the streamer for winning 2500 gold coins."

"CG generated - 'Elder vs. Magical Girl Muzan'. Purchase time: 10 minutes."

"Dynamic CG has been generated - 'Triangle Pass (Mischievous Ver.)', now in the shopping cart."

"Congratulations to the host for completing the 'Qiuyue Town Stall' mission. Mission Rewards: 160 Gold Coins, 1 Anywhere Door (Unlimited Use), 4 Magic Soil, 1 Chicken Coop, 8 Chicks, 1 Bag of Tomato Seeds, 1 Bag of Potatoes (for Planting), 1 Bag of Cabbage Seeds, 1 Bag of Carrot Seeds, 1 Mushroom Culture Medium."

"Since vegetables take a long time to grow, the system recommends that the streamer purchase a Xiansu bottle. Using the Xiansu bottle will speed up the maturation cycle of plants or animals."

Li Xiaoqi frowned, showing a bitter smile, and almost complained out loud.

Didn’t the Xiansu Bottle speed up the cooking time of food last time?

Wow, it can also speed up the ripening of vegetables and fruits...

No wonder it is a prerequisite task, you need these things to grow vegetables.

It's really miserable.

The dark history is sold as a commodity by the system, hahahaha!

"Let me go..."

A faint cry for help came to my ears.

Li Xiaoqi looked down and saw the dark face of Fushigawa Shigeya, and it happened that the administrator Liu Yue reminded him again.

"Attention, attention! The Magical Girl Transformer's effect has expired, and Muzan Kibutsuji's rage has reached max. For the safety of the streamers, the system advises both streamers to flee as soon as possible."

Then, her hands shook and she loosened them.

As luck would have it, Giotto tripped over a stone, stumbled, and his hand slipped and he failed to grab Uzui Shinobu's head.

"Bang!"

His head hit the ground and Fuzukawa Shigeya cried out in pain.

"ah."

Li Xiaoqi and Giotto made a sound, "Sorry."

Fuzukawa Miya: "..."

He sighed helplessly and subconsciously raised his hand to cover the back of his head which was hurt from the fall.

"I can move—"

Fushigawa Shima stood up, moved his neck and limbs to relieve the remaining stiffness in his body.

"The effect on the Ghost King has worn off, and he will come looking for me soon."

Dazai Osamu reminded in a deep voice.

Giotto and Asari Ugetsu straightened their expressions and recalled the appearance of Muzan Kibutsuji as a magical girl, and they really couldn't feel nervous.

"That's really bad...Pfft."

Fushigawa Shiya raised his eyebrows and said sternly, "Hey, now is not the time to laugh."

He grasped the hilt of the Nichirin Sword and pushed Li Xiaoqi beside him towards Dazai Osamu.

"You four, hurry up and leave. I'm going to cut his neck."

Li Xiaoqi frowned slightly and said, "Even if Muzan Kibutsuji's neck is cut off, he won't die."

"Only sunlight can deal with him."

Fuzukawa Miya opened his eyes wide, looking surprised, "What did you say?!"

"There are still nine hours until sunrise. I don't think you can defeat him alone. It will take some time for the other pillars to arrive. Before that, you will kill him alone."

Dazai Osamu raised the corners of his lips, and the faint light reflected in his eyes, as if falling on the surface of ice, adding to the coldness.

"I think Mr. Dazai is right. Relying solely on one person's strength won't work against the Demon King."

As the leader of the organization, Giotto agreed with Dazai Osamu's suggestion.

He nodded slightly to Li Yuyue, held down Fushigawa Shima's shoulders, and shook his head at him.

Li Xiaoqi stamped his feet anxiously, "Hey, stop talking here, are you waiting to be killed by Muzan?"

She took out the prop Anywhere Door from her backpack, and a red door appeared in the middle of the alley. Everyone except Dazai Osamu looked stunned.

"Door?"

Fuzukawa Miyabi said in a daze.

Li Xiaoqi opened the door and pushed the dazed Musashi into the door.

Then, she pushed Giotto and Asari Ugetsu in, and finally took Dazai Osamu's hand and stepped into the door.

