Chapter 624 Haining Cat Island (34) [VIP]

Obviously that's not quite right.

"Why don't we make two holes on it?" Bai Jinshu suggested.

"I think it's okay." Guan Hongyan nodded, took out a screwdriver from the desk next to her, and after working on it for a while, two holes appeared on Li Ge's Elizabethan collar.

Now he has gone from being a funnel to a leaky funnel.

"Oh, okay, okay, I can finally see it." Brother Li was very satisfied.

"This... do I really have to keep this style?" Lu Changfeng looked at this "Elizabethan circle" and couldn't help twitching his lips.

The Elizabethan collar on Li Ge's neck is obviously a DIY one made of other materials. After all, the size for pets cannot be put on a human neck.

The material looks like a large folder for storing documents. The edges are not cut very neatly, and you can see a lot of harsh creases from the scissors. The upward opening is not very round either. In fact, it is more like an irregular wavy shape with a piece protruding here and a little retracting there.

Bai Jinshu felt that the evil god's vision above his head stayed on the Elizabeth circle for a moment, and silently turned to Guan Hongyan, the mother of "irregular waves".

Ever since Huai Jiamu turned into a cat, he has discovered many interesting details in the other party's field of vision.

For example, whenever those newcomers chirped or whispered, he would always notice it first; when Guan Hongyan acted like a bad boy, Huai Jiamu's attention would shift to the victim she was about to persecute; as for the victims... Bai Jinshu didn't know whether others would notice their embarrassed or awkward expressions, but Huai Jiamu could always capture them accurately.

After so many times, he began to doubt in his heart that Huai Jiamu's previous aloofness was all an act, and that he was actually a silent spectator who loved to watch the fun.

For example, now, Huai Jiamu's gaze stayed on Guan Hongyan's face for several seconds, as if he wanted to judge whether she was really unskilled or wanted to play a trick on Li Ge intentionally.

"Why are you looking at me? What's the problem?" Guan Hongyan felt her back crawling with fear when she was stared at. She boldly rolled her eyes at the leader, "To be honest, it's already impressive that you can use a scalpel to cut the folder into this shape!"

The folder was originally in the shape of a box, and it was already very skillful of her to use a scalpel to cut it into this shape. In order to make this large Elizabethan circle into Li Ge's size, she had to open three folders.

Neither the man nor the cat did anything, but now they surprisingly unanimously began to condemn her for doing something ugly!

But then again, I should have asked Yun Guang earlier if there was anyone with a usable Elizabeth collar in the foundation mall. It would have been better than going through so much trouble... to make such an ugly thing.

Looking at the huge funnel shaking in front of them, everyone closed their eyes unable to bear to watch.

"No problem, no problem!" Among all the people who looked down upon him, only Fang Xiang gave a thumbs up and flattered her. "Sister Guan, your skills are truly extraordinary! If Lu Ban came, we would call him teacher. If Mo Zi came, we would praise him as a masterpiece. If he was in an island country across the sea, he would be an immortal in the Elizabethan Circle!"

Bai Jinshu felt that the evil god's perspective above him was slightly turned away, probably to express that "it's too much to watch".

"That's enough, stop, stop, stop. If you keep praising it, it will be an exaggeration." Huai Jiamu was not the only one who couldn't bear to watch it. Guan Hongyan couldn't stand it anymore and interrupted him. "If it's ugly, just say it directly. I think it's ugly too. I think we should just take it off."

This Elizabethan collar not only makes the tabby cat think that Li Ge has turned into a eunuch, but when Li Ge wears this thing out, he looks like a freak. The tabby cat thinks it is more likely that Li Ge has become a mutant.

Wearing this thing doesn't just look like a pet shop owner's sterilization play, it looks more like the pet shop owner is crazy.

"I think so too, why not pick it..." Brother Li quickly climbed up the pole.

"This place is easy to find. Did you take the wrong road..." Before he finished speaking, a familiar female voice came from the door, "I was standing at the door, I didn't see you..."

"You're at the door too? Wait a minute, let me check. Let me open a shared location."

“…Fuck,” Li Ge, who was so high-spirited just now, bent down instantly and lowered his voice suddenly, “Ex-girlfriend! My ex-girlfriend is coming!”

He actually forgot about this matter.

His ex-girlfriend is still outside, waiting to come in and make him lose face in the circle of friends for the rest of his life.

"It sounds like they can't find the location of our store," Guan Hongyan touched his chin and nudged Bai Jinshu with his elbow, "Can you hear what's being said outside?"

