The First Sword Upon Landing, First Stab At The One I Love

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Bitao was the most notorious character in the entire Immortal Capital. Her sole focus was the Immortal Emperor&...

Chapter 135 Bitao is doomed. What exactly did you do to her? ...

Chapter 135 Bitao is doomed. What exactly did you do to her? ...

Dongjun did not leave immediately, but said again, "You cannot go back on your word."

"Otherwise, I would send her back the way I rescued her."

He stared into Bitao's eyes and said, "I once personally skinned a dragon and extracted its bones to forge a claw just like this."

Dongjun then revealed the hook from his sleeve and waved it in front of Bitao, saying, "A magic weapon made of dragon bone is many times more useful than this."

Although Dongjun did not say, "I can save her or I can kill her."

But he enthusiastically told Bitao about some of the dragons' weaknesses.

"Dragons are lustful by nature, partly because their blood contains earth fire, which they need to exchange and release with other elements of the five elements."

"Therefore, dragons are indiscriminate in their appetites, and they will pounce on anyone they see."

“I have castrated several dragons in an attempt to curb their evil desires at their source.”

Dongjun lamented, "What a pity. The dragons, unable to release their earth fire, will soon be consumed by internal fire and perish from their burning souls."

“There are many, many more ways… like pulling off the reverse scale and putting it back upside down…”

"Oh, by the way, you probably don't know, but dragons, like snakes, have a seven-inch mark. If a piece of bone is removed from above that mark, they will be paralyzed. Not only can they not fly, they can't even crawl."

Dongjun looked at Bitao with a smug smile and said, "These dragons seem to be all-powerful, able to summon wind and rain and inherit the fortune of heaven and earth. In reality, they are as fragile as insects that can be seen everywhere on the trees by the street. With a light pinch, they will die on their own without any force."

This is a blatant threat.

Dongjun knew, of course, that with Bitao's cunning nature, if she agreed to something, she would definitely turn around and renege on it.

However, in this world, whether one is a celestial being or a mortal, as long as there are people and things one cares about, there is a way to manage them.

Bitao looked serious, her beautiful brows furrowed slightly, clearly threatened by Dongjun.

She spoke, promising Dongjun, "I will definitely do what I promised you."

"But I have a condition."

"you say."

"You not only have to bring Zhan Kui back, but also his lover."

"Why save that good-for-nothing?" Dongjun frowned, looking at Bitao with some disapproval. "If you really consider Zhan Kui a close friend, you should advise her not to let lust ruin her life."

"The difference between Zhu Jiuyin's young dragon and her mature dragon is like heaven and earth. If she can restrain her infatuation with love, there might still be a one or two chance that she can transform into a dragon."

Dongjun entered the Silver River Net and carefully studied everything about Bitao's past competitions, but Dongjun obviously did not know that Guanghan was the successor of the Southern Dipper Star Lord.

Perhaps Dongjun never expected that the successor of this generation of Nandou Xingjun would be a gigolo who survives by relying on women.

Bitao deliberately asked, "But didn't you just tell me that dragons are inherently lustful because their earth fire is so strong that it needs to be released constantly?"

Dongjun: "..." He did indeed conduct experiments to curb the desires of the dragon race.

However, dragons need to abstain from sex for two or three hundred years before they die of depression.

He couldn't refute his own threat to Bitao, so he could only grit his teeth and nod: "Fine, then bring them both back together."

Bitao added, "We brought them both back safely. Not half-dead and missing limbs."

Dongjun chuckled: "As long as you keep your promise, I guarantee that both of them will be completely unharmed."

"Now that we've reached a deal, let's not delay, I'll go right away..."

"Wait a moment."

Bitao took out a spirit boat from her sleeve.

He said, "Here, take this..."

She abruptly stepped forward and shoved the spirit boat directly into Dongjun's arms.

Dongjun's eyes widened in surprise as Bitao suddenly approached, and he took two steps back.

He shouted, "What are you doing? Get away from me!"

"This is a spirit boat for your journey."

"I don't need this kind of thing at all!"

As Dongjun spoke, he took out the spirit boat and threw it on the ground like it was some dirty thing.

He glared at Bitao fiercely, then turned and left.

But Bitao suddenly said from behind him, "Dongjun, the reward has been given to you. Our deal has been reached. You must bring the two of them back safely."

Dongjun paused, then flew away without a word.

Bitao turned around and knocked on Mingguang's door.

The door opened as soon as I raised my hand.

Mingguang stood inside the room.

Without saying a word, Bitao raised her hand and began to turn the peach blossom hairpin on her head.

After spinning around three times, Mingguang reached out and pulled Bitao into the pitch-black room, pinning her against the door.

Then he embraced her and leaned down, his manner not like a kiss at all, but as if he wanted to devour Bitao alive.

In that position, with his nose touching Bitao's, Mingguang asked her, "Do you want to break up with me?"

Bitao was panting heavily, her legs trembling.

It's not fear, it's just that I'm overwhelmed with emotion.

She wrapped her arms around Mingguang's waist and said in a complaining tone, "Your brother forced me to do this. Didn't you hear everything?"

“If I don’t agree to his request, he won’t go to save Zhan Kui and Guang Han.”

“Mingguang, you know that Zhankui and I have been friends for many years and have a deep sisterly bond. How can I abandon him?”

