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Everyone holding their breath couldn't help but break out in a cold sweat.
The weight of a coffin is beyond the capacity of an ordinary person to bear. Moreover, if the coffin hits the ground and another zombie is resurrected, the situation will inevitably become even more complicated.
Especially Commander Long, who was so anxious that he stood there stunned, sweat pouring down his face.
Cheng Shuang covered her nose, her face turning red from holding it in, and slowly moved her feet in the other direction.
Unfortunately, the gap between the coffin and the ground was too large. Every time she moved, the zombie moved too, resulting in a stalemate where neither could gain the upper hand.
The zombie was enraged and swung its sharp claws at the ropes suspending the coffin.
Left with no other choice, Cheng Shuang rolled away from the coffin's protection. The zombie suddenly jumped, as if it was waiting for her to walk right into its trap.
But the little girl was experienced in escaping; she slipped and slipped under the armpit of the lunging zombie into the underside of another coffin.
The zombie turned around stiffly and immediately began to destroy the ropes.
It seemed to see through Cheng Shuang's reluctance to let it destroy the coffin device, and used this behavior to force Cheng Shuang to come out on her own.
The little girl puffed out her cheeks. In the movie, Lam Ching-ying and his apprentice could easily defeat the zombies, but when it came to her, it all seemed like fancy moves.
Cheng Shuang's thinking had reached a dead end. The people she was fighting were all mortals, naturally afraid of pain and injury. Zombies, on the other hand, were different. Fighting a lifeless corpse without pain required not only physical strength but also skill and magical abilities.
The Lucky Single Round Trip Ticket also restricts the use of cards and pills, but does not restrict skills.
If she summoned the bear cub now, she would completely lose the purpose of entering the safe world alone to hone her skills. She gritted her teeth, picked up her longsword, and prepared to fight.
So what if I get beaten up!
She can heal herself, so she can't be killed anyway!
Almost at the same moment the zombie overturned the coffin, Commander Long mustered his courage and shouted, but a deafening fart replaced his voice, echoing throughout the ancestral hall and completely attracting the zombie's attention.
The main problem is the smell from farts; to zombies, it's like neon lights in the dark...
The zombie found its target again, focusing on the three people relieving themselves behind the square table, and quickly set off again, hopping happily over with a clattering sound.
It was Wen Cai who farted. Lin Zhengying and Qiu Sheng looked at him silently, while Commander Long immediately regained his energy and smugly wiggled and twisted at the three masters and disciples.
Wen Cai lowered his head in shame, took out his slingshot, and fired it at Commander Long as an attempt to make amends.
As long as Cheng Shuang was safe and sound, Commander Long had no spirit of sacrificing himself to save others. He took a hit from the slingshot without even uttering a sound.
Cheng Shuang couldn't stand it anymore. Although the three of them were the main characters, the main character team was a bit unreliable at crucial moments. Well, the girl remembered that this was a zombie comedy, so it naturally needed interesting highlights to please the audience. Moreover, if the zombie's attention was not distracted, the three who could catch it would lose the best opportunity to strike.
But the next second, she saw Qiu Sheng take out a larger black pebble and hand it to Wen Cai...
The little girl was speechless. Wouldn't it be better to use that time to get up and beat up zombies?
Cheng Shuang took out all the ghost-suppressing talismans and silently followed behind the zombie.
Upon seeing her actions, Wen Cai put down his slingshot, and the three of them held their breath, waiting for the little girl to stick on the talisman.
Cheng Shuang acted swiftly, quickly stuffing all the talismans into the zombie's lower back. While they were doing this, the three of them quickly pulled up their pants. Lin Zhengying held the zombie down, while Wen Cai used a wooden stick to pry open its teeth. Together, they pinned the zombie to the ground.
Qiu Sheng took out the pliers he had prepared beforehand and started pulling at the zombie's big teeth. Wen Cai, who was the comedic relief, somehow pulled out the firearm that was hanging from Long Da Shuai's waist and pointed it at the zombie, threatening it incessantly.
Seeing the three working together seamlessly, Cheng Shuang was unsure whether to go up and help. After thinking it over, she decided to trust the immense power of the protagonist team's halo, so the girl turned around and put Long Dashuai down.
As soon as Commander Long regained his freedom, he picked up Cheng Shuang and ran towards the gate.
The ghost-suppressing talisman was ultimately not professional enough. Before long, the zombie regained its activity, and the wooden stick was bitten off by its sharp teeth. It then flipped over, sending the three masters and disciples flying, and stood up straight, pouncing towards Commander Long and Cheng Shuang.
With the gate right in front of him, Commander Long was unable to move an inch because his neck was being held by the zombie. In desperation, he tried to throw Cheng Shuang out the gate, but Lin Zhengying and his two apprentices quickly stepped forward and sat on the zombie's arm that was holding Commander Long's neck, thus forcibly separating the man and the zombie.
Seeing the zombie being pinned down again, Long Dashuai half-protected Cheng Shuang and coaxed the struggling zombie in a tone that sounded like he was talking to a child: "Dad, be good and let Master pull your teeth!"
If zombies could understand human speech and emotions, they wouldn't immediately target their own family members.
The group went through another chase, interspersed with scenes of Lam Ching-ying having diarrhea, Man-choi's incessant threats, and Chiu-sang's comical efforts to stop the zombies.
Cheng Shuang stared in disbelief at the scene. She was being carried away by Commander Long, and several times she almost got dragged behind the square table where Lin Zhengying was hiding. It was a complete mess.
In the end, the zombie's tooth powder covered the ground. Even when Long Dashuai crawled to the ground, he couldn't catch a single tooth. When he came to his senses, he couldn't find even half a tooth on the entire zombie; they had all been ground off.
Watching the zombie flee in disarray, Lam Ching-ying sighed, "No need to chase it, this zombie is already crippled..."
Cheng Shuang's eyes were gleaming; this was much more exciting than watching a movie!
Zombies that had lost their usefulness were naturally to be eliminated by Lam Ching-ying. Although Commander Lung tried to stop him, he was somewhat comforted by Cheng Shuang's presence and could only accept this reality.
After all, the deceased relatives are gone, and the living need to be taken better care of.
After bringing Cheng Shuang to the Marshal's Mansion, Marshal Long didn't want to play the emotional card with the three of them. He simply and brutally detained Lin Zhengying and ordered his two disciples to go to Zombie Town to retrieve tooth powder.
Cheng Shuang was particularly tempted. She had just observed that although her martial arts skills were not as good as Qiu Sheng's, who had practiced martial arts since childhood, they were far superior to Wen Cai's. If she followed them, she would always find opportunities to beat up zombies or be beaten up by them.
The little girl rubbed her hands together, pulled a cute face, and pleaded with Commander Long, raising three fingers to swear that she would definitely come home on time this time and bring gifts for her sister-in-law and nephew.
They coaxed Commander Long so much that his eyes crinkled with laughter, and he couldn't resist letting him pass.
Of course, she was given three weapons, and if it weren't for constant interference, Commander Long would probably have sent a squad of guards to protect her. That would have been quite a scene; whether or not the tooth powder would be retrieved is another matter, but an entire squad might have perished, contributing to the zombie population.
They went secretly and returned secretly; it wasn't like they were marching into battle or comparing numbers.
Fortunately, Commander Long truly dotes on his younger sister, and in a blindly indulgent way, which is why he gave Cheng Shuang the opportunity to travel with him.
Otherwise, neither Wencai nor Qiusheng would want a child to follow them. If anything happened to them, Commander Long could sentence them to immediate execution.