In her previous life, old Mrs. Li wished she could pluck out her heart and liver to make soup for her children, yet in her old age, she faced indifference and evasion. Her children all kept their d...
Li Guifang seized the opportunity to unleash her trump card: "Science is so advanced now! In the old days, even Mingyu couldn't wash himself clean even if he jumped into the Yellow River. Now the hospital can just pry him off with a few tweezers."
She pinched the air with two fingers and gestured, "Identify me immediately!"
There were a few bursts of laughter from the crowd.
Butcher Zhao Tuzi squeezed in at the front and started to make a fuss: "Aunt Li, is Mingyu's illness curable? Will he be able to get married in the future?"
Upon hearing this, Li Guifang perked up immediately, shaking the checklist loudly: "Zhao Baldy, you bastard, open those squinty eyes of yours and take a good look!"
She poked her finger at the words "Circumcision recommended" on the examination form, almost poking a hole in the paper.
"See? It's written in black and white! It's just a minor operation, and it's much cleaner and more hygienic than you filthy bastards!"
She picked up a Women's Federation flyer and gestured through it like a storyteller: "People in big cities are all about this now. They say it can prevent inflammation and reduce the risk of gynecological diseases in wives!"
The butcher was so angry that he shrank his neck, but the men and women watching became interested and stretched their necks to move forward.
Li Guifang grew increasingly excited as she spoke, clapping her flyers loudly: "Don't you say that the new society is great now? In the old society, who cared about you? Now the government even cares about what goes on in a man's pants!"
The crowd burst into laughter, and several young wives hid back with red faces.
Teacher Zhang adjusted his reading glasses and muttered softly, "This, this is too vulgar..."
"What's so vulgar about it!" Li Guifang, sharp-eyed and quick-witted, immediately turned the tables. "Teacher Zhang, you've been teaching people your whole life, and haven't you always said, 'It's glorious to be hygienic,'"
She suddenly lowered her voice and said mysteriously, "I heard that after having this circumcision, the chances of having a big fat boy can increase by 20%!"
This really hit the nail on the head for the old man. Teacher Zhang's son has been married for three years and still hasn't had a grandson.
The old man suddenly fell silent, took the checklist and looked at it carefully.
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At Mulizi Alley on Hongxing Street, there was just some bickering and grinding of teeth, but at Zaozixiang on Hongqi Street, people were already beating drums and singing.
In front of the bulletin board in Zaozi Lane, a large group of people were pointing and talking at the notice.
After Xie Dazui finished shouting in Mule Alley, he hurried to Zaozi Lane.
The purpose is to publicize the Wang family’s bad deeds as soon as possible.
It’s late, and people who go to work or school have all left, so can the effect be the same?
The old people always say that you should go to the market quickly and enjoy the hustle and bustle early. It is never wrong to go early.
Mule Alley and Zaozi Alley are separated by two streets, so they are not close. Xie Dazui hurried as fast as he could and finally arrived at the notice board after the police officer finished posting the notice.
"Hey hey! There's something new to see, come and see it everyone!"
Xie Dazui's loud speaker made many residents in Zaozi Lane howl.
"Oh my! What a sin!" Xie Dazui suddenly slapped his thigh, his voice loud enough for the whole street to hear. "The police station's notice is posted on our street!"
The shout was so loud that even an old man with a lame leg came out to watch the fun, muttering "Let me see, let me see".
"What's the matter?" An aunt who was still making breakfast at home ran out without taking off her apron and holding a spatula in her hand.
Xie Dazui lowered his voice mysteriously: "What a sin! I'll scare you to death if I tell you!"