Chapter 18 Chapter 18 Delirium It happened to be Saturday,...

It happened to be Saturday, but Lin Jianyuan didn't sleep in. Instead, he got up early, brushed his teeth and washed his face, and prepared to go out without even eating breakfast.

"Working overtime?" My roommate just happened to come out of the room.

"Go to the hospital," Lin Jianyuan said. "Check up."

He discovered something was wrong when he went to work yesterday.

Although work is harmful to your health, it is really outrageous to start losing vitality after sitting in front of the computer for only an hour.

The body was sending out distress signals, so of course he had to go to the hospital. So, as soon as he got back last night, Lin Jianyuan made an appointment for a medical checkup.

Roommate: "Accompany you? I happen to be free."

Pink went into the water and floated to his side, leisurely like a soft cloud.

Lin Jianyuan thought for a moment and said, "Okay."

Seeing Pei Shuo like that yesterday, Lin Jianyuan knew that he had frightened his colleagues again by going crazy in public.

Indeed, it would be better for him to have someone accompany him when he goes out, otherwise it would be troublesome if he went crazy on the street.

Lin Jianyuan put the Nie Ni Le in his pocket and went out with his roommate.

I even picked up the trash before going out.

sk——

“So handsome…”

In the operating room, the patient under general anesthesia was pushed out from the operating table.

The incandescent light in the corridor shone on her dazed face. She stared at the male nurse pushing the bed for her with wide eyes, her eyes twinkling. "Doctor, you're so handsome. Are you a doctor or a nurse? So handsome. So handsome."

The male nurse's ears turned red after being praised for being handsome. The nursing assistant next to him teased, "That's right, our nurse Xiao Zhang has a lot of admirers!"

"What a handsome butt!" The young female patient giggled. "The doctor is handsome too, and his fingers are handsome too. Hehehehe, so many handsome guys, all of them are SSRs in this ten-draw combo."

Male nurse: “?”

The female patient was still giggling. A passing doctor in green surgical gown glanced at her and said, "She's talking nonsense after the anesthesia. Don't just stand there. Send her to the recovery room immediately. We're about to take the next operation."

"Oh oh." The male nurse's ears turned even redder, and he hurriedly pushed the bed with his master.

In the recovery room, the beds are filled with patients.

The anesthesiologist sat in charge, staring at the monitor next to each patient.

The male nurse handed the patient over to the anesthesiologist and said, "She's talking nonsense."

The anesthesiologist was not surprised: "It's okay. It's normal."

"So handsome." The female patient's eyes sparkled, and she couldn't stop smiling at the anesthesiologist. "You're so handsome too. How come you're so handsome too?"

The anesthesiologist couldn't help laughing: "I'm a woman."

Female patient: "The women are handsome too. Why are they all so handsome? This pool is great, I want it all. I want it all. Hehehehe."

The male nurse was about to leave when the anesthesiologist called him back and asked a few questions about the operation.

The male nurse said: "The vital signs during the operation were all good. The blood loss was not much, about 50 ml. It was just that the computer screen was a little black when the Eight Immortals Crossing the Sea was performed."

The anesthesiologist was taking notes in a notebook and was stunned when he heard this.

Looking up: "Huh?"

Male nurse: "The name of the piggy curtain is dog. The leaders of our nursing department are all 18th generation pure-blooded idiots. Why do people want to go to heaven? Oh, it turns out that the nursing department is full of stinking idiots."

The anesthesiologist finally understood after hearing this and nodded, "Hawthorn juice can indeed be used as a No. 7 battery. Performance appraisal is overtime, and expired stool specimens should be evenly applied to the director's gastric mucosa."

The male nurse said happily: "I am a seal! Milk tea has fatty liver and I am 23 years old!" He lifted up his surgical gown and patted his belly happily.

The anesthesiologist looked around, confirmed that all patients' vital signs were stable, and said with relief, "It's great to work overtime! I don't bring an umbrella on rainy days because I love going to work!"

"You guys are..." The doctor, who hadn't seen any patients, poked his head in suspiciously. The next second, he suddenly realized, "Great! Very energetic! I've already topped up the parking fee. After get off work, shall we go catch SCI in the sea together?"

"......?" The patients who were gradually waking up from anesthesia looked at the medical staff in panic.

Before long, the patients also began to laugh and excitedly talk about life.

Outside the hospital.

"Time Team! All civilians within 1 km of the contaminated area have been dispersed!"

