Chapter 622 Haining Cat Island (32) [VIP]

According to folklore, before a person dies, he or she will review his or her entire life in a very short period of time. This is called a revolving lantern.

Social death is also death. Li Ge now feels like a series of revolving lanterns flashing before his eyes.

If we go back thirteen years and ask the boy Li Ge, who lied that the cat ate his homework book because he didn't do it, and was punished by the teacher to stand in the corridor, what he envisioned for the future, he would never have thought that one day thirteen years later, he would be surrounded by the staff in his own store and sterilized.

A child's fantasy about his future career when he grows up may be to become a scientist, an astronaut, a street sweeper, or to drive a sprinkler truck that suddenly accelerates and randomly attacks an unlucky passerby riding a bicycle on the side of the road, but he definitely should not want to be the last eunuch after the demise of the previous dynasty.

"I'm here, I'm here," a cheerful female voice came from outside the door, "What's wrong, Lao Zhou? What's so good about neutering a cat?"

"It's not the cat that's been sterilized," the big man called Lao Zhou turned around and whispered, "Didn't I tell you, it's the boss who's been sterilized."

"Boss, are you sterilizing our cats?" the woman asked in confusion. "Boss, are you sterilizing our cats? The boss of Cat Deity Academy is not a doctor, right? I remember he seems to be..."

"No, it's our boss who was sterilized," Guan Hongyan interrupted her with a cheerful voice, "Look, the doctor inside is our chief surgeon this time, and he has a lot of... uh, surgical experience."

Bai Jinshu nodded.

Never mind what kind of surgical experience it is; just tell me whether it is experience or not.

"...My sister's ex-boyfriend." The female voice interrupted by Guan Hongyan finished the remaining half of the sentence.

Bai Jinshu:?

Everyone else: ?

"Wait," the big man asked, "Is the boss your sister's ex-boyfriend? Why haven't you ever mentioned that?"

"Haining Island is very small," the woman said matter-of-factly. "The owner of the fruit shop at the entrance of our community is my third aunt in terms of seniority. Every time I buy fruit there, she gives me a discount. Haven't you noticed?"

"I thought... the boss was just better at doing business." The big man said weakly.

The group of people fell into silence.

Haining Island, you are really small.

Having many acquaintances is certainly a good thing, but sometimes it doesn't seem so good.

"Well," Wu Meng's conscience came to his senses, and he tried to save Li Ge's situation, "Is it too late for us to say that our boss is not the Li Ge you know?"

"Oh," the female voice also paused, "So it's really Wu Zhili? I'm not really sure who he came from. I just vaguely remember hearing that he came back and opened a pet shop."

"The economy is so bad now? Is he...doing so badly?"

Silence, more endless silence.

Li Ge widened his eyes and took a deep breath.

In this silence, only the deafening laughter on the barrage:

【I laughed so hard that I almost felt that way. 】

[So Li Ge was not recognized at the beginning, was he sold out by Wu Meng? ]

【Wu Meng: Our boss Li Ge is definitely not the Li Ge you know.】

[Li Ge’s friend’s sister: So it’s really Li Ge. ]

[This wave is a self-destruction. 】

[See, friends, you can’t date someone local, especially someone who is just a few steps from your hometown. It will be very embarrassing to run into your ex-girlfriend’s sister when you break up and are sterilized.]

[As mentioned above, most people probably rarely have the experience of "sterilization after breaking up". ]

Human joys and sorrows are not shared.

"Can I call my sister?" The female voice paused for a moment, then suddenly became excited. "By the way, are you really sterilized?"

"No, no, no acting, acting, acting." Several people shook their heads and waved their hands in unison, and repeated how Brother Li had offended the tabby cat and now had to act.

"Oh, I see," the female voice said regretfully, "I thought my long-term mission was about to be completed."

"What mission?" All members of the exploration team did not dare to speak in this awkward atmosphere. Bai Jinshu had no choice but to take on the task of asking and spoke lightly.

"My sister, my sister cares a lot about Wu Zhili," the woman said casually while on the phone. "Ever since she went out to college, every time she heard someone had died on the island, she would ask around to see if it was Wu Zhili."

"Can you guys call someone else over?" She looked up at the exploration team members gathered together, "My sister said she wanted to come and see Wu Zhili being sterilized."

“I’ll watch the fake ones too,” she added.

