Chapter 16 Chapter 16 Life is in motion July...
The weather in July was still hot. Lin Jianyuan skipped the crowded subway process and went directly to the company.
It would be nice if I could skip work, but unfortunately I can’t.
The skipping of the Nienenle thief is very unintelligent. If Lin Jianyuan does not actively control his body, he will sit still like a mentally retarded person throughout the skipped part.
So you still have to go to work in person.
As soon as I get to work, there's a mess of things to do.
Although Pei Shuo was very active in helping him share the burden, there was really only so much that an intern who had just been in the company for a month could do.
Lin Jianyuan still has to handle most things himself.
After finally getting things done, Lin Jianyuan decided to take a paid shit to relax.
Just as I sat down, before I even opened the Candy Crush game, I heard Jiang Chen yelling outside, "Lin Jianyuan!"
Lin Jianyuan ignored it and continued to cheer.
Jiang Chen's voice came from outside: "Where is Lin Jianyuan? Where did he go?"
Not long after, the cell phone rang, and the small toilet cubicle was filled with the ringing music.
Lin Jianyuan got furious when he saw the word "Jiang Chen" and wanted to grab a piece of fresh feces and stuff it into his mouth.
Hurry, hurry, hurry! Hurry your mother! You can’t even take a shit in peace!
Lin Jianyuan cursed and rushed to Jiang Chen with his pants pulled up: "What's the matter!"
"Oh, you're here." Jiang Chen said, "Isn't there an empty desk downstairs? Take some time to ask the intern to clean it up and see if the keyboard and computer are working properly. A new colleague will be coming soon, so be prepared in advance."
Lin Jianyuan: “?”
Jiang Chen: "What?"
Lin Jianyuan couldn't believe it: "That's it?"
Jiang Chen said as a matter of course: "Yes."
"You called me out in the middle of a shit to tell me that? Can't you just—"
Lin Jianyuan felt the rage in his chest about to burst out again, but he finally managed to hold it back.
After all, this is Jiang Chen!
This is stupid!
It's so reasonable for stupid people to do stupid things!
Can he still expect a fool to do normal things? Then he is also a fool!
"I didn't even know you were using the toilet." Jiang Chen complained, "Also, could you be more civilized and stop talking about shit and piss all the time..."
Lin Jianyuan: "Then put it in your mouth."
Jiang Chen was caught off guard and asked in shock, "What?"
Lin Jianyuan said calmly, "If you don't let me swear, then I can only stuff shit and piss into your mouth. You can't suffocate people to death by shit and piss, right?"
Is this how it's used?!
Jiang Chen was horrified and covered his mouth in panic.
Others may say that you are holding back your stool because you are angry.
But Lin Jianyuan is not like that!
He is a psychopath!
Jiang Chen was really scared!
“…Anyway.”
In the office, Lin Jianyuan told his colleagues, "From now on, everyone can swear freely."
A group of people laughed until they crowed.
"Hahaha, you actually won the right to swear for us!" Qin Shi laughed so hard that he pounded the table. "And you, my hero, you are a true friend!"
"Lin Jianyuan has become much more energetic since he became mentally ill." Su Zhiwei was relieved, "We are much more energetic too!"
Everyone laughed wildly, but Lin Jianyuan was still upset and stood up and walked out.
"Brother, are you going to continue pooping?" Pei Shuo followed with a chuckle, "I'm going too! This is the legendary paid pooping! I'm going to experience it too!"
"You're crazy!" Lin Jianyuan said angrily, "I'm going to smoke!"
"Oh. Hahaha." Pei Shuo was still happy even after being scolded, like a big golden retriever who was kicked by his owner but still smiled foolishly.
Pei Shuo has a really good personality.
Lin Jianyuan came downstairs to the company - if he was filming a TV series, he should have gone to the rooftop to smoke, where the view would be better, but unfortunately this was reality.
The rooftop is locked and you can't go up.
There were already several white-collar workers in suits standing in the smoking area. Lin Jianyuan recognized that they were people from other floors, so he nodded and greeted them.
Everyone smiled at each other, revealing the same tired smiles of cows and horses.
"Oh, I feel like my soul is being drained out of this class."
"That's right, I live like a top every day."
"So busy?"
"Not only is it busy, but you also get whipped."
