Chapter 2: What's the difference between throwing a flirty glance and pouring rice into a rat hole...?

As soon as the Celestial Immortal Mingguang spoke, the True Immortal Binglun immediately fell silent.

The other immortals standing next to Mingguang Tianxian also paused in their breathing.

The celestial being of the Bright Light can discern the obvious and obscure the obvious; his innate ability is to punish evil and judge crimes; his words carry the weight of a thousand pounds, and his judgment is final.

Everyone else felt breathless after hearing just one sentence from him, and it was even more devastating for a little fairy like Bitao.

While she was still intoxicated, she quickly put her hands behind her back and formed a spirit-shifting array to move the oppressive force underground, which at least prevented her from spitting out a mouthful of blood on the spot.

However, this oppression soon disappeared.

Mingguang Tianxian never intentionally uses her spiritual power to oppress people.

All the celestial beings said that the Celestial Immortal Mingguang was as tall as a mountain and moved like thunder, but had the heart of grass and trees and cherished the weak and frail.

They never blamed the celestial servants or fairies for offending them.

Even if she is seen swimming naked by "ardent admirers", she still looks like a snow sculpture, indifferent.

He would only utter those two words to someone he knew well; he was always stingy with his words.

Bitao has been pursuing him for so many years, but she can count the number of times she has spoken to him on one hand.

Whether Mingguang Tianxian truly cherished and pitied the frail and delicate was unknown to her.

However, as can be seen from the flesh and spirit, the Heavenly Immortal Mingguang is tall and handsome.

With a wasp waist and a monkey's back, a sharp and unyielding spirit, piercing eyes, and slanted, sword-like eyebrows.

Only a small, vibrant red mole on his chin softened his icy demeanor, making him appear less aloof.

Bitao even gave it a name, Xiaohong.

Bitao stared blankly at Xiaohong, her breath slightly catching in her throat.

A burning, intense throbbing in my heart, an itchy fingertips, and my infatuation was on full display.

"What are you looking at?!"

When Binglun Zhenxian saw that Bitao's eyes were practically glued to Mingguang, he felt a burning sensation from her gaze as he stood beside her.

Then came another loud shout.

"If you look again, I'll gouge your eyes out and stomp on them!"

Seeing that True Immortal Binglun was about to lose control and make a move, Celestial Immortal Mingguang stepped forward from the crowd.

But he didn't even glance at Bitao, the "culprit" who was kneeling on the ground.

In the blink of an eye, he had already formed a hand seal and activated his immortal power. He grabbed the shoulder of the furious Ice Wheel True Immortal and was about to lead everyone away in spirit form!

If things hadn't happened so suddenly and they hadn't needed some time to tidy themselves up, how could these people from the top of the Heavenly Mountain have been arguing with a mere fairy like Bitao about right and wrong, shame and honor?

Only Binglun, being shallow and unable to hide her likes and dislikes, would say so much.

When Bitao saw that the person she had finally met was about to run away, she quickly raised her head and stood up, supporting herself on her knees with her arms.

Before Mingguang Tianxian's figure completely disappeared, she bravely met his gaze.

The celestial ranks are strictly enforced. If one looks directly at a high-ranking immortal, and the other party does not restrain their immortal spirit to deliberately oppress them, blinding them would be courting death.

But this isn't the first or second time that Bitao has courted death.

Her crimson fairy robe outlined her graceful figure, and her bright, sparkling peach blossom eyes, bathed in the glow of the sunset, were radiant and beautiful.

A long wind swept over her loose, dark hair at just the right moment, causing her pink skirt to flutter and billow, making her look like a magnificent rain of peach blossoms under the setting sun, endlessly beautiful.

She curled her lips into a smile, her peach blossom eyes crinkling, and seized the opportunity to throw a very playful wink at Mingguang Tianxian.

Unfortunately, her flirtatious glances were, as always, directed at the blind.

This breathtaking scenery and beautiful woman, reflected in the pale golden eyes of the Celestial Immortal Mingguang, was like the mortal world being thrown into boundless karmic fire, instantly incinerated into ashes.

The golden crow sank completely to the ground.

It got dark.

Why.

I didn't manage to get together with Mingguang Tianxian today either.

Bitao watched the golden light disappear into the horizon, and in the end, she never explained that she hadn't intentionally watched them swimming naked.

Today is just a coincidence.

The peach tree where she dwells and condenses her spirit originally grew on this Dushuo Mountain.

