Chapter 214 Hagang and Ji

At that moment, Ha Gang's stomach was inexplicably bloated, whether from eating too much or for some other reason. Without thinking too much about it, he found a shady spot under a tree and was about to sit down when, taking advantage of Ji's inattention, he quietly let out a fart. Unexpectedly, he couldn't hold it in and it came out with a loud "beep," which made him a little embarrassed.

Ji looked at Hagang with deep affection: "Thank you for blowing the dirt off the ground for me..."

Ha Gang suddenly felt incredibly "warm," but he just curled the corners of his mouth and didn't say anything more.

"Hmm! I'll have to find a way to get some meat when we eat later! You need to nourish your body properly! Especially your legs, they're so thin, it feels like they could be broken by a gust of wind... Look at my body, I'm a standard fat guy! I just don't understand what you're doing sitting on my back all the time? Can't you absorb some of the fat from my belly?" Ha Gang looked at Ji, then at its thighs that were as thick as corn stalks, and shook its head as it spoke.

Speaking of the talkative princess, she has learned quite a few human tricks during this time: "I would like to absorb more of them, but when I think about this apocalypse, who will protect me? Who will cook for me?"

Ha Gang was speechless again, but in that moment of speechlessness, a subtle, almost imperceptible smile of joy flickered across his face.

To hide his excitement and joy, he deliberately smoothed two tufts of hair at his temples and coughed a few times.

Ji was still being cheeky: "What? Are you trying to provoke me with those wandering eyes?"

Ha Gang once again gazed at Ji's frail and slender body with uncontrollable affection: "I'll go get you some meat to nourish you! You're too thin..." Ha Gang pinched her cheek: "Hmm! Your face does have some flesh! Your eyes are bright and piercing, like flirtatious glances!"

"You like my eyes? See? These are the standard eyes of aliens! Beautiful, aren't they?" Ji pouted and made a series of mischievous "pouting" sounds, just like a child.

"Wow! I love your big, dark eyes so much, they're so clear and bright... It's like, like the night when I'm fast asleep, the boundless space in my dreams! Why do I always feel like there's a world from my childhood hidden in your eyes, like all my family and playmates are there... So beautiful!" Ha Gang said, staring intently into Ji's eyes with his cross-eyed expression.

Listening to Ha Gang's few rather abstract metaphors, Ji didn't quite understand what they meant, but she could still grasp the general idea: Ha Gang really, really liked her big eyes.

Just as Ji and Hagang were joking and playing around, the group of farmers who had thrown clods of dirt and broken tiles at Hagang a while ago reappeared. As usual, they were carrying their carrying poles and walking slowly toward them with gloomy faces.

Ji poked at it with her finger: "It's them again... I think we should leave, lest we get beaten up again!"

"I guess they won't hit me anymore, right? I've had them throwing clods of dirt at me for almost a month now! They should have gotten their revenge by now, right?!" Ha Gang said uncertainly.

"Stop guessing! I think we'd better leave!" Just as Ji finished speaking, the middle-aged farmer with barely any hair on his head grabbed a carrying pole and charged towards Ha Gang, yelling. Ha Gang didn't have time to think, so he grabbed Ji and ran off like a shot. He ran faster than a rabbit!

Ha Gang thought he had run far enough, so he looked back and saw that the bald farmer had stopped chasing him sometime during the chase, making Ha Gang run a lot of unnecessary distance.

"I really didn't expect you to be so fat yet run so fast! Generally speaking, fat people can't run this fast or for this long!" Ji looked at Ha Gang with great doubt.

Ha Gang scratched his head: "I can't usually run this fast! I don't know why I can run so fast today and I'm not even out of breath... It feels so magical! Could it be because you got off my back? It's like a pregnant woman with a big belly, she's bound to have difficulty moving around!"

"Tch! All of what you're saying is wrong! There's another reason why you run fast and don't get tired! Want to know what it is?" Ji asked, feigning mystery and hinting at seduction.

Hagang's appetite was thus whetted by Ji: "Tell me, how come I can run so fast without being out of breath when I'm so fat!"

Ji blinked her big eyes, and after a long pause, said, "That's because I'm a great beauty. Of course, you wouldn't feel breathless or tired when you're carrying a beautiful woman..."

Ha Gang was speechless at Ji's answer, but also felt that Ji was quite cute.

"Ugh! I really want to kick you into this river! So you can take a good bath and catch some fish!" As soon as Ha finished speaking, Ji plunged into the river without saying another word and actually started catching fish.

A few minutes later, Ji Zhen was seen returning to shore with two fish in her arms.

Ha Gang seemed unable to accept it for a while: "Who are you, some kind of genius? Even machines can't catch fish as fast as you!"

"I suspect that the fish you caught is made of plastic or some other material or texture! I think that apart from looking nice, this kind of fish is probably inedible!" Ha Gang said deliberately to annoy Ji.

"Really? Then I'll make some really delicious grilled fish later, and you can just watch me eat it. Don't eat any! Because eating too much plastic is bad for your health!" Ji Duiha said.

At this moment, Ha Gang was even more speechless.

Ji, this little sprite and lively character, really brings me a lot of joy.

"Haha, really? Don't flatter me! I can't stand being praised. I easily get arrogant and do all sorts of things!" Ji said with a hint of self-deprecation.

While busy cultivating and controlling his steel armor, Pingyao also took the time to wander around and enjoy the rare peace and tranquility during this apocalyptic period.

Pingyao continued his rigorous training, focusing solely on mastering flying skills. His hard work finally paid off! He now possesses exceptional flight control skills, making him a highly skilled pilot!

The other members of the Black Deer tribe were in seclusion, cultivating their skills, and hadn't been seen for a long time!

Pingyao suddenly remembered something and hurriedly asked her son, who was preparing to take off, "Did Xu Que sneak off? I haven't seen him for a while!"

"I don't know! Anyway, I haven't seen him in a long time! Could something have happened to him? Or could he have been murdered? But then again, that doesn't make sense! Xu Que is so powerful, how could any opponent have harmed him?"