The First Sword Upon Landing, First Stab At The One I Love

The First Sword Upon Landing, First Stab At The One I Love
Alternative Title: 上岸第一劍,先捅意中人
Author:  三日成晶
Status: Completed
Chapters: 222 chapters
Added: 2 days ago
Updated: 2 days ago

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The synopsis: 【Main text completed! All extra chapters are bonus chapters!】

Bitao was the most notorious character in the entire Immortal Capital. Her sole focus was the Immortal Emperor's youngest son, naively dreaming of a swan eating the flesh of a dragon. She never touched him, yet she was imprisoned in the immortal jail over three hundred times.

So, upon her release once again, Bitao finally cornered Mingguang Heavenly Immortal and directly asked: "What exactly will it take for you to be with me?"

Mingguang Heavenly Immortal merely wanted to extricate himself and casually replied: "...When you become a Profound Immortal."

There are hundreds of thousands of divine positions in the Immortal Capital, with fewer than a hundred Profound Immortals among them. For her, a mere wild immortal spirit condensed from the Bitao Immortal Tree, aspiring to reach the Profound Immortal rank was a pipe dream.

Bitao pondered for a moment: "...Alright."

Coincidentally, the second-generation immortals had uneven aptitudes and precarious immortal statuses. The Heavenly and Underworld Realms jointly organized an Immortal Selection Competition to select important public officials for both realms, to aid in the smooth operation of the myriad realms.

Bitao registered amidst the mockery of the entire Immortal Capital and headed to the Star Realm to participate in the Immortal Selection Competition. However, because her immortal essence was so pitifully low, when she was led into the first lower-realm competition arena—she lost her memory due to the unbearable transmission shock.

The second-generation immortals, who still retained their memories, watched as she thrived in the lower realm, employing all sorts of tricks. Not only did she take a divergent path and charge ahead, but in order to win, she also impaled Mingguang Heavenly Immortal, who was competing with her for first place, with her sword...

Synopsis written on 2023.4.10, screenshots have been taken.

Reading Guide:

An amnesiac love-brained protagonist goes on a killing spree!!!

The background involves research + fiction + a completely fictional world.

This is an ensemble story, essentially about a group of darlings honing themselves into gods (Heavenly Realm civil service exams). Love, family, and friendship are all present.

Immortal realm ranks from high to low (from "Yunjí Qīqiān`Daoist Three Caves Sects Records` `Tai Zhen Ke`"): High Immortal, Supreme Immortal, Grand Immortal, Profound Immortal, Heavenly Immortal, True Immortal, Divine Immortal, Spirit Immortal, Ultimate Immortal.

Content Tags: Rising to prominence, time travel, satisfying revenge, leveling up, overcoming obstacles, lighthearted.

Bitao, Mingguang, and many others!

One-sentence synopsis: The first sword upon landing, first stab at the one I love.

Concept: A smile meets the Penglai Road, worldly affections are like dust.