There was once a great peach tree that grew on Mount Dushuo in the boundless sea. It received the blessings of heaven and earth, and its canopy was so wide that it could reach three thousand miles away. Its roots were so deep that they could connect yin and yang and link the world.

She imbued her spirit into the large peach tree, and the area covered by its roots and canopy naturally became her home.

She usually relied on the peach tree to absorb immortal energy for cultivation. Wherever she sensed an abundance of immortal energy, she would transform into peach branches and leaves and nestle there.

These people came to swim naked in front of her house... She just wanted to see what would happen if they came to her doorstep?

Moreover, having too many lice doesn't make you itch, and having too many debts doesn't make you worry. Anyway, there are already rumors in the Heavenly Realm that she harassed the Celestial Immortal Mingguang by following him, touching his waist and forcibly kissing him, and offering herself as a bedmate.

It doesn't matter if one person peeks at you while you're showering.

The first step in pursuing a celestial being: make an impression on him.

Whatever the impression, as long as you have it.

There are at least eight or ten thousand celestial maidens, each one more beautiful than the moon, flowers, fish, and geese. With her looks and celestial power, how could she possibly catch the eye of the Bright Light Celestial Immortal without taking an unconventional approach?

Whether it hits the eye, pierces the eye, or blinds the eye, it's all the same thing—it enters the eye.

When it comes to pursuing someone, Bitao is very confident and has her own rhythm.

After this battle, both Mingguang Tianxian and his attendants would have a deep impression of Bitao.

That's a good thing.

Bitao withdrew her gaze with satisfaction.

When I turned around, I was shocked!

This man, like an eagle...

"Ice Wheel Immortal? Why haven't you left yet?"

Ice Wheel Immortal sneered, "Didn't expect that, did you? I'm back!"

Binglun Zhenxian couldn't swallow that anger no matter how hard she tried.

"In this glorious heavenly realm, under the clear and bright heavens, how can you be allowed to commit such despicable acts repeatedly!"

"Let me tell you, even if the Southeast Heavenly Venerable of Mercy and Life-Saving Arrival came, he couldn't save you this time!"

Ice Wheel Immortal shouted into the void, "Where is Jing Su!"

"Your subordinates are here!" In the blink of an eye, thunder rumbled from the horizon and arrived in an instant. The lightning transformed into several figures dressed in silver armor with lightning patterns, who landed on the ground and bowed to the Ice Wheel Immortal.

"Take her down and send her to the prison."

"This time you have offended a celestial being. If the Prison Palace doesn't keep you locked up for a thousand years, you won't be able to get out!"

Because Bitao failed to explain that the area covered by the large peach tree belonged to her, she was sentenced to her 315th time in jail.

Jing Su, along with a whole group of Thunder Department soldiers, dressed in soft armor with thunder patterns and gold, and wearing the "Ice Wheel Seal" at their waists, together pressed down on Bi Tao, and marched ostentatiously down the main street of Xianjing.

Following the instructions of the Immortal Ice Wheel, they paraded her through the streets to expose her "criminal" acts.

As the sun sets into the sea near Dushuo Mountain, the golden light of the capital city gradually intensifies.

The seawater transformed into a crystal mirror, capturing the last ray of sunlight entering the sea and pouring back into the jade palaces and towers of the celestial capital.

The crystal-clear streets were reflected in the water, making them appear as if molten lava was erupting. The three realms and nine heavens were colorful and dreamlike, with rosy clouds rising and steaming.

The celestial spirits, reflected in a crimson-gold hue, flowed and collided above the Immortal Binding Array above Bitao's head, like an angry dragon turning over and a roaring tide, pressing down on the person at the center of the array, making it impossible for them to lift their head or straighten their back.

This group of thunder generals has been forming the Immortal Binding Formation dozens of times a year because of the peach blossoms, so they are very experienced.

The "prisoner's" feet barely touched the ground, and he couldn't exert any strength at all, so he could only be dragged along in a very disheveled manner.

Her long, loose hair fluttered in the spiritual wind of the formation, and because her neck, as green as bamboo, was pressed down by the formation, she couldn't lift her head, making it impossible for onlookers to see what Bitao's expression was.

The celestial maids and servants working inside and outside the palace all seemed quite used to it.

A few of the fairies who were familiar with the "Net Madman" covered their mouths, their expressions varied and fascinating.

The flowers, in twos and threes, seemed to vie for attention, huddling together and whispering to each other.

"Hey, what do you think is the reason Bitao was arrested this time?"

"Touching your waist, forcibly kissing you? Or are you going to offer yourself up again?"

