Crispy skin shows magical power

The originally remote and empty military camp was now surrounded by a large army of tens of thousands. All the soldiers were wearing black armor, and most of them were heavy cavalry. The war horses neighed to the sky from time to time, as if they were looking forward to the upcoming fierce battle. The well-trained infantry were lined up in the front, holding high the bright yellow flag with cloud patterns. The sound of drums and horns of the charge was dull and majestic, and they were determined to win.

The deputy general Xu Yuan of the Poyuan Army was wearing heavy armor. There was a hideous knife scar on his rough face. His hair was a little sparse, and his arms were strong and powerful. He could lift a half-person-high Xuanhua axe with one hand. The red date horse under him had a bad temper and was stamping its feet and neighing impatiently. He tightened the reins with one hand to appease the horse and looked around the military camp.

I have heard that Xie Ci is a military genius that only appears once in a century. The choice of this campsite is indeed clever. It is backed by a mountain and arranged in a semicircular shape, making it easy to defend but difficult to attack. Not only are trenches dug in front of the camp, but caltrops specifically designed for cavalry are also scattered there. Just on the mountain behind it, there might be ambushes ready to drop rocks.

"Sir, we finally received the news from the insider and learned the specific location of the Linyuan military camp. Why are you taking no action yet?" The subordinate who was eager to make a contribution rode forward and urged.

Xu Yuan raised his hand slightly to stop him, and pointed to the wooded hills:

"Don't act rashly. Commander Duanmu said that although Xie Ci has a bad temper, he is not a reckless man. We must deal with him with caution. That mountain is full of evergreen trees. If someone is ambushing here, we won't be able to see clearly. Let's use provocation to lure him out and test him first!"

His guess was correct. This was indeed Xie Ci's original plan. However, before it could be implemented, he was defeated by biological weapons.

The subordinate showed admiration and complimented:

"Is it me who is reckless, or is it you who is far-sighted? I will do it right away!"

After that, he called over a few soldiers with loud voices and told them to yell in front of the camp gate:

"Why don't you come out here and die, Mr. Xie? I'll tear your head off and use it as a chamber pot!"

“Yo yo yo, why are you hiding in there like a turtle? Are you scared? Hahahahaha——”

The Changhao soldiers all laughed mockingly. If it were any other time, Xie Ci would have been so angry that he would have killed someone, or at least some angry soldiers would have come out to yell and curse. But until now, there was still silence, as if it was an empty camp, with only a few soldiers in strange costumes on the sentry tower occasionally poking their heads out to take a look.

Xu Yuan frowned, this situation was really strange, was there a trap? If Xie Ci deliberately allowed the insider to release the news, and then lured them to drop the rocks on the mountain, wouldn't they be trapped?

Facts have proved that it is better not to think too much. Xu Yuan spent a long time thinking about some conspiracy, but he didn't dare to let the army run over. The college students who were forced to take office in the sentry tower were anxious:

"Hasn't the guard already been asked to report this? The message has also been sent to the group, but no one has come yet. What should we do now?"

"I don't know if the teacher didn't teach you that! How about you ask them to wait?"

Several people pushed each other, and finally one unlucky guy was pushed out. He bravely shouted back, his voice trembling and even breaking:

"Well, our parents are not at home, please come back another day!"

"What does he mean? How dare he look down on us!"

After shouting and cursing for a long time, the Changhao soldiers became furious. They were outraged and urged Xu Yuan to give orders so that they could teach Lin Yuan a lesson!

But it was this provocation that sounded like nonsense that made Xu Yuan sure that there must be an ambush in the camp. His alarm bells rang loudly and he shouted:

"Shut up! This is clearly a Hongmen Banquet. If we rush in, we'll fall into a trap!"

The soldiers then stopped shouting and looked around with suspicion. Xu Yuan thought he had seen through the trick and smiled smugly, "Thank you, thank you, don't try to fool me!"

Just when the Poyuan Army didn't know whether to advance or retreat, the soldier acting as "bait" on the sentry tower had disappeared, and the camp gate that was originally closed was wide open. Xu Yuan signaled the entire army to be on alert, but the person who came was not Xie Ci.

Tong Zhenzhen led a group of college students out in a line, from high to low along the ditch in front of the camp. They all had a smile on their faces, with their left and right hands crossed and hanging in front of their lower abdomen. The scene was as weird as it could be, and it scared Chang Hao's army so much that they retreated several steps.

