My Home Has a Divine Beast That Wards Off Evil

Rich and calm divine beast gong X truly poor, gentle, virtuous wife shou (mistake!)

Qin Nan: "Boss, why are you hanging white cloth for the opening?"

Boss: "Oh, I forgot to mention, I do funeral business."

Qin Nan: "..."

Fine, so it's a funeral. It doesn't matter, the benefits are good!

Qin Nan: "Boss, why is there crying from the well?"

Boss: "Oh, it seems there's a ghost. I forgot about it until you mentioned it. I've been too busy with the opening to deal with it."

Qin Nan: "..."

Does the funeral business also handle warding off evil and ghosts? Boss, don't turn around, you'll forget if you do!

Qin Nan: "Boss, this Pixiu statue to protect the house is so lifelike!"

Boss: "Well... maybe the craftsman was very skilled."

Qin Nan: "However, doesn't it look a bit small?"

Boss: "Oh, he hasn't grown up yet. He'll be fine when he grows up."

Qin Nan: "..."

Grown up?! Can stone carvings actually grow up?!

Qin Nan: "Boss, I want to resign."

Boss: "Oh, really? That's a shame. I was going to double your salary if you stayed on. If you leave, I'll have to find someone else."

Qin Nan: "Ah! I remember now, it seems guests are coming this afternoon. I'll prepare some tea and snacks."

Poverty is the greatest enemy in life!