Chapter 115

RouDun stood up and looked proudly at the suitcase he had pulled, then said with his little mouth, "I want to show my dads this."

As he spoke, he was about to lift the suitcase off the ground. Although the small suitcase was a piece of cake for an adult, it was a bit heavy for a human child who had just turned four. After all, this chubby kid was afraid that his father would not have enough money, so he had also stuffed two piggy banks into it.

The chubby, round body stood up from the ground, and the crew members wanted to help.

To everyone's surprise, the little guy made a "whoosh" sound and used his chubby little arms to lift the suitcase that had fallen to the ground.

After picking it up, it didn't forget to pat its little chest and praise itself, "Dun Dun!"

His thumb suddenly popped out from his little fist, "Great job!"

For a moment, the program crew members who wanted to help had nowhere to put their hands.

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"What kind of move is this? Am I praising myself?"

"Hahaha, this little guy is exactly like my mute husband in some ways."

“DunDun is really strong. There’s his dad’s pocket money in there.”

"Damn, he actually managed to lift it up."

"Ahhh, so cute! He politely asked Dun Dun what color burlap sack he liked."

"My mute husband gave birth to a lovely baby for me."

"Great, Lin Qiong! You've successfully made me a mother without pain!"

——

A staff member interjected, "Are you planning to bring the baby over?"

The little dumpling blinked twice at the staff with its big eyes, then pressed its little paws on the suitcase.

Snap—

The lever suddenly sprang out.

Program team: ...

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"Hahaha, this kid is amazing!"

"DunDun: I'm just strong, but I'm not stupid."

"Hahahaha, why does the show become so funny when it comes to Lin Qiong? Is being silly contagious?!"

"This kid is making jokes with a straight face."

"Aww, the baby is so cute! Is this the allure of human babies?!"

——

The chubby boy grabbed the lever and started walking on his short legs. "Uncle, I'm going to find my dad now."

As he spoke, he went up to the third floor.

Staff member: "Baby, let Uncle Luggage help you with your luggage, otherwise you won't be able to go up the stairs."

But RouDun shook his head, "No need, it's my own business..."

The comment section was filled with: "Make it yourself!!!"

The staff were in a dilemma, worried that the little one might bump or get hurt. "How will the baby climb the stairs then?"

RouDun pointed to a spot not far away, "DunDun, take the elevator up."

As soon as the little guy finished speaking, everyone turned to look at the spot where the chubby little finger was pointing. There, they saw a two-door-wide elevator.

There's a small hook on the wall near the elevator entrance with a long Mickey Mouse cartoon hand hanging from it, obviously for human babies to press the elevator button.

Program team: ...

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"Poverty truly limits imagination, hahaha."

"There's an elevator in our building!!!"

"What's wrong with the production team today? They've suffered one Waterloo after another, hahaha."

"The guests are so silly and the production team is so silly, hahaha, it's amazing."

——

Dundun spoke up, "Uncle, Dundun will take you there."

As she spoke, she pulled her suitcase to the elevator, picked up a long pole, and the elevator doors opened. Zai Zai and the others went inside, but there were a total of eight people, including the production crew, the stylist, and the assistant hired for Lin Qiong, which was obviously a bit crowded.

At this moment, Rou Dun stepped back on his own, saying, "It's too crowded. Uncles, go ahead first. I'll wait for the next one."

The little chubby boy's words immediately threw a group of adults into a flurry of activity, as they hadn't expected him to be so sensible at such a young age.

"No need, let Dundun go first."

To everyone's surprise, the little guy, carrying a suitcase, said, "Dad said we should respect the elderly and care for the young."

Staff: ...

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"Lin Qiong, you truly live up to your reputation."

"Ahhh, DunDun is such a good parent!"

"Respecting the Elderly and Caring for the Young"

"Hahahaha, the production team has suddenly aged."

——

While Dundun and the production team were discussing who should go up first, Fu Xingyun successfully pulled Lin Qiong out of bed.

Perhaps Lin Qiong was also afraid of missing her old man after leaving home, so she clung to him tightly for three days in a row before leaving. At eight o'clock in the morning, Lin Qiong was being held on someone's lap, and she was so sleepy that she kept falling against the person.

"Floating Clouds".

The other person's voice was lazy and weak, like a lazy cat whining to someone.

I want to sleep.

Fu Xingyun glanced at the wide-open neckline and his gaze darkened. "The production crew is here."

Lin Qiong hugged the man's neck, her eyes still closed, and said, "Sleepy."

Fu Xingyun didn't say anything, but started massaging Lin Qiong's back. After sitting for a while, Lin Qiong slowly woke up, but she didn't let go of his arm.

