Jiang Yueyang was in a daze, responding with "ah...oh...hmm". She was completely out of her mind, and perhaps she didn't hear what the system had just said.

Civil and military officials were full of doubts. How could they eat melons when they were so sleepy?

Emperor Yuan looked at Jiang Yueyang, who was so sleepy that she couldn't even open her eyes, and snorted in her heart.

Although your job is to eat melons in court, I still won't praise you.

Who works with their eyes closed?

Minister Jiang looked back at his daughter and whispered, "Daughter, how can you sleep so well? Were you a pig in your previous life?"

The third prince looked at her with a smile on his face, and was going to ask her how to sleep standing up after the court session.

Lu Yunting looked at her with eyes full of doting. How could she be so cute?

In short, the people present had different reactions to Jiang Yueyang's behavior.

Some people think it’s funny, some people think it’s unbelievable, some people think it’s awesome, and some people think…

In order to eat the melon, the system started eating without caring whether Jiang Yueyang heard what it said or not.

[Host, today we are going to have a taste of the big melon from the home of Hanlin scholar Ji. ]

Lord Ji, who had always had little presence, suddenly raised his eyelids when he heard the system's words, and then blinked in confusion.

I haven't even been in front of them before, how could I fall into their trap?

Yuanzheng Guo sighed in disappointment. Why don’t you eat my melons?

What on earth did the lady hide from me?

Please, don't let it be a life-threatening matter!

Jiang Yueyang seemed to have not heard what the system said and did not react at all.

The system didn't care and continued: [However, today's protagonist is not Master Ji, but Master Ji's youngest son Ji Xuan. ]

Lord Ji was relieved when he heard that he was not the protagonist, but when he heard later that it was his youngest son, he wished that he was the protagonist today!

Now, he was feeling very nervous.

What kind of stupid thing did that brat do out there again!

Everyone present who has a son at home knows Ji Xuan, who is a troublesome child.

No one believed that he was the son of a Hanlin scholar!

Lord Ji hoped very much that Ji Xuan was not his son, but Ji Xuan had a face that looked exactly like his.

He couldn't even slander his wife for having an affair!

Of course, he never thought about it that way. He knew what kind of person his wife was.

Madam Ji and Lord Ji have similar ideas. How could Ji Xuan be her and her husband's child?

The system glanced at Jiang Yueyang who still didn't respond, and continued to speak: [Since Ji Xuan could speak and dance at the age of three, he has been a child who is particularly good at making trouble for others.

For example, he would sneak into his parents' room on cold winter nights and open the windows.

For example, he would secretly take away his father's clothes while he was taking a shower and lock the door.

For example, when his mother came back to her parents' home, he would cut up all of his father's underwear, leaving his father's little brother with nothing to wear.

This kind of underwear is usually made by the wife herself, so...Master Ji came to court without wearing any underwear that time. 】

Hearing this, Lord Ji's face turned red all of a sudden, and he hunched over like a cooked red shrimp, wishing he could find a crack in the ground to crawl into.

The civil and military officials pursed their lips and lowered their heads, trying to suppress the laughter that was about to burst out of their lips, and their shoulders kept shaking.

Emperor Yuan couldn't help but wonder, what would it feel like to not wear underwear?

It must be cool in summer, right?

Just as he finished his thought, the system's voice came through clearly.

[The host also knows that if a man doesn't wear underwear, his penis will move around mischievously. That feeling...]

[Little melon, do you want to get beaten? ] Jiang Yueyang suddenly interrupted the system.

The system suddenly shuddered, and the program fluctuations went up and down like a roller coaster.

[What do you mean I know too? I'm not a man, how can I know what it feels like for them to not wear underwear! ]

When the system mentioned that Ji Xuan hid his underwear, Jiang Yueyang gradually came to her senses.

Then, when the system said the words "Host also knows", she woke up completely.

Then, I got angry!

[You should discuss that kind of problem with His Majesty, or Duke Su and the others! ] Jiang Yueyang said angrily.

Emperor Yuan: !!! What do you mean by discussing with me? I wear underwear! I wear it every day! There is no point in discussing that!

Duke Su Guo: ...What about me makes you think that I am the kind of person who doesn’t wear underwear?

All the civil and military officials will be so happy, hahahaha... Your Majesty and Duke Su were named again.

However, since Lord Xiao Jiang would say so, could it be that Your Majesty and Duke Su are not wearing any underwear now?

Thinking of this, they looked at the crotches of Emperor Yuan and Duke Su with intriguing eyes.

Emperor Yuan, who was sitting on the dragon throne, immediately noticed their gazes and couldn't help but clamp his legs together.

Duke Su also noticed someone's eyes on him. He turned around and found that they were staring at his crotch. He couldn't help but react the same way as Emperor Yuan.

What are you looking at? I'm wearing underwear!

At this time, the system said in a pinched voice: [Host, I just made a slip of the tongue. You are so fierce that you scared me.]

Jiang Yueyang: "..."

Damn it, he’s doing this to me again.

Civil and military officials: "..."

All the civil and military officials instantly got goose bumps all over their bodies, and their throats must have been smoking, right?

The system continued to emit the scent of tea, [The host is so sensitive, Brother Yunting will not like it. ]

Lu Yunting: Ugh~

[Men nowadays... they all like little white flowers. It would be even better if they are the silly and cute type.

As the old saying goes, fools have good fortune. The host should learn more from the Third Prince. That way, Brother Yunting will definitely like you more. 】

The Third Prince, who was eating the melon with his mouth wide open, suddenly stopped smiling. Was he just calling me stupid?

He's calling me stupid!

How dare he call me stupid!

What am I stupid about?

The system's words made the Third Prince so angry that smoke came out of his nostrils, and he was grunting like a fighting bull.

The civil and military officials were laughing uncontrollably in their hearts. “Your Highness may be stupid, but it’s not nice for you to say it so bluntly.”

Doesn’t our Third Prince have any dignity?

The fifth prince whispered, "Third brother, be patient and don't get yourself hurt by being angry. It's not worth it. Anyway, it's not the first day they've called you stupid."

Hearing this, the Third Prince became even angrier, especially the Fifth Prince, who still had a little bit of heartbreak on his face.

"Shut up!" The third prince shouted angrily, "You promised me to lose weight. If I catch you cheating again, you're dead!"

Upon hearing this, the Fifth Prince immediately covered his mouth.

"From today on, after the morning court session, you will run for an hour. Don't try to sneak away, I will keep an eye on you!"

The Fifth Prince pouted instantly, "Don't be so unreasonable. It's not like I'm saying you're stupid."

"If you say that word again, it won't be an hour anymore!"

The fifth prince immediately shut up.