"Team Time! Public opinion has been controlled! We're currently announcing that the oxygen pipeline is under emergency repair! More support is on the way in fire trucks!"

"Team Time! No casualties at this time!"

"Captain Shi! The seal level is clear! It's S-rank—"

"[Delirium]." The masked man waved his hand coldly, "Enter the arena!"

"Yes!" All members of the action team followed closely, crossed the cordon, and quickly approached the contaminated area!

——ip.

"Why is the traffic jam so severe?" Lin Jianyuan looked at the stalled vehicles on the roadside in confusion.

The road was jammed with cars, and the annoyed drivers were honking their horns.

All the cars were heading in the opposite direction of the hospital.

There were traffic police directing traffic at the intersection, and a conspicuous cordon was set up on the side leading to the hospital, prohibiting any vehicles from passing.

Could there be a fire? Lin Jianyuan wondered, but there was no fire truck in sight.

No matter what, the scene before me was really wrong.

Lin Jianyuan said decisively: "Forget it. Let's not watch it anymore and go!"

Roommate: “Going home?”

Lin Jianyuan turned his head and glanced at his roommate, and instantly understood what he meant - his roommate was also glowing today, and it was obvious that he had dressed up carefully again.

Although he didn't know why his roommate had to dress up carefully to accompany him to see a doctor, since he looked so handsome, he definitely didn't want to just go back like that.

Lin Jianyuan thought about it, took out his mobile phone and searched for nearby food on the review app.

"Then let's go have a meal..." Lin Jianyuan realized that it wasn't a good time for lunch since it was only a little after nine o'clock, so he changed the subject and said, "Or maybe have a cup of coffee before going back?"

"Okay." The roommate smiled, looking gentle as if he never had a temper.

My roommate really doesn't have a bad temper and isn't picky.

Lin Jianyuan randomly found a coffee shop near his home, picked it up and showed it to his roommate, who said "OK".

So the two of them started walking according to the navigation. Lin Jianyuan was not familiar with the area, and the hospital was closed, so he followed the navigation for a long time but couldn't find a way out.

"What's wrong with the navigation? There is clearly no road ahead. Did I turn too early? It doesn't make sense..." Lin Jianyuan muttered while holding the phone.

Suddenly, he caught a glimpse of a strange white color from the corner of his eye, and Lin Jianyuan glanced at it subconsciously.

It was a young man, disheveled and wearing a baggy shirt.

His white shirt was wrinkled, and so were his black trousers. There was a lot of dirt on them, and they looked as if they had just been shoved into the mud.

He looked sickly pale and very thin, with empty eyes and a blank expression. His steps were unsteady, as if he was walking on cotton.

The man staggered past Lin Jianyuan.

Lin Jianyuan looked up from the navigation on his phone. Suddenly, he said, "Hello."

The roommate beside him stopped walking, but the man seemed to have heard nothing and continued to stumble forward.

His long, pale hands and feet seemed to have no bones left and he had no strength.

His head swayed slightly with each step, like a spore mushroom that could not bear any weight.

Lin Jianyuan frowned, took two steps forward, and said, "Wait a minute, buddy."

The man stopped when a stranger blocked his way. He raised his dazed eyes slightly and looked at Lin Jianyuan's face without focus.

Lin Jianyuan looked at his loose shirt - the collar of the shirt was open, revealing his collarbone.

The other person did not intentionally open his collar, but the buttons on the collar were missing.

The crooked thread ends sticking out look like a question mark.

He is just a huge pale question mark.

Lin Jianyuan said, "Brother, are you sick? Do you need help?"

The man didn't answer, but just looked at Lin Jianyuan in a trance.

"Brother?" Lin Jianyuan frowned and waved his hand in front of him, wondering if this man was blind.

However, the other party is not blind.

Silent eyes finally refocused.

The disheveled pale man looked up at Lin Jianyuan, his lips parted as he uttered a word in a light and hoarse voice:

"ah."

Lin Jianyuan: “?”

It was a very soft breath, and the tone was indistinguishable.

Lin Jianyuan was surprised: "Ah? What did you say?"

The man stopped talking. His face was still blank and lost, and his lips unconsciously uttered a breath: "Ah, ah..."

Lin Jianyuan frowned and asked suspiciously, "Is he sleepwalking?"

My roommate's intestines churned slowly as I asked, "What are you going to do?"

The tone was full of interest.

