Chapter 14 Chapter 14 Mental patients have broad ideas (6th consecutive update) ...
"So not only did you dream of your rich aunt treating you like a gigolo, but you also had a teddy cousin..."
Pei Shuo laughed so hard that he pounded the ground. "Is this why you were almost late today? But why is Teddy the older brother?"
Lin Jianyuan: "Because Teddy is 5 years old. One year of dog life is equivalent to seven human years. If converted into human years, he is 35 years old, which is older than me."
"Hahahahaha! That makes sense!"
"I'm dying of laughter, Lin Jianyuan, how can you be so funny even in your dreams!"
The office suddenly became a sea of joy.
Lin Jianyuan looked at his colleagues who were laughing and talking happily, then turned his head to look at the wall beside him.
In just one weekend, the walls were covered with eye vines.
Dense green leaves covered the crack in the wall, and the roots of the eye vine were soaked in a teapot of wolfberry, chrysanthemum and cassia seed tea, growing vigorously.
No one questioned the presence of so many vines, and no one noticed that the wall was cracked.
This is not right.
If they couldn't see the vines, how could the vines cover the cracks in the wall?
If they could see the vines, why didn't anyone find it strange that such a large area of vines suddenly appeared?
The more Lin Jianyuan thought about it, the more confused he became. Finally, he slapped his head.
I almost forgot, I'm a psychopath!
Why are you thinking about this? Have you taken your medicine today?
I really didn’t eat it.
Lin Jianyuan quickly took his medicine. After taking it, he felt more energetic and began to plan his work for the day.
There is actually not much work to do today - whenever Lin Jianyuan has this thought, an accident is about to happen.
"What?! Burning incense?!" Lin Jianyuan's incredulous voice caused everyone in the office to look back.
Lin Jianyuan frowned, stood up and went to the corner to make a phone call. It took him a long time to come back.
He pulled off many leaves of the eye vine.
"What's wrong, brother? Who wants to burn incense?" Pei Shuo looked surprised. "Isn't it another weird request from the client's father? But why is he asking you to burn incense?"
"They didn't ask me to burn incense, they asked me to incorporate an incense-burning element into my KV." Lin Jianyuan's mouth twitched. "There's been a meme online lately about young people choosing to burn incense over career advancement... and that one about the Lama Temple, where the comments have been read randomly. The client really likes it and wants us to play on it."
Pei Shuo: "But Party A wants an ergonomic chair... How does an ergonomic chair have anything to do with burning incense?!"
Lin Jianyuan took a deep breath, closed his eyes and suppressed his anger: "... Go find some information first. According to the requirements of the party A father..."
Before he finished giving the order, Qin Shi suddenly screamed, "Where's the wind elf data on the OA?! Why is the stuff I put in the 'Don't Delete' folder gone?! I have to submit the long-term analysis today!!"
The wind elf is the party A who almost killed the square-faced black cat last time.
As a general rule, we need to compare the LTV of users from different channels within one month, calculate the amortization period of traffic costs, and observe changes in brand search index in the past 30 days.
Qin Shi has always been in charge of data analysis.
The original data can actually be found on third-party platforms, but the quantity is huge. After Qin Shi sorted and analyzed it, he uploaded it to the company's internal shared disk for easy access by various departments.
It happened that her computer broke down yesterday and she took it to be repaired, and it hasn't been returned yet. She thought that no one would delete the things in the OA, but now these files are gone.
Lin Jianyuan said calmly, "First, check the operation log to see if you can recover the file. If not, quickly go to a third party to download the data again. I'll help you with it at noon... Pei Shuo, what's with that expression on your face? If you have something to say, just say it."
Pei Shuo slowly put down the office phone receiver and said bewilderedly, "The Wind Elf contact said their leader is flying to Europe this afternoon and asked us to move up the long-term analysis report to 1 p.m...."
Lin Jianyuan: “…”
Qin Shi: “…”
Su Zhiwei: “Ah!”
Lin Jianyuan's forehead was bulging with veins: "What happened again!"