"So far, the gifts received during this livestream are: Impure World Reincarnation Ticket (Extended Time Version) x1, New Armstrong Cyclotron Jet Armstrong Cannon x1, Elder x2, Memory Blocker x2, Super Speaker x3, Poké Balls x6, Clow Cards (Random) x12, Pure Heart x87, Matsutake x89, Mint x399."

The moment I walked through the door, the voice of the gift list came into my mind.

Dazai Osamu grabbed Li Xiaoqi's hand and held her delicate hand in his palm.

Li Xiaoqi's breathing became consistent, his heartbeat began to speed up, and a smile unconsciously appeared on his lips.

She looked at Dazai Osamu, and suddenly came back to her senses when she met his gaze.

Li Xiaoqi's ears turned slightly red and he quickly withdrew his hand.

Dazai Osamu did not chase after him, but just lowered his eyes, tightened his empty right hand, and concealed his lost expression.

Because of Dazai Osamu's sudden action, Li Xiaoqi had an idea and decided that the location opposite the portal was the Ubuyashiki residence.

*

Ubuyashiki residence.

The moonlight fell on the rockery, and the water under the wooden bridge gurgled, making a pleasant sound.

Ubuyashiki Yoya was sitting on the porch, holding a piece of paper in his hand with a look of surprise on his face.

A purple scar covered half of his face, one eye was nearly blind, and his arms under his robe were covered in purple spots.

He coughed twice, and a laugh escaped his lips.

"The stronghold of the folk religion, the Eternal Paradise, was burned down by unknown individuals. There were no human casualties, and the leader is missing... Tianyin, what do you think... huh?"

Ubuyashiki Amane gently stroked her husband's back, and together with her husband, they looked at Uzui Tengen who was slowly walking towards them.

Uzui Tengen stopped, lowered his eyes to look at his missing left hand, and said with a smile, "It's very suspicious."

"I remember that the Lord had long suspected the Eternal Paradise Sect and sent people to search for it, but they couldn't find it."

"Master Tianyuan, how is your injury?"

Ubuyashiki Amane asked, a look of concern in her eyes.

The sound of footsteps was heard, and two white-haired little girls appeared behind Uzui Tengen, one of them grabbing one of his sleeves and pulling it back.

Ubuyashiki Kazuya frowned slightly and said disapprovingly: "Tengen, you should take good care of your injuries."

"I'm sorry, Hinai-san, Hika-san."

Uzui Tengen gently pulled back his sleeves and knelt on the ground, "My Lord."

After paying his respects to his lord, Uzui Tengen sat down cross-legged, the artificially dug stream reflected in his eyes.

His left eye was completely covered, and his white hair fell on his shoulders, floating in the breeze.

"Hinazule and the others are asleep, I came out to get some fresh air."

Ubuyashiki Hinai and Ubuyashiki Rinka quietly walked to their mother's side and stood still, both showing helpless expressions.

Ubuyashiki Kōya saw the expressions of his daughters and couldn't help laughing, "Look, even the children are worried about you."

Uzui Tengen coughed lightly and laughed awkwardly twice.

"What are your plans for the future?"

Ubuyashiki Yozai asked.

Uzui Tengen's expression was gentle, recalling the worried and frightened looks on his three wives' faces. "My Lord, I promised them that if I survive this time, I will step back."

Ubuyashiki Yoya didn't show any surprise and said softly, "Well done."

"It's just... I'm sorry for the trust placed in me by my lord."

Uzui Tengen let out a breath, a look of sadness in his eyes.

Ubuyashiki Yoya shook his head and looked at Uzui Tengen with a smile.

"Tianyuan, you did a great job."

Uzui Tengen opened his eyes wide, his eye sockets were moist, his lips slightly parted but he couldn't say anything.

If possible, he would like to keep fighting.

But after losing his left hand, his strength was greatly reduced.

Suddenly, a red door appeared in the center of the courtyard.

Everyone was stunned and looked towards the door that suddenly appeared.

"Squeak."

The door opened with a sound of wood rubbing against each other, and then five people emerged from inside.

Ubuyashiki Kōya and Ubuyashiki Amane blinked, a look of surprise crossing their faces.

Soon, Ubuyashiki Kōya's expression calmed down and he smiled, "That's surprising."

