The Simp Persona: I Became Popular on a Dating Show with My Ridiculous Inventions

Jian Zhizhen, a small internet celebrity, was forced by her company to join the hit reality show "Myriad Realms Dating Show." She was instructed to play the role of a simp, fawning over the male guests.

Jian Zhizhen thought, "Alright, I can do that." As a DIY enthusiast, she could even make simping creative.

When the top star was ill and couldn't eat, she said, "Don't be afraid, this is my automatic pig feeder! I used it to feed pigs for a year and earned an extra six thousand!"

When the bestselling male author couldn't swim, she reassured him, "Don't be afraid, this is my surface bicycle, specially invented for you. While others swim, you can bike across!"

When the King of Songs was losing in a water fight, she declared, "Don't be afraid, this is my bullet-grade high-pressure water gun! Whoever dares to go head-to-head with you, they'll lose their life, while you'll just be injured!"

The audience reacted, "You call this simping? This is essentially the Minister of Justice!"

Later, during interviews, all the male guests cried like geese, exclaiming, "We all fell for her! But she said her love for us was all an act!"

Meanwhile, the only noble male god who hadn't been