Chapter 75 75 "Oops, I still prefer a dumber brother...

October is almost over, and the New Year will be here in three months.

When Feng Ci accidentally glanced at the time on the calendar, he was stunned for two seconds, as if lamenting how quickly time passed.

Feng Ci was intensively preparing for the CET-4 exam in December, doing exercises in his dreams and practicing his listening skills by watching British and American TV series during the day.

"elder brother."

The fat kid, who was as solid as a little cannonball, pushed the door open, swaggered in, and gave one of the apples in his arms to Feng Ci.

"Eat some fruit and take a rest."

Feng Ci glanced at his door panel with a distressed look, and scolded him with a dark face: "Meiguo, how many times have I told you to knock before coming in? Can you please listen to me for once?"

"I can."

The chubby kid scurried out, closing the door thoughtfully behind him. Not long after, there was a gentle knock on the door. "Is my brother there? Can I come in?"

That's more like it. Feng Ci nodded and said, "Come in."

"Bang!" The child ran in panting with his arms open.

"Brother, I miss you so much."

Feng Ci let Meiguo hug his arm and act coquettishly, his eyes always fixed on the computer screen:

"Thank you for thinking of me, but I won't help you with your homework."

Meiguo's eyes glazed over, and she sighed deeply. "Oops! I still prefer a dumber brother."

Oh, God, please take away my brother's wisdom. He already has a lot of beauty.

Feng Ci glanced at her and chuckled, "A dumb brother is still a brother. Do you think you can hide your little tricks from me? You're overthinking it."

Berry stopped pretending and took out a crumpled exercise book from her trouser pocket.

"Brother King, please help me with my homework."

Feng Ci chuckled.

Even the impressive title of King was given to him.

Feng Ci lowered his head. The characters on the Tian character book were simple horizontal strokes and vertical hooks. He pinched the fat on Meiguo's cheeks.

"Don't be so lazy. Do your own homework. Brother Da Wang also does his own homework."

Meiguo crossed her arms and said angrily, "Send my brother's stinky socks to be washed."

“…”

Feng Ci: "A meal of fried chicken for a pair of socks is a good deal, isn't it?"

"Since you don't want to wash it, I won't force you. You can buy your own fried chicken from now on."

What, you have to spend your own money.

Meiguo immediately forgot about her homework and took Feng Ci's hand, saying, "I'll force myself. I want some fried chicken, thank you."

"Then hurry up and do your homework."

Meiguo would sit down and write two words, then take a five-minute break. She would either scratch her butt or stare blankly, or play with the pencil sharpener and sharpen every pencil in the pencil case.

Feng Ci didn't know how much homework he had done, but when he stretched his neck and saw the eraser full of holes, he knew that Master Mei had worked hard.

Meiguo sighed as she wrote, and her little mouth kept mumbling, which sounded like chanting scriptures and made Feng Ci's head hurt.

Feng Ci: "Berry, little mouth."

Berry turned her head and blew a kiss with a pout: "Mmmmm!"

This was a big deal. Feng Ci's words were like a signal of liberation to Meiguo. The child put down his homework book and rushed over to play with Feng Ci like a happy puppy.

There is no strict requirement to complete kindergarten homework. It is entirely up to the children whether to do it or not. However, there are test takers everywhere.

Meiguo's two good friends, Feifei and Jiajia, are both good at completing their homework on time. Meiguo wants to fit in, but doesn't want to do anything on her own, so she asks her family to help her with her homework.

One Monday morning, Feng Chen received another helpless private message from Teacher Xiaowen.

[Berry Dad, please don't help the children with their homework.]

【Homework is only meaningful if it is completed by children independently.】

Feng Chen opened the picture and his cold expression cracked. The neat and beautiful handwriting didn't look like it was written by a child who couldn't even hold a pen steadily.

That brat Feng Ci couldn't even do such a small thing. He always betrayed his sister and got himself criticized as well.

*

After lunch, Meiguo took Feng Ci downstairs for a stroll. After they were sweating all over, they walked into a milk tea shop very naturally.

The child nodded at Feng Ci: "I'm thirsty, buy me a Bobo milk tea."

Feng Ci thought that the child had just returned from the magical world, so he turned a blind eye and treated the encounter with the milk tea shop as a coincidence.

After getting to drink the milk tea as she wished, Meiguo happily took Feng Ci's hand and went home. She climbed onto the bed with her bulging belly, patted the seat next to her, and asked Qiao Tong to tell her a story to put her to sleep.

He lives his life like a little emperor.

"Baby, mommy is going to the bathroom for a while. I'll come out later to help you change your clothes."

