The Germans are stubborn people, and they don't seem to be showing any signs of restraint. The young men were extremely honest and were very excited when they scored the goal.

For example, the goal Khedira just scored was made for Khedira by Ozil who was only focused on making the pass.

Honest midfielder: make cakes, make cakes, make cakes!

Honest forward: What? Any bread? Of course you have to eat. We are not afraid of getting fat!

They played without any burden at all.

Löw panicked when he saw the score was 0-5. This is Brazil, and they scored four goals in just a few minutes. Will they be unable to leave the Mineirão Stadium?

Ronaldo, who was specially invited to comment on the game today, was speechless for a long time. He really didn't know what to say.

The fact that the record was broken by Klose is secondary. The key point is the score...

Got kicked out by a big score on his own turf?

It is tantamount to national humiliation!

Even Alvin was thinking about whether to make an exception for Brazil and support Brazil to avoid any trouble in the middle of the game. You know, maintaining harmony on the field is also one of the responsibilities of the referee.

Just as he was thinking this, he saw the honest Khedira raising his paw and shouting "handball".

Before he finished speaking, the clever Muller smelled something unusual. He quickly grabbed his friend and said, "Forget it, forget it. Five of them have already scored. Be steady. Don't try too hard. Your life is more important."

Ivan nodded in approval, saying that Muller was a talented person.

The fans who were just watching the game were very happy.

#Erwa knows to give the referee a way out.

#However, those Germans are still happily making cakes on an assembly line.

Brazilian fans are crying like idiots.

They didn't react when Neymar came on the field.

All they could see was the cruel score, 0-5.

However, the big score deficit was due to the defense. Neymar is a forward, and there was nothing he could do after he went up for a while.

The strength of the German team lies in their combination of offense and defense. They have many all-round talents, such as Klose, who can score goals endlessly and cooperate with Lahm and others to clear the ball backwards.

Scolari's tactics suffered a fatal mistake. In the absence of strong attackers and with a gap in the defense, they played against the Germans, just like Italy insisted on playing against Spain in the European Cup final two years ago.

At least Italy had players in attack and defense throughout the game. What did Brazil do in the first 28 minutes?

Both lost, one lost with pride, the other lost without even a sack of pants.

Brazil really needs to adjust its mentality, and the 15 minutes in the middle of the game will be a good transition.

During the half-time break, Alvin passed by the locker rooms on both sides and the atmosphere inside was completely different.

The German team's door was not closed tightly, and Ivan heard Löw telling his players to tighten their defense in the second half, take it easy and not fight too hard, as their goal now was not just to win a beautiful victory.

The first thing to consider now should be how to get out of the Mineirão Stadium safely!

Ivan: “…”

Are you not afraid of being beaten for saying something like this without closing the door?

He shook his head and was ready to go upstairs to see how his three little ones were doing. Even if there was someone to help look after them, he felt uneasy as it was the first time he took them to a place where they were unfamiliar with the place and he was not always by their side.

The main reason is that the atmosphere of this game is not good, and it would be bad if we scare them.

Xiao Tiantian, who already has Luo San Sui's help in accumulating experience in taking care of children, is really as adept as an old mother (crossed out) in taking care of the little ones.

As it turned out, there was no such thing as being scared. The three of them were having a lot of fun, and fans who came to see Ivan even fed them.

Seeing Alvin, many people were very excited.

The atmosphere in the entire stadium is not good now, and it is obviously inappropriate to hold a large fan meeting at this time. Ivan stretched out his index finger, let go of his beautiful lips, and signaled everyone to stay calm.

This trick really works and the fans are very obedient.

The little princess ran over, hugged Ivan's calf, and blinked her big eyes: "Tiantian, when are you going to play football?"

I don’t know who instilled this idea in her, but she believes that there are three teams playing on the field, and the referee = the third team. As for the difference between the referee and the players, she can’t tell the difference.

Little Alvin explained to his sister in a serious tone: "Tiantian doesn't play football, he plays cards."

Ivan squatted down and kissed the little princess: "Well, take out the cards."

