Chapter 15 Chapter 15 The temple is bustling with activity...
The temple was bustling with activity. A young man approached the monk with his hands clasped together and asked devoutly, "Master, my neck has been feeling heavy lately, and I can't lift my shoulders. Do you think there's something dirty sitting on my shoulders?"
The master pulled out a diagram of the upper body anatomy of the human body.
"No. You have upper cross syndrome caused by long-term keyboarding and shoulder flexion. Just go home and do some chest expansion exercises."
Young man: "Master, I still feel a chill on my back. Is there some evil spirit secretly hiding behind me?"
The master pulled out a diagram of the middle-body human anatomy.
"No. You have lumbar muscle strain caused by long-term improper sitting posture and lack of exercise. Just go back and strengthen your core and back muscles."
Young man: "Master, I still..."
The master couldn't stand it anymore and pulled out a monitor. The content showed a young man sitting in front of a computer in a shrimp-shaped position at work.
The master was heartbroken: "Look at yourself, you are almost curled up like a shrimp, how can you not have back pain?
The young man also broke down: "Master, it's not that I don't want to take care of myself! But I'm so busy at work. When I get to work, my butt feels like it's been nailed to the chair. How can I have time to pay attention to my sitting posture?"
At this point, the master pulled out an ergonomic chair and began to expound on the performance and advantages of this product in a sermon-like manner...
Lin Jianyuan finished the KV as quickly as possible. Pei Shuo was amazed: "Brother, how did you come up with this idea! You actually connected ergonomic chairs with burning incense!"
Lin Jianyuan: "It's a bit far-fetched, but never mind, I'll send it to Party A first and see if I can fool them."
Pei Shuo had a flash of inspiration: "How about adding a twist? When the young people return to the company, there's a chilling atmosphere, just like in a horror movie. But it's not actually haunted, it's the resentment of office workers that's too strong. And our ergonomic chair is blessed by a temple, so as long as the young people buy it, they can ignore the resentment of their predecessors and go to work peacefully!"
Lin Jianyuan looked at him in surprise: "You still have to go to work even though it's a ghost. If you like working so much, are you going to die?"
Pei Shuo: "Hahahaha."
The big golden retriever's eyes are sparkling, and coupled with his youthful and handsome face, it's like he's in a workplace idol drama.
And Lin Jianyuan is the senior with dark circles under his eyes who is responsible for creating the feeling of a corporate slave.
But then again, Lin Jianyuan's dark circles have actually lightened a lot recently...
Ever since the eye vine was transplanted into the wolfberry, chrysanthemum and cassia seed teapot, Lin Jianyuan's eyesight has improved a lot, and he no longer feels eyestrain no matter how long he sits in front of the computer.
He even suspected that it was not the eye vine but himself that was soaked in the health tea.
How can it be so obvious?
The wisdom of our ancestors still makes sense.
The client of the ergonomic chair was fooled for the time being. Lin Jianyuan finished his work successfully.
It was July, and I could feel the scorching summer outside before I even left the office building.
Lin Jianyuan loosened his tie a little and walked towards the subway station under the scorching sun.
Before he knew it, Pei Shuo had already been interning for a month. Lin Jianyuan felt that he was performing well and learning things quickly, so he would definitely have no problem getting a full-time position in three months.
During the rush hour, the scorching sun makes the air hot and sticky.
The air conditioning at the entrance of the subway station was turned on very high, and Lin Jianyuan felt refreshed all of a sudden.
Lin Jianyuan used to hate summer the most because it was painful to squeeze into the subway.
During rush hour, the food is usually canned sardines, but in the summer it becomes canned herrings.
The carriage was filled with all kinds of odors, including sweat, body odor, and foot odor, and it was so hot and stinky, it was like shit being turned over in a microwave.
Even if the air conditioning in the subway is turned on high, with so many people, each breath will absorb all the cold air.
Every time he squeezed into the subway, Lin Jianyuan's shirt and trousers would get wet and sticky, and his hair and clothes would stick to his body, conveying the body temperature of strangers on the subway more clearly.
