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"Meow meow meow~" Your hands-on ability is too poor.
Fat Sanhua was lying on the ground, crossing his legs, with a relaxed expression, stuffing snacks in his mouth while supervising the two of them cutting trees to build a house.
Alas, I can only say, so what even if he is a cultivator?
We still have to live in the most primitive way.
For them, cutting down a tree is not difficult. With a wave of the weapon in their hands, they can knock down a large number of trees.
The hard part is what comes next.
The materials are available, but how do we build the house?
The two of them glanced at Fat Sanhua's expression furtively.
"Immortal, why don't we rush to the next place and find an inn." Zuo rubbed his hands.
"Yes, yes, yes. If the immortal does not want to travel by boat, I will go and explore the way. Zuoyi will stay here with you." Youer took the opportunity to speak up. Zuoyi widened his eyes and stared at this friend who betrayed him in a blink of an eye.
"Meow~Meow~" Although you are magic cultivators, flying with a sword should not be difficult. Why are you walking all the way?
Fat Sanhua asked curiously.
"Because this is the territory of you righteous people. We will be very conspicuous flying above. It will be terrible if we get caught by accident." Zuo Yi complained to Fat Sanhua.
Fat Sanhua smacked his lips.
It seems that being a magic cultivator is really not easy.
Fat Sanhua squatted on the ground and thought about whether to let the two guys go. The two demon cultivators waited quietly for Fat Sanhua's reply.
Suddenly, Zuo Yi nudged You Er with his elbow, and You Er looked at Zuo Yi in confusion.
Second from right: What happened?
The two of them began to try to communicate with their eyes.
Left one: This is it! This is it!
Second from right:?
Left one: Wouldn’t we be seen if we were flying around up there? And if we were seen, wouldn’t those righteous people be able to catch up with us?
Right Two's eyes lit up, and he also understood what Left One meant.
Yes, as long as they are discovered by their former enemies, they will have a legitimate reason to get rid of Fat Sanhua.
The second from the right secretly gave the first from the left a thumbs up. This kid was usually silly and always had no idea what was going on, but unexpectedly one day he finally expressed a somewhat constructive opinion.
"Well... Immortal, how about we fly over there? It's very fast." You Er rushed to Fat Sanhua, rubbed his hands, and looked at him carefully.
Fat Sanhua stared at him for two seconds, then turned his head away: "No."
"Why?" The second one on the right couldn't help but scream.
"If I don't want it, then I don't want it. Why do so many come from? Do you have any objection?" Fat Sanhua raised his head high and looked at the right second with dissatisfaction.
He certainly wouldn't talk about his fear of heights.
“No, no…” You Er shrank his head and retreated sadly.
The brains of Zuo Yi and You Er were no longer able to come up with a better solution, so they could only start building the house honestly and finally finished it before dark.
At first, the two people refused, but after they were fully immersed in it, they completely reached a state of selflessness. They concentrated on building the house, and after the house was built, they couldn't help but look at Fatty Sanhua with an expression asking for praise: We did a good job!
Fat Sanhua swung his tail and said, "Why don't you help me make dinner!"
The two people's faces, which had just shown happy smiles, instantly fell.
Oh my God, why is life so hopeless? According to Fat Sanhua's schedule, they don't have to do anything else every day. It is enough to just serve Fat Sanhua.
You have to hunt and cook in the morning, noon and evening, and the rest of the time you have to wait for orders.
The two of them lowered their heads and made dinner for Fat Sanhua.
The one on the left patted the one on the right and winked at him.
Don't worry, they will have another chance soon. Just wait for Fat Sanhua to finish his meal and fall asleep successfully, and then it will be their time to do whatever they want.
The second one from the right suddenly realized, and they smiled at each other.
"What are you doing? Are you planning to slip away while I'm sleeping?" Fat Sanhua glanced at the two men.
The expressions of the two people on the left and right froze instantly, and they both shook their heads frantically.
"How could that be? We are not that kind of people." Right Two forced a smile.
