The annual disciple recruitment ceremony for Jitian Sect, the largest sect in the cultivation world, had begun. Among the dazzling array of little radish heads, that chubby calico cat was exception...
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Everyone knows that demon cultivators are treated extremely badly in this world of cultivation. They are hunted down at any time. They can be said to be rats crossing the street that everyone wants to kill.
The treatment in the righteous path is good and there are many choices. Those with good talents can enter the top sects in the world of cultivation, and those with average talents can also choose from small and medium-sized sects.
It can be said that as long as you have reached the threshold of cultivating immortals and want to be a cultivator, you will always find a righteous sect that is willing to accept you.
So what kind of people would want to practice magic under such circumstances?
Of course, some of them are extremely vicious villains, and the purpose of cultivating immortals is to be able to bully others better.
But there are some people who are not like this. They are specially talented to be magic cultivators, but not upright cultivators.
Some people are just plain lazy.
Because the magic cultivators practice very quickly in the early stages, and they don't need to practice as hard as ordinary cultivators, who wish they could practice every moment, but it is still difficult to break through.
One of the main reasons why the evil cultivators are hunted down and killed is that these guys often rely on doing bad things and taking shortcuts to improve their realm.
The path of magic cultivation can be said to be very suitable for lazy people.
The first on the left and the second on the right are such people.
If you let them concentrate on their cultivation on weekdays, they will complain within a few months.
How could there be anything more tiring than cultivating immortality?
Now they know that there are things in the world that are more tiring than cultivating immortality.
Zuo Yi looked at Fat Sanhua expressionlessly. Actually, he didn't have any big opinion. He was just extremely tired and couldn't make any expression.
Zuo Yi felt that he was about to die.
If he had a choice, he would like to go back immediately and meditate for a few hundred years to practice well.
In his left hand he held the butterfly that Fat Sanhua had just caught, and in his right hand he picked a flower.
Fat Sanhua gave him a look.
"Meow meow meow~" I want to wear it on my head, how could you pick a white flower for me?
Fat Sanhua looked at Zuo Yi with dissatisfaction.
He turned his head and glanced at the second person on the right.
Fat Sanhua nodded with satisfaction: "This color is good."
The one on the left thought that the one on the right had found a light-colored flower, but when he turned around he saw that it was a bright red one.
The bright red of the flower was so flamboyant that it almost hurt Zuo Yi's eyes in the sunlight.
…How come Fatty Sanhua has such a good taste?
This cat is even more sexy than he thought.
Fat Sanhua very actively stretched his head over and came close to Youer's hand, and Youer pinned the big red flower on his forehead.
The one on the left and the one on the right simultaneously gave fake business smiles and clapped three times.
"Um... Immortal, I think just wearing a big red flower is not enough. The clothes you are wearing don't match. I'll make you a nice little skirt...a little piece of clothing." Zuo Yi was looking around bored. He saw the banana tree not far away and suddenly an idea came to his mind.
Fat Sanhua nodded.
Since he was already dressed up, why not dress up a little more? Of course he would be happy to do so, and he didn't have to do anything.
Zuo Yi tried hard to hold back his laughter, trotted over and stepped on several banana leaves, then came over and folded a couple of them casually, and wrapped them around Fatty Sanhua.
Fat Sanhua looked down at the green leaves on his body, as if he hadn't noticed that the two demon cultivators were trying not to laugh.
"Meow meow meow~" Your craftsmanship is very good.
Not only did Fat Sanhua not criticize the two demon cultivators, he even praised Zuo Yi.
The smiles on Zuo Yi and You Er's faces had not yet faded when Fat Sanhua's next words were like a bolt from the blue, hitting them like a bolt of lightning.
"How can I be the only one wearing such a pretty little dress? You two should put it on quickly too." Fat Sanhua raised his head and looked at them innocently.
Fat Sanhua knows everything, but he is still so naive.
The first on the left, the second on the right: “…………”
It turns out that the real idiot is not Fatty Sanhua, but the two of them.
The left one and the right two looked at each other. Fat Sanhua, who was wearing a banana leaf with a big red flower, urged them with his eyes.
"Look, Zuo Yi specially picked so many banana leaves and brought them back. It seems that he had this idea in mind for a long time." Fat Sanhua shook his tail and patted the banana leaves on the ground with his paws.
The second from the right glared at the first from the left fiercely. It was this guy who got too proud of himself.
The two of them hesitated for only three seconds, and then immediately accepted their tragic fate.
The two of them helped each other to wrap the banana leaves around themselves. When they finished, they looked down and saw Fat Sanhua squatting at their feet with a yellow flower and a pink flower in his mouth.
You know what, this cat looks really charming from this perspective.
The old, amorous cat placed two flowers on the backs of their feet.
The two demon cultivators were disheartened. They knew what Fat Sanhua meant without him saying a word.
The one on the left picked up a yellow flower and put it on the head of the one on the right. The one on the right picked up the pink flower and put it on the head of the one on the left.
They looked at each other and smiled.
Zuo Yi and You Er are certainly not real brothers. They got to know each other after becoming magic cultivators. Because their relationship is considered good among magic cultivators, they gave themselves these two stage names in order to stick together and make a name for themselves.
