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"I caught him!" Zuo Yi grabbed the fat Sanhua who had no fighting spirit, and Fat Sanhua symbolically glared at Zuo Yi with his foot.
"Okay, it's a pity that one still ran away, but this one is enough." The second person on the right stepped forward.
The first step of capturing a spirit beast was successful, so the next step is to solve more problems.
How are they going to take Fat Sanhua away?
You should know that if you walk a little further ahead you will reach Jian Ancient Town. This spirit beast belongs to Jitianmen. Logically, everyone in Jian Ancient Town should know him.
Fat Sanhua lay on the grass, stretched out his body lazily, and listened to their heated discussion with boredom.
About ten minutes later, the two men seemed to have finally finished their conversation, and they turned their eyes to the fat Sanhua who was almost asleep.
"Let me warn you first, don't even think about running away. If you struggle randomly, something might go wrong..." Zuo Yi said fiercely.
In fact, he was not sure whether Fat Sanhua could understand, but after thinking about it, he thought that as a spiritual beast, Fat Sanhua should have this ability.
Fat Sanhua nodded indifferently. The efficiency of these two people was really too poor. If they continued like this, there was no need to worry about whether the people in Jian Ancient Town would find out. He estimated that Xue Zhui had already brought his men to catch up.
"Right two, he nodded, right? He nodded!" Left one's tone was excited, as if he had discovered some new world. It turned out that this little cat could really understand what they were saying and even nod.
No wonder it is called a spiritual beast. It is indeed a spiritual beast, so amazing.
They finally caught something big this time.
“This spirit beast is so smart, it won’t play any tricks, right?” The second one on the right was a little worried.
Fat Sanhua was a little annoyed. He was such a cooperative little cat. Basically, he would respond to any requests from these two people. It could be said that he was very friendly.
As a result, these two guys kept procrastinating and this small problem has not been solved yet.
Fat Sanhua shook his head and thought to himself, why not just leave?
The two demon cultivators thought for a long time and finally came up with a solution.
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Fat Sanhua had a blank expression on his face.
These two people are really useless. After thinking for so long, the final solution is to wrap him up in cloth and carry him on their shoulders.
What kind of solution is this?
You have to know that most of the people coming and going here are monks. Everyone's stuff is placed in the mustard seed space, which looks very cool. But the two of them are carrying a huge package. How can it not arouse suspicion?
Fat Sanhua sighed.
Alas, there are too few people in the world as smart as him.
The two demon cultivators initially thought they had come up with a great idea, but when they arrived at Jian Ancient Town and walked on the street, they quickly discovered the problem.
The two brothers looked at each other, tried hard to pretend to be ordinary people, gritted their teeth and walked in this bustling market.
Just as they worried, the people in Jian Ancient Town couldn't help but cast their concerned glances.
The left one and the right two were secretly alert, and as soon as they were asked what was in the package, they ran away immediately.
The strange thing was that although everyone was paying attention to them, no one rushed forward to question the situation.
Even when they reached the gate, the guards of Jitianmen just glanced at them once and let them pass.
"Second from right, our method is really good." Left one said happily.
"Yes, in terms of intelligence, we are the demon cultivators. We don't know the right way, but we rely on our numbers. Our brains are really not good, and we can't see the problem."
"I think in a few years, we demon cultivators will be able to unify the world." You Er laughed.
The fat Sanhua who stuck his round head out of the cloth bag shook his head and said, "That's why practicing magic is not possible."
Thanks to him for keeping his head out of the bag, squinting his eyes while sleeping, and signaling everyone not to make any noise, they were able to get out of Jian Ancient Town so smoothly.
I guess the people in Jian Ancient Town thought that these two were disciples of Jitianmen, and they were lucky enough to be chosen by Fat Sanhua as laborers and to be taken out to play by Fat Sanhua.
It is now late autumn and the temperature has dropped a lot. Fat Sanhua does not feel bored staying in the cloth bag and feels quite comfortable.
With the person carrying him swaying as he walked, the baby looked like a small cradle, and Fat Sanhua soon fell asleep.
When Fat Sanhua woke up, they had already run off to who knows where.
Fat Sanhua poked his little head out and looked around.
This was a little beyond his expectations. He thought that these two guys would be caught soon, and he might have returned to the Seven Peaks when he woke up.
Should we say that these two people were more powerful than he had expected, or that the people from the Seven Peaks were more incompetent than he had expected?
"Meow meow meow?" Where are you going now?
Fat Sanhua asked curiously.
However, just as he asked the question, a big hand suddenly pressed down on his head.
"What's wrong with you? Can't you see that the cat has already come out? What if it runs away?" The second from the right strongly accused the first from the left.