"Brother Li's ex-girlfriend said she couldn't find the store using the navigation," Bai Jinshu listened for a while and simply repeated, "She is using location sharing with her sister to find our store."

"We should be there soon," he added, "it seems to be only a hundred meters away."

“I’m going to die, I’m going to die, I’m going to die,” Li Ge muttered in a low voice while grabbing the arm of someone nearby, “I’m going to run now!”

"It seems she can't run away," Guan Hongyan muttered, "Her sister is standing at the door."

"I knew it!" Li Ge gritted his teeth, "She must have asked her sister and brother-in-law to stand at the door just because she was afraid that I would run away!"

Otherwise, why wouldn't he pick up the phone if he got lost, and why would he enable location sharing? It was obvious that they had anticipated that he wanted to run away.

"What should we do?" Lu Changfeng walked forward a few steps to take a look, then walked back and lowered his voice, "They are still at the door, one on the left and one on the right."

"I told you!" Li Ge took a deep breath, "She never intended to let me go! We've been apart for so many years, can't we just let go of the old grudge?"

"Let's be fair..." Guan Hongyan touched her chin, "If I had an ex-boyfriend, even if I didn't hate him, I would really want to see him sterilized..."

Li Ge: ...

“Never mind, let’s run first!” He stood up suddenly from the ground, “Walk, walk, walk! We must not let her take a picture of us!”

"Where are you going?" Everyone looked at him blankly.

"Of course I ran away," Li Ge curled his lips in the funnel-shaped Elizabethan circle where no one could see him. "You didn't expect that Maode Academy has a back door!"

I watched the front door, but I didn't expect he had another trick up his sleeve!

Brother Li held the funnel on his head with one hand, let out a teeth-grinding laugh, and walked towards the back door.

"Hey, road, look at the road..."

"Bang."

Brother Li hit his head against the wall again.

"Is the hole too small for you?" Guan Hongyan came closer. "How about a bigger hole?"

"It's a little small. It feels like I'm wearing glasses when I look at things..." Li Ge staggered and stood firm. "It's too late to get bigger. Let's go."

Now the news of his sterilization has only spread within Haining Island. If his ex-girlfriend knew about it, all his college and high school classmates would know about it.

Even the commentators who were just anxious to comment that the little white cat that ran far and jumped far was the same cat couldn't help but say:

[Li Ge's escape was so embarrassing, it was hilarious. ]

[Nonsense, if your ex-girlfriend or ex-boyfriend saw you getting sterilized, you would run away even if you tried your best.]

[Brother Li: Have you ever risked your life for someone in your life? ]

[Yes, brothers. Yes.]

Fortunately, they had a smooth journey out through the back door and did not run into Li Ge's ex-girlfriend. The group walked stealthily towards the Civic Park.

Fortunately, it is working hours now, and there are not many people on the streets in the urban area of ​​Haining Island, but... the few pedestrians still cast their attention to Brother Li.

Some people even secretly took out their mobile phones and tried to take pictures.

Li Ge: ...

Brother Li looked like he wanted to speak out to stop it, but this place was not far from Maode College. Who knew if any of these onlookers had just seen the sterilization drama in front of Maode College, or if any of them knew him.

Being taken away for sterilization was embarrassing enough. If he was recognized wearing something like this, he would really not be able to live on Haining Island anymore.

And as we all know, people get busy when they're embarrassed.

Li Ge's vision turned around like a thief, and suddenly fixed on a point in the distance. He grabbed Fang Xiang's arm and lowered his voice: "There's a man feeding the cats over there, let's go, go!"

"Ah? Cat? Where is the cat?" Fang Xiang turned his head in confusion and tried to observe his sight, but only saw a huge funnel.

Fang Xiang: ...

"It's in front, at the corner ahead," Li Ge didn't notice that he paused for a moment and tried hard to suppress his laughter, and continued to point the way, "I just saw someone feeding a cat. Let's go! Maybe there are clues there!"

"Where is it... in front?" Fang Xiang was still confused.

"It's right in front," Li Ge was also puzzled, "No, stop teasing me, let's go quickly."

"I really can't see it," Fang Xiang scratched his head and grabbed Wu Meng beside him, "Brother Li said someone was feeding the cats in front, can you see it clearly?"

"Ah?" Wu Meng narrowed his eyes, "Where?"

The three of them looked at each other… The two of them and the funnel looked at each other.