Berry: "Mom, go ahead, I'll send it to you in a few seconds."

"That's great." Qiao Tong kissed her cheek as a reward, got out of bed and put on her shoes, "Then mom will go to the bathroom first, you lie down obediently."

The kindergarten teaches children how to put on and take off clothes. Meiguo usually puts on and takes off her clothes by herself during her nap in kindergarten.

Berry sat on the bed and started to operate confidently, but her clothes, soaked with sweat, were like they were stained with strong glue. Berry grunted and struggled for a long time, feeling dizzy from exhaustion. Finally, her head got stuck in the collar and she couldn't get it out.

Berry held his breath and tried to pull his head out, but he was sweating and his head was big and round. Buried in his clothes, Berry felt like the sky was getting dark.

She cried out in panic, "Mom, help me! My clothes are fighting with me!"

Qiao Tong hurried out of the bathroom, straightened the child who was lying on the bed, then grabbed the collar and pulled it up, carefully freeing the child's head.

Meiguo was panting with exhaustion. He crawled into the quilt with his chubby white body like a cricket pupa, too shy to look at anyone.

"Mom, I seem to have a little too much flesh."

Qiao Tong lay beside Meiguo, patted her back through the quilt, and said with a smile:

"More flesh means the baby has grown up. Mommy wants to congratulate the baby on growing a little bit. He will soon become a little adult."

Berry is not a baby who would waste time on internal things, so he just followed the steps given by his mother and went down.

The mother and daughter were lying on the bed for a nap. Maybe because of the milk tea they drank after dinner, Meiguo was still full of energy after listening to two bedtime stories.

Qiao Tong was almost falling asleep, but his eyelids were becoming heavier uncontrollably.

Meiguo was still thinking about the previous story. She nestled in Qiao Tong's arms and asked, "Mom, was your childhood dream also to be a traveler?"

Qiao Tong forced her eyelids open and replied seriously, "No, Mom had two dreams when she was little, and one came true when she grew up."

"What is it?"

"A tailor and a doctor."

Qiao Tong thought about it carefully and realized that she had never asked her child what his dream was.

"Baby, what's your dream?"

Meiguo's eyes lit up: "My dream is that grandpa will go to school for me."

Qiao Tong: "...Why Grandpa?"

"Because Grandpa said he wanted to go back to his childhood. Mom, Grandpa loved going to school so much."

Meiguo: "Besides, my parents have to work to make money, and my brother is very stingy, so I let grandpa go to school for me~"

Wow, a sixty-year-old man is walking into the campus. Qiao Tong’s sleepiness disappeared in an instant.

"Baby, do you dislike going to school because you can't see your parents?"

Meiguo rubbed her eyes and said softly, "Mom, you know, a book is like a door. Every time I open the door, I don't know where it takes me."

"Children can't run around alone."

The child's eyelids gradually closed, and his voice became lower. "I'm a good child, I don't run around..."

*

After waking up from an afternoon nap, Meiguo took out a pair of stethoscopes from the toy box and hung them around her neck. She then wore a children's version of a white coat and came to the rabbit's cage.

"Room check."

Berry, with a stethoscope on her ear, took the rabbit out of the cage and placed it on her lap, asking herself:

"What's wrong with you?"

"Do you have a stomachache? Don't be afraid, I'm here to listen."

"I see."

Meiguo took out two blueberries from his jacket pocket and said in a pretentious manner, "This is medicine. Take two at a time, three times a day."

The blueberries were just bought this morning. They were sweet and juicy. Feng Rabbit ate them so fast that his ears wiggled happily.

[So delicious that you want to scream]

【Rabbit is so happy~】

[Make a nest for your baby, make a nest~]

Feng the rabbit played house with Berry and ate so much that his belly became round, but the hair was too long and too thick to be seen.

As soon as the game of playing house was over, Feng the rabbit started plucking fur to make a nest in the rabbit cage again. Meiguo saw that it was still doing the same thing and immediately became anxious. She lay down in front of the cage with her butt sticking out and shouted:

"Rabbit, why are you hurting Jiji? I order you to stop."

Feng the rabbit didn't understand and was still immersed in the joy of building a nest.

The chubby boy stretched out his little hand to touch the rabbit: "Doctor Berry cured you before, why are you sick again?"

The rabbit, who was obsessed with building a nest, shook and jumped away with two whooshes.

Feng Ci came out of the room, rubbing his forehead. "Why are you making so much noise in the middle of the day instead of sleeping?"

Meiguo squeezed out two tears and complained: "Brother, Feng Rabbit doesn't want to live anymore. It's hurting me."