Of course they had to say nice things, and after Fat Sanhua had eaten and drunk his fill and lay down in the house to sleep, the two of them secretly glanced at each other.
The time is now!
“Hehe.”
Both of them paused at the same time.
They had even prepared themselves for a hard hit on the back, but they didn't expect that after waiting for a long time, nothing happened.
They both turned around and saw that Fat Sanhua was still sleeping there. He must have talked in his sleep just now.
The two of them breathed a sigh of relief.
They continued to walk outside, and just when they reached the door, they suddenly heard a sinister voice behind them: "Meow-meow~" Where are you going?
Fat Sanhua, who got up in the middle of the night to go to the bathroom, walked slowly to the two men's feet, raised his head and glanced at them.
"It's a bit too stuffy in the room, we want to go out and get some fresh air." Zuo Yi smiled awkwardly.
“Meow meow meow——” Let me tell you first, since I don’t want you to leave, you can’t leave, even if you run away today——
Fat Sanhua didn't say anything else.
He twisted his hips and walked out to the toilet gracefully with a cat-like step, leaving the two demon cultivators looking at each other in bewilderment.
If this had happened at this time yesterday, and a fat cat had the audacity to say that he would deal with the two of them, they would have definitely thought they had heard a funny joke.
But at this moment today, they were actually intimidated by Fat Sanhua, even though Fat Sanhua didn't finish his words.
This monster is so incredibly powerful that you can't tell from its appearance how powerful it is.
The translator on his head is also amazing, how can he have an organ that can be separated?
Because he couldn't figure out what these two evil cultivators were thinking, he didn't dare to act rashly.
There is no other way. It seems that I can only be Fat Sanhua's errand boy for a while.
Fat Sanhua came back from the toilet.
He didn't even look at Zuo Yi and You Er, but walked into the house and continued to sleep, not worrying at all that the two of them would run away. Zuo Yi and You Er moved into the house cautiously.
The night is long and I have no heart to practice, so I can only curse others to kill time.
It’s not that they don’t want to curse Fat Sanhua, but they have already cursed him too much in their hearts during the day. All the abusive words seem to be tailor-made for Fat Sanhua and have long been spit out of their heads.
There is nothing to scold Fatty Sanhua anymore, so let’s find someone else.
For example, the group of guys from Jitianmen, their guarding spirit beasts were abducted, but these guys were indifferent and didn’t catch up for a whole day!
It's trash, it's trash, right?
The one on the left and the two on the right are so disappointed!
The people from Jitianmen, or to be more precise, the people from the Seven Peaks, certainly couldn't have done nothing.
After the little fox returned to the Seventh Peak with tears in his eyes, his master and his junior sister set out immediately.
Zhu Wenbin found it incredible, and his tone was full of gloating that he couldn't hide at all: "Will Fat Cat be caught one day?"
"I guess these two are demon cultivators. Fatty Cat will definitely not have an easy time if he falls into their hands."
"I don't know if these two demon cultivators gave him a good spanking."
"You are so arrogant in front of us, but you will be helpless in their hands. You might even have to serve tea and water to those two demon cultivators."
"I dare not say anything if I am treated as a mount. If I do something wrong, I will be beaten and scolded." Zhu Wenbin talked freely. He had already anticipated 108 possibilities and scenes.
The little fox was almost about to cry. It was all because of him. If he hadn't run away capriciously, Fat Sanhua wouldn't have caught up with him. If Fat Sanhua hadn't caught up with him, they wouldn't have encountered the evil cultivator, and Fat Sanhua wouldn't have been captured by these two bad guys.
What would he do if something really happened to Fatty Sanhua?
"Oh, you are talking too seriously. Don't you see that our Xue Zhui is almost scared to tears by you?" Bai Ze stood up and patted Xiao Gouzi's head.
Xue Zhui looked at Bai Ze with hopeful eyes.
Bai Ze is recognized as the smartest monster in the world, so what he said is still very convincing.
