“Can’t we just read a stallion novel properly!”
Shen Yuan transmigrated into the scum villain Shen Qingqiu, who tormented the young male protagonist to death.
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Chapter 86 (Bonus): A Record of My Experience Fighting a Succubus with Liu Juju
Shen Qingqiu said, "I think it's better if you don't come along. Really."
Liu Qingge ignored him and continued walking.
With head held high and eyes looking ahead, the sword tassel of Cheng Luan swayed behind him, as if he were walking not on a mountain path with tangled branches and vines, but on a martial arts training ground under the scorching sun of Baizhan Peak.
Shen Qingqiu sincerely said, "Junior brother, don't force yourself."
Liu Qingge interrupted him: "Are you going back or not?"
Shen Qingqiu said, "After I finish this job and deal with the succubi here, I'll head back."
Liu Qingge: "You said the same thing last time."
Shen Qingqiu: "Mm."
Liu Qingge: "Then he disappeared for a month!"
Shen Qingqiu said, "Senior brother won't die outside. When the incurable attack is about to occur, when have I not returned to Cangqiong Mountain to look for you? There's no need for junior brother to go out of his way to chase after you..."
Liu Qingge emphasized, "I didn't chase after them. It was the sect leader's order."
"Yes, yes, yes." Shen Qingqiu said sadly, "Sect Leader, you're truly a good person..."
He paused for a moment, then said, "Actually, I'm doing this for your own good. Rumor has it that this succubus is most fond of handsome and vigorous men. If you insist on coming along, you might become a target."
Liu Qingge snorted and was about to reply when suddenly a melodious and enchanting song echoed through the valley.
The song, with its three turns and lingering, teased the listener with a tantalizing, unspoken message, leaving a lingering, unsettling feeling. The two turned a corner and arrived at the entrance of a cave.
Suddenly, seven or eight young maids darted out from among the flowers and plants around them. Each one was pretty and delicate, with her hair styled in double buns. They looked young, and indeed they were young. They didn't even know how to conceal their demonic aura. They asked in crisp voices, "Who goes there?"
Shen Qingqiu said with a gentle smile, "This is..."
Before he could finish his greeting, Liu Qingge reached behind her back and pulled Cheng Luan two inches out, unleashing a sweeping sword aura.
In that instant, half of the earth and rocks at the entrance of the cave collapsed, and seven or eight maids immediately screamed and shrank back into the flowers and plants.
Succubi are creatures whose appearance is easily pleasing due to their racial advantages. They rarely have the opportunity to be treated so roughly in their lives. These few, being young and inexperienced, immediately burst into tears.
All around, there were the sobs and cries of little girls. Shen Qingqiu rubbed his ears and said, "Junior brother, you have no sense of chivalry."
Liu Qingge said impatiently, "Demons and monsters, why show them any mercy? If you want to fight, fight them quickly, and then go back!" Each four words were forceful and easy to remember!
Suddenly, someone in the cave said, "You two immortal masters are so rude! What have these little maids done to offend you and frighten them like this?"
Amidst the soft whispers, a graceful woman dressed in emerald green emerged, her hips swaying gently. Sunlight streamed through the cave entrance, revealing her fair skin, alluring features, and captivating charm in every gesture.
The little demons, terrified by Liu Qingge, cried out, "Madam Meiyin, this cultivator is so scary! He's bullying us!"
Since this Lady Meiyin is a member of the Enchantress clan and possesses unparalleled beauty, then, given the typical nature of harem novels, she must have a relationship with Luo Binghe.
Normally, Shen Qingqiu was very aware of the women Luo Binghe had been with, avoiding them like the plague, let alone actively seeking trouble with them. The reason he reluctantly joined in this time was twofold: firstly, the elderly couple down the mountain, whose son had been bewitched, were crying so pitifully, and they indeed only had one son; secondly, because Madam Meiyin was notoriously promiscuous, having countless husbands and lovers besides Luo Binghe! Her affair with Luo Binghe was just a fleeting affair, nothing more, and she wasn't added to his harem. Readers enjoy the peculiar thrill of having NTR'd a whole bunch of people at once.
So strictly speaking, Madam Meiyin is not Luo Binghe's wife!
Liu Qingge clearly had no intention of talking to men. He had blasted down their cave entrance without any remorse and turned his head away. Shen Qingqiu said, "Ahem, my junior brother isn't used to outsiders getting close."
Lady Meiyin looked at Shen Qingqiu with a melancholy expression: "My maidservant is still young and ignorant, and offended the immortal masters. I apologize on her behalf. But this place is newly built, and it has already collapsed like this since the two immortal masters have just graced us with their presence."
Don't look at me, look at the one next to you! He's the one who caused the collapse!
That's the Cangqiong Mountain demolition office! Learn demolition techniques at Baizhan Peak!