"Uh...why don't we ask the boss..." Fang Xiang twitched his lips and turned his head carefully, "Boss?"

The boss looked dead.

"Brother Du..." He looked weakly at the last person the boss was pointing at.

"Logically speaking, no other people are allowed to observe during the operation," Bai Jin said.

Brother Li came back to life and nodded frantically.

Bai Jinshu: "But it's ok after the surgery."

Brother Li:!!!

Dr. Du, are you still the reliable gold medal doctor?

"He actually shouted Du Zhongsheng," Guan Hongyan complained in a low voice that everyone could hear, "Does anyone remember who first proposed this?"

——It’s a sincere voice.

Li Ge: ...

Li Ge fell into a new round of contemplation.

"That's great, sister." The woman picked up her phone at the door, "I'm here to pick up your ex-boyfriend from the operating room."

To correct, a child's fantasy about his future career when he grows up may be to become a scientist, an astronaut, a road sweeper, or to drive a sprinkler truck that suddenly accelerates and randomly attacks a hapless passerby riding a bicycle on the side of the road.

But he definitely shouldn't be the last eunuch after the fall of the previous dynasty, and he certainly shouldn't become a eunuch in front of his ex-girlfriend.

"Help, help," Li Ge took a deep breath, "Can you think of a way to prevent my ex-girlfriend from coming?"

"That won't work," Wu Meng took a look, "She even called, and your ex-girlfriend seems...very excited."

The voice anxiously asking where Li Ge's store was came through the phone.

"We're closed! We're closed!" Li Ge gritted his teeth, "Maode Academy is closed today!"

"If the door is closed," Bai Jinshu said faintly, "then how can you be sure that the tabby cat saw you being neutered?"

Wasn't their original purpose to let the tabby cats see Li Ge being sterilized? Closing the door could certainly block Li Ge's ex-girlfriend, but the tabby cats wouldn't be able to see the whole process.

"Yes, we have to keep the door open. And why are you so afraid of your ex-girlfriend?" Guan Hongyan gossiped, "You haven't done anything bad to her, have you? Have you cheated on her? Have you had an affair? Have you been cheating on her?"

"No!" Li Ge complained, "I didn't do anything. It was just that we were in a premature relationship. I had so little time after school that I played games and had no time to date! She thought that games and I were a better match, so we broke up!"

"Then why did she ask every day whether you were dead after she went out to college?" Lu Changfeng was curious.

"Probably because... uh..." Li Ge looked away guiltily, "Because I often stood her up to play games, and was late for dates and left early..."

"You deserve it, buddy," Fang Xiang twitched his lips, "You really do."

"Can you blame me? It's because the game was so fun. I was only 16 or 17 years old back then. I'm 26 or 27 now and I still love playing games. What can I do..." Li Ge struggled for a few seconds and quickly brought the topic back to the topic. "Don't talk about this nonsense. What should I do next? Is there any way to prevent my ex-girlfriend from seeing me being sterilized?"

"Can you stop her at the door?"

"We?" Xiao Zhou pointed at himself and then at a couple standing at the door.

Li Ge’s ex-girlfriend’s sister and brother-in-law look like gym coaches, both of them have muscular bodies.

"Are you sure? Should we? Go stop these two people?" Her words became more and more incredulous.

Li Ge: ...

If he had known earlier, he should not have come to the store after receiving the police call today.

"Then is there any decent way to persuade him to quit..." He desperately sought advice, "Guan Hongyan? Wu Meng? Fang Xiang? Lu Changfeng? Doctor Du! You guys have to think of a way to save my face!"

"Doctor Du! You can't just kill someone and not bury him..." Li Ge wailed, "Is there no other way to stop my ex-girlfriend?"

"We can send an employee to cause a car accident," Bai Jinshu thought for a moment as Li Ge howled and stared at him, "This way, if a car accident happens, your girlfriend won't be able to be there."

What kind of suggestion is this?

Li Ge said weakly: "I just don't want my ex-girlfriend to come to the store, not to kill her..."

"Then find someone to kidnap her..."

There is actually a good trick.

"There are no mercenaries here." Guan Hongyan interrupted quickly.

"Then let the leader go..."

This is totally unnecessary!

"No, no, no, this is really not possible!" Everyone said in unison, "Forget it, Master, forget it!"

There is still room for maneuver for the first two points, but there is no need to do so for the tentacle cat!