Su Zhiwei: "There's a cockroach! It ran over to Qin Shi!"
Qin Shi: “Ahhhhhh——”
Snap! Lin Jianyuan crushed the snail with one hand!
Time paused, and the cockroaches crawling all over the ground stopped moving instantly.
Lin Jianyuan rushed forward and crushed the cockroach with one foot!
Release the squeeze and the stopped time returns to normal.
Lin Jianyuan was about to retreat when Qin Shi screamed and held him down, "Don't let go! The whiskers are still moving! Use a little more force and crush them a few more times!"
Lin Jianyuan: “…”
After being crushed several times, the cockroach finally lost all vital signs and was declared clinically dead.
Lin Jianyuan was finally able to return to his workstation and heard a burst of resentful whimpering again.
Lin Jianyuan was furious on the spot and glared at the wall, but found that the crying sound did not come from the wall, but from the toy car in his hand.
"Why are you like this..." The Nieniele thief sobbed in grievance, "So you're using the method of stepping on cockroaches to deal with me! You treat me like a cockroach!!!"
Lin Jianyuan: ###!
He was furious! He took out his Squeezing Le and threw it on the ground, stomping on it! Stomping! Stomping!
Nie Nie Le: "Ahhh, don't step on it, don't step on it. This is the foot that just stepped on a cockroach. Ahhh, my shell is in danger. Help me!!!"
The pinching machine is indeed a stress-relieving toy. After playing with the pinching machine, Lin Jianyuan felt much better.
He sat down at his workstation and continued to work hard in the dark.
The entire office was plunged into a low atmosphere, with everyone's keyboards clacking away, interspersed with compliments like "idiot," "this is toxic," and "this damn class is unbearable to attend."
Pei Shuo had never seen such a scene before, so he had to clamp his big golden retriever's tail tightly, fearing that his clumsiness would add fuel to the fire.
Lin Jianyuan frowned and concentrated his mind.
While negotiating with the client of the ergonomic chair to postpone the deadline, he was reading materials related to "burning incense" and "Yonghegong Temple".
At the same time, I was also teaching Pei Shuo how to set up the conference room to be used in the afternoon.
"Who's free?" Jiang Chen's voice boomed from the second floor. "Help me pick up a package downstairs!"
"No time!!!" Everyone roared in unison.
Jiang Chen was startled and turned back to the office, complaining, "It only took a few minutes to pick up the package..."
Lin Jianyuan suddenly looked up: "Boss Jiang!"
Jiang Chen was startled again, his voice trembling but he pretended to be calm: "What?"
"Do you have the long-term analysis of the wind elves? It should have been sent to you for review on OA." After Lin Jianyuan said this, Qin Shi suddenly realized.
Yes! If Jiang Chen had clicked on it and read it, there might be a file saved on his computer!
"Oh, yes." Jiang Chen said, "I downloaded it yesterday."
There is hope!
Qin Shi's expression lit up, and she quickly grabbed the USB drive and rushed into Jiang Chen's office.
A few minutes later, Qin Shi came back in a hurry, with an angry face and a lot of "grass, grass, grass" on his lips.
Lin Jianyuan: "What's wrong? Didn't you find it?"
Qin Shi: "Not only did he not find it!!! Damn, can you believe it! Jiang Chen pretended to be cool by changing the system language to English and then mistook delete for download!!! He was the one who deleted my file! What an idiot!!!"
Lin Jianyuan: “…”
Everyone: “…”
The case was solved, and everyone let out a sigh of relief.
Lin Jianyuan took a deep breath and instructed, "Does Pei Shuo know how to use SPSS? Okay, go help her draw the graph first, and I'll help you write the analysis later..."
It was a chaotic mess. Lin Jianyuan felt like his butt was glued to his computer chair all day long. Every time he tried to stand up, he was interrupted by something, and then he had to sit back down again to start a new round of darkness.
"Damn! I'm almost suffocating!" Qin Shi was also busy and exhausted. She no longer cared about her image. She grabbed a pack of tissues and rushed to the bathroom.
