Chapter 17 Chapter 17 Short Circuit Lin Jianyuan frowned and thought...
Lin Jianyuan frowned and thought for two seconds, then turned around and grabbed another mobile phone on the table.
Pei Shuo quickly screamed: "Brother! That's my phone!!"
However, Lin Jianyuan did not smash his phone. Lin Jianyuan just grabbed a handful of air and put it into the charging port of Pei Shuo's phone.
Then he said in shock: "It really can be charged..."
Everyone: “???”
Pei Shuo was really worried now.
He approached cautiously and said in as soothing a tone as possible: "Brother, don't get excited first, can you put your phone down?"
Lin Jianyuan seemed not to hear him. He turned his head and said to the corner of the table, "B-grade? This is B-grade? I think it's about the same as the Eyevine. Almost useless. You're useless too. But since it can charge my phone, I'll forgive it."
Everyone looked in the direction where he was speaking.
The person he was talking to was... a Squeeze Toy.
Lin Jianyuan was communicating with the plastic squishy machine as if no one was around, and everyone's eyes gradually changed from surprise to worry.
Lin Jianyuan chatted with Nienile for a few words, then suddenly walked towards Qin Shi.
Qin Shi took a step back nervously.
Pei Shuo hurried forward and grabbed his arm: "Brother!"
Pei Shuo's face was full of worry, but he didn't know what to say so as not to irritate him.
Lin Jianyuan turned his head to look at Pei Shuo, and suddenly seemed to remember something, and hurriedly said to Qin Shi: "Oh, it's okay, don't be nervous, I just saw hallucinations again, a little obsessive-compulsive disorder... Um, can you move aside and let me get something?"
Qin Shi was a little bewildered and looked around. Everyone also had confused expressions. Only Pei Shuo held Lin Jianyuan's arm and silently mouthed, "It's okay."
After Pei Shuo calmed everyone down, he said to Lin Jianyuan, "Brother, you do it! Do you need my help?"
Lin Jianyuan: "Can you see it?"
Pei Shuo was stunned: "What?"
Lin Jianyuan pushed his hand away, bent down and got under the desk: "I told you, this is my hallucination, how could you possibly see it..."
Lin Jianyuan was hiding under Qin Shi's desk, fiddling with something.
Everyone was a little curious and uneasy, but they didn't dare to go forward for fear of disturbing Lin Jianyuan.
Pei Shuo hesitated for a moment, then waved to everyone and signaled with his eyes, "I'll take care of him, you guys go and do your work."
Everyone looked at each other and then returned to their workstations.
Someone sighed softly.
Lin Jianyuan rearranged the blood lines that were twisted around.
He connected the blood threads growing from the mobile phone to the mouse, the blood threads growing from the office chair to the computer host, and the blood threads growing from the keyboard to the screen.
Anyway, the main focus is on finding the optimal solution for the shortest path, which perfectly avoids the risk of the route being too complicated and causing acute mental illness to him.
After sorting out the blood lines in the entire office, Lin Jianyuan stood up and let out a long breath.
It feels so good!
It's so neat and organized! A feast for the eyes!
The most important thing is that all the blood vessels have clear lines. You suck me and I suck you, forming a self-sufficient closed loop!
It’s really energy-saving and environmentally friendly!
Lin Jianyuan returned to his workstation happily. Suddenly, he remembered something and turned to Pei Shuo and asked, "Did I scare you just now?"
Pei Shuo smiled brightly: "It's okay, just like you said, it's crazy to be at work!"
Qin Shi also interjected, "It's a bit sudden, but since you're sick, there's nothing we can do. I suggest you go directly to Jiang Chen's office to have your attack next time."
Jiang Chen, who had been peeking from the darkness on the second floor, said: "What are you talking about!"
Everyone burst into laughter.
Lin Jianyuan readily agreed and said, "I understand, I understand. I'll try my best."
Jiang Chen roared: "Lin Jianyuan!"
Lin Jianyuan: “What are you doing?”
"..." Jiang Chen hesitated to speak, and finally uttered, "Take care of yourself! Go back and rest if you're tired!"
"?" Lin Jianyuan pointed at himself and looked at everyone in surprise, "Am I hallucinating?"
Everyone: "We seem to be hallucinating too..."
Jiang Chen: “…”
In the evening, the day's hard work finally ended.
In front of the subway station, Pei Shuo said, "Brother, let me take you home!"
Lin Jianyuan joked, "Why, do you want to pick me up?"
Pei Shuo's expression instantly cracked: "I'm worried about you!"
Lin Jianyuan: "Alright, alright, don't accompany your boss after work. You won't be paid overtime."
Pei Shuo looked at him, then at the plastic bag in his hand.
The plastic bag contained a large bag of air. No one knew what Lin Jianyuan was going to do with it.
No one dared to ask.
Pei Shuo's gaze lingered on the bag of air for a second before he finally took a deep breath and said to Lin Jianyuan, "Okay, then be careful on the road!"
skip.
Slice fresh beef, add sauerkraut and spices and cook until it becomes a light yellow soup.