Bai Jinshu: ...

To be honest, he actually felt that compared to the previous two proposals which were obviously full of Chao Yougan's style, sending Huai Jiamu might be the safest one.

After all, Huai Jiamu is not a real cat, so he will definitely be more restrained than the mercenaries or people driving cars who came from nowhere.

It’s a pity that no one understands him, just like no one understands why Li Ge is so afraid of seeing his ex-girlfriend.

After three proposals were rejected, Bai Jinshu thought for a moment and said, "Then you can go to my office, push open the second cabinet from the left to the right after entering the door, and pull open the third drawer from the top."

"I'll go look for it," Fang Xiang walked into the doctor's office. A few minutes later, he came out confusedly holding a bag. "Is this it?"

Bai Jinshu nodded.

"What is that? What is that?" Brother Li poked his head out.

"Masks?" Fang Xiang raised the bag in his hand blankly. "There is only one bag of masks in that drawer."

"Mask?" Li Ge was also confused.

"Don't you want to not see your ex-girlfriend?" Bai Jinshu glanced at him, raised his chin to signal Lu Changfeng to put a mask on the tied-up Li Ge, and then reached out to pull the mask up.

Everything in front of Li Ge's eyes suddenly went dark.

"This way," Dr. Du's voice sounded in his ears, "you won't be able to see your ex-girlfriend anymore."

Li Ge: ...

Brother Li: "You are trying to cover your ears and steal the bell!"

"It's not like trying to cover up one's own faults, right?" Guan Hongyan touched her chin. "From another perspective, your ex-girlfriend can't see you either!"

Li Ge's face is completely covered by the mask, so how can it not be considered another form of "invisibility"?

Li Ge: ...

"Why don't we get started right away..." he said weakly, "If we delay any longer I'm afraid my ex-girlfriend will come."

Judging from her excitement on the phone, Li Ge had reason to suspect that she would run through several red lights just to see the first scene of her sterilization.

He now only hoped that by the time she arrived, everything would be over.

"Okay," Guan Hongyan cleared her throat and gathered her emotions, "Ah, quickly hand over the patient for this operation to us!"

"No," Xiao Zhen said with great emotion, "I will never hand over Brother Li!"

"In that case, let's just take it!" Guan Hongyan waved her hand, "Lu Changfeng! Go!"

"Go, go, go." Lu Changfeng whispered a reminder to the big man next to him.

Two people rushed to Xiao Zhen, grabbed Li Ge's limbs and pulled him out.

“Slow down, slow down, slow down!” Wu Meng staggered as he pulled her, “Really?”

"Oh oh oh." The big man reacted and quickly pretended to be having a lot of trouble snatching it back and forth.

"Did you record it?" Xiao Zhen quietly approached Fang Xiang.

"It's recording, it's recording," Fang Xiang also whispered, "but Brother Li seems to have given up resisting."

He had clearly been shouting for help and covering his face when he was being robbed just now, but now it seemed that he had completely given up, allowing both sides to drag him around like a rope.

In a corner that no one noticed, the leopard cat above Bai Jinshu's head raised its eyes slightly and locked onto a small patch of brown hair at the entrance of Maode Academy.

The tabby cat appeared.

Bai Jinshu turned his gaze slightly. The noise they were making was so loud that in addition to the tabby cat, many other passers-by were attracted here.

Li Ge's ex-girlfriend's sister was responsible for standing at the door to explain everything to everyone.

Because the story of "the boss had shot a tabby cat, which led to the tabby cat demolishing the store in retaliation, so now he needs to make the tabby cat think that he had been shot too" was too bizarre, more and more people came to watch the show, more and more, more and more...

"Where did all these people come from?" Guan Hongyan successfully sent Li Ge to the operating room after some tugging. She turned around and was shocked. "Are all these people here to see a doctor in our hospital?"

The not-so-big door and floor-to-ceiling windows of Maode Academy were crowded with people. It would have been fine if they were just people watching, but these people were also holding cats in their hands.

Even when Maode Academy opened normally a few days ago, business wasn’t this good.

"These people are not here to treat the cats," Bai Jinshu, who watched the whole process and even participated in it, explained calmly, "They are just here to watch."

"What about the cat?" Guan Hongyan was confused. "Why do so many people have a cat in their hands?"

Would normal onlookers each own a cat?