Feng Ci didn't even blink as he pulled a bottle from the refrigerator and poured it down his throat. "What do you mean you don't want to live anymore? I don't know how happy I am to be alive. I'm not plucking my hair because I'm sick, I'm plucking it to build a nest."

Berry's eyes were full of confusion.

"She thought she was going to have a baby, so she plucked her own hair to make a nest, understand?"

“!!!!”

"She's going to have a baby soon."

Berry was very shocked. She didn't feel surprised at all about becoming a grandmother. She was just terrified and at a loss.

Meiguo picked up Feng Rabbit and rummaged through her fur, "Where's the baby? Where's the baby?"

Feng the rabbit kicked his legs in fear.

Fengci Translation: "It says you've gone crazy."

Meiguo was stunned, and Feng Rabbit took the opportunity to jump down and run away. Meiguo turned around, her cheeks puffed up like a pufferfish: "You're talking nonsense."

"Your potion doesn't work. I can still understand animals talking." Feng Ci screwed the cap on the bottle, looked at her and asked, "Do you have any idea about this?"

The topic changed so suddenly that Berry's little brain took a moment to react, revealing a look of surprise and doubt.

"Wow, brother, you've become a spirit."

Feng Ci: "...Speak some human language."

Berry spread her hands and said, "I won't complain."

"Then what should I do?" Feng Ci was upset. "Do I have to listen to mice moving, cats and dogs fighting, and crickets falling in love for the rest of my life?"

Berry blinked his big round eyes.

The chubby boy raised his orchid finger to his lips and chuckled, "Brother, you are so lucky."

Feng Ci replied sleekly, "Do you want this blessing?"

It’s better not to do that. After all, it’s easy to stop a fight between people, but if you try to stop a fight between animals, you may get yourself involved too.

Last time, Feng Ci tried to stop the three cats from fighting, but they started to scold him instead. Later, the cow cat sheriff, who saw injustice, stepped forward and beat the cats one by one with his fists.

He was determined not to bother with such trivial matters anymore.

In order to save his brother from danger, Berry took gifts to find the Roland Grass Elf to answer his questions.

After being apart for half a month, Berry still missed the knowledgeable Roland Grass Elf. It was because of him that she could return to the magical world and fly freely with Xiu Xiu to visit her good friends.

The Roland Grass Elf is a kind elf who will answer any questions. They are born as encyclopedias of the magical world and know everything in the world.

When the elf heard what happened to Feng Ci, it immediately came to a conclusion.

Because Feng Ci was drenched in the saliva of the Baroness all the way, he activated the special voice package function.

Baronesses are the most special kind of magical beast in the magical world. They are the ears of the world and have the ability to listen to the voices of all things. The partners they like will share some of their abilities after being touched by their saliva.

Unless the Baroness herself is willing to erase Feng Ci's ability, it will be useless even if Valeria is resurrected.

Berry was stunned.

She turned her head to glance at Feng Ci who was sitting on the sofa playing games, and sighed heavily with an air of maturity.

"God gave the Baroness a pair of ears, but forgot to give her eyes."

"God is so careless."

"He must be the most mischievous boy in the kindergarten."

The Roland grass elf sat on the branches, swinging its short legs and smiling delicately with its lips pursed.

Berry stared at it, and the elf stopped smiling and immediately covered its grass skirt tightly.

Berry: "Don't be afraid. I won't look at your little Chuchu."

The elf was skeptical.

“Because I’ve already seen it.”

The elf blushed and quickly hid in the Roland grass.

Berry rested her chin on the bay window and coaxed, "Come out, little elf! I've brought you a gift."

"Look, isn't this flower beautiful~"

The berry holding the flower looked like a wicked witch holding a poisoned apple, and the elf was terrified.

Until I heard her say—

"The flowers the fruit elves gave me can be used to make beautiful clothes."

The Roland Grass Elf slowly popped its head out.

Fruit elves are the elves who love beauty the most and are the best at making clothes. They are the most respected tailors in the forest.

Berry: "Ahem, you can't force me to study just because I'm wearing new clothes."

The elf blinked his big green eyes twice and agreed readily.

Meiguo doesn't know how to make clothes, but Qiao Tong can, and not only can he do it, but he's also very good at it.

The flower was only a small one, but Qiao Tong did not hesitate to use gold and silver threads to make a set of Little Prince clothes for the young teacher, including a crown and a cloak, and the buttons were made of mermaid pearls. It looked so noble and elegant when he put it on, and he looked so lively and impressive.

The Roland Grass Elf was so happy that he didn't live in the Roland Grass anymore. He stuck to Qiao Tong every day and fed him knowledge continuously.