When serving, sprinkle a handful of mint leaves on top. The fresh green mint leaves pile up like a small hill, forming a sharp contrast with the rich and mellow sour soup.
The heat brings out the cool fragrance of mint leaves.
Lin Jianyuan leaned against the kitchen door, his pupils trembling with excitement: "Mint can be cooked with beef?!"
My roommate smiled and said, “Yeah.”
——In fact, Lin Jianyuan didn’t know that it was mint.
Because what he brought back was actually the eye vine.
To be precise, it is the young leaves of the eye vine.
Ever since the eye vine was soaked in wolfberry, chrysanthemum and cassia seed tea, it has been growing wildly every day, and in the blink of an eye it has grown all over the wall.
Some tender leaves even grew onto Lin Jianyuan's work station without knowing the consequences.
Lin Jianyuan felt annoyed when he saw it, so he just picked up a few pieces.
When he plucked it, he found that the leaves were very tender and had a familiar fragrance.
He couldn't remember what the smell was exactly for a while.
Anyway, this thing grows very fast, and it was originally raised by him, so Lin Jianyuan had no psychological burden when plucking the leaves.
He simply took a large plastic bag, pinched back all the tender leaves on the eye vine, and filled a large bag with them.
Lin Jianyuan was still wondering what use this thing could be, but when he got home he casually put the bag on the shoe cabinet. His roommate saw it and said:
"Is your company giving out benefits again?"
...and so it evolved into this.
My roommates were performing a stunt of sausage dancing in the kitchen, and the steam from the wok brought out the scent of the eye vine leaves.
Lin Jianyuan raised his head and sniffed, finally identifying the familiar fragrance!
It's mint!
Wait, he knew mint was good for the throat, but was it good for the eyes too?
Lin Jianyuan quickly pulled out his phone to check. Hey, mint really does improve eyesight!
Its aroma can stimulate the nerves around the eyes to relieve visual fatigue, while peppermint oil can dilate local blood vessels to improve dry eyes. Menthol and menthone can also assist in anti-inflammatory and promote the disappearance of eye inflammation.
In addition, in traditional Chinese medicine, mint has the effects of dispersing wind-heat, clearing the head, relieving sore throat and rash, soothing the liver and relieving depression, and detoxifying and reducing swelling...
——The case is solved.
Why can staring at eye vines relieve eye fatigue and even improve vision? Case solved!
Because it’s actually mint!
If you think about it carefully, it makes sense. Mint, as a small, fresh and easy-to-grow plant, is also very suitable to be placed in the office.
In the eyes of the psychopath Lin Jianyuan, it seemed like vines were growing in his colleague's eyes. In reality, it was probably the office potted plants that he pulled out and forced into the wolfberry, chrysanthemum and cassia seed tea.
I just don’t know how my colleagues felt when they saw his series of weird actions, hahaha.
In short, everything can be explained. This world is indeed materialistic.
Everything was explained reasonably. Lin Jianyuan immediately felt relaxed and refreshed.
The mint and sauerkraut beef pot was served, and bubbles were still bubbling in the pot.
Lin Jianyuan took the initiative to set the table and served two bowls of rice.
The sour soup was appetizing, and the mint was fragrant. Lin Jianyuan's mouth started watering just by smelling it.
"Eat it." said my roommate with a smile.
"Eat!" Lin Jianyuan picked up the beef with a chopstick and stuffed it into his mouth.
——Holy crap!!!
The mint wrapped around the beef is like swallowing an aroma bomb the moment you put it in your mouth.
The mint wasn't as cool as I'd imagined, perhaps because the steaming hot soup dispelled that cooling sensation – so all that was left was the aroma! An incredibly refreshing aroma!
The fragrance rushed straight to the top of his head, causing Lin Jianyuan to squint his eyes.
Then there's the acid.
The slightly spicy sauerkraut seems to be mixed with other spices. The sour and spicy aroma is like a torrent, rushing into the throat, stimulates the appetite, and falls into the stomach warmly, bringing a solid hot feeling.
And it’s still fresh!
It’s not the kind of freshness that comes from MSG, but the ultimate refreshing freshness brought by tender beef and mint leaves!
Lin Jianyuan originally thought that adding mint to beef hotpot was a bit of a dark dish, but he didn't expect that the mint flavor could be perfectly integrated into it.
A sip of hot soup and a bite of tender beef, the color, aroma and flavor separated. Lin Jianyuan felt the mint freshness rising straight to the top of his head, and the hot, spicy and sour aroma warmed his stomach.
The word "delicious" is not enough to describe this experience. Lin Jianyuan was so happy that his soul almost flew away!
Lin Jianyuan said nothing and just ate voraciously.
Compared with Lin Jianyuan who ate a lot, his roommate's eating manners were much more elegant.
Unlike Lin Jianyuan, he did not hold the bowl and drink the soup in big gulps, but slowly scooped it up with a spoon.
His movements were slow and his eating manners were extremely polite.
