"Thud... Awooooo!!!"

Helian Si's sudden remark startled Folian, causing her to drop the fried chicken nugget with a clatter.

Because she didn't react in time, and was still chewing, she accidentally bit her own tongue in the process.

In an instant, a scream echoed continuously, lingering in Helian Si's mind for a long time!

Helian Si's rosy cheeks were furrowed into a deep frown from the noise, but since NPCs don't have physical forms, he could only grit his teeth and speak.

"Shut up! I'm going deaf! You dog, Folian!"

"Waaah..." Folian covered her mouth with her hand, looking at the fierce Helian Si, the female demon, with teary eyes, feeling extremely wronged.

"077, I've already bitten my tongue, and you're still yelling at me! You're not human! Waaaaah~"

After a long accusation, Folian covered her mouth and began to sob.

Helian Si: "???"

What the hell?! You almost deafened me and you still have the nerve to talk back?

Helian Si stared at Folian's feigned indifference, not a single tear in her eyes, and viciously forced out a few words.

"Thanks, but I'm not human anyway, haha!"

The lotus petals, which had been trembling, froze. Helian Si scoffed coldly, "Pretending? Why don't you stop pretending? You're trying to change the subject and escape."

"Tell me, how much of Dad's IQ has been reduced?"

"Well, there's not much, just, just like that." Buddha Lotus shook her shimmering golden petals and guiltily held up one finger.

Helian Si narrowed his eyes, "Ten percent?"

Folian shook her head, and under Helian Si's dangerous gaze, swallowed hard. "One, half."

"One and a half?" Just those two words, yet one could almost hear Helian Si gritting his teeth.

"077, calm down, calm down! Because you're only five years old now. If you're too smart, and your kid suspects you, you could be beheaded in no time!"

"To die means mission failure, it means you'll be annihilated into dust by the Heavenly Dao! I, I, Buddha Lotus, am doing this all for your own good, you know that?!"

That seems to make sense; my own child is indeed a bit too suspicious by nature. I gave Buddha Lotus a cold glance.

"Should I thank you?"

Half IQ, half IQ, no wonder my IQ was so low today.

"Well, well, there's no need for that. It's what I, Buddha Lotus, should do." Buddha Lotus shook her golden lotus petals, looking quite accomplished.

Helian Si gave Folian a cold look without saying a word, but you could tell from his words that this guy was getting smug.

"How much affection does my little one have for me right now?" After a long while, Helian Si finally spoke up, wondering if his little one had eaten the osmanthus candy he had given him.

"Well, your son's affection for you is five percent, while Helian Yi's is ten percent."

“Five percent…” Helian Si muttered, counting on his little finger. His little ears drooped down at the end, and he was extremely frustrated.

"That's not right! My brother treats me so well, why is it only 10%? Have you cheated on me again? Tell me!"

Suddenly, Helian Si thought of something and glared fiercely at Fo Lian with his grape-like eyes.

"Dou E is wronged! Do I, Buddha Lotus, think I am the kind of lotus without any moral bottom line?" Buddha Lotus exploded, feeling that its lotus life, which radiates Buddha's light, had been insulted like never before.