A certain woman, for some inexplicable reason, became bound to an arrogant and deceptive system. She transmigrates into the bodies of cannon fodder characters in various worlds, fulfilling their wi...
"You stinking monk!"
Shui Yuntian felt a tightness in his chest and almost vomited blood again.
What insects are you raising? Isn't it just that he hasn't showered in months? You say it's hard to deal with him, but when you're killing fish to deal with him, this monk doesn't hold back at all.
“Benefactor Shui, please hurry. This humble monk is tired, and when I'm tired, I get irritable. When I'm irritable, I might use you as a practice subject. I haven't practiced acupuncture for a long time, and my eyes are too heavy to open. If I accidentally prick you and something happens, please don't blame me.”
"you……"
Do I have to stop getting a puncture when I'm sleepy?
Shui Yuntian wanted to get up and escape through the window, but for some reason, he couldn't muster his inner strength and felt weak all over.
That despicable monk, using him as practice material!
"What poison did you give me?"
Shui Yuntian finally calmed down and asked in a calm manner.
At this moment, he was at the mercy of others, like a fish on a chopping board. Further verbal sparring was pointless. The most urgent task was to change the subject and restore his inner strength.
Xiang Wan looked at Shui Yuntian sitting in the water bucket, the steam making his full head of hair look even worse, and she had an urge to shave his head.
The Buddha said, "It cannot be spoken."
"Liaokong, you're from Nanyue Temple, right?"
The Buddha said, "Silence is golden."
“If you treat me like this, my Tianmen Sect will surely destroy Nanyue Temple in the future.”
"The Buddha said, 'Too much talk leads to a quick death.'"
When did the Buddha ever say this?
"The Buddha said, 'You should get your hair done.'"
"you……"
The water and clouds were bound together, and no matter what he said, this bald monk would just repeat "Buddha said," "Buddha said," which was giving everyone a headache. If he recovered his inner strength, he would definitely twist this stinking monk's head off and use it as a football.
"The Buddha said, if you keep thinking nonsense, it's time to say something."
"you……"
Before Shui Yuntian could speak again, Xiang Wan reached out with her large hand and shoved Shui Yuntian's head directly into the wooden tub.
I've wanted to do this for a long time, but talking too much disturbs people's rest.