My Home Has a Divine Beast That Wards Off Evil

Rich and calm divine beast gong X truly poor, gentle, virtuous wife shou (mistake!)

Qin Nan: "Boss, why are you hanging white cloth for the opening?"

Boss: "Oh, I forgot to ...

Chapter 118 One man can hold the pass against ten thousand.

The wide streets were packed with onlookers, leaving a spacious path in the middle.

A wedding procession starts from the Zhuangyuan Mansion in the city, parades around the central street, and goes to the bride's home to fetch her.

The procession of flag and gong bearers consisted of fourteen people, leading the way with two "囍" (double happiness) plaques, followed by bright red banners.

Two people each for gongs and drums, suonas, sheng (a type of reed pipe), and cymbals.

Following the flag and gong procession came the flower boys, carrying baskets. The first two scattered flower petals, the middle two scattered wedding candies, and the last two scattered copper coins.

Many people bent down to pick up the fallen copper coins, and laughter accompanied the wedding procession, creating a very festive and joyful atmosphere.

After the flower girls came the fans and umbrella bearers, and then the dowry chests.

After the chest was carried, came the bridal sedan chair, adorned with gold and jade ornaments, with eight sedan chair bearers in front and eight in the back.

Because it involves parading through the city and streets, a small procession cannot last that long; hence, it is also known as the "Eight-Bearer Sedan Chair."

Following the bridal sedan chair were eight maids and eight servants.

Following behind the groom was a tall horse with a large red flower on its head, and behind him were the groom's friends who had accompanied him to pick up the bride.

The entire procession was long and impressive, creating a lively scene.

Bai Hao and Qin Nan came down early and stood in front, while the short Qiong Ruiheng squeezed next to Qin Nan.

Li You arrived late, carrying Jiang Jiang and Shan You, and quite a few people had already squeezed through.

Li You, holding Jiang Jiang, squeezed her way to the front row. Shan You wasn't interested and didn't want to squeeze in, but with so many people, he had no choice but to move.

"Bang--"

Dan Yoo was bumped in the back. Just as he pushed the person behind him away, he was squeezed together by the people on both sides.

Unable to speak, Shan You pushed forward in frustration, sending a man flying and knocking down two members of the wedding procession.

This incident caused chaos in the wedding procession, and the sound of gongs and drums had to stop.

Everyone craned their necks to see.

Today is the wedding day of the martial arts champion and the second legitimate daughter of the prime minister, and I never expected that someone would dare to cause trouble.

The person who was thrown into the air got up and saw countless stares.

"No, it wasn't me, I was pushed out! It was him! He pushed me hard!"

The man pointed at Shan You without hesitation.

Shan You just gave him a cold look. He didn't mean to cause trouble; there were just too many people, and he wanted to clear his way around. Who knew it would turn out like this!

Dan Yoo stood there without saying a word, while the others looked at the man again.

"It's him! He deliberately hit someone! He's trying to ruin the wedding! He's definitely here to steal the bride!"

Dan You: "..."

I'm numb! Are they taking advantage of me because I'm mute now?!

Bai Hao, standing in the crowd, was somewhat surprised. He smiled and used his hands to form a hand seal to release Shan You from the silencing spell.

When Shan You heard that he had been suddenly accused of a crime without his knowledge, he was furious. He was the one who had angered others throughout history, and he was the one who had been criticized and had no say in his words.

Dan You was furious: "Are those two holes on your face for venting your anger? Which eye of yours saw me trying to steal the bride? If you can't speak human language, don't bark like a dog! You can't even stand up straight like a sow rooting for food, and you still have the nerve to blame others? Why is it you who fell out and not someone else?"

"you!"

Shan You: "What do you mean 'you'? You have a pointy mouth, monkey cheeks, and a bulbous nose, and you're always pouncing on people to take advantage of them. How come you didn't fall to the ground but instead landed on someone? You really know how to land a fall accurately!"

