The Simp Persona: I Became Popular on a Dating Show with My Ridiculous Inventions

Jian Zhizhen, a small internet celebrity, was forced by her company to join the hit reality show "Myriad Realms Dating Show." She was instructed to play the role of a simp, fawning over the...

Chapter 65 Am I a Brother or a Boyfriend?

After Qin Yubai finished speaking, he waited anxiously for Jian Zhizhen's reply.

Isn't this a bit too obvious about their purpose...?

Actually, Jian Zhizhen wasn't that scared; she was capable of protecting herself.

However, seeing Qin Yu's expectant eyes, Jian Zhizhen swallowed the words "Don't worry about me".

She nodded and looked at him obediently, saying, "Then you must protect me well."

"Don't worry. I'll follow you wherever you go." Qin Yubai smiled gently, her wish fulfilled. "Now come home with me."

Jian Zhizhen responded with an "okay".

Then I quickly packed a few things in my dorm room and went out with Qin Yubai.

As Jian Zhizhen got into Qin Yubai's car, she fastened her seatbelt and asked, "Aren't Uncle and Auntie home?"

"Yes, they're all traveling for work."

Jian Zhizhen nodded without saying anything.

I feel pretty good about it.

Otherwise, it's quite uncomfortable with parents around.

Qin Yubai was driving home when he heard Jian Zhizhen instructing his assistant to send a message to Zhong Yi.

He casually asked, "Is your AI assistant called Jianji?"

"Um."

Previously, Chien Chih-chen thought AI was just AI and didn't give them any names.

But now they all have human emotions, and they should have names too.

The name "Jianji" was conceived by Jian Zhizhen after learning about the performance of this AI.

Like her, Qin Yubai treats AI with emotions as a person.

So he introduced his assistant to her: "My AI assistant is named Qin Wang."

Jian Zhizhen chuckled: "I know. You leveled up earlier than me, so you'll know his name after you level up."

That's why she named her AI Jianji.

Jian Zhizhen looked up at Qin Yubai, waiting for him to discover something.

But Qin Yubai was focused on driving, seemingly oblivious to everything.

Jian Zhizhen silently lowered his eyes, inwardly cursing, "So stupid."

Qin Yubai continued to drive attentively.

Suddenly, a mature male voice entered his mind through bone conduction in his wrist:

Qin Wang: Unrequited love is often something that is desirable but unattainable, more than friends but not quite lovers. It is a bittersweet feeling, and one always feels jealous without any sense of status. It is both laughable and pitiful.

Ambiguity is a byproduct of unrequited love. It means knowing that the moon is not yours, but you are still happy for a long time as long as the moonlight shines on you.

Master, you and Miss Jane are like water at 80 degrees Celsius—both are scalding hot enough, but lack the courage to boil.

Qin Yubai activated Qin Wang's "Vitality Mode".

This mode allows the user to listen to surrounding sounds at any time, speak independently, and have the information transmitted to only one person via bone conduction.

After listening to Qin Wang's rambling about youthful angst, which he had somehow picked up from who-knows-where, he was somewhat moved.

He also wanted to end this ambiguous relationship and unrequited love as soon as possible, and he wanted to be officially jealous.

But that's okay, he has hundreds of ways to lower the boiling point of water.

If you understand physics well, even 80 degrees Celsius can boil.

Qin Wang: Master, you don't mean to think that as a physics genius you have hundreds of ways to boil water at 80 degrees, do you? Master, are you alright? Are you out of your mind? Am I discussing academic issues with you?

I'm telling you all this because I want to tell you that Miss Jane's AI assistant has a name that matches yours!

Others: Within reach but unattainable.

You: So close yet so far!!

Miss Jane is hinting that she likes you too!

You two should get yourselves boiling over at 100 degrees Celsius right now!!!

I'm so angry! You should have upgraded me already, listened to me! You and Miss Jane are already pregnant with your third child!

"..." Qin Yubai never expected that one day he would be mocked by AI like this.

"Shut up!" he couldn't help but say.

Jian Zhizhen, standing to the side, looked at him in confusion: "Huh?"

Qin Yubai quickly explained, "No, I was talking to Qin Wang."

“Oh…” Jian Zhizhen nodded and looked away.

After calming down, Qin Yubai realized that his AI assistant had a bit of an antisocial personality disorder.

Is it possible to have a third child?

Jian Zhizhen is only nineteen years old. If she has one child a year, she'll have to start having children from age 16. Isn't that illegal? She should be executed!

Even if we assume that Jian Zhizhen is old enough, it still won't work!

She shouldn't have so many children; it will harm her body!

[Qin Wang: Master, you didn't realize that my "third child" was a sarcastic remark, did you? You didn't actually think it was a real third child, did you?]

Qin Yubai: "..."

AI really shouldn't be too human-like.

Being too intelligent will cause it to scold its owner.

...

The school is very close to the Qin family's house.

The two arrived in about ten minutes.

The Qin family villa doesn't look ostentatious from the outside. It's just an ordinary white-walled, red-roofed house with only two floors plus a small attic. It looks rather cute. The courtyard is planted with many flowers and trees, making it lush and green. Overall, it doesn't look like a building that would appear in a fast-paced city. It looks more like a residence on a southern island.

The two walked into the living room. Just as Qin Yubai was about to tell Jian Zhizhen to go and rest, they both suddenly received a message from Lin Yi.

"All guests: The second episode will start in three days. Please post videos on social media to announce and promote it."

This message was clearly sent to a group.

Lin Yi then sent Jian Zhizhen a separate message: "Have you finished your exams? Come to my house tomorrow, I'll pick you up."

Jian Zhizhen's eyes involuntarily curved into a smile, and she immediately replied, "Okay, I'll go finish my task first. See you tomorrow."

After replying, Jian Zhizhen immediately looked at Qin Yubai: "Bai Bai, let's go shoot a video quickly."

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