Alvin waved and called the other two little ones over, telling them to be good and say thank you when their uncle and aunt gave them food, but not to eat too much, otherwise their stomachs would hurt.

Other fans: Awww!

Seeing Xiao Tiantian and Xiao Xiaotian interacting with my own eyes...Oh, I'm dead!

Ivan's action will definitely be discovered by the ubiquitous cameras, and then the whole world will know that the referee loves his son dearly.

The always dedicated referee did not take advantage of the half-time break, but went to the stands to check on his children!

Give a thumbs up to those dads who are busy with work but still take time to care for their children!

Did you see it? No matter how busy you are at work, you should care about your children and learn from Xiao Tiantian!

She is beautiful and has long legs, is gentle and family-oriented, successful and famous, and single. Where can you find such a sweet and domineering boss!

Having children does not affect Alvin's popularity at all. I don't know how many female fans around the world are willing to be stepmothers to these little sweet guys.

#LuoXiaoXiao:? ? ?

The little episode at halftime eased the tense atmosphere of the game a little, but no matter how warm the halftime was, the intense battlefield in the second half was still coming.

There is no suspense about the outcome. The biggest highlight of the second half is whether Neymar, who plays with an injury, can save some face for Brazil.

In the second half, Löw replaced two substitutes and the game was basically free of suspense. He was prepared to give young players more opportunities to experience the World Cup.

The Brazilians learned their lesson and dared not stretch their formation so far. They planned to stay put and create opportunities for Neymar to see if he could score a goal.

The fans who were watching the game were all saying that Neymar might as well stay at home and recover from his injury. It was not certain whether he could score a goal or not, but he would definitely have to take the blame.

Brazil started off with too high a tone, which led to them being slapped in the face now. The psychological gap is too great and they can't recover at all.

Brazil has not found an opportunity yet, and the Germans are not attacking as aggressively under the coach's instructions, but the midfield will still pass the ball forward when there is a chance.

Are you kidding? If not to the front court, then to the back court?

If you play passively, you will get a card from the referee!

As for whether the ball is sent to the front court and the forwards shoot or not, that is their business.

…It’s up to you whether to shoot or not, just ask them if they want to come and go the way they came?

The main forwards can indeed just show their intention, but some people don't think so. The substitute players are more eager to perform than the main players. They know very well that this game may be their last chance to play in this World Cup. The next one is the final, and it is unlikely that Löw will let them play.

The representative figure is the young German player Schürrle. He is very active. Khedira has been slacking off under Löw's instructions, but he is still actively eating cakes.

The Brazilian players were demoralized and the blow was so heavy that they panicked when they saw the German players attacking. As a result, the Germans actually broke into the penalty area again.

So, naturally, Germany scored again.

After the goal was scored, no one dared to celebrate. They just hugged each other. Schurrle, who scored the goal, smiled brightly. Wow, it turns out that Brazil is not that scary!

It's not that Germany's offense is formidable, it's that Brazil's defense is too shoddy.

As a morale-boosting figure, Neymar kept cheering on his teammates in the frontcourt, urging them not to give up.

He looked at the crumbling defense line and was very anxious, but there was nothing he could do. He couldn't retreat back like a defender to help defend.

His mission is clear, he has to score goals and fight for Brazil's face.

Spanish fans finally stopped crying, there are people who are worse off than them!

After thinking about it, everyone suddenly realized something: why is it that every game that Ivan referees has a big score?

Xiao Tiantian’s luck in this World Cup is a mystery!

Germany's attack was basically accurate every time, and Scolari was preparing to make a substitution to strengthen the attack.

Brazil's substitute players looked at each other in bewilderment. What's the point of substituting them on at this time? Feeling despair with Neymar? It’s better to stay put and not show your face, so as to avoid being blamed and criticized after the game.

While the Brazilian players were warming up, Schurrle, who had just scored a goal, scored his second goal.

7-0!

Can you believe it?

If you don’t know, you would think it was a penalty shootout!

The penalty shootout means it is not to blame!