Seeing that the man's face was expressionless, she whispered in his ear, "I will miss you."

As he spoke, he winked at the person, and Fu Xingyun always fell for his charm, both before and now.

Fu Xingyun looked down at him. "What did you call me?"

Lin Qiong blushed, "Daddy."

The man was satisfied after hearing this, and just as Fu Xingyun was about to ask for something else, there was a knock on the door from the outside.

"Daddy, Daddy! It's Dundun!"

The son's voice came from outside the door, startling Lin Qiong so much that she almost fell off Fu Xingyun.

Knowing that the production team would not allow any intimate moments with Lin Qiong, Fu Xingyun raised his hand, pinched Lin Qiong's chin, and pecked her face a few times before calmly preparing to open the door.

Dundun waited outside with his small suitcase. The door suddenly opened, and Dundun excitedly stomped his foot, beaming at the tall man before him, "Daddy!!!"

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“wsl…”

"He passed away peacefully after calling out 'Daddy'."

"Even without showing his face, Mr. Fu is so manly! I absolutely love the veins on his arms!!"

"Is my mute husband inside? Please let me see."

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Dundun looked at Fu Xingyun and then pointed to his own suitcase, "Daddy, Dundun made this himself."

That's how Dun Dun is raised. He's strict when he needs to be, but he's also generous with praise when it's due. He believes his son doesn't need harsh discipline, since there will be plenty of opportunities to teach him a lesson later.

She reached out and ruffled her son's fluffy head. "Very good."

Dun Dun was very satisfied after being praised, and said, "Let Daddy see."

As she spoke, she peered inside and asked, "What were Daddy and Daddy doing in there just now?"

Fu Xingyun froze for a moment, then gave up in despair, saying, "I'm working overtime."

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"Hahahaha, what the hell? Working overtime? Can Boss Fu really be so serious and funny?"

""work overtime""

"So you're doing lewd things inside, right? Hehehe."

"I, Mr. Fu, am a man who is lewd every day."

"Boss Fu is really my ideal type, and he's good to the kids too."

"President Fu: Anyway, I don't show my face, so being shy isn't my problem."

——

Just then, Lin Qiong also came out after changing her clothes, "Meatball."

The little guy's eyes lit up, "Dad!"

Lin Qiong picked up her son from the ground and kissed his chubby little face several times, making the little guy giggle.

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"Lin Qiong! Lin Qiong!!!"

"He's out! He's out! My mute husband, whom I haven't seen for half a year!!!"

"Lin Qiong finally appeared! How heartwarming! I just realized that the baby's eyes look just like Lin Qiong's."

"I feel a strong sense of identification with them; they are already my husband and children."

"I want to move in. I hope Mr. Fu won't be ungrateful and move out on his own."

"I like your wife, and remember to close your bedroom door!!"

"There are times when Boss Fu is not at home, right?"

——

RouDun saw Lin Qiong and quickly pointed to the suitcase with his little finger, "DunDun made this, he brought Daddy's favorite thing."

Lin Qiong smiled and asked, "What is it?"

The chubby angel smiled and said crisply, "Money!"

Lin Qiong: ...

No one knows a father better than his son.

The chubby little boy raised his chubby hand and touched Lin Qiong's face. After receiving praise from his fathers, his little face returned to a serious expression. "Dad, have you packed your luggage?"

Lin Qiong then remembered, "Not yet."

RouDun patted his little chest. "DunDun will help Daddy collect it."

He then asked Lin Qiong to put him down and started running into the room.

"Daddy! Please help me."

After hearing this, the man followed him inside, leaving Lin Qiong alone to face the production crew.

He scratched his head sheepishly for a moment, "Sorry, I got up a little late."

The production team said, "It's okay, it's understandable."

Lin Qiong: ?

"The whole country knows you're working overtime."

Lin Qiong was completely bewildered.

After packing their suitcases, the family of three ate breakfast.

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"Holy crap, am I seeing things? This is the baby's third glass of milk."

"My goodness, they can really drink!"

"Little one, drink the big cup! Drink up!"

——

After breakfast, Lin Qiong prepared to take her son to catch the plane. As she left, she deliberately looked back and mischievously said to the waiting-for-husband rock, "Have a nice weekend, Mr. Fu."

Bullet comments:

Lin Qiong: Go play by yourself.

"Hahaha, this is the taste of freedom."

“Very good, a perfect provocation.”

"Go ahead and be a slut, your husband will fuck you to death when you get back."

——

The show will be filmed over three months, with each shoot taking place on a weekend for three days and two nights.