She took a deep breath, threw away her last bit of dignity, and shouted in a high voice:

"Male guest, please come in~"

The college students also responded in high tones:

"Come in, please~"

"Please step aside~"

"Please~"

Even an echo is simulated.

Xu Yuan:?

He had been in the army for more than twenty years, and had never seen such a scene in any military book or on the battlefield. These people were not even wearing armor, and there were even women among them. They all had happy expressions on their faces, and did not look like trapped beasts at all. Commander Duanmu specifically told him not to underestimate Xie Ci, and now it seemed that Xie Ci was indeed cunning!

Tong Zhenzhen let her hair get wet with cold sweat and didn't dare to wipe it off. God knows how much she, a socially anxious person, wanted to turn around and run away when she saw the crowd of people! But she couldn't run away. If she ran back, Xie Ci would twist her head off.

But just as Xie Ci said, the people in the Poyuan Army have more cunning schemes than she has hair on their heads. Smart people in TV dramas are always suspicious, suspecting this and that, so she just goes with the flow and makes them think that Lin Yuan is well prepared, and maybe she can scare them back!

But going to the battlefield for the first time was still too much of a stretch for these college students in their early twenties. Not to mention Tong Zhenzhen, who was already a little fragile and couldn't stand it and fainted due to hypoglycemia. Seeing this, Chang Hao began to get restless again.

Just as she was about to pull out another strand of hair to give herself courage, she heard a deep male voice behind her:

"Why, Duanmu Yu sent a bald guy like you to come here to practice boxing with me?"

"Thank you?!"

Tong Zhenzhen turned around in surprise, and the man who came was really coming to thank her. He was wearing a military robe and holding a silver spear with a dragon-shaped spear in his hand. The red tassel under the tip of the spear fluttered like fire, just like the flames burning in his eyes, but his handsome face could not hide the sign of illness.

She trotted over to Xie Ci, wanting to lend him a hand, and asked in a low voice:

"What are you doing here, an old, weak, and disabled person? Didn't I tell you I'll take care of it?"

Xie Ci slapped her claws away in annoyance, and watched Xu Yuan's movements with his eagle eyes:

"Fuck you old, weak, sick, and disabled people. I'm not even that capable yet! Since I've taken on the title of Great General Protecting the Nation, everyone in Linyuan is under my protection. These are my people and my country. How can I hide behind you?!"

Tong Zhenzhen was slightly stunned. Xie Ci had already taken off the crossbow from his back, took out the arrow and drew the bow in one go. His arms were strong and powerful, and he easily bent the bow like a full moon. In the blink of an eye, the iron arrow had broken through the air and accurately penetrated Xu Yuan's right arm, tearing open the armor and penetrating deep into the bone.

"Thank you!" Xu Yuan endured the severe pain and gritted his teeth to break off the tail of the arrow. "How dare you, a sick tiger, be so rampant? Blame me for overestimating you before. Now I will take your head as a military achievement for my brothers!"

"You may not have much hair, but you're very brave! Do you have what it takes?" Xie Ci sneered, leaped like a tiger and stabbed at his face with the gun in his hand!

When the Changhao soldiers heard him mocking Xu Yuan's hair, they broke out in cold sweats. You know, Lieutenant General Xu hated it most when people talked about his baldness.

The tower-like sturdy man was stabbed in the painful spot. He roared angrily and swung his axe to block the silver spear. The collision of iron weapons caused a roar that made people's teeth ache. If it were usual, Xie Ci's blow would have hit the opponent's skull in an instant, but now he was powerless. His arms were weak, and his fragile physique caused his right arm to dislocate. At this critical moment that should have been extremely urgent, he was exceptionally calm. It was because the recent troubles had trained his mentality:

"I advise you not to cut me, or you'll be struck by lightning."

Xu Yuan sneered and was about to press on with the victory, but the axe he swung towards Xie Ci was judged as an active attack by the system. An evil thunder fell from the sky and with a loud bang, the giant axe was turned into ashes.

Xu Yuan was stunned, his hands still holding the axe, while Xie Ci was much calmer, showing an expression of "as expected":

"Look, I'll tell you."

