The Magic Continent was attacked by the power projection of the ultimate cosmic demons from high dimensions, turning the Magic Continent into a chaotic mess, with space shattered into multiple dime...
The two walked towards a car parked on the side of the road.
"There's a car here that seems to belong to the director, but I requisitioned it!" Xuxu said, "Let's drive to the Municipal Center."
Meirenying was startled when she heard Xuxu was about to drive. She thought they'd probably get into an accident halfway through the journey and said hastily, "I think driving to the Civic Center is too ostentatious! We're going to demolish the Spirit Tower, not visit the building. I think we should try another way!"
Wouldn’t it be less ostentatious to go in on horseback?
"There are a few horses over there, probably used by the props team for filming. We just need to ride horses to the municipal center." Meirenying pointed ahead.
At this time, footsteps and the sound of digging stones were heard from under the ruins.
Xuxu looked back and saw Mantu, Haiyi, Haier and their group coming out.
"Oh no!" Xuxu thought. Is he trying to drag me back to film? What if there's a kissing scene? Should I make it real? Or just pretend?
"Dalongbao, let's go!" Xuxu said, taking the lead and running towards the horses that were grazing.
Xuxu and Meirenying turned over and rode on the horse's back.
"drive!"
Xuxu imitated the characters on TV and shouted, but unexpectedly, the horse he was sitting on didn't move at all!
"What's going on? Did the director use a fake horse for the film?" Xu Xu looked down in confusion and saw that the horse was indeed eating grass. It was a real horse! Why didn't it move?
"Are you mentally retarded?" the horse Xuxu was riding cursed. "How can I run away if you don't give me money?"
I didn't expect Xuxu to be looked down upon by a horse! He was a little speechless.
"You're charging money for a horse?" Xuxu said.
"Nonsense, you don't charge for your work?" The horse continued to despise Xuxu with hot air coming out of its nostrils.
This time I really have nothing to say. Getting paid for work is only natural!
"How much?" Xuxu asked.
"The starting price is ten yuan, and it's five yuan per kilometer. If you're delayed due to something, like waiting for a red light, watching a mare, eating grass on the side of the road, defecating or farting, etc., an overtime fee of two yuan per minute will be added," said the horse that Xuxu was sitting on.
"Alright, alright, I'll give it to you!" Xu Xu pulled out a hundred Glory Coins. "By the way, do you have any money in your pocket?"
The horse flicked its tail and pointed at a pattern on its body, which looked like a QR code. It said, "I suggest you scan the code to pay, you can get a 20% discount!"
"QR code? You really are a QR code!" Xu Xu said, "But I don't have any money on my phone."
"How do you know my name is Two-Dimensional Horse? Put the money under my saddle and remember to hold it tightly," the horse said. "Please tell me where you are going."
"Glorious City Municipal Center." Xuxu said, stuffing a hundred yuan under the saddle.
"Okay, let's go!" The two-dimensional horse shouted and started running.
Seeing this, Meirenying also paid for the horse she was riding and followed.
"Go!" the beauty whispered, "Catch up with Xuxu, surpass him!"
The two horses sprinted at full speed, as if they were mortal enemies!
"Mosaic, do you really want to compete with me?" 2D Horse said angrily, "You are an obstacle to the progress of human civilization!"
"Two-dimensional horse, don't get too cocky. Sooner or later, you'll be eliminated by the dynamic horse!" Mosaic, the name of Meirenying's horse, cried out, "The dynamic horse will eventually eliminate you, the two-dimensional horse. You're old and outdated!"
"Mosaic, something everyone hates!" 2D Horse scoffed. "You're just a low-class horse!"
"Haven't you seen Tian Ji's horse race?" Mosaic retorted, "Even an inferior horse has a chance of beating a superior one!"
"You heard that story about eating grass in the toilet, didn't you?" Two-Dimensional Horse said with disdain, "You think I haven't read that story, right? It's obvious that it takes three horses to fight to defeat one superior horse!"
Xuxu: "..."
Beauty whimpers: “…”