After boarding the plane, Lin Qiong took her son for a nap. When they opened their eyes, they had already arrived at their destination. They then drove to their destination, a small ancient town in the south.

Dun Dun stared wide-eyed at the scenery outside the window. "Daddy, it's so beautiful here."

Lin Qiong also looked over and said, "Yes."

Has Dad come here before?

"This is also my dad's first time here."

RouDun looked out the window and said, "Next time we come, we'll bring Daddy along."

Lin Qiong poked her son's chubby cheek, "Are you excited to see other kids later?"

RouDun nodded. "Let's be friends."

After the car came to a complete stop, Lin Qiong got out with the little one. Once the production crew saw that most of the guests had arrived, the show officially began.

After the host finished reciting an advertisement, he began to introduce the program rules: "We need to live in the small ancient town for three days and two nights. We will play many games and challenges. The first challenge is to hand over your mobile phone and money. Of course, the children's toys, friends and snacks also need to be handed over."

These words caused not only the other children to freeze, but even the little adult, RouDun, to stiffen.

The wrestler's little girl burst into tears upon hearing this.

"No, no, they're all mine, why should I give them away?"

The crying startled the other children. The little boy from the actress's family rushed into his father's arms, while the little girl from the director's family, not knowing what to do, smiled happily. When her father tried to take the snacks out, her little mouth pouted.

However, the situation changed drastically when it came to Lin Qiong.

Lin Qiong and Rou Dun stood there, their faces full of shock, without making a single move.

Lin Qiong swallowed hard. "Do we have to hand them all in?"

Staff member: "That's right."

Lin Qiong hesitated for a moment, "Actually, I didn't want to say it."

"What?"

"I have a fatal disease that will kill me if I don't have money."

Staff member: "Do you think I'd believe that?"

Lin Qiong completely broke down, saying, "I can't live without money."

"..."

——

Hahahahaha.

"What a handsome guy, it's a pity he only has a mouth."

"Lin Qiong! Your son is right there! Put away your deadpan attitude!"

"What a disappointment! You're still the same as when we first got married, even after becoming a father! It's my fault too."

"How many dishes are up ahead?"

——

While Lin Qiong was still in shock, Rou Dun had already opened his suitcase and taken out the two heavy piggy banks. He then looked at the rabbit doll that Xiao Taozi had given him, and finally tossed the items into the basket with his short legs.

But he was still just a four-year-old child, and looking at the doll that Xiaotaozi had given him with reluctance, he asked, "Will you treat him well?"

Staff member: "Of course."

RouDun nodded after hearing this, "DunDun believes in you."

This sentence has melted everyone's hearts.

She then quickly returned to her father's side, saying, "Dad, it's okay. After you hand over the money, Dundun will earn more for you."

——

"Goodness, the dad next door is coaxing his son, and Lin Qiong's son is coaxing his dad."

"Hahaha, I'll earn it for you, Lin Qiong, did you hear me?!"

"DunDun is so well-behaved, oh my god, he is so sensible."

——

Upon hearing this, Lin Qiong handed over a wad of RMB from her pocket.

The staff member was surprised, "How come there's so much cash?"

Lin Qiong scratched her head. "My husband heard that they were confiscating cell phones and was worried that I wouldn't have any money, so he brought me some cash."

He watched with reluctance as the money was taken away.

When Lin Qiong returned, Dundun told him to squat down, then opened his little arms and hugged his father's head, saying, "Well done, well done."

Lin Qiong: ...

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"Meatball and his useless father."

"For a moment, I didn't know who my father was."

"Well done"

——

Fortunately, it was the first time the show was being filmed, and apart from the struggle for sleeping spots, everything else went quite smoothly over the three days and two nights.

After the third day of filming, since the next location was not far away, the families were arranged to stay in the booked hotel for five days before heading directly to the destination to avoid the hassle of traveling back and forth.

However, Fu Xingyun, who had been counting down the days until his wife and son returned, froze upon hearing the news and flew there the very next day.

Although they were only separated for three days, in his eyes it was like a short separation that made the honeymoon even better. Fearing that no one would take care of Roudun while he and Lin Qiong were being affectionate, he specially brought Fu Jinglin, who was on summer vacation, along with him.

Fu Jinglin had thought they were going on vacation, but instead they found themselves in a remote place. He asked with a sour face, "Uncle, where is this?"

Fu Xingyun: "A place where people stay."

"..."

After arriving at the hotel, the father and son, who had been watching Ultraman together, suddenly brightened up.

Lin Qiong was pleasantly surprised, "Why are you here?"