The Poyuan Army was caught off guard by the sudden thunder and didn't dare to get close to Xie Ci. But they didn't say that the other party had any magical attacks?

Xu Yuan was a veteran general after all, and he knew that distraction was the most important thing to avoid on the battlefield. He didn't know where Xie Ci had learned some magic tricks from, so he had to get rid of him as soon as possible! Having made up his mind, he whipped his horse and the warhorse raised its hooves high, about to fall on the powerless Xie Ci.

At this moment, Tong Zhenzhen, who had been hiding, finally completed her growth. She rushed forward and wanted to slap Xu Yuan to make him fragile, but he was sitting too high on the horse and she couldn't reach him. So she changed her target and slapped the red horse with her hand!

The hand rose and the palm fell, and the hot-tempered warhorse neighed to the sky, wanting to give the naughty little girl a kick. But the next second, the roar turned into a whine, and its four strong hooves all tilted to one side and fell to the ground as if it had no bones.

Xu Yuan, who was forced to fall off his horse, roared:

"I'm fucked!"

Tong Zhenzhen did not stop slapping Xu Yuan. Seeing Xu Yuan fall to the ground and able to fall, she rushed forward and slapped him without any hesitation!

Bang!

The crisp slap ignited Xu Yuan's anger, but before he could get up from the ground, the battle-hardened veteran stepped on his right foot with his left foot, causing him to fall flat on his face and break his leg. The excruciating pain made him wail, and he had no strength to fight back.

"My Lord! You, a witch, have done all this-Ah!!!"

Seeing Xu Yuan fall to the ground, his subordinates rushed forward with their own soldiers to rescue him, but how could Tong Zhenzhen let him go? She ignored the swords and spears swung at her. God sent thunder to clear the way for her. For a while, thunder came one after another, and lightning reflected the woman's cold profile, giving everyone an equal slap, and those who were slapped had no power to fight back. Some were dislocated, some were broken, and there were wailing everywhere, it was a terrible sight.

"I don't believe it, shoot!" Xu Yuan was so angry that he no longer had the calmness he had when he first arrived.

The archers in the rear received the order and drew their bows and arrows, and the dense rain of arrows all attacked Tong Zhenzhen alone.

"Zhenzhen, be careful!"

The college students retreated to the watchtower before the melee began. Even though Chen Miao knew about the Crispy Shark system, she still worriedly reminded them.

Tong Zhenzhen heard this, turned around and laughed wildly, already completely crazy:

"Hahaha, it's okay! Thunder God, help me!!!"

Several electric pillars as thick as arms chopped down in response, and the originally impenetrable rain of arrows disappeared in an instant. The Poyuan Army was in great chaos, and Xu Yuan shouted madly:

"Where the hell did this trouble come from?! Don't retreat, she will be drowned by all the spit from so many people!"

But this was just the beginning. Waves of soldiers rushed up, and then fell. Weapons couldn't kill her, and spit couldn't drown her. She slapped, slapped, and slapped again! She turned into a ruthless slapping machine, spinning 360 degrees without dead ends like a small top, crackling and slapping!

The battlefield had become a purgatory on earth. Tong Zhenzhen was so bloodthirsty that she fanned away all the people until her hands were sore, but she still hadn't fanned all the people. Perhaps she felt that this was not fast enough, so she simply threw away her face and the right to choose her mate in the last half year of college. She crawled on the ground like a hungry tiger, using her belly button as the center of the circle and her limbs as compasses to madly wriggle, transforming into a small human-shaped top, returning to the original wildness of mankind, twisting and stretching at will, crawling in the dark on the ground.

Wherever the humanoid spinning top went, no grass grew, and the war horses were beaten beyond recognition by her. The brave and battle-hardened Poyuan Army threw down their weapons and armor one after another:

"Help! Someone, take that monster away!"

"Mom, I want to go home, woooo, woooo, woooo—"

The college students who were watching Tong Zhenzhen crawling in the dark from the sentry tower: …

Chen Miao covered her eyes:

"I don't know her!"

Xie Ci, who was still lying on the ground, looked at the unknown creature that seemed to be a human in shock. He killed the enemy army that gave her a headache and defeated them step by step with his own strength. She was doing this to protect the sick soldiers in the barracks, and she felt mixed emotions.

He inexplicably felt that such childish innocence was actually somewhat cute.