"I have an 'informant' by the Juntian Sea. The latest news seems to be... she went to the Wuji Sea to peep at several immortal lords bathing!"

"Huh?! She didn't even invite us to join her for such a good thing! This time she's probably in jail and won't be able to get out again, right?"

At the entrance of the prison palace, Jing Su and his men handed over the "prisoner" to the immortal soldiers and then fled in a flash.

The immortal soldiers holding the peaches on either side immediately released their grip when the Thunder Department personnel left.

One of the burly prison stewards patted her on the shoulder and said, "Anyway, you know all the prison cells well, so you can choose whichever one you like."

"Immortal Master Yuzhang, we meet again." Bitao bowed to the steward of the Prison Palace, displaying impeccable manners.

"Hey, the food's just arrived. We have some red crabs that we caught near your house today. Want to have a couple?"

"Damn! The red spirit crabs in the Wuji Sea are at their fattest and most delicious this season!"

Bitao, no longer behaving like a lovesick fool in front of those immortals, gracefully rolled up her sleeves.

She and several celestial soldiers walked into the hall where the celestial soldiers ate and rested, and sat down around a round table where a large table of food had been set out.

Bitao sat down, cleansed her hands with magic, picked up a red spirit crab the size of her face, and immediately cracked open its shell.

Indeed, it was rich and juicy!

She broke off a crab leg and scooped out the fat; the aroma was so enticing she could hardly open her mouth.

"Would you like something to drink?" asked a handsome, silver-armored immortal soldier beside him.

Before she could answer, he poured her a glass.

However, it wasn't wine, but rather spirit bamboo tea that only those at the Spirit Immortal level could enjoy.

Bitao's expression was somewhat indescribable: "Little Jade Dried Fruit, you're picking your own leaves to make tea again? Aren't you bald yet?"

The silver-armored immortal soldier stomped on Bitao under the table.

"I have plenty of leaves! If not, I'm just wondering, are you addicted to going to jail? How did you manage to get those old patriarchs so angry this time?"

“That’s right,” said Steward Yu Zhang, who had previously let Bi Tao choose her own cell. “What exactly happened? Before you even arrived, seven of the nine immortal clans sent messages from the Silver River Net, ordering us to punish you severely.”

Bitao took a sip of tea to cleanse her mouth of the rich, cloying flavor.

He then smiled and looked around at everyone before placing the cup in front of the silver-armored immortal, Yu Gan, who was brewing tea with his own leaves.

He tapped his finger on the table, indicating that he should pour some more.

A smile, like that of a fox, revealed a hint of cunning on her peach-blossom face.

He teased her, saying, "Anyway, this time I won't be going to jail. Just you wait and see, those immortal clans in the Nine Heavens will soon do everything they can to curry favor with me." He was trying to silence her.

After all, many people want to know the "true situation" of the immortal lords on the mountain peaks.

The celestial beings, though of high rank, are extremely concerned with their reputation. If their "weakness" falls into the hands of Bitao, that notorious shameless scoundrel, wouldn't they be waking up in terror every night, plagued by nightmares?

The immortals were completely confused and urged Bitao to explain what had happened.

Bitao took another sip of tea before slowly saying, "I was cultivating on the big peach tree when I happened to run into Mingguang Tianxian and others. Hmm... I was swimming around completely naked."

"Clang!" A celestial soldier dropped the spirit crab leg from his hand.

"Pfft—" Steward Yuzhang spat out a mouthful of tea onto the ground with a powerful, earth-shattering force.

The crowd stared in disbelief for a moment, then burst into a lewd and impolite shriek.

"Hahahaha..."

"Hahahaha, my goodness!" Steward Yu Zhang slapped his thigh hard, making a loud slapping sound.

A round-faced immortal soldier burst into laughter: "Cough cough cough hahahaha... Yes, they're not wearing anything?! I never expected that you high-ranking immortal lords would have such wild interests hahahaha..."

Steward Yu Zhang roughly wiped his mouth and said, "What's so strange about that? They're only a little over two hundred years old! Even the wild grass by the roadside in the Immortal Capital is tens of thousands of years old. Although most of them received the Immortal Clan's inheritance while still in the womb of the Immortal Maiden, it takes ninety years to conceive offspring. An Immortal Lord who is a little over one hundred years old is about the same age as a twenty-something boy in the mortal world. It's understandable that he can't suppress his youthful spirit for a while! Hahahaha..."

"No, the Celestial Immortal Mingguang is swimming naked right in front of your door... What's the difference between that and pouring rice into a rat hole?"

"Ha ha ha ha……"