Chapter 293 [Hongmen Banquet (Youth Edition)]

Young people have always been coaxed and pampered when they grow up. How could they have ever been treated so coldly?

After hearing Jiang Lili's words, the leading youth's face flushed red: "How dare you tease us!"

"Are you calling us bad and stupid?"

Jiang Lili glanced at him casually: "Well, you actually understood what I meant, you're not too stupid."

This sentence made the person even angrier. The young man who spoke became even more emotional. He clenched the dagger in his hand, but looking at Jiang Lili's indifferent look, who didn't take him seriously at all, he felt that it was embarrassing for him to be so excited.

At this time, the boy heard a group of little kids behind him sighing:

"Goddess? She's so beautiful!"

"Wow, like a fairy."

When the three or five-year-old children saw Jiang Lili, they expressed their sincere admiration for her beauty.

The angry and rebellious teenager rolled his eyes, pulled his three-year-old cousin over and said something to him.

So, this group of naughty kids surrounded Jiang Lili in amazement and tried to pull off her pear-white dress with their hands - their hands were still sticky with the oil from the barbecue fight.

But Xin Che glanced at them with a ferocious look like a hellish Asura, and the children immediately shuddered and withdrew their hands.

One child was so frightened that he started crying. He shrank back behind the king and cried, "Wow, you are so cruel! I will never give you my ivory whistle in my lifetime!"

The prime minister beside the king "coincidentally" appeared at this time, and he brought with him the noble parents of these naughty children.

Seeing this, the Prime Minister began to speak up for the injustice: "Goddess, God's Messenger, how can you bother with a child?"

Noble parents also complained, feeling that their children had been greatly wronged: "The child just thought the goddess was beautiful and liked her, so what if he touched her?"

"How could the goddess be so narrow-minded as to argue with these young children over a piece of clothing?"

"She doesn't look like a goddess to me, but more like a pretentious witch!"

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Every sentence is a classic quote of putting the blame on someone else. Throughout history, naughty parents of naughty children have something in common.

Jiang Lili sneered in her heart, so he was waiting here!

It really was a Hongmen Banquet, and the means were very clever, using children as a tool.

Xin Che's sharp gaze swept across the nobles who were protecting the naughty child, and then fell on the child who had whispered to the boy.

He threw the silver wine cup in his hand, and it brushed past the child's left sleeve at such a high speed that the child's sleeve shook in fear.

A thick handkerchief fell from his sleeve and landed on the ground. A medium-sized centipede crawled out of the rolled-up handkerchief and crawled on the ground.

Wen Qiao looked at the centipede in fear and trepidation. This time, he was truly furious. "How dare your child, so young, put a caterpillar on the goddess? He'll definitely become a troublemaker when he grows up!"

These naughty kids are really naughty. They even dare to stuff a centipede with a red head and a green shell into their sleeves!

It's really disrespectful!

When the nobles saw the centipede on the ground, their faces turned pale and they were all frightened.

But even so, they still had the nerve to comfort the child: "What does such a young child know? How could he know that this insect is poisonous?"

"Yeah, maybe he thought it was something new and wanted to give it to the goddess as a gift."

"How can you use such malicious thoughts to infer such a small thing?"

Wen Qiao's temples started throbbing when he heard these words.

Master Liao, seeing these people so protective of the bratty kid, lamented in the group chat: "These people are truly logical bandits! I feel like they've kidnapped my brain!"

Adhering to the principle of not letting himself be bullied alone, Master Liao shared this video in the group. He originally wanted to record how glorious their sister Li's beauty was and how she could subdue these naughty kids. Unexpectedly, he accidentally recorded such an infuriating video.

@Rong Shen: I suddenly feel like all those difficult students I taught were nothing.

@Yan Chaoyue (Grassland Khan raising Gu): Help, why did I click on this?! I feel like I can't even slap the screen! P.S. Can you let me raise that centipede? It looks pretty good.

When Jiang Lili saw the news about Yan Chaoyue, her eyes blinked and she had an idea.

When she said goodbye to Hou Xiaoxiao in Qinglin Mountains, Hou Xiaoxiao not only gave her the detoxification pill, but also gave her a bottle of grass water that can attract poisonous insects.

Only poisonous insects can smell the fragrance of this herb water. Just drop a drop where you need to attract insects, and the poisonous insects will quickly crawl over when they smell it.

After coming up with an idea, Jiang Lili suddenly spoke up, with a happy smile on her face, saying to everyone, "It's okay, the kids are just playing around. I like this gift very much."

The royal nobles who were still protecting their own children were stunned for a moment when they heard Jiang Lili's words. They didn't understand whether Jiang Lili was being sarcastic or was really satisfied with the centipede as a gift.

Jiang Lili applied insect-attracting perfume on her hands, then stretched out her hand towards the centipede. Everyone saw that the centipede, which was about to run away, quickly crawled towards Jiang Lili. The densely packed orange segments of the red-headed centipede moved, making people's hearts tremble.

However, Jiang Lili remained calm. When the centipede crawled to her feet, she flicked her flowing sleeves and gave the centipede a red envelope to Young Master Yan.

In an instant, the red-headed centipede disappeared from the spot. The scene was just like the immortals in the legend putting things into their pockets.

This scene stunned everyone present, and the originally arrogant nobles became wary when looking at Jiang Lili.

Jiang Lili smiled at them gently, "So you Mi people like this kind of gifts. I've made a note of it."

"Thank you for your kindness, children. This is a return gift for you."

Her voice was gentle, like a spring breeze, but the words she spoke sent a chill down the nobles' spines.

What did the goddess mean when she said she wanted a return gift? Could it be that she wanted to send them all these millipedes in bulk?!

Jiang Lili's actions suddenly made the atmosphere of the welcome banquet cold, and an atmosphere of fear spread in everyone's hearts.

However, the naughty kids and teenagers still had a kind of arrogance that made them ignorant of the immensity of the world. They regarded Jiang Lili's behavior as a provocation and were very curious about Jiang Lili's magical powers.

At this time, the King of Mi, who had been tight-lipped at the banquet, began to speak up and defend Jiang Lili.

"Prime Minister, you've been here for so long, why don't you just sit down and take a rest!"

"You parents don't even know how to control your children! What's the point of targeting the goddess at every turn?"

He roared at the royal nobles and their naughty children, "Didn't I tell you this? From now on, the goddess is the master of Mi Country. Do not disrespect her. Go back to your seats immediately, or I will be rude!"