Schurrle continued to smile brightly after scoring the goal. His teammates couldn't stand it anymore. They quickly ran over and took the silly husband's teammates away from the Brazilian's deadly sight: "Hey, the coach said during the halftime break not to score in the second half, didn't you hear it?"

Schürrle was confused: "Ah? Did the coach say that? I went to the bathroom during the halftime break and didn't hear it!"

They spoke without reservation, but the Brazilians couldn't understand them. However, Alvin understood a little bit.

Xiao Tiantian pretended not to hear. He put down the whistle and looked at his watch.

There is nearly half an hour left, which is basically garbage time.

This was the least technical game he had ever refereed.

The entire German team finally realized that they had to let the game go.

Neuer, who had few shots throughout the game, was happy to see Neymar come on the court, but he still had few shots.

He was so bored standing alone in the backcourt that he was going crazy. He was having fun watching his teammates play football, but they didn't bring him to play with them.

He waited and waited, and finally got the chance to play with everyone.

In the 65th minute of the game, Brazil won a corner kick.

Seeing that it was another corner kick, the fans were cheered up, as it reminded them of the magical assist from the referee Xiao Tiantian last time.

The camera was very clever. It turned around and just happened to capture Alvin's figure walking out of the penalty area.

Fans: Hahaha!

Xiao Tiantian has learned his lesson and he will never stand in the same place again!

This time, Ivan walked to the position facing the goal, which was a little further back than the players standing on the outside. This position was very good. Even if the Brazilian player who took the corner kick kicked the ball with his face, the ball would not reach him.

Neymar was ready, but his face in the camera was not very good. Many Brazilian fans burst into tears when they saw his hard work.

Even if we are behind, even if there is no hope, we must try our best to score a goal!

Just like Neymar! Every player should carry forward Neymar's spirit!

"Beep——" Ivan blew the whistle.

The ball was kicked over, but Brazil failed to get the first point, and the ball flew around in the penalty area, causing chaos.

In the end, the ball was caught by Neuer who finally had the chance to show off!

Well done Shin-chan! Okay, he's ready to throw the ball!

Neuer was very excited to finally have the chance to appear in the camera. In his excitement, he lost control and used a little too much force when he lost the ball.

He didn't even look at where he was going to throw the ball. Even if it hit the Brazilian players, it wouldn't matter. They were leading 7-0, so it wouldn't matter if they scored a goal.

The point is, if the Brazilian player grabs the ball, he will have another chance to appear on camera~

Not only can he complete the task assigned by the head coach [Escape from Mineiro], but he can also show off his world-class goalkeeping skills, killing two birds with one stone!

Shin-chan, who is calculating very well: so happy.jpg

So, the ball just went out like that.

Everyone looked at the German goalkeeper's hand-thrown ball and said they didn't understand it.

Um? Is he going to throw it out of the restricted area? The angle is pretty good.

Everyone ran after the ball, and those who were far away realized something was wrong. You said the ball was not thrown towards the open space, but it looked like... why did it look like it was thrown in the direction of the referee? !

When Alvin saw Neuer holding the ball, he knew he was going to kick the ball out. The people in the penalty area dispersed and everyone was going to run out, so he ran back.

After running a few steps, he realized something was wrong. Why did he feel like there was a sound of a ball breaking through the air behind him?

He was very familiar with this feeling. In less than half a second, he, who was particularly sensitive to the ball, realized that Neuer had passed the ball to him.

People are not faster than the ball, and sure enough, he felt a blow on his back right after that.

Xiao Tiantian: “…”

How the hell, how come the ball can still find me even though I ran outside the penalty area? !

Everyone: “…”

The German players still had time to think, "What the hell, Shin-chan, why did you throw the ball at the referee?"

Neymar, who was eager to seize the opportunity, was different. He reacted quickly. Seeing the ball bounce back from Irwin's back, he swung his left foot and dribbled the ball before leaving the penalty area.

Neuer, who had not expected that he could hit the referee with a few random throws, was still confused. When he looked up again, he saw the ball coming towards him.