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Chapters


Chapter 1: Several prominent celestial beings were caught red-handed swimming naked in a group. ... (2 days ago)
Chapter 2: What's the difference between throwing a flirty glance and pouring rice into a rat hole...? (2 days ago)
Chapter 3 How could that be! It wasn't his first time there! ... (2 days ago)
Chapter 4 is about her! But she's good-looking! (2 days ago)
Chapter 5 Waiting for you to become a Mystic Immortal, oh my, the Immortal Capital has hundreds of thousands of Immortal Positions... (2 days ago)
Chapter 6: A Hundred Years in a Glance - I've Come to Take Your Dog's Life! (2 days ago)
Chapter 7: Three conditions. She's the one with plenty of strength and resources… (2 days ago)
Chapter 8: Even altering the sleeves doesn't work; should we cut them off...? (2 days ago)
Chapter 9 Hello Little Red, Goodbye Little Red! (2 days ago)
Chapter 10 Thunderous Companionship "Bitao! Look at the Silver River Net!"... (2 days ago)
Chapter 11 Competition Rules In the blink of an eye, the Immortal Selection Competition began... (2 days ago)
Chapter 12 Ice Mirror Immortal: "Shouldn't rivals be especially hostile when they meet...?" (2 days ago)
Chapter 13 "Peach Blossom!" It's the perfect time to be reborn as a human! ... (2 days ago)
Chapter 14 The Heavenly Soul is Damaged The Ghost King is "Father". (2 days ago)
Chapter 15 Sigh! Sigh! Sigh! She's still a complete... (2 days ago)
Chapter 16: A single dot of vermilion-like crimson caused the faces of all the immortals to suddenly change... (2 days ago)
Chapter 17: Selling herself, she said she was a prodigy sent from heaven! ... (2 days ago)
Chapter 18 Handover and "Inspection" "Hey! Guys, I'm here!..." (2 days ago)
Chapter 19 She came to the right place. A man, barely clothed—... (2 days ago)
Chapter 20: He doesn't remember, he doesn't know. He's even unafraid of death now… (2 days ago)
Chapter 21 She? Likes? Who? Oh, my darling, you finally… (2 days ago)
Chapter 22 This melon is perfectly ripe. "Call me by my name!"... (2 days ago)
Chapter 23 "Itch" In a moment of extreme crisis, Bitao had a flash of inspiration! ... (2 days ago)
Chapter 24 "Epilepsy" Yin Han Gu exploded. (2 days ago)
Chapter 25 "Total Destruction" - He's almost dead! (2 days ago)
Chapter 26 Peach Branch Figurines and Thunder Pattern Spells Dissipate (2 days ago)
Chapter 27 Little Peach Branch, do you want to drink peach juice? (2 days ago)
Chapter 28 The Debt Collector! Where's my seal? (2 days ago)
Chapter 29 Here, I'll compensate you first! "Goodbye!"... (2 days ago)
Chapter 30 "To Be an Immortal": To establish a moral compass for Heaven and Earth, and a destiny for the people. ... (2 days ago)
Chapter 31 Brothers, We Only Do Good Deeds (2 days ago)
Chapter 32 Meeting "Prince Rong'an" Bitao's expression was one of utter misery... (2 days ago)
Chapter 33 "Starting My Taste of Food" Help me keep an eye on someone. (2 days ago)
Chapter 34 Building a Shrine to the Living: Seeing the words is like meeting in person; opening the letter brings a smile to one's face. (2 days ago)
Chapter 35 Three years have passed, I am on my way, and will arrive soon. (2 days ago)
Chapter 36 A Surge in Faith Power – It's been a long time since we've seen the Celestial Immortal Mingguang. ... (2 days ago)
Chapter 37 A sword piercing the heart... just because of this. (2 days ago)
Chapter 38 Returning to Heaven and Beating Up Binglun (2 days ago)
Chapter 39 The Dharma Form Has Been Achieved, the Koi Carp Returns to Heaven (2 days ago)
Chapter 40 He's Back. Zhu Ming Was Framed. (2 days ago)
Chapter 41: The only way to build something new is to break down the old. (2 days ago)
Chapter 42 Public Judgment: Your dress today is really beautiful. ... (2 days ago)
Chapter 43 Xuanjia Returns to Heaven, Xuanwu Incarnates as a God (2 days ago)
Chapter 44 You have utterly disregarded all human ethics! Our relationship has always been based on love… (2 days ago)
Chapter 45 The Palace of All Living Beings, Emerald Tai Chi (2 days ago)
Chapter 46 Second Round Competition Rules She was tightly embraced from behind! ... (2 days ago)
Chapter 47 "Absolutely None!" The second round of the competition begins! ... (2 days ago)
Chapter 48: Lovers End Up as Siblings – Is This a Love Triangle or a Love Quadrangle...? (2 days ago)
Chapter 49 They all need a truly exhilarating experience of "wanting but not getting..." (2 days ago)
Chapter 50 Like a lamb entering a tiger's den, but using this as an excuse to get him drunk was also true. ... (2 days ago)