But they are demon cultivators after all, so if you really want to say how good their relationship is, it’s not that good. The two of them are always secretly competing with each other and pulling each other down.
If one day they have to sacrifice each other to survive, they probably won't hesitate for even a second and will immediately abandon each other and run away.
However, today, for the first time, they became complete brothers, and their hearts had never been so close.
They say a friend in need is a friend indeed, and this is probably the case.
Fat Sanhua nodded with satisfaction, walked in front with a swagger, and motioned the two people behind to follow.
The mentality of Left One and Right Two has undergone a huge change. If they hoped that everyone would look at them before, now they hope that everyone will ignore them.
"This...are these two people trying to get closer to nature and practice the Dao of All Things?" Someone whispered in someone's ear, guessing.
The first on the left and the second on the right looked ashamed.
First of all, the two of them, the devil cultivators, cannot cultivate the Dao of all things. Besides, what great Dao can they, the two Jindan stage cultivators cultivate!
Being able to break through to the Nascent Soul stage is already amazing, and things like Xiu Da have only existed in dreams.
However, this was already the most respectable guess others had about the two of them, so they did not show any dissatisfaction at all, and even nodded as if it was really true.
Fat Sanhua walked two steps and felt tired again. He took out his own cradle from the mustard seed space, handed it to Zuo Yi's arms, and jumped in himself.
There was no way to conceal the joy on the faces of the left one and the right two.
Before they could even laugh, Fat Sanhua said, "When I wake up, you must be wearing flowers and cute little skirts. Oh no, cute little clothes." Fat Sanhua showed a silly smile.
He lay down happily, closed his eyes and fell asleep, leaving behind the two demon cultivators with pale faces.
Too, too cruel.
However, it was only this time that the two demon cultivators finally understood how to avoid risks in a world full of dangers in the future.
It turns out that their previous secretive appearance aroused suspicion. As long as they walked on the street openly, and even made themselves particularly eye-catching and conspicuous, people would not suspect them.
...But they would rather cover up than dress like this.
To put it simply, the days that followed were days of wonder for Fat Sanhua and days of suffering for the two demon cultivators.
Fat Sanhua travels around the mountains and rivers, and he can always play the most interesting games in the most barren land... For him, the most interesting game should be the most terrifying game for the two demon cultivators.
In just seven short days, Fat Sanhua became more lively, while the two demon cultivators were completely drained.
Both of them looked pale. This was the most terrifying thing in the world.
Fat Sanhua has completely forgotten about the younger brothers from Jitianmen and Qifeng.
It turns out that life without a younger brother is so happy.
"Where are we going now?" Fat Sanhua finally remembered this question.
"Just... just taking a walk." The two people were vague.
In fact, they were heading towards other major sects in the world of cultivation.
People on the street don’t know the value of the goods, but they can’t go back to Jitianmen.
I hope that people from other big sects can recognize Fat Sanhua’s true identity, take Fat Sanhua away and save them both.
"Well, to be honest, the scenery here is not as good as that in the upper realm." Fat Sanhua sighed casually. If he had not been able to go only to his head in the last section, he should be having a great time in the upper realm now.
The two demon cultivators curled their lips.
This fat cat is really powerful, but he likes to talk nonsense.
Still in the upper realm.
Recently, both demon cultivators like to go to crowded places, but Fat Sanhua likes to go to sparsely populated places.
"Let's go to a more lively market. What fun is there in this desolate mountain and wilderness?" Zuo Yi tried hard to persuade Fat Sanhua.
"Wait, don't talk for now." Fat Sanhua crawled on the ground, as if he had found something good.
The two demon cultivators shut up.
"What is this?" Fat Sanhua leaned forward.
The one on the left and the one on the right widened their eyes. Where is Fatty Sanhua’s head?
Fat Sanhua didn't know yet that he had entered a small barrier.
There is nothing particularly different between the inside and outside of this barrier, just some not-so-valuable spiritual plants planted there.
Fat Sanhua looked for a long time and then retreated from the barrier.
"What is this?" He spit out a sign from his mouth.
Zuo Yi and You Er didn't care what was going on with Fat Sanhua anymore, they both walked forward together.
Oh my god, it’s so magical, could it be some amazing thing?
The two of them held the token together, and Fat Sanhua jumped on them to watch.
Suddenly, the tokens in their hands emitted a strange light.
The two men and the cat blinked, and when they opened their eyes again, the scenery in front of them had completely changed.
They came to a gray world.
"This... seems to be a secret realm!" It was You Er who reacted quickly and exclaimed.
Isn’t this token and this scene change the secret realm?
“Yes, that token must be the key to the secret realm scattered throughout the world of cultivation.” Zuo Yi said excitedly.
When they were so happy, they picked up Fat Sanhua and kissed him hard on the forehead.
This was the first time they truly liked Fatty Sanhua.
Fat Sanhua is indeed a blessed cat!
It's really amazing that he could find it like this.
Fat Sanhua blinked his eyes.
Oh, is this the secret place?
But why is it so eerie?
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