Extremely difficult.
Fortunately, we now have Squeeze Music.
Pah.
What used to be a two-hour commute is now over in the blink of an eye.
"Your happiness is built on my pain..." Nienile swallowed the time with tears in her eyes.
Lin Jianyuan ignored the crying of the stress-relieving toy, returned home in a good mood, and took a shower first.
He turned on the air conditioner in his room before taking a shower, but when he came out of the shower, the room was still hot.
Lin Jianyuan picked up the air conditioner remote control suspiciously, looked at it again and again, and then climbed up on a stool to touch the air vent.
There was no air in the air conditioner.
Lin Jianyuan called the landlord, who said, "It's too late to find someone to fix it for you. Let's talk about it tomorrow."
Lin Jianyuan: "Then I'll find someone to fix it myself. I'll send you the bill when the time comes, and you can transfer the fee to me."
But the landlord said, "If you find someone yourself, of course you pay for it."
Lin Jianyuan suspected that the landlord was afraid that he would falsify the bill, so he said, "Then I'll have the repairman give you a quote directly, and you can negotiate the price with him yourself."
The landlord was unhappy: "Why do you want me to negotiate the price? You're bothering me so late at night. Look at the time. How can you, a young man, not know any manners? The air conditioner doesn't work, why don't you just turn on the electric fan? What's wrong with holding on all night? You're so delicate at such a young age, you can't even handle a little hardship. Let's talk tomorrow!"
After saying that, he hung up the phone.
Lin Jianyuan stood there holding his cell phone, his anger rising in waves. He wished he could drag the landlord over and stuff a piece of microwaved feces into his mouth.
The clean clothes he had just put on after taking a shower were now soaked again. He couldn't help but knock on his roommate's door, wanting to ask if he could stay with his roommate for the night.
However, after knocking for a while, the door remained closed.
My roommate is not here. I guess he has classes in the evening.
Lin Jianyuan stood in front of his roommate's door, feeling dizzy from the heat. He wanted to go in and enjoy the air conditioning first without asking for permission later.
His hand was already on the door handle, but Lin Jianyuan thought about it and gave up.
Forget it, it’s better not to enter someone’s room casually, since you are not familiar with them.
If something is lost then it will be hard to explain.
Lin Jianyuan had no choice but to take another cold shower. He opened the refrigerator to get a can of Coke and suddenly saw a bunch of summer black grapes.
The grapes are black and shiny, each one is big, round and plump, exuding a strong grape aroma.
The grapes were given to him by Qin Shi.
At noon, he helped Qin Shi complete the long-term analysis. Before leaving get off work, Qin Shi went to the fruit store and picked out two large bunches of grapes.
I gave one string to him and one to Pei Shuo to express my gratitude.
Grapes picked by hand are of better quality than those bought from outside. Each grape is firm and plump, and a whole bunch feels heavy in the hand, and it is very fresh.
Lin Jianyuan put the grapes in the refrigerator as soon as he got home, and they are almost frozen now.
I took out a few and peeled them. The flesh was icy cold. When I took a bite, the juice splashed everywhere. The rich grape aroma burst in my mouth, instantly cooling my throat and stomach.
Lin Jianyuan couldn't help it and squatted in front of the refrigerator and ate several of them one by one.
I feel a little better now.
Pei Shuo once said that if he were to leave, he would really be reluctant to leave his brothers and sisters. In fact, Lin Jianyuan was also reluctant.
Although the boss is an idiot, the colleagues are still happy to unite and insult the boss together.
If I change to another company, I may not be able to find such a good office atmosphere.
It would be even worse if you ended up in an office full of idiots.
Somehow he remembered Pei Shuo's words, "Our ergonomic chair has been blessed." Lin Jianyuan's mouth curled up, thinking that Pei Shuo was really a talented person.
It would be cool to eat grapes with the refrigerator door open, but the electricity bill was shared by him and his roommate, so it wasn't very kind of him to do so.