Chapter 51 Mingguang finished. "I like it, isn't that enough?"... (2 days ago)
Chapter 52 He actually cried during the high fever. (2 days ago)
Chapter 53 Boiling Frog in Slow Water: The First Young Lady (2 days ago)
Chapter 54 The Big Bird Leaning Against Her – She's Already Got It (2 days ago)
Chapter 55 The Ice Mirror of the Heart-Questioning Pavilion, Zhan Kui (2 days ago)
Chapter 56 Holding Hands, Bitao was practically being worn down by him. ... (2 days ago)
Chapter 57 "The Fox Spirit" - A Relative Climbing into Bed with a Seductive Ghost (2 days ago)
Chapter 58 The Soul-Scattering Talisman, having just gained access to human emotions and love, already suffers the pain of love... (2 days ago)
Chapter 59 The kiss felt like something soft and wet touched my cheek... (2 days ago)
Chapter 60 Peach Blossom Slays Evil - Array Activated! (2 days ago)
Chapter 61 Falling into a Dream: The Body of a Child (2 days ago)
Chapter 62 Breaking Through the Realm: Silly boy, you're kind-hearted; consider yourself lucky. ... (2 days ago)
Chapter 63 The Yin-Yang Union: Little Beauty, Where Are You Going? ... (2 days ago)
Chapter 64 The Golden Crow who caught her on the spot is really easy to coax. (2 days ago)
Chapter 65 But those who stand in my way shall die! With the death of the immortal, all ceases… (2 days ago)
Chapter 66 Feeding the Ghost with Her Body She opened her arms with her crippled, demonic form... (2 days ago)
Chapter 67 The Evil Demon is Subdued, Silently uttering two words—"Grandma." ... (2 days ago)
Chapter 68 Two Fathers, I can't wait to marry you. ... (2 days ago)
Chapter 69 I love you. Could I... move in together first? ... (2 days ago)
Chapter 70 "Giving" Wedding Vows (2 days ago)
Chapter 71 No... Junior Sister, you're amazing! (2 days ago)
Chapter 72 Clingy: You Don't Care About Our Fifteenth Child at All... (2 days ago)
Chapter 73 *Suckling* I kissed a shooting star. (2 days ago)
Chapter 74 The Ancestor of the Mysterious Sect in the Netherworld. (2 days ago)
Chapter 75 Let him watch! Let him see for himself... (2 days ago)
Chapter 76 Talking to Father Next spring, your senior brother will give it to you again… (2 days ago)
Chapter 77 This is too much of a coincidence. I don't think the meteor is that mysterious... (2 days ago)
Chapter 78 "Hound" Hunting: What Kind of Dog Am I Best Fit to Be? ... (2 days ago)
Chapter 79 Oh no, it looks like a double suicide. (2 days ago)
Chapter 80 The Ice Wheel Celestial Immortal is so pitiful, he's finished... (2 days ago)
Chapter 81 It's over. The lightning-patterned seal that Mingguang used to seal the past has broken. ... (2 days ago)
Chapter 82 I'm so angry I could vomit blood, I'm just that bad to begin with. (2 days ago)
Chapter 83 Little Peach Branch, Entering the Tiger's Den, Are You Afraid I'll Kill You? Hmm? ... (2 days ago)
Chapter 84 What exactly do you want? He stuffed Bitao's mouth shut... (2 days ago)
Chapter 85 Yun Chuan regains his memories and dies, but it's just the beginning of their next encounter... (2 days ago)
Chapter 86 Kang Ping'an: Immortals and Ghosts, Different Paths. (2 days ago)
Chapter 87 Sweetness She deliberately didn't go back. (2 days ago)
Chapter 88 "Tao Tao" Alliance. (2 days ago)
Chapter 89 I didn't say I wouldn't get married! I said I didn't want to. ... (2 days ago)
Chapter 90 I'm going to walk the bird, Peach, come quick, it's Wei Dan... (2 days ago)
Chapter 91 Upon seeing her father, she vowed to single-handedly challenge the Xuanmen Patriarch... (2 days ago)
Chapter 92 is ruined. "We? Do you mean you and Wei Danxin?!"... (2 days ago)
Chapter 93 The "Turtle" is in the Trap; Those Who Want to Marry the Fairy of Peach Blossoms Can Find a Way Out... (2 days ago)
Chapter 94 The Heart-Protecting Bone of the Xuanmen Ancestor. (2 days ago)
Chapter 95 The divine form manifests that he is "Wei Danxin," but he also... (2 days ago)
Chapter 96 But you gave up! Did he do something wrong?! ... (2 days ago)
Chapter 97 In the competition, there is no second place. Peach, please, stop… (2 days ago)
Chapter 98 The Bridge of Reincarnation Continues! As long as even a fraction of sincerity remains, what is there to worry about... (2 days ago)
Chapter 99 In the vast palace, only she remained as an ordinary second master… (2 days ago)
Chapter 100: Good Causes, Good Effects shattered his heart meridians, turning him into a mortal. ... (2 days ago)