Ubuyashiki Amane looked at one of them, a faint smile appearing at the corner of her lips.

Ubuyashiki Yoya looked at Li Xiaoqi and Dazai Osamu, and the smile on his lips widened.

Uzui Tengen was shocked and stood in front of his lord and his wife. When he saw two of them, the corners of his mouth twitched and he showed a helpless look.

"Really? Do you have any weird props that I don't know about?"

"Also, isn't it rather rash to bring a stranger to the lord's mansion?"

"Buzukawa, you are also the Wind Pillar after all."

Fushigawa Minoru looked at Uzui Tengen, sneered in dissatisfaction, then turned around and glared at Li Xiaoqi and Dazai Osamu.

“You should ask them about this…”

He stopped talking and turned to look at Uzui Tengen. "How's your health? Didn't you say you were seriously injured? Are you sitting up now? Do you want to die?"

During the day, Fushigawa Minoru received a report from the crow that Tengen Uzui, Tanjiro Kamado, Zenitsu Agatsuma and Inosuke Hashibira had successfully defeated Upper Six, and the four were seriously injured.

The other pillars were still eliminating demons in their respective territories and had no time to come back to visit, including himself.

When he received the news, he was still clearing out a tricky ghost den in the suburbs. It was already night when he returned to Qiuyue Town, and he happened to meet Li Xiaoqi and others.

Suddenly, Fuzukawa Shima frowned and asked, "Your left hand?"

Uzui Tengen stretched out his left hand from under the wide haori and waved it under the beautiful moonlight.

"As expected of you, you're very sensitive."

Li Xiaoqi showed a look of surprise, pursed his lips slightly, and looked away silently.

Just when they met Douma and Muzan Kibutsuji, Yuugaku had already been destroyed in the battle between the Demon Slayer Corps and the Upper Moons.

She suddenly opened her eyes wide and asked loudly.

How could this be the case with all that food that can revive and restore health?

"Mr. Uzui, where's the lunch box I gave you?!"

Uzui Tengen raised his hand and scratched his cheek, then laughed twice.

"I gave the food inside to the seriously injured. Although the amount is small, every person I can save is a lifetime."

"However, the same is true of Kamado and the others. Their courage is more admirable than mine."

"After all, those are things that can save their lives at critical moments. They are still teenagers, but they can do such things. It's amazing!"

Li Xiaoqi was stunned and opened his lips but couldn't say anything.

The wind carried the scent of wisteria flowers. She looked at Uzui Tengen, her bright brown eyes filled with shock.

Under the moonlight, the regretless smile on Uzui Tengen's face was unusually gentle.

Yes, based on their personalities, they would definitely not keep the things she gave to Tanjiro and the other pillars for themselves.

Li Xiaoqi's expression was moved and he smiled softly.

Dazai Osamu looked calm and blinked slowly, "Not for yourself... What an idiot."

"No, they are just a bunch of idiots."

Li Xiaoqi said.

Giotto and Asari Ugetsu wisely kept silent, but they guessed the meaning from the conversation.

The tall, white-haired man originally had the treatment medicine given by Miss Nana, but he gave it to someone else, so he ended up in this state.

Asari Ugetsu looked at Ubuyashiki Tenon and nodded slightly.

"Sister Tianyin, long time no see."

Ubuyashiki Amane nodded: "Ugetsu, I heard that you left the family some time ago and went overseas."

When Giotto heard this, he suddenly became nervous and winked at Li Yuyue.

This is actually your relative?

Didn’t you tell your family?

He coughed lightly towards Li Yuyue, laughed heartily twice, and silently avoided Giotto's questioning gaze.

Li Xiaoqi: “???”

She was shocked for a moment, then reluctantly took out the sweet flower-stuffed chicken she had made earlier from her backpack.

The next second, Li Xiaoqi rushed in front of Yu Zui Tianyuan, pulled off the chicken leg and stuffed it into his mouth.

The movements were very quick and done in one go.

Perhaps because of his serious injuries, Uzui Tengen opened his eyes wide and was unable to resist for a moment.

Immediately afterwards, a purple medicine bottle appeared in Li Xiaoqi's hand. She pulled out the bottle cap, pinched Yu Zui Tianyuan's chin and poured the medicine into his mouth.