Lin Jianyuan lowered his head and fiddled with his phone: "I'll call the police for him. He doesn't look right. Maybe he's lost from his family."

Lin Jianyuan pressed 110 and was about to look up to check the surrounding road signs when he found that the strange man was gone.

Gone? ! !

Lin Jianyuan's pupils trembled. A policewoman's voice came from the phone: "This is the 110 emergency call center. Please speak."

Lin Jianyuan looked around in shock, but found that the street was empty, without even a ghost, let alone a disheveled man.

He quickly asked his roommate: "Where are the people?!"

Roommate: "Ah. I don't know."

Lin Jianyuan: "Wasn't he here just now?! Such a living person, didn't you see where he went?!!"

Roommate: "I'm watching you on the phone."

Lin Jianyuan: “………………”

"Hello?" the 110 police officer continued to ask, "What's the situation over there?"

Lin Jianyuan didn't know what to say for a moment, so he had to apologize to the young lady who answered the police.

After hanging up the phone, he looked at the empty road with a confused look on his face.

"Is this another hallucination?" Lin Jianyuan was completely confused. He pointed to where the man had been standing and asked his roommate, "Did you see that? There was indeed someone here just now, right?"

Roommate: “People?”

Lin Jianyuan's heart pounded, and he thought his roommate's next sentence would be "Where was that person just now?"

That's a ghost story!

Fortunately, my roommate didn’t say that.

My roommate said, "Yeah, it was. But it disappeared in the blink of an eye. It was so strange."

Lin Jianyuan breathed a sigh of relief.

Roommate: “Why are you so relieved?”

There was amusement in his tone.

Lin Jianyuan looked at the corners of his mouth that were slightly raised, and thought to himself that you were the weirder one who could laugh when encountering such a weird thing!

That night, Lin Jianyuan saw a hot search in the same city.

#XX Hospital oxygen pipeline leak#

Lin Jianyuan clicked on it and found that it was the hospital he didn't go to today.

It turned out that the hospital's central oxygen supply pipeline had a leak and there was a risk of explosion, so the police and fire department urgently evacuated the crowd.

"There have been quite a few accidents like this lately." Lin Jianyuan leaned against the kitchen doorway, scrolling through his phone as he spoke, "You really have to be careful when you go out."

"Yeah." My roommate was cooking in the kitchen, the atmosphere was bustling with activity, and the atmosphere was quite lively.

Lin Jianyuan: "By the way, do you remember the man we met outside the hospital during the day? Do you think he..."

The duodenum was wrapped around the handle of the pot, and my roommate was shaking the pot while asking, "What?" in a nonchalant tone.

Lin Jianyuan: "...It looks like he just finished messing around with the silver handkerchief. He looks like he's been fucked to pieces."

Bang!

His intestines slipped and the wok fell onto the stove.

Lin Jianyuan was startled: "What are you doing?"

Roommate: "...It's okay, just continue."

The duodenum slowly rolled up the handle of the pot again, and the wriggling colon contracted and expanded.

Lin Jianyuan looked at him suspiciously for a long time before realizing that his roommate was trying so hard to hold back his laughter that his intestines were shaking.

Lin Jianyuan was speechless and said, "Why? Doesn't he look like one? Look at his face, he looks like he has kidney deficiency."

"That's kidney deficiency?" My roommate said with a slight smile, "I don't understand."

Lin Jianyuan: "It's kidney deficiency. Aren't his legs weak and his steps unsteady? His eyes are lifeless, his face is pale and he looks dazed..."

Roommate: “Hahaha.”

Lin Jianyuan: “Hahahaha.”

Roommate: “Hahahahahahahahaha!”

I don't know why my roommate was laughing so hard that he couldn't even continue cooking. His duodenum was wrapped around the spatula, and his whole set of intestines was squidgy from laughing...his intestines were shaking.

Lin Jianyuan looked at him and laughed, and for some reason he suddenly found it very funny.

“Hahahahahahaha!”

The two of them laughed non-stop in the kitchen.

The wonderful weekend has passed, and the unhappy Monday is here again.

Early in the morning, the alarm clock rang. Lin Jianyuan shouted, "Get to work," then closed his eyes and turned off the alarm clock, intending to sleep for another five minutes.

However, before he fell asleep, he heard the Nienile thief say, "My family needs vitamin D. I didn't expect osteoporosis. My world contains all of human history. Mom, I'm awesome!!!"

Lin Jianyuan: “?”

What the hell???