Chapter 101 "Old Monk" - Golden Wheel Living Buddha (2 days ago)
Chapter 102 The Soul Shaper knelt obediently in the snow for an entire night. ... (2 days ago)
Chapter 103: Mingguang's Departure Was All a Scheme, Without a Trace of Emotion. (2 days ago)
Chapter 104 Returning to Heaven, Proving One's Position, Seizing the Crown, Guanghan Yunchuan, Bitao Returns to Heaven (2 days ago)
Chapter 105 is about the Mystic Immortal Rank! The second round of the competition is over!!!... (2 days ago)
Chapter 106 I can prove "You bastard!"... (2 days ago)
Chapter 107 The Great Battle of the Immortals turned them into each other's puppets. ... (2 days ago)
Chapter 108: They've come looking for her? What am I going to do...? I don't want to live anymore. ... (2 days ago)
Chapter 109 Honey-filled! I don't believe anything. (2 days ago)
Chapter 110 Recruitment by Various Departments "Your dress is beautiful today."... (2 days ago)
Chapter 111 Punishing the Sinful Immortals, and He, the True Ruler. (2 days ago)
Chapter 112 "Favoritism" Then let's each rely on our own abilities! ... (2 days ago)
Chapter 113 Night Tour of Fengdu, Run! It's a pervert! (2 days ago)
Chapter 114 The Wandering Daoist Mingguang Buer Daoist Enters Reincarnation. (2 days ago)
Chapter 115 "Drunken Together" "I know, you love me."... (2 days ago)
Chapter 116 Teleportation Initiated! He used the tip of his shoe to hook Bitao's chin. ... (2 days ago)
Chapter 117 Fake Mingguang "Do you like...this face of mine?"... (2 days ago)
Chapter 118 – Dongjun. Bitao felt a tingling sensation at the back of her head. ... (2 days ago)
Chapter 119 Counterattack: Pretending Not to Know. (2 days ago)
Chapter 120 Intimidation and Subjugation Had he seen her before? ... (2 days ago)
Chapter 121 What's your name? And you kicked his butt! ... (2 days ago)
Chapter 122 The Ascension Ceremony "Watch". (2 days ago)
Chapter 123 A face in Luofan City that looks exactly like Dongjun! ... (2 days ago)
Chapter 124 What kind of monster is this? What a self-deluded fool! ... (2 days ago)
Chapter 125 The Five Yin Blazes Down a Sun (2 days ago)
Chapter 126 Kill! Kill! Kill! Little Peach Branch, don't be afraid. (2 days ago)
Chapter 127 Antidote: Did you drug me? (2 days ago)
Chapter 128 I am your little peach branch brother, Mingguang! Come out! ... (2 days ago)
Chapter 129 Creating the Immortal Throne: She was my destined one! ... (2 days ago)
Chapter 130 Embracing "He's talking nonsense!" (2 days ago)
Chapter 131 proves Little Sugar Cake, eat Sugar Cake. (2 days ago)
Chapter 132 Cipher: What are you yelling about when you have nothing better to do? (2 days ago)
Chapter 133 Dong Jun is confident this time, having made a fortune without any investment. (2 days ago)
Chapter 134 You Go Save People, I Promise to Go, and I'll Break Up with Mingguang. (2 days ago)
Chapter 135 Bitao is doomed. What exactly did you do to her? ... (2 days ago)
Chapter 136 You're trying to exploit a loophole again? How could you possibly use the luck of the Koi Fairy...? (2 days ago)
Chapter 137 The Power of Little Sweet Beans: Mingguang, don't you dare to coax Dongjun to death! ... (2 days ago)
Chapter 138 What are you laughing at? What exactly did you offer my brother...? (2 days ago)
Chapter 139 Why? You've fallen deeply in love with Guanghan. (2 days ago)
Chapter 140 The Cold Shoulder Plan Was Arrived Riding on His Own Brother. (2 days ago)
Chapter 141 A Dream Come True What are you talking about? What happened to my brother?! ... (2 days ago)
Chapter 142. Tangdou Dongjun rushed back to the ship like a madman. ... (2 days ago)
Chapter 143 Little Peach Branch, you've gone mad! The rest of you, form ranks with me! ... (2 days ago)
Chapter 144 Give me—Kill! Justice is clear, the cause is justified, no… (2 days ago)
Chapter 145 His brother is pitifully small; what kind of woman did he offend...? (2 days ago)
Chapter 146 Without Ascension, Where is the Bright Light Any Life? (2 days ago)
Chapter 147 She miscalculated again: Do you also want to use your looks to please her? (2 days ago)
Chapter 148 Don't even think about it! "My good husband... I was wrong..." (2 days ago)
Chapter 149 Cleaning up the mess and going shopping together. (2 days ago)
Chapter 150 Waaaaah, he's going to kidnap your waiter! (2 days ago)