"Don't mention it. I've been working overtime every day lately and haven't had time to spend with my child. The child got up early that day, and I held him in my arms before leaving. He looked as if he didn't recognize me..."
The cows and horses smoked and complained about the company and life. The smoking spot was filled with smoke, and a small mountain of cigarette butts soon piled up in the ashtray.
Although Lin Jianyuan has no family, he can empathize with others.
Before he knew it, he had finished his second cigarette.
When he took out the cigarette box and was about to smoke the third one, his hand suddenly stopped.
A red line emerged from the cigarette box and moved silently towards his fingers.
If Lin Jianyuan goes left, the red line will go left.
If Lin Jianyuan goes right, the red line will go right.
Lin Jianyuan snapped the cigarette box shut, and the red line was beheaded and disappeared in an instant.
Lin Jianyuan: “?”
He opened the cigarette box again and saw that there was nothing inside except a few cigarettes.
When he wanted to smoke another cigarette, the red line suddenly appeared out of nowhere and quietly climbed up his fingers.
Lin Jianyuan: “…”
Anti-addiction system, right?
Lin Jianyuan looked around and found that at some point, red lines had grown from the cigarettes between the fingers of the cattle and horses.
Blood-red threads wriggled and entwined around their fingers, piercing deeper into their veins with every puff of smoke.
Yet they were completely oblivious, their tired and numb eyes piercing the smoke as if searching aimlessly for the future.
"Is it raining?" Lin Jianyuan said suddenly.
"Ah? Is it raining?" Everyone looked up from the smoke. Some people stretched out their hands to catch the rain in confusion.
The sky was gloomy, and everyone seemed to realize that the time was almost up, so they said goodbye and returned to their own cow sheds.
The moment the cigarette box was put away, the wriggling blood threads broke one after another.
Lin Jianyuan just glanced at it and then looked away.
Lin Jianyuan finished smoking and returned to the office, which was still busy.
Everyone was so busy that they seemed to be stuck to their seats and didn't even have time to drink water.
Lin Jianyuan also returned to work. After a while, he suddenly felt something was wrong.
He stood up suspiciously and looked back.
Oh my god, that bloodshot has grown back!
Fortunately, there were not many blood threads this time, only one, and it was not as tough as before that required scissors to cut.
This time, as soon as Lin Jianyuan raised his butt, he heard a "bang" sound.
The blood thread broke.
Lin Jianyuan suddenly thought of something and turned his head to look around.
Sure enough, everyone in the office had blood on their bodies.
On the left, Pei Shuo is concentrating on revising a PowerPoint presentation. He has two buttocks, one on the left buttock and one on the right.
On the right, Qin Shi was cursing while crunching data. There was a pile of hair under her butt, one on her right hand connected to the mouse, and another on the back of her neck connected to the computer screen.
In the front right, Su Zhiwei was furiously communicating with a client. Besides the wound on his buttocks, right hand, and back of his neck, there was another one on his throat.
——Oh, maybe not the throat.
It's the thyroid gland.
After seeing this, what else could Shanglin Jianyuan not understand?
——This blood thread is not an ordinary blood thread at all!
This is their body's signal for help!
Upon realizing this, Lin Jianyuan stood up decisively and clapped his hands loudly: "Comrades!"
“?” Pei Shuo looked up.
"What!" Qin Shi looked up angrily.
“@!#!@%#……!%!” Su Zhiwei was still feeling frustrated while communicating with the stupid customer.
Lin Jianyuan cheered, "There's always work to do, and your body is yours! Everyone, let's put down our work, step away from the screen and relax our minds. Let's do it together!"
Pei Shuo: “?”
Qin Shi: “?”
Even Su Zhiwei, who was on the phone, said: "???"
The whole audience was stunned for a second.
The next second, everyone woke up!
"Right! You're right! Work belongs to the company, but your body belongs to you! Screw the early meetings! Even if the sky falls, I'll take a ten-minute break!"
"Fuck, fuck, fuck, I didn't even remember it until you told me. My bladder is about to explode! I need to pee first!"
On the second floor, Jiang Chen poked his head out in confusion and was shocked to find that everyone in the office had gone crazy!
Qin Shi was doing squats, Pei Shuo was doing burpees, Su Zhiwei was doing Ba Duan Jin, and the others were also doing various sports.