Lin Jianyuan finally stood up from the refrigerator.
After thinking for a moment, he wrote a note and taped it to his roommate's door, telling him to eat as much grapes as he wanted in the refrigerator. Then he brushed his teeth, washed up, and went back to his room to sleep.
Late at night, the temperature drops slightly compared to the daytime.
But it's still hot.
The electric fan was turned to the highest speed, shaking its head and making a whirring sound.
The bedroom window was opened as wide as possible, but there was not a trace of wind at night, as if the slightest air flow was blocked by the screen.
In the darkness, Lin Jianyuan kicked off the quilt, spread his arms and legs, frowned slightly, and slept uneasily.
The flesh-red shadow arrived as expected.
The Nieniele thief hid behind the pillow and pretended to be blind out of habit.
Aaaaah. My digestive system bit down on the giant lollipop. The corners of my mouth suddenly curled up wildly.
"Food tastes better after working..." The digestive system mumbled incoherently, and the appendix even bent with joy.
Nie Nie Le: “…”
I didn't dare to speak and could only curse him as an idiot in my heart.
Lin Jianyuan didn't wear pajamas today. He only wore a loose vest on top and shorts underneath.
He was lying on the bed with his arms and legs spread out.
His entire head disappeared into the digestive system's mouth, and his body below the neck struggled uncomfortably before turning over.
The brain just turned around in the digestive system and mouth.
"Hmm." The digestive system quickly retracted its teeth to prevent the tiny fangs from cutting the opponent's throat.
Lin Jianyuan's vest was slightly rolled up, revealing a part of his waistline.
Gulp, gulp.
The digestive system swallowed slowly and pleasantly, taking big gulps of what was to it the supreme delicacy.
The esophagus moved slowly like a snake swallowing a mouse, and the liver, gallbladder and pancreas rose and fell like breathing.
The digestive system held Lin Jianyuan's head, sucking and sucking.
Only after eating all the delicious negative emotions did it spit out the head with a sense of satisfaction, letting out a rainbow burp.
Wet.
Lin Jianyuan's forehead, eyelids, eyelashes, and nose bridge were all wet and shiny, stained with its saliva. His hair was wet and stuck to his forehead.
Lin Jianyuan had been eaten so much that he could not eat any more, but his eyes were still closed, immersed in sleep and unable to wake up.
The digestive system "looks" at this wet face and can't help but feel hungry again.
Although it was obvious that it could no longer suck out anything, it still took another bite and held Lin Jianyuan's head in its mouth.
The tongue slowly licks the back of the neck, and the duodenum ties a bow in pleasure.
Sucking and slurping is like eating a lollipop that will never melt.
Nie Nie Le: “…”
Stop sucking, okay?
You almost sucked out the person's brains!
"Hmm..." Lin Jianyuan suddenly moved again in his sleep.
The digestive system deftly retracts its teeth.
Lin Jianyuan turned over again, took a step forward, and his slender and straight calves pressed down on the thin air-conditioning quilt.
He seemed to feel something in his sleep and made an uncomfortable groan in his throat.
Then kick the quilt away with your legs.
After his digestive system was stimulated, he came to his senses and found that Lin Jianyuan had hugged him with his arms and legs.
The human body was slightly sweaty and the breathing was hot and deep.
Lin Jianyuan held its stomach, liver, gallbladder and pancreas with his hands, and pressed its duodenum, jejunum, ileum and cecum with his thighs.
He even used his heel to hook its colon towards him.
Let out a comfortable sigh.
Digestive system: “?”
The digestive system glanced at the air conditioner on the wall.
No wonder I slept so restlessly tonight.
The next day, early morning.
Lin Jianyuan woke up feeling relaxed all over.
"It was surprisingly cool last night." Lin Jianyuan yawned happily.
Nie Nie Le: “…”
The evil domain just left a minute ago, of course you are cool!
This human slept in the water with a lump in his arms all night!
It’s over, it’s over. No wonder the evil realm took a fancy to it!
How could this human being be even more perverted than this heretic!!!
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