Lin Jianyuan hadn't had any water or gone to the toilet for the whole day. He was about to get up and move around when he looked up and suddenly saw a few red lines floating past his eyes.
“?” Lin Jianyuan was stunned.
The other end of the red line was on Qin Shi. As she ran to the bathroom, the thin red line that seemed to have life disappeared in an instant.
Lin Jianyuan couldn't help rubbing his eyes.
Are you hallucinating again?
He leaned back tiredly, and with a click, the backrest of the computer chair fell back.
He heard a creaking sound in his lumbar spine.
"Brother, do you want some coffee?" Pei Shuo yawned and handed over his phone. "I'll treat you. I'm so sleepy, haha——"
Lin Jianyuan was also extremely sleepy. He stood up and was about to answer Pei Shuo's phone call when he heard another sound in his spine.
Kara.
At the same time he felt something hooking his back.
Lin Jianyuan: “?”
Lin Jianyuan turned his head in confusion, only to find that the pulling force on his back was even stronger. It almost forcibly pulled him back onto the chair!
"Brother, what's wrong with you?" Pei Shuo noticed that his expression was different and couldn't help asking.
Lin Jianyuan: "My butt is numb from sitting."
"Yeah, me too." Pei Shuo stood up, squinted his eyes, and stretched comfortably.
There are two long, thin red lines behind the buttocks.
Lin Jianyuan: “?”
Lin Jianyuan narrowed his eyes suspiciously. He was not mistaken. There were two inexplicable red lines on Pei Shuo's buttocks.
A long, thin red line was tied on Pei Shuo's two buttocks.
Lin Jianyuan felt that staring at the male intern's butt was not right, so he quickly turned his gaze to the other side - the black seat of the computer chair.
There doesn't appear to be anything unusual about the mesh computer chair seat.
However, the moment Pei Shuo stood up, his movements became noticeably stiff.
It was obvious that the two red lines were also pulling him.
"Finally found it~"
The Nienile thief suddenly smiled evilly, "Hey, let me tell you, this thing is called [Bloodline]. It's a C-rank heresy~ It's not as pure and harmless as [Eye Vine]. I want to see how you can deal with it..."
Snap!
Lin Jianyuan picked up the scissors and slashed his back with the scissors.
"No, wait a minute?" Nienile suddenly became anxious, jumping down and bouncing wildly on his knees, "Don't cut it! This is your lifeline! If you cut this vitality, you can't get it back!"
"Is this thing sucking my life force?"
When Lin Jianyuan heard this, he cut faster.
With his quick and decisive action, his back was finally separated from the back of the computer chair.
Lin Jianyuan's range of movement became larger. He turned his head and saw that there were indeed countless short blood-red threads extending from his back.
The other end of the blood line had been cut off, and the remaining part was swaying like an anemone, as if it would stick to it again if it touched the chair.
Lin Jianyuan just took a look and continued to lower his head to cut the red line under his buttocks.
"You, you!" The Nie Nie Le thief was so anxious that he kept poking him with his tentacles. "Why are you so anxious? You don't even ask me! Cutting the blood line directly is not good for your health!"
"This is just the beginning." Lin Jianyuan snorted coldly, "I'm still taking this stupid class, and I'm afraid of this?"
Nie Nie Le: “…”
really.
Is there anything more detrimental to your life than going to work?
Lin Jianyuan dropped the scissors and stood up, only to find that Pei Shuo was looking at him with an uneasy expression.
"Brother, what were you talking about? What's sucking your life force?"
Pei Shuo's eyes were filled with worry, "Oh my God, are you sick again? Go and get some rest!"
Lin Jianyuan looked back at his office chair, then at the image of burning incense at Lama Temple on the computer screen, and suddenly an idea came to him!
"Damn it!" Lin Jianyuan pulled over the office chair and sat down again, a smile on his face. "I deserve this! My brain is really amazing!"
Pei Shuo: “???”
No, did the subject change so quickly?
Is this the legendary saying that mentally ill people have broad minds???
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