The craziest one, Lin Jianyuan, stood in front of the wall with his hands on his hips, staring at the empty wall, concentrating and not knowing what he was doing.
It would be fine for others, but Jiang Chen was most afraid of Lin Jianyuan going crazy. He couldn't help but yell, "Lin Jianyuan! What are you doing!"
"Keep your anus lifted!" Lin Jianyuan said angrily, "Why aren't you allowed to do that at work? You're going to compensate me if you get hemorrhoids?!"
Jiang Chen: “…”
If you want to lift your anus, then lift your anus. Why are you being so mean to me?
Is kegel exercises a glorious thing? How dare you yell about it so confidently?
Jiang Chen felt his scalp tingling as he watched the chaotic and chaotic scene of people working out in the office.
Just as I was about to speak up to stop them, I heard everyone sighing, "It's true that getting up and exercising will make you feel much better," and "It's true that five minutes is enough," and then they all returned to their workstations.
Jiang Chen: “?”
Is this the end of the dance?
Seeing the office return to peace, Jiang Chen seriously suspected that he had been tricked: "???"
How about I do an anal lift too?
After some exercise, everyone's spirits were much better than before, and the atmosphere in the office was no longer as irritable and depressing as before.
Pei Shuo returned to Lin Jianyuan, panting slightly, his face rosy and his eyes bright.
The class smell on his body was swept away, and he instantly turned back into a lively male college student.
Going to work is indeed the most harmful thing to your health.
After five minutes of exercise, the wriggling blood vessels on everyone's body disappeared.
Even the Nieniele thief couldn't help but exclaim: "What a miracle doctor!"
Lin Jianyuan said with satisfaction: "Life lies in movement."
Unfortunately, this miracle doctor’s effects are short-lived.
An hour later, the bloodshot threads twisted out from the office chairs, keyboards, mice, and computer screens, and twisted their way closer to everyone's bodies.
Lin Jianyuan decisively called on everyone to exercise again.
Another hour passed...
"Is this never going to end?" Lin Jianyuan slammed the table, furious!
Going to work! As expected! It’s the most damn harmful to your health!
Every hour, blood would emerge and suck away his vitality!
It's either a keyboard or a mouse!
It’s either an office chair or a computer screen!
It's never going to end! I'm so annoyed!
Let’s destroy them all!!
Everyone was startled by Lin Jianyuan's sudden roar. Even Jiang Chen couldn't help but stick his head out from the second floor, frowning to see what Lin Jianyuan was doing.
Lin Jianyuan pointed at the computer screen and yelled, "Suck, suck, suck! Suck it a few times! Suck it! If you suck again, you bastard computer, I'll punch you to death!"
He turned around and cursed at his phone again, "And you, you loser! My heart is burning just replying to a WeChat message! Downloading files is so laggy! You just want to piss me off so you can inherit my thyroid nodules, right?! You're paralyzed!!"
Everyone: “…”
Jiang Chen: “…”
Although the words are rough, the logic is sound, but they are too rough.
Jiang Chen frantically winked at the people below, hoping someone would go up and control Lin Jianyuan.
But everyone was watching Lin Jianyuan go crazy, with looks of amazement in their eyes.
Cursing is useless, but it makes you feel better!!
——It’s so funny, doesn’t this look better than the work report?
Lin Jianyuan cursed all the office equipment including the screen, keyboard, mouse, computer host, etc., but his anger was still not subsided.
Pei Shuo had never seen such a scene before, and he was stunned.
Qin Shi was a little worried that he would really smash the keyboard, and was about to go up to persuade him, but saw Lin Jianyuan grab his mobile phone!
Qin Shi was horrified and said, "No, no! The phone is mine! It's expensive! It's expensive!"
But it was too late!
Lin Jianyuan did something that left everyone stunned!
He grabbed a handful of air and shoved it into the charging port of his phone, saying fiercely, "Poke, poke, poke! I'll let you poke! Poke yourself!"
Everyone: “???”
Jiang Chen: “…” I really want to breathe oxygen.
Everyone was stunned by his inexplicable behavior, and what was even more unexpected was that Lin Jianyuan himself was also stunned.
"Huh?" Lin suggested, picking up the phone and examining it again and again, asking suspiciously, "Why is it still charging?"
Everyone: “?”
What!
Can you charge your phone while you're going crazy?!
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