Lin Weiwei from Mercury accidentally came to Earth, determined to become an ordinary college student and find a way back to Mercury.
As a result, one hour after arriving on Earth, she casuall...
"Don't come any closer, or I'll shoot!"
The prison guard who spoke also received a secret order to take extra care of 101 and not let her suffer inside. However, as prison guards, many people pointed out that Lin Weiwei was causing trouble, so how could they ignore it?
Colleagues arrived later, but none of them drew their guns; instead, they gave her, the newcomer, meaningful glances. His hands were trembling; he really didn't want to shoot the girl in front of him, but her ankle bracelet was electronic! How could a top-priority murderer have special orders for protection?
A gunshot rang out, and those nearby could smell the gunpowder. They swallowed hard and looked at Lin Weiwei in front of them, who was unharmed and holding something in her hand.
How boring. The prison guards on Mercury are so much worse. Lin Weiwei sighed, stretched out her hand, spread her fingers, and there was a bullet in her palm.
"This is the devil!"
"We don't want to be imprisoned with her."
"right!"
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No matter where she was on Earth, Lin Weiwei was labeled a devil and ostracized. But she wasn't angry at all, because that's how it was in Preparatory Class 7. Everyone disliked her at first, but eventually they became like family.
"101, you're punished to clean all the toilets in the women's prison. You won't get any food until you finish. Everyone else, go do manual labor for me. Everyone has a different job. This prison isn't your home. It's not a place where anyone can do whatever they want. Here, you're nothing!"
No one was there to do the labor of cleaning toilets with her. The toilets in the prison were the dirtiest. When the cells were being assigned, she saw the toilets in the rooms shared by more than a dozen people. They were so dirty that the filth was like a picture on the wall. How could anyone sleep at night? The stench was unbearable.
Lin Weiwei walked past them silently, clutching a sanitary napkin from the gambling table, making them seethe with hatred. Some of them wondered what they would do if they got their period this month. They wished they hadn't gambled.
She took a brush and some laundry detergent water, opened each cell door, and the new guard grumbled a few times, "I guess I'm just unlucky. What can I do? I'm new here. Come on, let's scrub together."
The bald man is just as snobbish as Li Yao; he even has influence in prison, having the prison warden instruct his subordinates to take care of her.
She didn't reply because the stench was so bad she couldn't speak. She took out some toilet paper and stuffed it into her nostrils. Every time she spoke, she felt the smell seeping into her stomach, like eating shit.
"Hey, you studied at Shaolin Temple, right? Are you a mercenary? No… mercenaries are all men. You always rescued your classmates as a hero, why did you go and kill someone? I don't understand."
The new prison guard was like a curious child, and his previous cold words were gone. After all, given his position, he had to put on a convincing act.
Special mercenaries
Is it similar to a secret service? I didn't know Earth had such a team or organization. I really want to see it. Time here feels like an eternity. Watching the clouds drift by all day feels like an eternity.
"You're so aloof, not saying a word. Ugh... I need to throw up for a bit."
The prison guard got up, grabbed a plastic bag, and started gagging outside the door. He was quite impressed that Lin Weiwei didn't feel nauseous at all; she could hold her breath for so long with tissues stuffed in her nostrils.
"Officer, this is what I should do, you don't need to stay with me."
Lin Weiwei came out and handed her a napkin to wipe the vomit from the corner of her mouth.
"No, no, no, an order is an order. Let me rest for a while and let my stomach catch its breath." She rubbed her stomach, feeling like she was about to throw up the yogurt she drank yesterday. This place was truly hell on earth. In such a stinky room, these criminals probably had to breathe through their mouths to sleep at night.
What are special mercenaries?
This topic still piqued her interest, since it had been a long time since she had encountered someone with similar experiences to herself.
"You don't know about special mercenaries? They are high-level bodyguards who protect the president. A mysterious organization that works 24/7, hiding in the shadows to protect the president and his family until he abdicates and dies."
If the president dies, it's considered dereliction of duty, and you should die in the line of duty too. The key point is, they're all handsome guys, I heard. How wonderful it would be to meet them! Hehehe!
Lin Weiwei watched as the person fell asleep mid-conversation, seemingly having fainted from the stench—truly astonishing. Her face was flushed red from holding her breath, so she ran outside to take a deep breath before coming back in to continue scrolling, repeating the process over and over again throughout the afternoon.
Fortunately, she held her breath for a long time, and all the cells were cleaned by then.
The new prison guard was still asleep. The toilets in the office building hadn't been cleaned yet; they were much cleaner there. He nudged the man who had fainted from the stench. The man seemed embarrassed, saying they worked together, and asked why he was asleep.
As she walked out, she passed through the Grass Sea Glass Tunnel. The wind blew and her prison uniform reeked of excrement. Her nose was numb, as if it had broken and she had no sense of smell.
When they arrived at the lobby on the first floor, a man came out and put on his glasses after seeing the familiar faces.
"What a coincidence, I heard you did well, Lin Weiwei."
What a coincidence! Bad guys all have the same opening line. It's not a coincidence; they're here specifically to see Lin Weiwei make a fool of herself. Li Yao looked at Lin Weiwei, who was a meter away, and first smiled, then frowned in pain, hugged a public trash can, and vomited uncontrollably.
"It's so disgusting! Ugh... Ugh..." He was vomiting so hard that tears were about to come out, and he was pinching his nose. For a germaphobe like him, it was really unacceptable. He took out the air freshener he was carrying and sprayed it all over Lin Weiwei.
She secretly chuckled to herself, thinking how hilarious this scene was—she was starting to enjoy cleaning the toilet! Hahaha, I'm dying of laughter.
Lin Weiwei could no longer contain her joy, pulled out her nose plug, and burst into laughter.
Li Yao was so nauseous that he ran out of the Caohai Tunnel clutching his stomach without looking back.
"So you know him? No wonder you get special treatment. He's so handsome. I knew I shouldn't have assigned you to clean the toilets. Look at him, he has a severe case of mysophobia. He sees even the air as dirty. Does Young Master Li like you? Otherwise, why would he come to this dirty and chaotic women's prison? Look, he's even wearing a protective suit under his shirt." The prison guard looked at Lin Weiwei with envy. Sure enough, pretty girls always manage to please Prince Charming.
"No, next time he comes, please let me clean the toilets."
Huh?
I really don't understand Lin Weiwei's actions. If she were to get involved with Young Master Li, she might be able to get a reduced sentence and even avoid the death penalty. Why does she seem to particularly dislike this handsome man? She really is a monster. 101 You want to clean the toilets, but after seeing you like this today, do you think Young Master Li will still let you clean them?
"Officer, open all the doors, it's time to clean the toilets."
"Ah? Oh, right away."
This is the first time I've encountered a criminal who loves cleaning toilets. She's so charming that the president's illegitimate son secretly came to visit her, which instilled fear in the criminals and made the prison guards follow her around doing things.