"The item 'Potion of Immunity to All Debuffs' x1 has been consumed."

White spots of light appeared all over Uzui Tengen's body, the bandages on his arms and left eye fell off, and his lost left hand and left eye were restored to their original state.

Giotto was stunned by this operation. He didn't expect that there were such strange people in the world with multiple special abilities.

Ever since he met Li Xiaoqi and Dazai Osamu, he had witnessed strange and magical props appearing out of thin air, but he never expected that they could also produce food that could heal wounds.

Giotto: “Wow.”

Uzui Tengen's brain froze, "...Huh?"

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Author's words: Backpack item statistics: 48380 gold coins

Curse World Exploration Degree: 55%

Demon Slayer World Exploration Degree: 40%

thing:

Japanese-style house x1, fireworks x78;

Porsche x1, helicopter x1, flowers x30;

Just We Bomb x130, Sun Blade x65, Wisteria Flower Concentrate x168;

Magical Girl Transformer x5, Rose x100, Boy/Girl Transformer x1;

Everyone's Favor Potion x3, Lake Toya x6, Iron Pot x1;

Two-faced Sukuna Finger x4, Edgeless Sword x2, Special Summon Ticket Fragment x5;

Death Bullet Set x1, Kagura's Umbrella x8;

Conan's glowing eyes x4, Shimura Tae's egg custard x7;

Katsura Kotaro's rap sweatshirt x2, Elizabeth leather case x1, Social Death Note x1;

Okita Sougo's Bazooka x56, Ghost Experience Ticket x5, Nakahara Chuuya's Motorcycle x4;

Wind Wings x2;

Slippery Yo-Yo summons Slippery Dragon Set x1, Four Souls Jade·Fake x1;

Echizen Ryoma's rackets x4, Atobe Keigo's rackets x4;

Conan's Bow Voice Changer x2, Poké Balls x14;

Conan's anesthetic watch x3, Ryugu Castle's aging spray x3, and a potion that grants immunity to all debuffs x2;

New Armstrong Cyclone Jet Armstrong Cannon x2, Devil Fruit x2 (-2, sent);

Elder x4 (consumed), Demon Slayer Corps uniform x2, Wisteria flowers x398.

Fire Clow Card x1, Fantasy Clow Card x1, Time Clow Card x1;

Kinomoto Sakura Key x1, Great Adventure Box x4;

Blue Water Ball x6, Unnamed Friend Book x1, Prison Gate·Fake x1,

1 Flower Clow Card, 12 Japanese Kimonos, 1 Werewolf Game Trial Card, 2 "Cooking God" Trial Cards

Cursed Scarecrow x3, Death Bullet Refill x2, 0we Game Console x2, 520 Surprise Gift Pack x1

M416 x36, 98K x30, Bi Yangqi's Dark Cuisine x6;

Impure World Reincarnation Ticket (Extended Time Version) x1, Memory Blocker x2, Super Speaker x3;

Clow Cards (random) x12

Qiuyue Town Stall Mission Rewards: Any Door (Unlimited Use) x1, Magic Soil x4, Chicken Coop x1, Chicks x8, Bag of Tomato Seeds x1, Bag of Potatoes (for Planting) x1, Bag of Cabbage Seeds x1, Bag of Carrot Seeds x1, Mushroom Culture Medium x1.

Ingredients:

Raspberry x11, Bird Egg x86, Mushroom x139;

Poultry x97, Blackback Sea Bass x4, Animal Meat x106;

Tiantianhua x212, Jueyun Pepper x365;

Sunset fruit x5, apple x39, mint x448;

Matsutake x177, firewood x102;

Radish x80, Glass Bag x3, Pure Heart x87

Thank you to the little angels who voted for me or provided me with nutrient solution between 2024-07-08 18:07:57 and 2024-07-09 17:31:23~

Thanks to the little angels who cast mines: 2 for Shima Qingxing;

Thanks to the little angels who irrigated the nutrient solution: Al's Screaming Spinning Briefcase, 10 bottles of Shima Kiyoshige;

Thank you very much for your support. I will continue to work hard!