The Simp Persona: I Became Popular on a Dating Show with My Ridiculous Inventions

Jian Zhizhen, a small internet celebrity, was forced by her company to join the hit reality show "Myriad Realms Dating Show." She was instructed to play the role of a simp, fawning over the...

Chapter 158 They won't admit we're together.

"..." Jian Zhizhen simply stopped caring.

Anyway, as long as she denies it to the death, that's fine.

Qin Yubai lowered his head to meet her gaze, and a tenderness appeared in her eyes as she looked at him with a smile. They gazed deeply into each other's eyes.

This is what you call not being together?

Anyone who wasn't with Zhou Sui, and who was just a third party acting as a third wheel and being ignored like that, would be awkwardly wandering around in circles.

But Zhou Sui knew how to redirect his embarrassment onto others.

He then asked, "What do you like about each other?"

“I don’t like him. Although he’s handsome, smart, and has a good temper, and I’ve always bullied him since I was little, he’s never raised his voice at me…” Jian Zhizhen listed many reasons, and finally said, “But I just don’t like him.”

Chien Chih-chen stubbornly refused to admit it.

Otherwise, if both people admit they like each other, why aren't they together? That doesn't make sense, does it?

Qin Yubai listened quietly to her finish speaking and then gave his own answer: "But I love everything about you, even if you bully me."

Zhou Sui also wore a kind father's smile and then asked them many more questions.

And these problems all seem quite familiar.

The audience quickly figured out the pattern:

[Spring Breeze Never Sleeps: Ahhh, this is "100 Questions on CP Compatibility," a very popular way of creating CP fanfiction two hundred years ago. It involves asking CPs personal questions, and then CP fans would extract sweet moments from the answers!]

[Yiting: Zhou Sui is so talented! I suspect that the Mashiro fanfiction I read a few days ago was written by him under a pseudonym.]

[Zhu Suchen: Case solved! Zhou Sui's wife is truly the biggest fan of their CP!]

...

Apple's backend.

Boss Qiao has already left work.

There are only two observers on duty right now.

Lin Qiao felt that this was completely unacceptable; it wasn't what she wanted at all.

The original meaning of "Shura Field" is that two men fight over one woman, or vice versa, two women fight over one man. Just thinking about the lightning-fast fighting and the pushing and pulling is incredibly exciting.

But look at them.

That's it?

It's too harmonious, too warm, too ordinary!

No, the ratings at this time are entirely dependent on those three. We need to do something exciting to show the audience!

So Lin Qiao logged into her boyfriend's alternate account and started posting comments:

[This is not Long's alternate account: I searched for some of the more explicit questions in the "100 Questions on CP Compatibility" and am sharing them with Mrs. Zhou Sui for reference!]

1. What part of the other person's body do you like the most?

2. What kind of person appeals to your sex appeal the most?

3. Have you ever kissed? Have you ever hugged? When was your first time? If you haven't had sex yet, when do you plan to?

……

She's really dedicated to her job as an observer!

Not only do they complete their own job duties, but they also consider the program's ratings at all times.

The Zhenbai CP was the guarantee of the show's ratings, and those questions really touched the hearts of the CP fans. Many viewers were attracted to the show and asked Zhou Sui to help ask the questions, which made the ratings soar even higher!

Boss Qiao really hit the jackpot by inviting the young couple to be observers.