Starting with a Broken Three-Wheeler, Traveling Through Worlds to Sell Lunch Boxes

Li Huan travels through the myriad worlds, setting up a stall to sell lunch boxes.

Liu Bei: If I don't eat a lunch box for a day, I can't rest easy.

Sun Shangxiang: In this life...

Chapter 24: Cursing Cao Cao to Suffer from Hemorrhoids Every Day

Clearly, the right side was already riddled with crossbow bolts, adding to its weight.

Zhuge Liang quickly ordered the fleet to change course and prepare to receive the crossbow bolts.

Another incense stick's time passed.

Li Huan discovered that the warship was no longer tilting.

At this moment, the sun rises, the river surface becomes a little brighter, and the thick fog is about to dissipate.

The crossbow bolts fired from Cao Cao's camp were no longer so dense.

Li Huan knew that Cao Jun's crossbow bolts were about to run out.

He picked up a boxed meal, wrapped it tightly in a red plastic bag, and handed it to a strong soldier.

The soldier took a few steps back, then suddenly pushed forward and hurled the lunchbox at Cao Cao!

Whoosh!

The lunchbox traced a perfect arc in the air and landed precisely at Cao Cao's feet.

"Prime Minister, be careful!" Zhang Liao pulled Cao Cao away, thinking the lunchbox was a flying weapon.

Thump! Cao Cao fell backward, his backside landing squarely on the steel cable, causing him to grimace in pain!

Li Huan exclaimed, "It's only polite to reciprocate! Here's a boxed lunch for you!"

Cao Cao rubbed his backside as he got up, stared at the red plastic bag, hesitated for a moment, and then quickly told Zhang Liao to open it.

Remove the plastic bag, open the lunchbox, and you'll find bright red "spicy crayfish" and "maoxuewang" (a spicy Sichuan dish).

Suddenly, a unified shout came from the opposite side.

"Thank you so much, Prime Minister, for the arrows! Thank you so much, Prime Minister, for the arrows!"

Cao Cao was taken aback, but then he understood.

Zhang Liao stared at the "spicy crayfish" and warned, "Prime Minister, do not eat it! There must be a deadly poison in the dish!"

"Eat your mother!" Cao Cao roared, grabbing the "spicy crayfish" and slamming it into the river. Then he kicked the "maoxuewang" (a spicy Sichuan dish) and stomped on it.

"Thank you so much, Prime Minister, for the arrows! Thank you so much, Prime Minister, for the arrows..."

The shouts from the other side gradually faded into the distance.

Cao Cao snapped out of his daze and hurriedly ordered, "Pursue! Pursue!"

Xu Huang warned, "Prime Minister, the enemy is plotting something. We may have fallen into a trap. I urge you to think carefully..."

*Slap!* Cao Cao slapped Xu Huang across the face: "Quickly, chase after them!"