Fu Xingyun: "I've come to see you all."

Rou Dun was also very excited when he saw Fu Jinglin, "Brother!"

Fu Jinglin was quite fond of his younger brother, and picked him up in his arms, saying, "Let me see if you're heavy."

The meatball was amused and kept laughing.

Fu Jinglin, already used to the lovey-dovey couple, said, "Come on, I'll take you to conquer the world."

The chubby boy's eyes lit up instantly. "Like Ultraman?"

Fu Jinglin smiled confidently, "Just like your brother."

Meatball: ...

The one who saves the world isn't necessarily Ultraman; it could also be your brother.

Although Rou Dun didn't understand, he was greatly shocked.

Fu Jinglin thought that playing with the child would be fine, but after a day of it, he found himself unusually tired. The next day, he let the little fat boy play with his fathers and stayed in the hotel to rest.

Fu Jinglin found him on the morning of the fifth day, just as Fu Xingyun was waking up.

Upon seeing Fu Xingyun, he sat up. "What's wrong, Uncle?"

Fu Xingyun didn't beat around the bush, "Let's do something."

Fu Jinglin asked in confusion, "What is it?"

"You can bring RouDun to the next episode."

Fu Jinglin woke up immediately, "What the hell?"

Fu Xingyun: "Mm."

"Uncle, I can't take care of kids."

Fu Xingyun frowned: "Watch the way you speak."

"...Uncle, I can't take care of the child."

Fu Xingyun: "You can."

Fu Jinglin: "Who said that?"

"I."

"..."

Last night I made people hate me so much that Lin Qiong is still too tired to get up. There are still three hours until the show starts, and it's inconvenient for Fu Xingyun to show his face, so the only person we can use right now is Fu Jinglin.

Fu Xingyun patted his eldest nephew on the shoulder and began to brainwash him, "You can do it."

"No, I can't."

Fu Xingyun: "A man can't say no."

"..."

Excellent.

After experiencing the suppression of his bloodline once again, Fu Jinglin embarked on the path of raising children.

But then he thought back to when he was a child, his uncle had also taken care of him while he was studying, and he had never complained about him.

Before leaving, Fu Xingyun reminded him, "Watch how you speak."

So when a handsome male college student who was nearly 1.9 meters tall appeared carrying a chubby dumpling, everyone was stunned.

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"Holy crap, what's going on? Who's this handsome guy?"

Where is my mute husband?

"Ahhhhh, who is he?! He's so handsome!!!"

"Sihasha, a male college student."

——

Rou Dun began to introduce himself, "This is my older brother, Fu Jinglin."

Production crew: "Kissing?"

Fu Jinglin: "It was a gift from his father when he got married."

"..."

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"Hahaha, I know, this is Boss Fu's nephew."

"It was a wedding gift; the whole family is a bunch of idiots."

——

Staff member: "Baby, why did your older brother bring you this time? Where's your dad?"

Rou Dun simply said, "Dad is away on a business trip."

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"Goodness, isn't this Lin Qiong's job? Where did she go on a business trip?"

"After working overtime, she went on a business trip. Lin Qiong's back is ruined."

"So you've been made unable to get up, huh? Serves you right for being so reckless."

“Dunzi is a good kid; he doesn’t treat us like outsiders at all.”

——

Although he had planned everything out before setting off, Fu Jinglin, a young master, was still flustered and almost swore several times while taking care of the child in the car, but he managed to hold back in the end.

But once the vehicle entered the remote mountain village, Fu Jinglin's face finally darkened.

He thought to himself, "What a godforsaken place this is."

Then he picked up the little meatball and said with a look of refusal, "We absolutely will not live here."

Although it was a sunny day, there was still a lot of mud on the ground after we got out of the car because it had rained the night before. Fu Jinglin gasped and then picked up the little guy with one hand after glancing at Rou Dun.

——

"I love it when you hug me with one arm."

Does your younger brother have a girlfriend?

"Can you lift a 200-month-old baby?"

"This little brother has a grumpy face, but his older sister likes him."

——

Several families had already arrived not far away. Fu Jinglin was afraid that Rou Dun would step in the mud, so he kept holding the little guy. However, he was also very dissatisfied with this tourist destination and was in a bad mood. Moreover, he didn't like having mud on his feet, so his brows were tightly furrowed.

As I was walking, the suitcase wheel bumped into something and got stuck in a small mud puddle.

"Damn it!" Fu Jinglin couldn't take it anymore, but as soon as he finished speaking, he met Rou Dun's innocent big eyes.

Fu Jinglin: "In the second month of spring, the grass grows and the orioles fly."