"It's not that serious. At most, people are too lazy to give him food. He can only eat one meal a day, and the meat he eats is not good. Most of the meat is bloody and raw, and it may have been rotten, with flies flying around on it."
"Without a soft bed and quilt, I can only sleep on the hard floor."
"Do you remember? He said he wanted to lose weight. After coming back this time, he will definitely be able to accomplish his goal of losing weight." Bai Ze talked a lot, and Xue Zhui became even more sad.
"I'll go save the boss now!" Xue Zhui was grabbed by Zhu Wenbin on the back of the neck.
"I was just trying to scare you. Look at what you've become. Don't worry, he should be back soon. Do you think those two evil cultivators can get out of Jian Ancient Town?" Zhu Wenbin shook his head. Xue Zhui was good in every way except that he was too silly and naive, and he didn't have any brains.
After hearing what Zhu Wenbin said, Xue Zhui felt relieved. They had been waiting for a whole hour at Qifeng, but Fatty Sanhua didn't show up. Zhu Wenbin started to get worried.
Zhu Wenbin originally wanted to wait a little longer, but the little fox on the side almost saw through him with his eyes, and Zhu Wenbin had no way of sitting there peacefully any longer.
The people from the seven peaks went down the mountain in a mighty procession, as if they were a team-building group.
"What? His head stuck out by itself?" Zhu Wenbin looked downcast.
In fact, he knew very well in his heart that there was almost no one in this world who could defeat Fatty Sanhua.
How could these two demon cultivators be a match for Fat Sanhua? However, he did not expect that these two demon cultivators were even more useless than he imagined. Not only should they do something to Fat Sanhua, but at least they should put a stop to his arrogance.
It turned out that it was just a play performed by Fat Sanhua from the beginning, and everyone was led by the fat cat from beginning to end.
"Then, where did the boss go?" The little fox pouted.
"Where can he go? Need I tell you? You can tell at a glance," Zhong Xiaotian put his hands on his hips, "He went out to play."
Don't take her with you either!
Zhu Wenbin knew the whole story and was in a very bad mood.
It’s no big deal that Fatty Sanhua didn’t lose his fighting spirit.
The problem is that Fatty Sanhua has really been taken away. Even if we know that he is not in danger, we can't just ignore him.
Fat Sanhua has had enough fun outside and wants to come back. No one is there to send him back. Doesn't he have to use his little blanket to float all the way back?
Wow, that’s pretty cool to think about.
Zhu Wenbin imagined this scene and not only did he not feel sad, he was actually a little happy.
"Should I chase her or not?" Qian Gaozhuo frowned.
His junior brother was still too naive. Even though he was very powerful, there were many dangers out there. If he really encountered danger, it would be too late to regret.
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Fat Sanhua had a good sleep in the Constellation’s cabin.
He got up lazily and looked at the two people who had finished making breakfast consciously with satisfaction.
This is what life is all about.
Fat Sanhua is very happy.
The duo of demon cultivators were angry but dared not speak out.
After breakfast, they continued on their journey.
"Immortal, we are now going back to the base camp of the demon cultivators. Do you want to go there?"
"That place is not fun at all, and all the demon cultivators are cruel and ruthless. They are not at all polite like the righteous cultivators." You Er racked his brains to discredit the demon cultivators.
"Then don't go." Fat Sanhua is a very easy-to-talk to little cat. Since these two people have advised him not to go, then he won't go. It's not a big deal.
The eyes of the duo of magic cultivators lit up. Oh my God, no way, could it be that after sleeping for a night, Fat Sanhua finally figured it out and realized how difficult it was to sleep in the open air compared to staying in Jitianmen?
"Then take me to other places to play. I saw you even ran to the foot of Jitianmen. You must run there a lot." Fat Sanhua was understanding.
The first on the left, the second on the right: “…………”
"Let's go!" Fat Sanhua took out a basket from the mustard seed space, put a piece of cloth in it, and tried hard to squeeze himself into the basket, signaling the two of them to lift the basket.
“…………”
Why is their life so miserable? Why, why did they have to meet Fatty Sanhua?