"How could it run away? This cat is so heavy, and it feels heavy on my back. If it really ran away, I would be the first to notice it." Zuo Yi was dissatisfied. In fact, the two of them are at similar levels, and there is not much difference in aptitude and age.
You Er always bosses him around, and those who don’t know would think You Er is more powerful than him.
"By the time you find out, they've all run away. What's the use if they all run away, you..." Before You Er could finish his words, he suddenly screamed. It turned out that Fatty Sanhua was very uncomfortable with him pressing his head, so he got in a bad temper and bit him viciously.
These two useless guys are quite useless and they make a lot of moves.
"Are you okay?" Zuo Yi was startled. He just wanted to see what happened to You Er when suddenly his shoulder was hit by something.
He looked down and saw that it was Fat Sanhua who patted his shoulder, his furry paw still resting on it.
"Meow meow meow~" Give the cat food, I'm hungry.
Fat Sanhua said as a matter of course.
The one on the left and the one on the right blinked at the same time and looked at each other.
Oops, they don't understand cat language.
Fat Sanhua thought about it, took out the translator from his mustard seed space and put it on his forehead.
"Meow meow meow~" Give the cat food, I'm hungry.
Fat Sanhua repeated what he had said.
He got two stunned faces in return.
Fat Sanhua scratched his chin with his paw.
Yes, these two demon cultivators are so stupid and foolish, how can he be sure that they can understand the words?
Even a clever cat like him is not particularly literate. He only knows a few basic words and always makes mistakes.
"He, he spoke." Zuo Yi stuttered, unable to believe what he saw.
"What do you mean by speaking? It means words appeared inside the thing above his head." The right one was very disappointed with the left one, as he could not even speak clearly.
"Oh my God, is this a spirit beast? It's so powerful." Zuo Yi praised.
“But speaking of it, all spiritual beasts are like this. The thing on his ear wasn’t there just now, and it can be removed.” Zuo Yi found it magical.
The second from the right showed a disdainful expression.
"That's why I told you that you can't do it. You need to learn more from me. That's a spiritual beast. Why do you think people all over the world admire spiritual beasts so much? Isn't this the reason?"
"Spiritual beasts are so magical and powerful." The second from the right talked eloquently and educated the first from the left.
Zuo Yi nodded slightly, this time he was completely convinced, this spirit beast was truly powerful.
Fat Sanhua has a blank expression on his face, so he says these two people are fools.
"Meow meow meow~" Can we start eating now? I'm hungry.
Fat Sanhua patiently repeated his needs again.
It's possible that these two people can read but their comprehension ability is very poor.
"Right Second, what do spirit beasts eat?" Left One was a little nervous. He had never raised a spirit beast, nor had he heard of a spirit beast making any requests. Fat Three's sudden words made him seem quite at a loss.
"Spiritual beasts are also demon beasts, so of course they eat the same things as demon beasts." Right Two rolled his eyes, and Left One nodded after listening. That was the truth.
Then the next step is to catch the monsters, which is not a difficult task for them.
The one on the left was holding Fat Sanhua, and the one on the right was responsible for catching the monster. In just two minutes, they caught a little monster and brought it to Fat Sanhua.
Look at Fat Sanhua on the left and second from the right.
Fat Sanhua also looked at them.
"No, you don't want to eat?" Zuo Yi's attitude towards Fat Sanhua had changed unconsciously, and he seemed extremely cautious.
Fat Sanhua was speechless.
"Meow meow meow!" Who eats raw food? Of course you have to eat cooked food. Are you prehistoric humans? You still eat raw meat and drink blood.
Fat Sanhua angrily taught the two guys a lesson. He would never say that the people of Qifeng were trash again. If the people of Qifeng were trash, then the two in front of him were trash.
You Er quickly cast a spell to create a small fire, and after a while, he roasted the chicken-like monster in his hand.
They dropped the monster in front of Fat Sanhua again.
Fat Sanhua was so angry, they were not cooking, they were roasting chicken.
This poor chicken-like monster had its hair neither plucked nor cleaned. It was just roasted directly on the fire. The feathers on the outside were burnt into charcoal, emitting an unpleasant smell.
Just use your toes to figure out that even if the outside is burnt into charcoal, there is still raw meat inside. Can this kind of thing be fed to kittens?
"Meow meow meow!" Of course I want to eat delicious food. If I give you this kind of food, can you eat it? Are you discriminating against me? Do you think I don't deserve to eat good food?
Fat Sanhua cursed.
The left one and the right two hurriedly shook their heads.
"But, but we don't know how to cook." Zuo Yi felt aggrieved. How could they possibly cook something like this? They usually don't even eat.
"Meow meow meow!" Why don't you learn it on the spot? You two should have brains. If you have brains, you can learn, and if you can learn, you can cook.
Fat Sanhua deserves it.