Shen Qingqiu always adhered to the principle of "courtesy before force," and said politely while fanning himself, "Damaging Madam's cave was not my intention. It was only at the request of the Huang couple down the mountain that I hope Madam can release Young Master Huang back."
Madam Meiyin said, "Oh? Young Master Huang? I've seen at least eight, if not ten, young masters with the surname Huang here. May I ask which Young Master Huang you are referring to, Immortal Master?"
Liu Qingge sneered, "Just release them all!"
Lady Meiyin pretended to be in a difficult position and said, "It's not that I don't want him to leave, but if he insists on staying and refuses to go home, there's nothing I can do about it."
Liu Qingge clicked her tongue.
Shen Qingqiu didn't want to continue playing games and said, "In any case, please bring the person out, Madam. We will make the rest of the arrangements."
Lady Meiyin said softly, "In that case, please follow me, two immortal masters."
She turned and walked into the cave, walking slowly ahead of Shen Qingqiu a few steps behind, lowering her voice so that only the two of them could hear: "She has no intention of handing over the people, nor does she intend to let you and me out."
Liu Qingge said, "I'm not afraid of her."
When soldiers come, we'll meet them head-on; when water comes, we'll dam it. It's better to take things one step at a time and adapt to changing circumstances than to tear off the mask of civility too early.
Guided by the signs, the two entered a spacious cave filled with fragrant brocade. Twelve slender and voluptuous maids stood on either side of the cave, holding round fans and chatting amiably.
Madam Meiyin led them to sit down at the stone table and said, "I have already sent a maid to invite Young Master Huang. While we are waiting, why don't I have a drink with the two immortal masters?"
Shen Qingqiu knew what tricks she was up to and wasn't intimidated. He smiled and said, "Thank you for your trouble."
Madam Meiyin attentively poured wine and served cups to the two of them, her eyes darting towards Liu Qingge, who was frowning with a look of deep resentment. The more she looked, the more blatant her flirtation became. Liu Qingge simply thought she was dead and rolling her eyes, while Shen Qingqiu was secretly overjoyed.
Madam Meiyin is only interested in the exquisite looks of Luo Binghe! Now that Liu Qingge has caught her eye, can she escape her clutches?
Seeing a man like that, she would use any means necessary, clinging to him relentlessly until she could pounce on him and have her fill of pleasure (…).
Liu Qingge's expression later will definitely be very interesting.
What to do? I'm actually kind of looking forward to it!
Sure enough, after sitting for a short while, Madam Meiyin covered her mouth with her sleeve and timidly looked at Liu Qingge, asking, "I wonder if this immortal master has a cultivation partner?"
That's very direct.
No one, not even a demon, had ever dared to ask Liu Qingge such a question. As if struck by a thunderbolt, he seemed to doubt his own hearing for a moment. His eyebrows and the corners of his mouth twitched, his gaze slightly blank, and he subconsciously turned to look at Shen Qingqiu.
This was the first time Shen Qingqiu had seen such an incomprehensible expression on Liu Qingge's face. The iceberg of a thousand years had suddenly collapsed, and the wild laughter in his heart surged into a raging storm, but his face remained calm. He was so restrained that his hand holding the fan was trembling as he barely covered the convulsing corners of his mouth on the lower half of his face, and said in a serious tone, "...No. He didn't."
Lady Meiyin asked in bewilderment, "Why not? With such appearance and character, how could no female cultivators be attracted to him? I don't believe that."
Shen Qingqiu agreed: "Yes. I'm curious too."
One of the ten unbelievable mysteries of the Cangqiong Mountain Sect: Is Liu Juju truly frigid?! Perhaps the answer will be revealed today!
Liu Qingge silently took a breath and said coldly, "Why hasn't the person arrived yet?"
Lady Meiyin said, "Immortal Master, please be patient. Perhaps Young Master Huang is unwilling to come. If you are feeling bored, how about I perform a little trick to amuse you both?"
Shen Qingqiu readily agreed. Then she said, "I may not know much else, but I've always been quite accurate in my little divinations about matters of love and romance. Which immortal master would be willing to let me do a reading?"
Shen Qingqiu turned his head: "Junior brother, are you interested?"
Liu Qingge replied curtly, "No interest!"
Shen Qingqiu shrugged: "He wasn't interested, so I had to do it myself."
According to the original setting, Lady Meiyin was incredibly accurate when it came to predicting matters like romantic entanglements and predestined relationships.
How can we prevent Shen Qingqiu, this bachelor with an uncertain future, from getting restless and itchy?
Madam Meiyin smiled sweetly, flipped her fair wrist, revealing a delicate flower bud, and presented it to Shen Qingqiu: "Please grant me rest, Immortal Master."
