So I Fell in Love with a Fantasy Creature

(One) Centaur Gong × Farmer Shou

After failing the civil service exam in World War II, Bai Su disheartenedly returned to the countryside to help his uncle farm. As a graduate of an agricultural...

Chapter 219 Chapter 219

Chapter 219 Chapter 219

At the entrance of the kindergarten.

Amber greeted them in advance, and Jophiel and Garcia came in smoothly.

It’s just that the security guard’s attitude was not so good during registration.

"What kind of relationship is this? He doesn't like the doll at all. He puts the doll in the cat's bag."

The security uncle took advantage of his dialect and spoke without avoiding people at all - the angel with folded wings and Garcia, both looked like foreigners.

Garcia said nothing as he signed.

After walking in with Yophiel for a while, he finally said, "I think we should use a stroller. Will we be arrested for abusing the baby?"

Jophiel glanced at the two little tigers huddled together in the cat bag, was silent for a moment, and replied, "I won't be caught. No human court can judge me."

Garcia: ?

What you mean is that if anything happens, I can handle it myself?

Garcia immediately let go of Yophiel's arm and looked at him coldly.

The two of them are like a young couple who are getting divorced because of their child - a dad who doesn't know how to talk, and a mom who is devastated.

It happened to be lunch time at the kindergarten, and the two of them used cat wrapping to wrap the puppies, but were not seen by other parents. Although they avoided possible accusations, they could not avoid "cyberbullying".

Mainly because Jophiel was cyberbullied——

[Ah——This man, U1S1, looks a bit like my dad]

[Indeed, my dad is like this too. He would calmly do things that would drive people around him crazy. The first ones to go crazy were innocent people like me and my mom.]

The two little tigers were sobbing. The beautician's haircut was ruined. They'll definitely be frizzy when they get out of the cat bag.

Garcia seemed genuinely afraid of being seen by other parents and called the police. He even walked on tiptoe—goodness, the parents were all having afternoon tea outside, and there were no outsiders in the office area.

[Yes, it wasn't him either. If anything goes wrong, blame the angel. Just a quick aside: Mianmian is the one who should be worried.]

[Indeed hhhh, people who dual-opened said that the little omega looked like it was about to break]

["The True Story of an Honest Omega Being Deceived"]

The handsome duo entered the principal's office and helped the two little tigers with the admission procedures.

Not far away, an omega who was drinking afternoon tea with a group of parents was almost scared to death when he saw the ears on other parents' heads, the tails behind their buttocks, and the animal-like pupils without contact lenses.

Mianmian wanted to scream.

Help! It turns out you're not cosplaying with your pets, you're just plus-sized versions of those baby animals!

Mianmian sat in the corner and took out the slightly wrinkled hand-drawn map from her pocket. She compared it with her eyes and brain for a long time, but still couldn't understand why the pattern of many cat heads on the grass was not a pet park, but an orc kindergarten.

Can’t you write it clearly in Chinese characters?

Mianmian frowned as she looked at the cat Dragon who was taking a nap on the grass with several cubs. Raikiri was not a pet. The reason he was so human-like was because he was an intelligent creature, a half-orc cub.

Mianmian was so angry that she puffed up her face and blamed Pan for his prank.

Pan is a goat-headed man, and Rachel is a cat-dragon. Obviously, Rachel is not Pan's son, but most likely a relative's child.

Pan Shen brought such a young child who couldn't even speak to work and just left him to me without even telling me the child's true identity. Mianmian has been treating Raikiri like a pet these past two days.

At this moment, Garcia is not the only one who is worried about being arrested by child protection agencies.

Mianmian even wanted to call the police.

Today is the sports day, and some parents of the children spontaneously organized an exchange activity. That’s why no parent left when the kids were taking a nap on the lawn.

Everyone gathered together to talk about their children. The cakes ordered by some parents arrived, and Mianmian was given a piece.

When he took it, his hands were shaking. The parent who delivered the cake was a brown bear half-orc. His round little ears were cute, but his palms were as big as a palm-leaf fan. Mianmian imagined the force of a bear's paw hitting someone...

No, I have to pretend and not let them know that I am a human!

So after thanking the parent, Mianmian shrank into a corner alone.

Lei Qie played sports with the other kids for the whole morning and won many championships. He was so excited that he took the little red flower and gave it to Mian Mian for safekeeping. Then he went to have lunch and take a nap with the other kids.

Mianmian didn't find a chance to communicate with him and was shivering alone in the orc family's pile.

When she was about to lose control and asked the production team for help, the savior came - Eli came with a hairpin and sat next to Mianmian.

He moved very quickly and without asking any questions, quickly put a horned hairpin with the label just torn off on Mianmian's head.

Mianmian's hair was fluffy, and the hairpin was blocked by her black hair, leaving only the little dragon's horns outside, which really looked like the real thing.

"Are you feeling better now?" Eli asked him. "The production team was a little mean. They didn't even tell you that Rachel was a fantasy species."

Immersed in the great joy of being rescued, Mianmian did not notice that Eli used the word "phantasmal" instead of "orc cub".

He nodded vigorously: "That's right! Good and bad! The host said Raikiri is a pet."