Of course this is the truth. When Zuo Yi and You Er were preparing to learn how to cook, You Er suddenly reacted.
"Wait, why should we listen to him so obediently?"
"We cook if he tells us to. He's just a monster!" The second on the right raised his sleeves. The first on the left listened and realized that this was the truth.
Yes, why should they implement whatever Fat Sanhua says? Is Fat Sanhua their boss?
What's wrong with the spirit beast? Isn't the spirit beast also a demon beast? Since they have already snatched the spirit beast, it should be subdued by their power.
"Hey, fat cat, it's good enough that we give you food to eat, but you're still picky. Do you think you have the right?" Right Second shoved the burnt chicken into Fat Sanhua's face, and he looked like he deserved a beating.
Fat Sanhua was silent for a while.
Just when Zuo Yi and You Er thought they had succeeded, a noise suddenly sounded.
"Pa!" Fat Sanhua slapped the chicken hard with his claws.
The second one from the right was just about to teach this ignorant cat a lesson, but he saw the fat calico face exposed after the chicken was slapped away.
The round-headed cat bared its two fangs and looked at him ferociously.
Wow...how scary!
The second one from the right was stunned at first, then burst into laughter. This spirit beast couldn't possibly think that it was so handsome.
Sure enough, the most pitiful people in this world are those who have no self-awareness.
“Hahahahahaha…ah!” The laughter of the second person on the right stopped abruptly.
Fat Sanhua suddenly jumped out of the cloth bag and hit his chest hard with his head, and was pushed out ten meters.
"Right two!" Left one uttered a miserable cry.
"Bang!" The whole fat cat came out of the bag, and his hind legs kicked Zuo Yi in the face, knocking Zuo Yi to the ground.
"I'm being polite to you, but you really think you're some big shot. So what if you're a spirit beast? Do you think you're that powerful? Lower yourself!" You Er got up from the ground and shouted angrily.
He had lost his mind due to excessive anger, and in his rage he tried a spell.
"Wait!" Zuo Yi shouted loudly, but still failed to stop it.
The magic of the right second finally fell on Fat Sanhua. The left one thought that the spiritual beast that they had stolen with great effort was about to die. Unexpectedly, after the tree magic was used, Fat Sanhua just shook its body like a cat that had nothing happened.
"Meow——!" Fat Sanhua howled like a little tiger.
They looked closely and saw a line of words on the translator.
This fat cat must be insulting them. They have already thought of countless nasty curse words.
"Cook for me quickly!"
The fat Sanhua, who was almost losing his mind due to hunger, roared.
The first on the left, the second on the right: “…………”
"I just let you win. My real level is not like this. You'd better be prepared. You will regret your provocation." You Er got up from the ground and walked in front of Fat Sanhua.
Fat Sanhua still looked very angry because he was too hungry.
This time, You Er really didn't let up and released a spell fiercely.
Zuo Yi, who was standing aside, couldn't help but shiver. He had already heard the crackling sound of the thunder and lightning technique.
It must be the fat Sanhua that was burnt.
Unexpectedly, after the spell, Fat Sanhua was still standing there. Lightning swept across his body, blasting off all his hair, even the tip of his tail. He now looked like an oversized dandelion, if you ignored his overly ferocious expression.
Fat Sanhua was angry. It was bad enough that these two people didn't cook for him, but they also kept nagging him. I don't know what they were trying to do.
Fat Sanhua rushed directly into Youer, knocking him to the ground, and pressed on him, making him unable to get up.
“You...!” Before You Er could finish his words, Fat Sanhua jumped directly on him.
You Er felt a tightness in his chest and it seemed as if all his bones were broken.
“Cook for me quickly, cook for me quickly, cook for me quickly!” Fat Sanhua stomped on Right Two madly, and Left One covered his mouth directly when watching from the side.
Second from the right...are you still alive?
Zuo Yi mourned for You Er in his heart for thirty seconds. He now finally understood why spirit beasts are spirit beasts and why they are so precious.
This is indeed not a powerful species that they can covet.
Since You Er has been targeted by the spirit beast, he is doomed to not escape. He will live with You Er's share, and until the day he dies, he will always remember You Er, his good brother.
Zuo Yi completed these complex psychological activities in his mind, turned around and started to run. However, before he ran one meter, he felt as if his back was hit by a mountain. His internal organs became extremely heavy and almost broke through his chest and rushed out.
Fat Sanhua arrived late, but he quickly pressed on Zuo Yi.
Fat Sanhua is not at the full level yet. These two guys are really troublesome. He has made such a big sacrifice for them, but now he just wants to have a meal and these two guys are going to abandon him.
He put these two heartless guys together.
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"Meow!" Hurry up!