Shen Qingqiu knew the procedure, so she lowered her head slightly and gently blew on the flower bud.
When Lady Meiyin withdrew her hand, the flower, which had been a bud just moments before, had slowly opened. She held the flower stem to her eyes, a smile playing on her lips, and glanced at the center of the petals before suddenly freezing.
Liu Qingge, who had been sitting upright, leaned slightly to the side, as if he wanted to listen. Shen Qingqiu nudged his shoulder with his fan and reminded him, "Junior brother, 'not interested'?"
Liu Qingge immediately sat up straight again.
Lady Meiyin looked at it for a while, and the more she looked, the more solemn her expression became.
She said with distress, "Immortal Master, I am not skilled enough to see the red thread of the past. At first glance, it seems to be a solitary figure, but upon closer inspection, there seems to be another faint red thread."
She said regretfully, "It's such a pity that the red thread broke."
Shen Jiu had a fiancée, but Shen Yuan was a single dog! With these two lines intertwined, it was normal to be unsure. Shen Qingqiu expressed his understanding: "Past events need not be concerned. Madam might as well consider the future."
He really wanted to know if he could pick up a girl here. Not a stunning beauty, and definitely not a transvestite!
To everyone's surprise, Madam Meiyin's expression became even stranger, as if she found it difficult to speak.
This expression made Shen Qingqiu's heart skip a beat.
Finally, Lady Meiyin spoke.
She stammered, "Um... the other person is younger than you. In terms of seniority, or rather, experience... he is not as good as you."
Among women older and more experienced than him, Shen Qingqiu had only met a few old nuns from Tianyi Temple so far, and they were really not to his liking. He estimated there weren't many like them in the entire cultivation world, so Madam Meiyin's two points were perfectly reasonable, almost to the point of being obvious.
Lady Meiyin continued, "Our first meeting was not pleasant, and I may have even felt disgusted. But due to a very important event, things began to change completely."
This seemed plausible, and Shen Qingqiu couldn't help but feel a stirring in his heart. Liu Qingge unconsciously moved closer again, and this time Shen Qingqiu forgot about teasing him and focused on listening attentively.
Lady Meiyin frowned and said, "This person is always by your side. You have both saved each other's lives."
Hearing this, Shen Qingqiu was confused again.
Why do I feel like there isn't a single girl around me who fits these criteria?
Ning Yingying? Liu Mingyan?
Without a second thought, Luo Binghe's harem, get rid of them!
Qi Qingqi?
Indeed, his qualifications were slightly inferior to hers, and she had long forgotten what their first meeting was like. "Always by his side" didn't quite fit the bill. Shen Qingqiu did want to go to Xian Shu Peak to "always be by his side," but he had the desire but not the courage, and couldn't bring himself to do anything as despicable as spying.
Ultimately, Shen Qingqiu simply couldn't imagine himself dating Qi Qingqi!
Liu Qingge suddenly asked, "Is there anything else?"
Shen Qingqiu was taken aback, only then realizing that Liu Qingge, who had just been secretly eavesdropping, was now sitting down completely.
When did Liu Juju become so interested in gossip?
Lady Meiyin said, "The immortal master's destined person rarely cares about others. But once he cares about someone, he will devote himself to them wholeheartedly."
Liu Qingge thought for a moment, then her expression turned serious as she asked, "What do you think of your appearance?"
Shen Qingqiu looked at him speechlessly.
I didn't even ask, why are you asking?
And it gets straight to the point!
Mrs. Meiyin affirmed: "First-class beauty."
Contrary to her usual behavior, Liu Qingge pressed on relentlessly: "Spiritual power? Talent?"
"Exceptionally talented, possesses high spiritual power, and has a distinguished background."
Liu Qingge shook her head in disbelief and said, "You just said that this person, and he, are often together?"
Madam Meiyin nodded and said, "There may be a short separation, but we will be able to reunite soon. Moreover, each time it is the other party who takes the initiative to come to us."
Liu Qingge's eyes twitched uncontrollably; he pressed them tightly, as if he had been greatly shocked. Or, to put it more accurately: he was utterly stunned!
Lady Meiyin added another sentence, delivering a fatal blow. She sighed to Shen Qingqiu, "This man is truly deeply devoted to you."
Liu Qingge stiffened his neck and turned to Shen Qingqiu, his expression revealing a complex mix of emotions that defied description. He appeared neither happy nor angry, yet seemed to be suffering greatly. Shen Qingqiu asked curiously, "Junior Brother, what's wrong?"
Liu Qingge said with difficulty, "...No."
Shen Qingqiu: "Hmm?"
Liu Qingge suddenly looked up and said firmly, "Her calculations are inaccurate!"
Lady Meiyin retorted, "Why are you so certain that my calculations are inaccurate?"