Compared to the steaming mint and sauerkraut beef hotpot in front of him, Lin Jianyuan's hearty look seemed to attract more of his attention.
The corners of my roommate's mouth were slightly upturned, and his intestines were wrapped around the handle of the spoon, slowly drawing circles in the bowl.
"Is it delicious?" My roommate smiled gently and asked knowingly.
"Godfather!" Lin Jianyuan held up the empty bowl with both hands and said sternly, "Please let me have another bowl! I can do anything!"
The roommate was stunned for a moment, chuckled, then picked up a big spoon and served him soup.
"I'm serious." Lin Jianyuan finished his third bowl of rice, put it down and said reverently, "Your cooking is really delicious. Master, what do you do for a living? You didn't learn to be a chef in school, did you?"
"Ah." The roommate responded noncommittally.
Lin Jianyuan: "Then can you..."
Roommate: “Okay.”
Lin Jianyuan: "? I haven't said it yet."
Roommate: "Didn't you ask me to cook for you?"
"Yes, yes..." Lin Jianyuan nodded repeatedly, thinking that his roommate understood him too well.
Now that things had come to this, Lin Jianyuan stopped being coy. He said, "Then we will..."
Originally thinking of splitting the bill 70% to 30%, Lin Jianyuan suddenly remembered that his roommate was still a student. He changed his tune and said, "I'll pay for the food. You don't have to cook every day. Just use what's in the fridge when you have free time. Just tell me what you want to eat and I'll buy it."
Lin Jianyuan actually didn't have much money, but his roommate's cooking was so delicious that he felt his mental illness would be cured if he ate a few more meals at his roommate's food.
If he could eat such delicious food every day, why would he need to take antipsychotic drugs?
My only concern was that my roommates would find it awkward. After all, they were just ordinary roommates—the kind I hadn't even added on WeChat.
Why should people cook for him?
Lin Jianyuan suddenly remembered the WeChat matter and hesitated whether to ask him again.
My roommate, however, propped up his chin with a piece of intestine, tilted his head, and said, "Okay. Are you very tired from work today?"
Lin Jianyuan's mood suddenly dropped. He said gloomily, "A little bit."
Roommate: "Then go to bed early."
Although he couldn't see his roommate's expression, Lin Jianyuan heard a sense of urging in his tone.
I couldn't help but feel confused, but I didn't ask, thinking that I must be overthinking it.
My roommate probably just expressed his concern casually.
Or, change the subject?
"..." The Nieniele thief hid in the backpack, trembling and not daring to speak.
That night, Lin Jianyuan, who had eaten and drunk his fill, felt sleepy early in the morning. He took a shower, went to bed, and fell asleep immediately.
The flesh-red shadow arrived as expected, and took Lin Jianyuan's head in its mouth, eating it heartily.
"Why do you cook for him..." The thief Nieniele bravely raised the question he had always had in mind.
"Is there any need to ask?" The soft throat moved slowly, and the pink vagina swallowed while mumbling incoherently.
Nie Nie Le: “?”
Nienile didn't understand what this meant, but saw Pink go into the water, lift up a piece of intestine, and gently place it on Lin Jianyuan's thin and upright collarbone.
The soft and tender intestine was like a snake without scales, cold and slippery, crawling on Lin Jianyuan's collarbone.
No one came to repair the air conditioner today, and Lin Jianyuan, who was only wearing a vest, was still restless in his sleep.
When she turned over, her arms and thighs were pressed on the pink lower body.
Lin Jianyuan hugged the soft and cool lump and went into the water, and his slightly frown finally relaxed.
He even pushed his head deeper into the other person's throat, comfortably resting his cheek against the cool and soft inner wall of the throat.
"..." The corners of his mouth, holding the entire head, curled up slightly. He swallowed happily a few times.
Nie Nie Le: “………………”
That’s enough!
You two are becoming more and more obscene!
Have you ever considered the feelings of me, a forced bystander?
…
At the same time, at a company two hours' drive from Lin Jianyuan's home.
On the bottom floor of the office building, in a place deeper and darker than the empty and deep parking lot.
Puff—thump. Puff—thump.
The huge tumor pulsated slowly, with countless blood vessels clinging to it, providing nutrients like tree roots.
Beneath the thick blood vessels are many more tiny branches, eventually forming a dense web of wriggling blood threads, which extend in all directions, absorbing the human life force.
Late at night, many floors of the office building are still brightly lit.
The social animals, cattle and horses, light up the night sky with their burning lives, and also make the blood in the capillaries surge vigorously and full of vitality.
An endless stream of vitality surged in like a wave, and the huge tumor in the center of the basement seemed to be immersed in the joy of passion and desire, breathing deeply.
Suddenly. Plop.
The tumor gave its first violent jerk.
The second time it was gone.
Tumor: “?”
As if in doubt, it squirms slowly, its blood vessels filling and dilating.
Puff.
It was only the first one again. The second one was like being hollowed out—gone?
Tumor: “???”
I spent the whole night comparing the tumor and the bloodshot, but I still couldn't find out where the problem was.
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