Fat Sanhua was watching from behind. The left one and the right two looked at each other, and then they glanced at Fat Sanhua furtively. Finally, they obediently plucked the feathers of the newly caught chicken.
"Meow meow meow!" Here! Here!
Fat Sanhua checked the chicken that the two men were plucking, and noticed with his sharp eyes that there were still some feathers on the chicken that had not been plucked cleanly. He pointed them out angrily with his claws.
"Where? It's been pulled out very cleanly." The second person on the right complained.
Fat Sanhua showed a pointed nail.
You Er, who had been complaining just now, immediately shut up and quietly took a step back.
It seems like he didn't say anything particularly excessive, so is it necessary for Fatty Sanhua to do that?
No way, no way, is Fatty Sanhua going to kill him directly?
Just when You Er was worried, Fat Sanhua's sharp nail did not fall on him, but on the chicken.
"Meow meow meow." Look, this is the place, there is a chicken feather on it.
Fat Sanhua pointed it out accurately with his fingernails.
Second from right: “…………”
The second person on the right obediently picked off the chicken feather.
Fat Sanhua supervised them plucking the chicken feathers for a long time, and finally no dirt could be seen.
What to do next?
Zuo Yi and You Er looked at Fat Sanhua anxiously. They were now in the wilderness, with no village in front and no shop behind.
You can’t buy anything, and of course you can’t buy seasonings. If you can’t buy seasonings, the roast chicken will not taste good no matter how you cook it.
Fat Sanhua touched his chin and took out a lot of seasonings from the mustard seed space.
Zuo Yi and You Er widened their eyes, of course they knew about the mustard seed space, but now even monsters can create a mustard seed space?
What kind of monster is Fat Sanhua? How could he do this?
If they had any thoughts of resisting or escaping before, at this moment they had no thoughts at all and could only obediently do as Fat Sanhua asked.
Although Fat Sanhua has never cooked, he has watched others cook.
Even if you haven’t eaten pork, have you seen a pig run?
He pushed out several kinds of seasonings, and one or two people spread the seasonings evenly on them, then lit a fire and started roasting the chicken over the fire.
"Meow meow meow!" Spin, spin!
When Fat Sanhua smelled the aroma of the seasoning, he finally felt a little better.
He had already begun to regret. What was he thinking to abandon such a comfortable and leisurely life and run away with these two guys, not even having enough food to eat after running away?
It’s so tragic. So tragic.
The left one and the right two did not dare to slack off at all. They worked hard to turn the roast chicken and at the same time observed Fatty Sanhua's expression.
The two brothers breathed a sigh of relief at the same time. At least now it seemed that Fatty Sanhua was quite satisfied. Their crisis was finally temporarily resolved.
Under the excellent guidance of Fat Sanhua, a chicken was finally roasted.
"Meow meow meow~" The taste is just average, but luckily I was there to guide you, so I was able to make something edible on the first try. I hope you can learn and improve on your own in the future so that I can be impressed by you.
Fat Sanhua was putting chicken into his mouth while talking babble.
I saw the display screen above his head quickly flashing line after line of words, and he couldn't see the left and right ones clearly at all.
It shouldn't be anything important.
Fat Sanhua was full and wiped his mouth comfortably.
"Meow~" It's getting late now, you guys try to build a house, I'm going to sleep.
Fat Sanhua sat under a tree and glanced at the sun hanging in the sky. It should be at least three or four o'clock in the afternoon.
We have to prepare quickly now, otherwise it will be too late when the sun sets in a few hours.
"Well... Immortal, the thing is, we think it's really late, and we can still send you back now before dark."
"I think we've been out for quite a long time, so why don't we take you back now?" Zuo Yi smiled at Fat Sanhua in a flattering manner.
Fat Sanhua was very dissatisfied. It had only been a short time since he came out. Why did he have to go back so soon? He hadn’t had enough fun yet.
"Meow meow meow." I don't want to go back.
"No, why, why?"
"My Immortal, you don't know how many people yearn for Jitianmen and are trying their best to get in."
"The scenery there is beautiful, isn't it more comfortable than running around everywhere? We will definitely take you back in our arms and will never let you worry." You Er wanted to swear an oath to ensure the truthfulness of his words.
"Meow meow meow meow~" Didn't you bring me out here? Didn't you want to take me out to play? Why are you sending me back so soon? I don't want to. I want to play outside for a while longer.
Fat Sanhua was very unhappy. These two guys had stolen him out before, and now they probably felt annoyed with him and were about to throw him away.
There is no such good thing in the world.
Now that we have brought him out, we should take full responsibility.
The one on the left and the one on the right both show constipated expressions.
They have been reflecting on this matter for a long time.
They were also thinking about what had blinded their eyes at that time that made them bring Fat Sanhua from Jitianmen here!
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