Salted Fish Transmigrates, Marrying a Eunuch Is Awesome

Strong female lead, not-weak male lead + ruthless, self-deprecating yet arrogant male lead + greedy and lustful female lead + real eunuch + mutual pampering

Jiang Xin Yu, a newly graduated fo...

Chapter 69 Emotional Mentor

Chapter 69 Emotional Mentor

Qiu Er is now suffering from a typical broken window effect. After knowing that Xiao Yuan has no intention of doing anything unspeakable with the Empress in the harem, he becomes bolder.

As long as Governor Xiao doesn't mess with the emperor's woman, he will give advice no matter what kind of woman he likes.

All his talents in life have been spent on picking up girls. No matter if they are from a wealthy family or a pretty girl from an ordinary family, there is no one he cannot handle.

Since the topic had already been started, Xiao Yuan decided to go all out. After warning him not to tell anyone else, he told him about his marriage with a little embarrassment.

Of course, he would not tell anyone else about his wife's plan to marry in exchange for a new wife. He just proudly emphasized that his wife was not willing to marry Zhao Chengye in the first place, and was quite satisfied after she married him.

Qiu Er also understood well enough to hear that Xiao Yuan liked his wife, so he quickly followed his words and complimented her.

It is said that the lady has a keen eye and knows that the governor is a man of both civil and military talents, so she fell in love with him. In the future, the two of them will surely grow old together and create a beautiful story.

Unfortunately, this flattery did not have the expected effect, and Governor Xiao still looked unhappy.

Qiu Er swallowed his saliva and said carefully, "I heard from the Lord Governor that the lady fell in love with you at first sight.

Are you dissatisfied with something?"

Xiao Yuan frowned, "Do you really think that my wife likes me?"

But when the Lord was angry, why didn't she come to comfort him?

I have never made a purse.

No soup was delivered.

He gets angry with me all the time.

This governor has not returned home for several days and has not sent anyone to inquire about him.

Your wives and concubines are so unbridled."

"No, I make eight purses and six servings of tonic soup every day at home, and I'm chased every day..."

Feeling Xiao Yuan's cold gaze, Qiu Er quickly swallowed back his boastful words.

“This may be because everyone expresses their feelings differently.

Your wife is probably the shy type who is not good at expressing herself.”

shy

When Xiao Yuan thought of Jiang Xinyu's explicit love words and her obscene hands that would touch him at any time, he simply couldn't bear to feel shy.

It's because he is a martial arts expert and can run fast. If he was as powerless as this guy, he would have been seen naked by the lady by now.

His wife said that even female gangsters are modest and the word shy has nothing to do with her.

But it was not convenient for him to tell others about his affair with his wife, so Xiao Yuan could only say in a deep voice,

"I have heard that women are prone to being arrogant and should be left alone, but my wife doesn't seem to buy it.

Do you have a better idea?

Why do all your women like you?

Speaking of this, Xiao Yuan looked Qiu Er up and down with disdain.

"You look average, have a mean temperament, and are not well-educated. How can you make them obey you?"

Haha, you can’t even handle a woman and you still have the nerve to criticize me.

It was also thanks to Xiao Yuan's high position and the power over his life and death, otherwise Qiu Er would have laughed at him.

Even though I am not as good as you in every aspect, I have one strength that you can never compare to.

But does he dare to say it?

I wouldn't dare to do that even if I were beaten to death!

He dared to say that Xiao Yuan dared to give him his strengths and bring him to the same starting line.

In order to improve his treatment in the imperial prison in the future, Qiu Er was willing to risk it all. After carefully analyzing Xiao Yuan's words, he explained,

"There are three reasons why women are obedient and caring to men.

One is fear.

This needs no further explanation. Regardless of whether they are afraid of being beaten or afraid of their parents' family being implicated, women whose status and position are not as good as their husband's family naturally lack the confidence to resist.

The second is emotion.

She cares because she likes him, and she is concerned because she cares. This kind of woman relies on her husband's favor to live, and once the man alienates her, she will become anxious and worried.

Lord Governor, the "drying" method you mentioned is most effective for this kind of woman.