"Degree..." Wu Meng turned to look at Bai Jinshu, but before she could finish her words, Bai Jinshu nodded.

"There are people preparing to feed the cats out front, just around the corner."

"Corner, oh, I see it," Guan Hongyan squinted her eyes and observed for a long time, "Can you see this clearly too?"

Du Zhongsheng can see clearly because his eyes belong to the leader above him, so it is not surprising that he can see clearly, but it is strange that Li Ge can also see clearly.

"Your eyesight is so good?" she asked in surprise.

"Yeah, is my eyesight that good?" Li Ge was also surprised, "I still have more than 200 degrees of myopia."

How come I can see so clearly without glasses?

Several members of the exploration team looked at each other, and someone in the barrage said at the same time:

【Brother Li also has a problem?】

[What happens if myopia suddenly gets better? 】

[Could it be that the act of "sterilization" represents something on the island? ]

[No matter how much it represents, it can’t cure myopia…]

There were many speculations in the comments, and several members of the exploration team exchanged glances. Guan Hongyan stroked his chin and observed Li Ge for a long time, then suddenly realized: "Oh... I know, it's Xiao Kong!"

"What small hole?" Bai Jinshu didn't hear clearly and turned around.

"Oh, you're blind, so it's normal that you don't know." Guan Hongyan silently uttered a hellish joke and continued to explain, "It's just that the two holes on the Elizabethan circle that Brother Li poked are too small. Myopic people can see things that were originally unclear through these small holes. I don't remember the specific optical principle, but anyway, there is such a method."

No wonder Li Ge could see someone feeding the cat from such a distance.

After Guan Hongyan said this, Wu Meng and Fang Xiang also reacted: "Yes, this is just like wearing a pair of glasses."

"It also has this effect." Brother Li muttered.

Since there is no problem, don't worry.

As they walked and chatted, they had already come to the old man who was feeding the cats. They could just see the old man squatting on the side of the road distributing food to the cats.

Older people on Haining Island usually don't feed their cats cat food. This place is surrounded by the sea and relies on fishing for livelihood. The cat meals of the older generation are some steamed fish soup, which is served directly in pots. When the cats on the roadside smell the familiar smell, they know that it is time for dinner, and they all rush out.

But what’s strange is that in addition to several large bowls of cat food, there is also a small bowl that was taken out separately.

The cat feeder was distributing cat food into this bowl. After distributing, he took out the small bowl and walked around a group of wild cats nearby.

"Hey, uncle," Fang Xiang asked curiously, "Why do you put this alone?"

"Well, there's a cat that won't eat unless you're around it, so you have to feed it separately," the old man turned around and glanced at them. Perhaps because Fang Xiang's accent didn't sound like a local, he thought they were all tourists and told them, "If you want to take pictures, just take these."

"Oh, sure. Thank you," Fang Xiang nodded as he spoke, and curiously watched him turn around and walk into the alley next to him. He petted a cat and muttered, "Cats also have i cats."

He thought that the cats on Haining Cat Island were all wild cats that were not afraid of people, but there were actually cats that were so socially anxious that they had to avoid people to eat.

"Brother Li, don't you run a pet hospital?" He leaned over and whispered, "Do you have anything like this?"

"Yes, there are many. Someone brought a cat home and didn't see the cat for three months." Brother Li also touched the cat while talking. "But it's strange. Most of the cats on Haining Island are not afraid of people. This one will only eat if you get away from people. Maybe it was hurt by people. But why would someone abuse cats on Haining Island..."

The cats on Haining Island usually run around like big guys. The locals' attitude towards cats is not very enthusiastic, but they are not hateful either, and cat abuse is unheard of.

Could it be that there are bad guys on Haining Island...

Thinking about this, Li Ge also started to think divergently.

He stroked his chin and narrowed his eyes. "Maybe there's a hidden reason why the tabby cat hit me... We have to see what's going on with this cat that may have been abused."

Just as he finished speaking, a shadow rushed into the alley.

"Hey? Did something just sneak in?" Brother Li perked up.

"It's a cat." Bai Jinshu saw it clearly.

"Is that the cat that the old man feeds alone?" Guan Hongyan.

"I didn't see it clearly, but it should be a very white cat," Bai Jinshu paused and added, "like the one that jumps far."

The breed that can jump the farthest is the short-haired white cat that is common on the island. It is a kind of native cat and is not rare, and can often be found on the roadside.

"But it shouldn't be able to jump far," he recalled the fleeting scene, "It seems that there is... a spot on its belly."

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