Chapter 151 Solving the Rebellion Yes, yes, yes, that's how you deal with him! (2 days ago)
Did I hit the nail on the head in Chapter 152? You admit it! ... (2 days ago)
Chapter 153 Because of Loneliness, Childhood Sweethearts, Innocent and Pure (2 days ago)
Chapter 154 My Love is Only For You (2 days ago)
Chapter 155 Over four thousand years, everything seems to have been edged with gold... (2 days ago)
Chapter 156 The furnace cauldron exclaimed in astonishment, "Ice Mirror?!"... (2 days ago)
Chapter 157 The Abandoned Immortal Arena is both an ascension competition and a survival battle. ... (2 days ago)
Chapter 158 The grand scheme has only just begun. (2 days ago)
Chapter 159 I Have Something to Say to You While Scrubbing Your Back! (2 days ago)
Chapter 160 What Cannot Be Said, What Dares Not Be Said (2 days ago)
Chapter 161 Saving people turns out to be killing. (2 days ago)
Chapter 162 I won't die. Cut out his immortal veins for me. ... (2 days ago)
Chapter 163 Threatens me to fly during the ascension ceremony in two days... (2 days ago)
Chapter 164 "Ha!" The hearts of all beings are not a single heart. ... (2 days ago)
Chapter 165 Their hearts are separated; he will be extremely, extremely... (2 days ago)
Chapter 166 Help! How did Dongjun wake up so quickly...? (2 days ago)
Chapter 167 If a mortal blocks my way, I'll make your brother dance in public. ... (2 days ago)
Chapter 168: Summoning the Ghost Official Instantly, Everything Became Clear. (2 days ago)
Chapter 169 Unstoppable Force, Retribution Awaits! (2 days ago)
Chapter 170 Tian Di Yu Xiao Tao Zhi was truly his brother's destined one. ... (2 days ago)
Chapter 171 What did you say?! — This piece of trash has finally arrived! ... (2 days ago)
Chapter 172 The Might of Heaven. It was a hairpin. (2 days ago)
Chapter 173 The Laws of Heaven and Earth Xu Xingshen can manipulate the laws of heaven and earth! ... (2 days ago)
Chapter 174 Soaring to the Heavens in the Bright Sun, Eastern Lord, I need you to go now! Stop… (2 days ago)
Chapter 175 Five Elements Calamity Transformation Formation: I caught you! Sister! (2 days ago)
Chapter 176 He truly ascended! If you dare to die, I will never again... (2 days ago)
Chapter 177 Immortals Gather, Exhausted and Fading Away (2 days ago)
Chapter 178 The will is set! One lamp, two lamps, three lamps... six lamps... (2 days ago)
Chapter 179 Zhan Kui's Ascension: You are devoted to the common people, so I will seek justice on behalf of Heaven... (2 days ago)
Chapter 180 Medical Department - The Debate on Life and Death: First Debate Won, Corpse Dog Achieves Perfect Harmony. ... (2 days ago)
Chapter 181, Battle Section: The Debate on Cause and Effect - Second Debate Won, Non-Poisonous Harmony. ... (2 days ago)
Chapter 182 The Debate on the Underworld and Reincarnation That was… an egg? (2 days ago)
Chapter 183 Landscape and the Debate on Desire Something's not right. (2 days ago)
Chapter 184 Landscape and Desire: Jing Haiwang was killed. ... (2 days ago)
Chapter 185 Ministry of War: The Debate on Slaughter and Brutality Congratulations to Immortal Bitao on the arrival of her new dog... (2 days ago)
Chapter 186 Thunder Department - The Debate Among All Beings: You Win the First Debate. (2 days ago)
Chapter 187 Ascending to the Rank of Taixian: A Donkey and a Dog. (2 days ago)
Chapter 188 New Heavenly Rules: To Become an Immortal, First Be a Human. (2 days ago)
Chapter 189 A tacit understanding is no substitute for… she should just rebel! (2 days ago)
Chapter 190 Taking the Initiative—Is it to lure out the Rebellious Immortal? ... (2 days ago)
Chapter 191 The Chaotic Battle of Immortals: It wasn't just one person who came, but a whole group of people... (2 days ago)
Chapter 192 Simply a Fairy! Amidst the storm and gloom, her face was radiant with peach blossoms... (2 days ago)
Chapter 193 The Goddess's Wrath This...is this the Heavenly Realm?! (2 days ago)
Chapter 194 I Want to Enter the Sundial—No, it's a Group of People Ascending… (2 days ago)
Chapter 195 Immortals Ascend, Even the Seven Stars of the Big Dipper Have Arrived. ... (2 days ago)
Chapter 196 Greetings to the Goddess Houtu! The old turtle spirit... he finally couldn't hold back any longer... (2 days ago)
Chapter 197 Framing the True Form of the Eastern Azure Emperor! ... (2 days ago)
Chapter 198 To Chun-jun: Ah, it's all about timing and fate... (2 days ago)
Chapter 199 Immortals Ashore: From Death to Life (2 days ago)
Chapter 200 Origin: Mingguang was never a child no one loved. ... (2 days ago)