The third is responsibility.

Most marriages are arranged by parents and matchmakers, and the two people may never even have met each other, let alone like each other.

Even if a woman does not like the power of her husband's family, she does not have to be afraid of her husband's family. However, for the sake of the responsibility of marriage and the interests of her future children, she will be gentle, considerate and caring to her husband.

Lord Governor, what kind of person do you think your wife is?"

Xiao Yuan didn't expect there was so much to say. He thought about it carefully and shook his head.

"The first type is definitely not the case. The wife has a bad relationship with her family and has a bad temper. She is the typical person who will only respond to soft words and not hard ones.

The third option is also impossible, because that woman will not compromise herself for anything.

The second type... She keeps saying that she likes me, and every time we meet...

Well, I just don’t know how much sincerity there is in it.

She has been left alone for several days, eating and playing without caring at all. She is a liar who says one thing but means another. "

Qiu Er was shocked when he detected the resentful tone in Xiao Yuan's words.

This Miss Jiang is quite capable. She has already captured Governor Xiao.

It turns out that the supervisor of the East Factory is not omnipotent. He is as old as a young boy but is fooled around by a little girl.

He is still learning from me. Even if he teaches such an untalented student for three years, he may not be able to become a master.

If there was a chance, he would like to have a competition with the governor's wife. A playboy vs a beauty hunter, it would definitely be a high-end game.

Seeing an obscene smile on Qiu Er's face, Xiao Yuan slapped him in the face without thinking.

"Show your true identity. I can kill you with just a flick of my finger.

You'd better show your value immediately, because useless garbage can only stay in the trash.

What do you think?

"Yes, yes, I understand."

Qiu Er covered his mouth and nodded quickly, "I understand your situation. Now there are two methods, soft and hard. You can use them alone or in combination."

Xiao Yuan sneered and nodded, motioning him to continue, but a cold light flashed in his eyes as if to say, if this is a bad idea, I will kill you.

Qiu Er calmed himself down and said, "The first type is soft.

At present, it seems that the lady is willing to supervise the master, but she has a stubborn personality and is unwilling to admit defeat.

Then you, Lord Governor, should show weakness and reveal some grievances to make your Madam feel distressed.

Another thing is to coax the baby more, especially some intimate actions between husband and wife are a must.

As the saying goes, fight at the head of the bed and make up at the foot of the bed.

Women are the most emotional. No matter how big the conflict is, it can be resolved by coaxing each other into bed.

Just like petting a cat, you pet her until she feels comfortable..."

Just as Qiu Ergang said this, his neck was suddenly grabbed. Xiao Yuan's face turned gloomy and veins bulged. The hand that was pinching Qiu Ergang's neck gradually tightened.

"Are you mocking me, the governor? I am a bastard and I don't need you to remind me."

Qiu Er's face turned red from being pinched, and he struggled to squeeze out a few words from between his teeth.

"Master... spare my life. I'm not... I'm not mocking you. I dare not."

Xiao Douzi, who had been guarding the door, heard some strange noises inside and hurried in to ask for mercy.

This Second Young Master Qiu didn't commit any serious crime and will be released sooner or later. They would be hard pressed to explain if he was strangled to death here.

Xiao Douzi's plea finally brought Xiao Yuan back to his senses. He threw Qiu Er to the ground in disgust and wiped his hands with a handkerchief.

After catching his breath, Qiu Er felt as if he had died unjustly. He hurriedly explained while coughing.

"Master, you misunderstood, that's not... that's not what I meant.

There is a kind of friendship between women, and sometimes it doesn't matter whether they have sex or not.

Maybe Madam doesn't care at all, and it's you...you who overreacted.

If you get so angry when your wife is close to you, it will definitely affect the relationship between you and your wife.

There are many times when the lady will be disappointed and will ignore you."

When Xiao Yuan heard this, he suddenly froze, as if he was right.

The first time he refused the lady, she was easier to coax, but the next two times she got directly angry with him.

Could it be that this is why I ignored him for so many days?

Xiao Yuan waved his hand and blasted Xiao Douzi out again.

"You, speak carefully!"