He realized belatedly... Damn, the chance to appear on camera has come!

He reached for the ball in what he thought was the coolest posture, but because of the incident in which he had just hit the referee, he was half a beat slow and missed Neymar's shot.

“…”

The Mineirão Stadium erupted with long-suppressed shouts!

Finally a goal! Thank God, thank you Neymar!

Shin-chan was only handsome for three seconds, and fell to the ground in a daze: "..."

#Becoming a background board as soon as you appear on camera? It turns out that throwing the ball randomly is not a good idea!

Lev, who had just picked his nose and rubbed it on his clothes, said: "..."

#Who taught him to pass the ball to the opponent like this? I have never seen this in my forty-plus years of life!

Ivan, who seemed to have assisted again accidentally: "..."

#Although I am speechless, I still have to blow the goal whistle.

Luo Xiaoxiao, who had just recovered from the sadness of being eliminated from the World Cup and happened to be happily watching the live broadcast of the game with her son:? ? ?

How come he didn't know that he could interact with Alvin this way?

No, no, no, the point is, Neymar actually let his catnip assist him (╯‵□′)╯︵┻━┻

Fans who like to watch the show:? ? ?

Damn, someone is taking advantage of the referee Xiao Tiantian's luck in the middle of the game. I'm reporting him!

Wait…report who? Report Neuer?

Take advantage of the situation and send the ball into your own goal?

Brazilian fans in tears:! ! !

Referee Sweetie is indeed Brazil’s lucky star! Although they are very sad, Ivan, if you need anything in the future, just let us know and our sack-wearing army will always be on standby!

The little princess was laughing happily in the stands. Her brother even said that Tiantian was not from the third team, and that her brother was lying!

Little Alvin was a little shaken: "..."

When Neymar heard the goal whistle, he was very happy. It was a goal as well as a goal. At least this goal showed the Brazilian style!

While the Germans are still confused, they should cheer up. One more goal will be yours!

But before that, there should be a proper celebration!

Neymar wore the temporary captain's armband and raised his arms and shouted, "Brothers, don't be afraid," celebrated this wave and kept going!

If you score a goal, of course you should celebrate with the person who assisted you, right?

Neymar is very straightforward. Wenger said that you should thank the person who makes the cake for you.

The beauty of football lies not only in how cool the final kick is, but more importantly, the process of passing the ball is exciting enough!

The goal just now, given how exciting (?) the scoring process was, might be ranked among the top ten goals of this World Cup.

Have you ever seen the assists from a handsome referee?

So Neymar ran towards Ivan and hugged him.

Even if we don't look at this goal, he must thank Alvin for the fact that he met Alvin yesterday and he just went home and had a good sleep and it was almost healed.

People who play football all believe in cause and effect. He feels that the fact that Ivan is portrayed as such a miraculous person by the outside world is definitely not groundless.

There must be something going on here.

Ivan is indeed a lucky star just as the Brazilian people say!

Hold on and rub against me! Bald referee!

Ivan was accidentally buried in the crook of his neck by a golden furry head: "..."

The fans were looking at the camera, not knowing what expression to make.

If it weren't for his height, Neymar would have kissed Ivan on the face just now.

#马儿: When I jump up, I get a kiss!

#马儿: No, how can I jump up? I have to maintain my image... Just hug me and rub against me.

Luo Xiaoxiao who wants to put on a sack:? ? ?

The Brazilian players were also very straightforward. When they saw Neymar hugging Ivan, David Luiz and Marcelo looked at each other and took the lead in hugging him.

What if Alvin is unhappy about dealing cards or something, even if everyone is hugging him, he can't deal cards to everyone, right?

Alvin, who was surrounded by a group of sweaty players, said: "..."

Xiao Tiantian had a blank expression: "The ball is about to be kicked off."

He didn't blow the whistle because the group was so close to him.

Still hugging? It's you who are behind 1-7! Why don't you seize the time to score a goal?

The author has something to say: What a technically demanding game~

Xiao Tiantian: “…”

Luo Xiaoxiao: “…”

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