To be honest, Shen Qingqiu also thought it was inaccurate.
What? Always by his side, young, beautiful, and noble, even throwing herself at him… It reeks of a hopeless loser's wishful thinking. Even wishful thinking shouldn't go this far! There isn't a single rich and beautiful woman in his life who meets all those criteria. Ha!
Liu Qingge retorted decisively, "Nonsense! What deep affection? That's not true!"
When her signature skill was questioned, Madam Meiyin became angry: "You're not his destined spouse, so why can't you say so?"
Wait a minute, Young Master Huang hasn't come up yet. Can you please not argue over such a trivial matter? Besides, am I the one involved in this divination?
Liu Qingge was already impatient. The moment the other party turned hostile, she immediately lashed out, slashing down with a powerful palm strike that neatly cleaved the stone table in two. Cheng Luan was drawn from its sheath with a sharp, slicing sword aura. Madam Meiyin was furious, clapping her hands and shouting, "Come out, all of you!"
Wait a minute... why did they start fighting like this...? What was the trigger?! I still don't understand where the turning point came from...
Shen Qingqiu's Erkang-like hand gesture was naturally ignored. Seeing that Madam Meiyin and dozens of enchanting maids had surrounded them, he adjusted his expression and quickly entered battle mode. Amidst the chaotic spiritual energy, Madam Meiyin whistled sharply as she darted about on her phoenix.
Damn! Don't go so fast! I'm not mentally prepared!
Upon hearing their master's command, all the succubus maids' clothes burst open!
A vast ocean of white, white flesh stretches as far as the eye can see...
Although Shen Qingqiu knew that this succubus loved to use her trump card of collectively tearing off clothes and causing a chaotic dance of demons, it didn't mean that he could withstand the visual impact when such a shocking scene appeared before his eyes!
He instinctively closed his eyes, took two steps back, and bumped into Liu Qingge. The seductive moans and groans of the enchantresses echoed throughout the cave. A normal man would have long since been bewitched, surrendering and surrendering to their charms. But Shen Qingqiu was horrified to find that Liu Qingge seemed completely oblivious, remaining expressionless as she swept her sword across a large area, the flashing blade and bloody shadows a testament to her swift and satisfying slaughter!
The naked succubi revealed their true forms, crawling on all fours, their sharp nails digging into the mud and sand, hissing and drooling as they lunged at the two people in the encirclement, only to be repelled by their spiritual power.
Shen Qingqiu really wanted to fight seriously. Really. But he couldn't bear to watch!
Even a seasoned veteran like him, who has seen countless films, would find it difficult to remain unmoved upon seeing such a vibrant group of bodies. How on earth did Liu Qingge manage to stay completely unmoved?!
Lady Meiyin paled. She hadn't expected that even with all her subordinates attacking together, they couldn't bewitch the two men. She lifted her skirt and ran. Shen Qingqiu instinctively wanted to give chase, but then she remembered that the purpose of their trip was to rescue the Huang couple's son, as well as the other men who had been imprisoned and kept as pets by the succubus. So she said to Liu Qingge, "We don't need to fight the rest. I doubt they can cause any trouble. Saving people is the priority."
Liu Qingge suddenly said, "Don't believe it."
Shen Qingqiu was baffled: "Huh?"
Liu Qingge said, "That one just now! She made up a mess!"
Shen Qingqiu said, "Don't get agitated. I never believed it in the first place."
Liu Juju's behavior was so unusual that Shen Qingqiu couldn't help but glance at him. Before she could finish, Liu Qingge caught her gaze and immediately scolded her sternly, "Don't look at me!"
The more he said that, the more Shen Qingqiu wanted to look at him. Upon looking, she noticed that, whether from anger or something else, Liu Qingge's face was flushed with a thin layer of light red. His usually calm, almost indifferent gaze seemed to have shattered into countless pieces, surging and turbulent within his eyes.
Shen Qingqiu stared at him, then suddenly reached out to grasp his pulse.
As soon as he grasped Liu Qingge's wrist, he felt that his skin temperature was higher than normal. After taking his pulse for a while, Shen Qingqiu said seriously, "Well, Junior Brother Liu, tell your senior brother honestly, have you ever practiced dual cultivation with someone?"
Liu Qingge: "...Why are you asking this?"
Shen Qingqiu said, "I was just asking. Do you know how to cultivate together?"
Liu Qingge took a breath and gritted her teeth, saying, "Chen, Qing, Qiu."
Shen Qingqiu said, "Alright. Let me ask another question. Junior Brother Liu, how are you feeling right now?" Can you hold out until you descend the mountain...?
Liu Qingge said, "This is not good."
Of course it's not good.
Even for someone as powerful as Liu, being poisoned by a succubus would be extremely... terrible!