"Host? Is it Pan? It's not surprising what he said, he is full of bad intentions." Eli curled his lips.

Mianmian couldn't agree more: "I am innocent..."

The two chatted for a while before Mianmian completely relaxed.

Eli also told him that in fact, other parents had all seen that he was a human, but since they could open a kindergarten in this place and recruit students, it didn't mean that the kindergarten was so great, but rather that these parents were open-minded enough - they had formal jobs in human society, were open-minded and healthy, and were very friendly to humans. They would not beat Mianmian with a bear paw until she stuck to the wall and couldn't be torn off.

"Besides, you're an omega," Eli said. "Don't worry, orc cubs are very hardy. Those little tigers and lions look cute, don't they? You can ask their parents if you can pet them. I personally recommend petting the cat cubs; our big cats are the easiest to pet."

As he said this, Eli's big tail wagged behind him, and it was obvious that he was very proud of his breed.

Mian Mian responded, "Yes, I think so too. Cats are very cute, and your cubs are super cute too."

When talking about his little snow leopard, Eli's smile became more genuine.

Yes, of course there is no cub cuter than his little snow leopard. Eli has a human friend who is a farmer. The farmer swears to heaven countless times that snow leopards are the cutest fantasy species in the world.

Eli's inflated self-confidence was due partly to his husband and partly to his farmer friends.

Mianmian noticed that Eli also had a microphone on his collar, which meant that Eli was actually entrusted by the program team to help him in an emergency.

This production team isn't that bad, Mianmian thought.

The kids woke up and continued playing, and the parents’ afternoon tea was over.

In the afternoon, Mao Mao Long was still the first in many projects, but in the end he did not get a certificate with his ranking printed on it, but only got a participation award. Mianmian thought that this was because Raikiri did not formally sign up.

Amber smiled but said nothing.

With Eli's encouragement, Mianmian made friends with other parents and successfully got their puppies.

As Eli said, half-orc cubs actually like to act coquettishly with adults. They like to be stroked, and when the itchy spots on their bodies are tickled, they will feel so comfortable that they will turn over on their stomachs.

After a while, Mianmian saw that another couple who were on a date also appeared here, with two little tigers.

Mianmian's eyes lit up and he walked quickly up to Garcia to recognize him as his relative. He remembered that Garcia had a very friendly personality.

During the conversation, the two shared their experiences of the day.

Garcia was a smart man. He immediately guessed from just a few words that Mianmian had been kept in the dark. When Mianmian went to receive the certificate, he pulled Yophiel's sleeve.

"Raqier is a hidden guest, right? He's an adult Phantasmagoric? A dragon?" Garcia whispered. "I've always found it strange. How could the production team let such a precious, hard-earned omega raise a cub on a dating show?"

Jophiel nodded, "Raikiri isn't a cat dragon, he's a giant dragon, just smaller than me."

"Smaller than you? Are you big?" Garcia paused, then tried to explain, "Well... I'm asking about size, not anything weird."

"Of course it's the body shape." Yophiel obviously didn't understand the hidden meaning of Garcia's words and asked curiously.

Garcia: “…”

He took a deep breath, and his ears turned red as he thought that the audience in the live broadcast room would probably not miss this funny point.

"If you're curious, come to me at night and I'll show you how big it is," Jophiel added.

He is still very confident in this aspect. He is really big, and no one can be bigger than him, not even Raikiri.

In the form of the Wheel Angel, He is the world itself. How can there be anything bigger than Him?

The dragon that carries the world on its back is nothing but floaters in the eye in front of the world. For thousands of years, Rachel and Jophiel have never gotten along because of the damn metaphor of floaters.

In other words, Raqir, the bad-tempered and childish dragon, actually has worse interpersonal relationships than Jophiel.

Yophiel was distracted for a moment, and when he looked at Garcia again, he found that his face was flushed.

"What's wrong? Why is your face so red?" Yophiel poked Garcia's face. He felt that Garcia looked even cuter like this than before.

Pink, so soft.

Watch tonight to see if his soul is also a pretty pink?

Garcia simply didn't know what to say.

He could totally guess what was happening in the live broadcast room right now. Everyone must be shouting and joking, right?

As a young foreigner, Garcia understood it immediately. It is impossible for the audience not to have this intelligence.

At night, show you, how big it is - when these words are put together, it is hard not to think of something wrong.

"Don't poke me!" Garcia whispered, "Do you know what you're talking about? Who cares how old you are?"

Obviously, Garcia also had the wrong idea.

In fact, the pure angel really just wanted to show him her true form, the big eyeballs that could make people faint.

Garcia thought he was making an appointment with her, and that he was making an appointment so blatantly, knowing that it was being broadcast live.

Garcia tried to hold it back, but couldn't help saying, "Even if you want something like that, an offer, you can't be so direct!"

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The author has something to say:

Sorry for being a little late, I will adjust the update time back to 10 o'clock tomorrow.

The author took Chinese medicine for conditioning some time ago, and it worked, and she actually got pregnant.

It’s just that the cow cat is a little too naughty, which made me very sleepy during pregnancy.

If you don’t have enough energy, it is not recommended to have a cow cat as your first litter.

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