"Moreover, Guanghan is also your subordinate and is skilled in divination, which is perfect for helping us choose the route when we head to the Nine Heavens Palace."

Bitao touched Mingguang's face and kissed him, saying, "Don't misunderstand. Once he rescues Zhankui, I'll tell him you don't agree to break up with me. What can he do to you then?"

Bitao clung to Mingguang's neck, swaying back and forth as if being coquettish, her eyes fixed on him.

Mingguang hesitated for a moment, then kissed him again.

The two naturally rolled to the edge of the bed. The last thing Bitao said before Yin Hangu stopped spinning was, "He loves you so much, even if you argue with him or hit him, he won't fight back..."

"Aren't you afraid that your brother will find out you forced Bitao and fight you?"

As Shangyuan Shenzhen and Dongjun left the city together, they sighed, "The most difficult thing to do in this world is to separate those who are in love."

"Even the most ordinary, despicable, and pitiful people, if they encounter obstacles when they love each other, will generate an extremely powerful and magical force that can defy heaven and earth."

"By using this method, you're only locking the two of you up tightly."

Without uttering a sound, Dongjun went thirty miles outside the city and, in a mountain forest, completely released the seal that had been sealing his body's power.

The heatwave was like a raging fire, scorching the surrounding trees and wild grass until they drooped and withered.

He twisted his shoulders and neck, his golden eyes shining brightly in the darkness.

Dongjun turned his head and looked at his master for a moment.

Then he said, "Who said I wanted to break them up?"

"It's just giving them a final chance to say goodbye, which is my way of showing mercy."

After Dongjun finished speaking, he flew straight towards the immortal's encampment where Zhan Kui was located.

He transformed into a golden gust of night wind, moving with lightning speed, too fast for the naked eye to catch.

He really didn't need that spirit boat.

Moreover, in just a few breaths, he traversed a distance that would take a spirit boat three to five days to travel, and arrived at the water dungeon where Zhan Kui was imprisoned.

Aren't you going to rescue them?

Shangyuan Shenzhen and Dongjun concealed themselves and looked at the two people hanging together in the water prison, their faces pale and on the verge of death.

Dongjun replied, "No rush. Didn't I tell Bitao that it will take some time for them to get here?"

"Besides, I only agreed to take them both back alive, with their heads and tails intact."

Whatever suffering they endured during this time was their destiny.

What does this have to do with him?

He is a true lord who vanquishes demons and monsters, not a celestial lord who saves people from suffering.

Dongjun squatted against a wall, his long legs stretched out far, one elbow resting on his knee, supporting his face, watching the pair of "fallen lovers" with a leisurely air.

He sighed, "Tsk tsk tsk, how pitiful."

"But the most pitiful one is not them, but Bitao."

"Master, just you wait and see."

"Bitao is doomed."

“She dared to play tricks on the Golden Crow Clan. No matter what kind of genius she is, I will make her pay the price.”

Shangyuan Shenzhen raised an eyebrow: "Oh? My good disciple, have you come up with some earth-shattering, awe-inspiring plan?"

Dongjun laughed, though he hadn't intended to speak.

But when facing his beloved master, he was always like a child, readily sharing all his troubles and joys.

He said, "Master, when I return to Shangqing Realm to be punished, you must save me."

“Hehe,” Dongjun said, “Bitao is doomed this time. As long as I take these two people back to her, she won’t be able to compete anymore!”

“I’ve already calculated it. After she loses the competition, her rank as a Celestial Immortal will be reduced to that of a True Immortal. If she gets emotionally agitated, her Celestial Essence might crack and she might vomit blood, causing her to drop to the rank of a Divine Immortal.”

"Why?" Shangyuan Shenzhen really didn't know what Dongjun had secretly done this time.

This feeling was quite novel, reminding Shangyuan Shenzhen of when Dongjun had just arrived in Shangqing Realm.

At that time, Dongjun was cunning and treacherous, and even if he did something bad, no one could catch him red-handed.

Often, even without their innate skills, the Supreme Gods cannot see through their disciples' thoughts.

But later his apprentice... refused to use his brain anymore.

He acts recklessly, relying on the powerful strength of the Golden Crow clan and his innate bloodline to suppress evil spirits. He always deals with whatever comes his way by using the tactic of "overpowering all techniques with sheer force".

If that doesn't work, then "blood splattered on the heavens," using one's own blood as lava to "burn" the demon to death.

Because its heart's blood has been drained too many times, two "heaven and earth feathers" on the tips of the Golden Crow's original wings have never fully grown.

Even if you eat rare and precious herbs like candy in Shangqing Realm, you still can't stimulate their production.

Unexpectedly, after hundreds of years, upon arriving in this world, Dongjun, who was used to brute force, was forced to use his brain again by that Bitao.

Shangyuan Shenzhen still didn't use his innate skills to see what Dongjun was thinking, and just said with a smile, "Stop beating around the bush, just say it."

"What exactly did you do to her? How could you make her unable to compete?"

"I didn't do anything to her," Dongjun said with a smile that crinkled his eyes. "Before descending to the mortal realm, I simply took a position with my mother..."

"Dongjun is probably the immortal accompanying this competition."

Bitao said to Mingguang, "If he does things for me, I'll be judged as cheating in the competition." Hmm.