Thousand Techniques Are Truly High, Auntie Kneels to You

I am a professional gambler.After my parents divorced, I followed my father.But at the age of 25, my mother, who had abandoned me for sixteen years, suddenly came to recognize me.My mother is the CEO ...

Chapter 29: Fighting the Landlord, Swindlers vs. Swindlers

Chen Haonan glanced at Luo Ziqi and said with a smile: "Big Head, your girlfriend has a really nice butt. She can give birth to a son!"

"I like girls. I'll give Qiqi to you. You've been heartbroken and you just need a girlfriend."

"Give it to me, don't you have it anymore?"

Chen Haonan and Ge Wei kept making fun of Luo Ziqi.

Luo Ziqi sat on the sofa beside her, not looking angry, and kept looking at her phone.

Big Head looked at me and said, "Qiqi and I are both good at taking jokes."

"I can take a joke, but..."

I was too lazy to explain too much and reminded Chen Haonan to shuffle the cards.

Datou said, "If we continue playing Landlord, then we should do it on a larger scale, or else we can play Golden Flower."

"You said it yourself, they are all acquaintances and you can't beat them, so just continue playing Landlord. If you think 10 yuan is too little, then 20 yuan." Chen Haonan said as he shuffled the cards.

"20 yuan for Landlord is still a bit small, and all the coins paid out are in small change. The 200 yuan or so I have on me might not even be enough, so 50 yuan is enough!"

It can be seen that Datou came to celebrate Chen Haonan’s birthday and didn’t want to go home empty-handed, so he wanted to win some money.

Chen Bajin was frightened and hurriedly reminded: "Small gambling is good for the mood. Don't play Landlord with 50 yuan. Winning or losing too much will hurt the relationship."

"Uncle Chen, you're too ignorant. You think 50 yuan for Landlord is big? Anyone with a little money would call it 100 yuan for Landlord!"

Datou looked down on Chen Bajin, then looked at me and said, "Dong Hang, I know you play cards a lot. 50 yuan for Landlord. Do you dare to play?"

"What's there to be afraid of? I've played such a big game before and lost thousands. I can afford it." I smiled lightly.

Chen Haonan was a little confused.

He often plays cards, but never such a big one.

Seeing her son was a little embarrassed, Liu Cuiling said with a smile: "Haonan, stop playing. Let Datou, Luo Ziqi, and Dong Hang play Landlord."

"That won't do. What if they bully Dong Hang? I have to sit tight! It's my birthday today, so my luck won't be bad."

Next.

It becomes 50 yuan and is called the landlord.

Chen Haonan's face turned a little red when he was shuffling the cards.

It will definitely be exciting when the wins and losses become bigger.

"Mom, go buy some new decks of cards."

"If you don't want to buy, you can just play with this deck of cards. If the cards are revealed, then don't play." Liu Cuiling's face was full of anger. She must be worried that her son, who was celebrating his birthday, would lose thousands or even tens of thousands of dollars by accident.

"I'll go buy it."

Chen Bajin walked towards the door.

"Old Chen, come back!"

Liu Cuiling shouted angrily.

Chen Bajin pretended not to hear and went out to buy poker cards.

Chen Haonan shuffled the cards, and I turned over a card, the 3 of Hearts.

"Dong Hang, your luck is bad. You turned over the smallest card." Big Head said with a smile.

"It's nothing." I didn't care.

Start drawing cards.

Luo Ziqi, who was sitting on the sofa, came over and sat next to Datou.

"One bomb costs 100, two bombs cost 200, three bombs cost 400..."

"Qiqi, shut up, or Dong Hang will hit you!" Big Head pouted and reminded.

I smiled lightly and said, "Luo Ziqi, go ahead and say a few more bombshells. I won't be angry."

"There are only four bombs at most. How many cards does a person have in his hand?"

"You have to consider how many bombs three people can produce."

Listen to me.

Luo Ziqi suddenly realized and said, "Yes, I forgot."

The open card was turned over and Big Head took it.

I know in my heart that Datou's cards are not in good shape.

After considering it, Datou shouted, "Let's go for it," and turned over his cards.

"Fuck, what a lousy hand! It would be fine if I didn't have the bottom card, but now that I have the bottom card..."

"It's okay!" Luo Ziqi put her arm around his shoulders and helped him figure it out.

Datou played a 5, and Chen Haonan immediately played a 2.

Big Head was shocked: "You are crazy."

Chen Haonan chuckled and played three with one.

"Pass."

I looked at the cards in my hand helplessly.

"I do."

Datou also had three with one, suppressing Chen Haonan's cards. "Dude, you're awesome. You wasted a 2 and gave me the cards again."

After careful consideration, Datou played a 9.

Luo Ziqi was anxious and wanted to take 9 back.

Chen Haonan slapped her hand away and said angrily, "You can't take back the cards you played. You can watch from the sidelines, but don't make a fuss."

Chen Haonan got another 2 and took the big-headed single card.

Then he started performing, and after a while he had only one left in his hand.

I'm not too worried. Even if there's a big head between us, I can still let Chen Haonan go.

Big Head took it with a pair of Kings and started playing cards.

After a while, he only had three cards left in his hand.

"Haozi, the cards in your hand are no more than 10?"

"Guess." Chen Haonan smiled mysteriously.

Datou played a J, but Chen Haonan didn't want it, so I took it with the King.

"I knew the king was in your hands." Big Head said distressedly.

I played a 10 and thought to myself, Big Head, your cheating skills are just average. You have no idea what cards others have. But I know you have a pair of 9s left.

Big Head shook his head to indicate that he couldn't afford it.

Chen Haonan laughed and threw the Jack of Spades in his hand.

"Big Head, if you play a pair first, you might win."

"Even if you play a pair first, I can't win. You and Dong Hang both have average cards, but your cooperation is perfect."

Datou said with regret that he had to give Chen Haonan and me 50 yuan each.

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