I am Number 077, an emotionless NPC. I rank first in performance every year.
Bored one day, I secretly wrote a story about a den of villains. The Heaven Dad was so delighted that he gave me m...
"Hmm~?" Her voice was sweet, soft, and charming because she had just woken up, and her little body slumped up from the bed and sat up.
Her grape-like, watery eyes looked at the lotus flower floating in mid-air, brushing its teeth, and blinked innocently, appearing utterly naive and harmless.
"Clatter..."
Caught off guard, I was completely overwhelmed by the cuteness of the Peppa Pig cartoon toothbrush in Folian's hand.
It just fell down with a thud, and she stared blankly at Helian Si's soft and cute appearance, her eyes glazed over.
Even the white toothpaste foam in his mouth was left unwiped; he just stared at it blankly.
Folian felt she must have lost her mind, otherwise why would she think 077 was acting this way?
She's so damn cute! Why do I want to hug her and give her a good rub?!
Fo Lian was stunned, but Helian Si had regained his senses. His sleepy eyes gradually cleared, and what he saw was Fo Lian foaming at the mouth, looking like a madman.
She immediately shifted her little body to create some distance between herself and Buddha, her rosy little face showing utter disdain.
"Are you acting strangely or is there a program glitch? What's wrong with you?"
Buddha Lotus: "..."
Screw your damn cuteness, screw your soft and adorable, it's all fake. As expected, being sarcastic and annoying is 077's true nature.
Ha, shut it down!
She rolled her eyes at Helian Si with resentment, turned around, wiggled her proud little bottom, and disappeared in a golden light, leaving Helian Si behind.
Helian Si: "???"
Touching its little nose, it muttered to itself, "Looks like the malfunction is pretty serious. Will Father Heaven send it back for a complete overhaul?"
Just then, Yue'er's footsteps entered the bedchamber, carrying a copper basin filled with warm water.
Seeing Helian Si's little head peeking out from behind the layers of bed curtains, her eyes lit up, and she spoke with delight.
"Little princess, you're awake? Would you like to get up? Let me help you get dressed."
Helian Si, who was annoyed by the cumbersome robes of the ancients, was overjoyed to see Yue'er and nodded like a chick pecking at rice.
Her bright eyes narrowed into crescent moons, revealing two sharp little tiger teeth, and she replied sweetly, "Okay!"
As Yue'er dressed Helian Si, she smiled and said, "Little princess, you slept a little late today. If you don't get up soon, I don't know how I'll explain it when the teacher comes."
"Aww~? Husband, Master, is he coming?" Helian Si, who was happily thinking about going to find his baby soon, suddenly froze in place.
What?! What kind of teacher is this?!
Why did she come? What is she here for? She's here to find her baby!
"Yes, little princess, have you forgotten? The tutor comes every three days to teach you to read and write. Today is the day the tutor is coming."
Yue'er found Helian Si's reaction strange. After thinking about it, she figured that the little princess was still young and didn't like listening to the teacher's lectures, so she had forgotten about it and didn't think much of it.
Helian Si, who had been full of energy, suddenly became dejected. She, 077, was known throughout the NPC world for having the highest IQ.
Being kicked into the plot he wrote by the Heavenly Father is bad enough, but now he has to go to school like a normal person. What kind of human suffering is this!
The little girl raised her head, her delicate, pink face looking utterly pitiful, her grape-like, watery eyes blinking rapidly.
The little hand tugged at Yue'er's hand and gently shook it, "Sister Yue'er, Si Si, Si Si won't listen to the lesson, okay~".