Bai Jin said: "...Oh, that's because Li Ge's ex-girlfriend's sister has been explaining outside."

The enthusiastic sister of Li Ge's ex-girlfriend told everyone who heard the strange noise and came to watch the story vividly from beginning to end about how Li Ge had offended the tabby cats and how he had to pretend to be sterilized to calm the tabby cats.

The narration is detailed and vivid, full of emotion and moving details, making all the listeners feel as if they are personally on the scene. It would be a pity not to become a storyteller.

After listening to this dramatic story, the enthusiastic residents of Haining Island saw the boss working hard with everyone and expressed their sympathy and their good wishes that the boss of Maode Academy would be forgiven by the tabby cat. They also actively asked if there was anything they could do to help.

There's really not much I can do to help.

The ones pretending to snatch people were Guan Hongyan, who was eager to create chaos in the world, and his thug Lu Changfeng. The ones pretending to be family members were Wu Meng and Xiao Zhou. The one recording the video was Xiao Zhen and Fang Xiang. The one preparing for the operation was Du Zhongsheng. It seemed that there was nothing left to do in every link.

After all, after the Maode Academy was destroyed by the tabby cats, there is limited space for people to stand. If more people come in, there will be no room for everyone.

The enthusiastic crowd of onlookers who were ready to help had nowhere to put their enthusiasm. At this moment, Doctor Du, who had been standing in the hospital, suddenly appeared.

"After all, our boss has offended the tabby cat," he said. "We pretended to be sterilized to make the tabby cat calm down, but we are not sure whether the tabby cat, who bears a grudge, can see this play."

"Yes," spectator number one nodded, "So if we block the way here, will the cats be scared away?"

"That's easy," spectator number two suggested, "Wild cats can pass information to each other. We just need to catch a few cats and hold them in our arms so that they can watch the whole process!"

The remaining cats spread the news by word of mouth, and naturally it reached the mouths of the tabby cats.

As soon as this proposal was made, everyone responded. The Maode College is surrounded by the Citizen Park, the base camp of wild cats. Soon, many onlookers came over with cats in their arms.

Word spread quickly, and by the time everyone finished the show and looked back, they saw that the crowds of people watching at the door had each held a cat.

"This..." Guan Hongyan twitched her lips after hearing the whole thing, "Then how about we clear the place now?"

"No," Li Ge's ex-girlfriend's sister turned her head solemnly, "The process is not yet complete."

"What other procedures are there?" Lu Changfeng turned his head blankly.

Isn’t the sterilization drama over now?

Li Ge’s ex-girlfriend’s sister: “Bring Elizabeth’s circle.”

【？ 】

Is this correct?

[That's right, cats must wear Elizabethan collars after being neutered. ]

[Cats wear Elizabethan collars to prevent them from licking their wounds, and Li Ge wears one for...? ]

[Li Ge may lick his wounds, but it is unlikely that Li Ge will lick his wounds. ]

[Okay, okay, let’s do everything like cats, right?]

[The main thing is, if Li Ge doesn’t wear it, how can the tabby cat confirm that Li Ge has undergone sterilization surgery, right…]

[That makes sense. I am convinced.]

In the unknown space, the exploration team members looked at each other in confusion, and were finally convinced.

That makes sense. It is still unknown whether wild cats can use language to convey such complex information as "Li Ge has been sterilized". If you want to make the tabby cat calm down, then it is reasonable to let it wear an Elizabethan collar.

"And you have to wear it for a few more days," Li Ge's ex-girlfriend's sister said seriously, "When my cat was neutered, I wore it for half a month before removing it."

That sounds reasonable.

"Are you seeking revenge for personal gain?" Guan Hongyan looked at her strangely.

Given the relationship with Youli Ge’s ex-girlfriend, it’s hard not to suspect that this girl is seeking revenge for personal gain?

"How could that be, I..."

Before she could finish her words, Guan Hongyan interrupted her excitedly: "But I like it. It doesn't matter even if you are seeking revenge for your personal gain!"

"Du Zhongsheng, Du Zhongsheng!" She pulled Bai Jinshu over and said, "Come on, let's go and perform the 'surgery' on Brother Li."

"Then find someone who can wear the Elizabethan collar..." She muttered as she searched the room in the Maode Academy repeatedly, and finally fixed her sight on a pile of white folders, "I think that one is good! Let's go!"