The two demon girls picked up the vegetable basket dejectedly.
"Immortal, is there any place you want to go now?" Zuo Yi was quite conscientious. Even though he disliked Fat Sanhua so much, he still respected Fat Sanhua's opinion very much. Unfortunately, when he looked down, he saw that Fat Sanhua didn't care about it at all and had fallen asleep again.
He and You Er looked at each other. If that was the case, then they could go wherever they wanted to go.
This was the first time that the two evil cultivators were so eager and looking forward to meeting the righteous people. In the past, they were like rats crossing the street, usually avoiding them whenever possible and resolutely not colliding with those guys.
Even though I'm so careful, I still get discovered from time to time and often have to live on the run.
But this time, for some reason, they have tried their best to walk towards the main road, and even changed into their two brightest and most eye-catching sets of clothes last night, for fear that others would not see them, for fear that others would not know that they are demon cultivators. They want to be as high-profile as possible.
However, what was strange was that they had been walking for a whole morning, but no one had noticed that anything was wrong with them. Not even a single righteous monk had seen them. This would have been completely impossible in the past.
Depend on.
I really don’t know whether to say that Fat Sanhua is a blessed spiritual beast or an unlucky spiritual beast.
As soon as it was time for dinner, Fat Sanhua opened his eyes on time.
"I'm hungry." He rubbed his stomach, as a matter of course.
"Immortal, this is for you." It is said that people make progress through constant setbacks, and these two demon cultivators are no exception. They have learned to be smart. They deliberately made a little more breakfast in the morning. Now they can take out the breakfast they specially placed in the ring space and give it to Fatty Sanhua.
As a result, Fatty Sanhua just took a look and said: "I want to eat fresh ones."
"This is new. Immortal, you may not know this yet, but these are all placed in the mustard seed space. They will be the same when they come out as they were when they were put in."
Fat Sanhua stretched out his paw and pushed it away: "No, I'm tired of it. I want to change the taste and eat something else."
Fat Sanhua curled his lips in his heart. Is he such a tasteless cat? How can he eat the same thing three times a day? His cat life doctrine never allows him to do this. This is a blasphemy and disrespect for food.
Zuo Yi and You You's expressions twisted for a moment. Their hands had never felt as itchy as they did today.
It seems like they won't feel comfortable unless they hit something.
So their left hand hit their right hand.
Why.
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"Didn't you say you didn't want to eat?" Zuo Yi shouted.
After spending a little more time with Fat Sanhua, the two of them relaxed a lot.
They found that Fatty Sanhua was not such a scary guy in some ways.
As long as you don't disobey Fat Sanhua's wishes and serve him comfortably, Fat Sanhua will not care about some trivial matters and has a magnanimous heart, like now.
Fatty Sanhua was holding the extra food they had left in the morning. He chewed it mouthful by mouthful, watching the two of them cooking.
"It's just an appetizer." Fat Sanhua was very thick-skinned, so he didn't think there was anything wrong with it and answered as if it was a matter of course.
Fat Sanhua ate about half of it and put the rest into his own meson space.
Although he is a cat who loves food and accepts almost anything offered to him, he still knows how to control the limit.
If he is full now, he won't be able to eat later.
The two demon cultivators finished their lunch, but found that Fat Sanhua was not looking at them, but was facing them with his butt.
"Immortal, what are you doing?" The second person on the right took a step forward.
The fat Sanhua seemed to be pressing something with its two paws, and had a mysterious look on its face.
"You always cook for me and build houses for me. You are very nice to me. Now I will show you something good." As soon as Fat Sanhua finished speaking, Zuo Yi immediately came over.
Could this fat cat, which was full of secrets, really have something good? Both of them were secretly looking forward to it.
They felt that they had been very nice to Pang Sanhua over the past two days, and had responded to all their requests. It was normal for Pang Sanhua to have developed a liking for them and want to repay them.
The two people and the cat were crawling on the ground together, and three pairs of eyes were staring at the fat Sanhua's paws. What was under the paws?