When Shan You realized he could speak, he understood what Bai Hao meant by "participate"—he meant to sabotage the marriage.

Unable to argue with Shan You's sarcastic remarks, the man gritted his teeth in anger and threw a punch at Shan You.

Dan You, who was holding her breath, didn't hold back when she saw this. With a "bang," she kicked the man, pretending to accidentally knock him over several members of the wedding procession. The things they were carrying scattered all over the ground with a "clatter," making the scene even more lively.

Before anyone could react, Shan You picked up musical instruments, flower baskets, and other items that had fallen to the ground and started smashing them. The front part of the wedding procession was thrown into complete chaos, and even the onlookers shouted and tried to get out of the way.

Bai Hao and Qin Nan had already moved far away from the crowd. He had originally planned to use his divine power to dismantle the bridal sedan chair, and then continue dismantling it after they replaced it with a new one, which would also achieve his goal. However, he did not expect that Shan You would get into a conflict with someone.

But since the opportunity was rare, Bai Hao decided to save himself the trouble.

When something went wrong in the wedding procession, someone rushed to the back to inform the groom and the person in charge.

Riding a tall horse, Luo Lin was dressed in a magnificent red wedding gown. He stood upright and exuded a calm demeanor, quite different from his appearance in the village.

Hearing that someone had come to disrupt his wedding, he pursed his lips and remained silent, wondering who it could be, who had to do it today of all days, and who actually dared to do such a thing.

He was the top military scholar appointed by His Majesty this year, and his father-in-law was a high-ranking and powerful prime minister. Even if there were people in the court who were at odds with him, they should not have made such a blatant disturbance today.

Unable to guess who it could be, he spoke to his friend who was accompanying him to the wedding, gave a few instructions to the servant, and then rode ahead to see what had happened.

Before Luo Lin even got close, he heard a loud cursing voice coming from the surrounding silent crowd, and it was exceptionally clear.

"...Oh, so it was you who was talking just now. I thought some kind of latrine bucket had exploded. Did you forget to wipe yourself properly after using the outhouse?"

"You, you, you! What do you mean, 'you'?! You stutterer and you're trying to swear?! Don't you know your own limitations?"

"Hey, we're not talking about you! You're a toad pretending to be a frog, ugly but you're all show and no substance! Others play the piano and you play the flute, others flatter and you go and grab a gun!"

"Wow! Has no one ever told you you have a big head? Go get an enema! It'll suit you perfectly!"

"I don't have a son like you. Do you understand reproductive isolation? Pigs can't give birth to dogs! Luckily you live in the present, otherwise cockroaches would have evolved more completely than you!"

...

Luo Lin was speechless as he listened to the vulgar and rude insults. Sure enough, this person had been specifically hired to cause trouble, otherwise they would never have used so many fluent insults!

Qin Nan sat in the second-floor room, watching Shan You go from fighting to swearing, from swearing at one person to swearing at more than a dozen. Several old women couldn't out-argue him. Others' insults were more refined, but his words were as disgusting as possible.

In just a short while, Shan You had rendered a group of people speechless with his insults, and one of them almost fainted from anger.

Qin Nan was somewhat relieved that he had never been scolded by Shan You.

Li You carried Jiang Jiang on her back, munching on sunflower seeds that Bai Hao had brought her, and happily watched Shan You's endless chatter.

Qiong Ruiheng lay silently on the table, his eyes vacant. These words were truly not something a child like him should hear.

Bai Hao, on the surface, sat at the table with his eyes closed, resting, but secretly used his innate ability to investigate something. He knew why that person had let the old story repeat itself, and if something serious went wrong, he would definitely show up.

Because the other half of the jade pendant that Qin Nan needed was in that person's hands, Bai Hao couldn't determine exactly where he was in the Ghost City. The Ghost City was quite large, and it was also a mirage painting, so he couldn't explore the area. He could only force the person behind the scenes to come out on their own initiative.