I hope Li Ge will be okay... I hope.

Before leaving, Bai Jinshu gave Lu Changfeng a look, indicating that he should find a reason to get the previous video recording from Xiaozhou, and then he followed Guan Hongyan to close the door of the operating room.

I hope that after such a long period of training, the rice noodle rolls can understand some simple instructions and eye expressions.

Fortunately, Lu Changfeng lived up to everyone's expectations.

As soon as the door of the evil operating room was closed, he immediately came up with a ready-made excuse.

"Xiao Zhou," Lu Changfeng pointed at the phone in Fang Xiang's hand, "Which computer do you usually use to edit videos? Let's import the video we shot today into it first."

"Ah, now?" Xiao Zhou was a little hesitant. "How about directing it in the evening? Or just send it to my chat box and I will talk about it when I get home."

"I have something to do at noon," Fang Xiang quickly found an excuse to catch up. "Brother Yun Guang and the others just sent me a message asking me to come over. I'll use the data cable to transfer the video to the computer quickly. Otherwise, if I upload the video, I'll have to choose the original image. The file is too large and it will take a long time to upload."

"That's fine," Xiao Zhou nodded without any suspicion, and pointed to the computer in the office, "Open that desktop. There is a folder called [Material], which contains all the videos. Just import them into that folder."

Fang Xiang nodded, quickly sat in the office, turned on the video, and lowered his voice: "Brother Lu, shall we start investigating now?"

"First, transfer all the videos to your phone," Lu Changfeng glanced at all the videos, "Can all of them be transferred?"

"I don't think so..." Fang Xiang estimated and shook his head, "Brother Li has too much material in his folder, and the phone doesn't have enough memory."

"Then send it to the chat box?" Lu Changfeng continued to ask.

“No, it will probably take until evening to post so many videos.” Fang Xiang objected.

The videos in this folder are all original videos that have not been edited. Each segment is more than a few hours long. If all the source files are sent, according to the WiFi speed in Maode Academy, it will probably take until the evening to send them.

"I have to find a reason to stay here and look at them one by one," Fang Xiang thought for a while, "I'll find a way to tell Xiao Zhou, Brother Lu, you go first."

Lu Changfeng nodded and watched him walk out of the office. After confirming that the data cable was connected normally, he clicked on a video.

It just so happened to be the video shot that night when the rescue jumped far away.

Li Ge was sent out by them once, and when he came back the cat had been rescued by them. In Xiaozhou's second video, she started by running up the stairs and taking a 360-degree shot of the kitten in their arms.

The camera was shaking, and Lu Changfeng suddenly discovered that there was a small black spot on the neck of the creature that jumped far away. He didn't know if it was rubbed with dust or stained by something. The spot flashed by in the camera.

At this moment, a comment suddenly popped up:

[Wait a minute, this cat...]

【What happened to the cat? 】

[Wait, let me go look at the screen recordings from a few days ago. ]

【The squatting boss discovered it. 】

【Squat down, big boss.】

[Squat down, fart here. ]

[Boss, please come back soon——]

…

Ten minutes later.

【I'm back! 】

[I don’t know if you still remember the white cat that Li Ge found in the Citizen Park later, running far away. When I saw it jumping far away just now, I suddenly remembered that there was also a black spot next to its neck. I thought I remembered it wrong just now, so I went back and looked it up. I posted the two comparison photos in the cat girl section of the forum, you can also go and have a look. ]

【What's the meaning? 】

[Why is there no one here? Did everyone go to the forum to look at the pictures? ]

[The slackers at work are waiting for a summary. It will be inconvenient to look up at the watch to open the forum. 】

[The reporter on the front line has finished looking at the photos. Let me summarize. I found that the two cats were in the same position, and there seemed to be a common point. However, since both of my photos were blurry, I cannot confirm whether they were really in the same position, or if it was just a coincidence that they were rubbed with dirt or the lens was a ghost.]

[First, let's eliminate the shadow at the end. The Foundation's camera images are of very high quality.]

[So these two cats have the same spot in the same place? ]

[I have a bold idea. If two cats have the same spot in the same position and look very similar, is there a possibility that they are the same cat?]

The author has something to say:

It’s a new year again. I wish all my dear readers and wives can gain something without working for it, reap the benefits without doing anything, enjoy the fruits of their labor without doing anything, and become rich overnight!