Fat Sanhua probably felt that the foreplay was enough. He took a deep breath and suddenly loosened his claws. The smiles on the faces of the two demon cultivators had not yet faded.
Two people were hit in the face by a grasshopper at the same time.
Fat Sanhua looked at the two people with bright eyes.
"Haha." This is Zuo Yi.
"Is it fun? Two grasshoppers." This is the sneering Right Two.
Fat Sanhua was stunned at first, and then a little angry. He was not just teasing the two people, he was also very serious.
Two grasshoppers are just very interesting to a little cat like him, what's wrong with that?
Isn't it normal for kittens to like grasshoppers?
"Meow!" Fat Sanhua was angry and stomped his feet and yelled viciously.
The two demon cultivators who were walking away in a swagger stopped.
They both turned their heads at the same time, and a flattering smile instantly appeared on their faces, which had been cold and indifferent just now. They rubbed their hands at the same time and gave Fat Sanhua a business smile.
"Good!" The second from the right applauded.
"Interesting, interesting. This is the funniest grasshopper I have ever seen."
Fat Sanhua curled his lips, sat down in front of his lunch, and began to eat it slowly.
He now feels a little regretful. He should have brought all his younger brothers with him when he came out. Not all of them, but at least he should have brought Xiaogouzi with him.
As they are all monsters, they have a lot in common and can understand him. If they saw these two grasshoppers, they would definitely find them very interesting, unlike these two people.
Oh, humans are so boring.
Fat Sanhua squatted on the ground and ate his lunch slowly.
"Are you angry?" Zuo Yi touched the fat Sanhua cat's back. You know what, this cat has a lot of meat on its body, and it feels really good to touch.
Fat Sanhua slapped his hand away.
"Don't be angry, I will accompany you to catch grasshoppers later." Zuo Yi rubbed him.
Right Second also came over: "Or do you have anything else you want to play?"
Fat Sanhua: “…………”
What happened to these two people? Why did they suddenly become so greasy and so cooperative?
Fat Sanhua didn't know at this time that Zuoyi and Youer had changed their strategy again. They decided to be more enthusiastic.
It's just fun.
Then just play. Anyway, seeing this cat running a few steps and then falling asleep, you know he can’t hold on for long.
When he gets tired of playing, they can send Fat Sanhua back.
Fat Sanhua blinked.
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"Is there really no problem with your strategy?" Zuo Yi had a cold expression.
They were lying in the grass at this time, not catching grasshoppers, but chasing butterflies.
After Fat Sanhua had eaten and drunk his fill, he took them into the weeds nearby. He first caught grasshoppers for a while, but now he didn't want to catch grasshoppers anymore and started catching butterflies.
A very, very girly spirit beast.
Fat Sanhua caught the butterfly and gave it to the two men, asking them to keep it well.
Fat Sanhua probably slept too much today, as he didn't feel tired at all after catching three butterflies in one go.
Just when Zuo Yi and You Er thought that the day would pass by like this, suddenly, two monks came over from a distance.
These two Jindan-stage cultivators were the same as the two of them. If it were any other day, Zuo Yi and You Er would have definitely slipped away quietly. It’s not that they were really afraid of these two cultivators, nor that they couldn’t beat them, but they were afraid that if they caused trouble, it would attract more people, and then they would be the ones to suffer.
After all, this is someone else's territory.
But today, the two of them were like male peacocks with their feathers spread out, madly showing off their gorgeous feathers and making some noises from time to time, hoping that the two monks would take a look at them.
Unless these two people are blind, they are already wearing bright red and bright blue clothes.
"Meow!" What are you doing? You're disturbing me while I'm chasing butterflies!
Fat Sanhua turned around and yelled angrily.
Left One and Right Two were not angry, but happy instead, because they finally saw the two fools lying on the ground.
"You are in such a refined mood that you even play with the kitten." One of the monks nodded with a smile.
"This should also be a way of practicing. It seems that we still have a lot to learn." Another monk nodded in agreement.
The first on the left, the second on the right: “…………”
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