Chapter 13 Chapter 13 Why Can’t People Go to Work Every Day (5 more)…
"What's going on?" Lin Jianyuan finally put down his chopsticks and looked at the stage in surprise.
Roommate: “You finally…”
Lin Jianyuan: "Hasn't the bride already entered? Why are they playing the wedding march again? This is a serious accident. The wedding company is going to lose a lot of money."
roommate:"……"
My roommate burst out laughing.
"Yeah." The roommate laughed leisurely, "It's over."
"There are so many bubbles!"
Lin Jianyuan casually waved away the soap bubbles that floated in front of him one after another, frowning and saying unhappily, "Although it's dreamy, it's too unhygienic and has a huge safety hazard. It's easy to slip if you step on broken soap bubbles on the ground. Be careful when you get up."
Lin Jianyuan just brought his roommate here to eat for free, but he didn't want to cause him to break a bone and go to the hospital.
“…” The roommate said nothing, just kept smiling.
There were constant sounds of kissing all around. Some people hugged and kissed each other, some cuddled together and discussed what to name their future child, and some even stood up on the spot and held hands to go to the Civil Affairs Bureau.
"Let's go too!"
“And us!”
“Together, together!”
The whole table was cleared out on the spot!
The table was left untouched with steamed lobster, sea cucumber with scallion oil, braised abalone, Dongpo pork elbow, roast suckling pig, roast pigeon, old hen stewed with cordyceps flowers, and stir-fried swimming crab with salted egg yolk...
Lin Jianyuan fell into deep thought.
He knew something was wrong from the beginning.
Nonsense. He's just mentally ill, not blind. These people around him are suddenly having an acute love brain attack, and these pink soap bubbles floating all over the world, all of them are obviously problematic!
But the question is, which ones are illusions and which ones are real?
If it were in the company, Lin Jianyuan would have punched these illusions to pieces long ago.
He couldn't stand seeing people go crazy.
But it was someone else's wedding after all, and Lin Jianyuan didn't want to mess around.
After all, what does these people's love-brainedness have to do with him?
Maybe in reality, people are just attracted by the romantic atmosphere of the wedding and suddenly want to get married and fall in love?
After all, there are so many pink bubbles and it’s so romantic.
But these bubbles are really, really annoying!
Soap bubbles fell from the sky one after another, and all the delicious food on the table was affected.
There were several bubbles piled on each plate. How could we eat this?
Lin Jianyuan finally went crazy: "I can't stand it anymore!"
Roommate: “Huh?”
Lin Jianyuan moved as fast as lightning and quickly popped the bubbles in the glass in his bowl with his fingers.
Then he came over and poked the things in his roommate's cutlery.
Then he turned around and poked the young couple next door who were passionately kissing.
The soap bubbles burst one after another, making a crisp "pop" sound.
Even so, Lin Jianyuan still felt it was not enough.
He propped himself up and poked at every dish on the table.
Boo boo boo!
"Sorry, sorry..." Lin Jianyuan poked and apologized.
He knew he was having a seizure!
He knew there weren't actually that many bubbles! How could there really be so many bubbles? No matter how stupid the wedding staff were, they wouldn't have let so many bubbles fall into the food!
Just like no matter how romantic a wedding scene is, it's impossible for hundreds of guests to all fall in love at the same time! It's absolutely impossible!
Hallucination! It must all be an illusion!
But why is this hallucination so annoying?
Lin Jianyuan couldn't stand the bubbles anymore! His head hurt! And the sweet, sticky smell that went straight to his head was almost drowning him! He was almost unable to breathe!
stamp!
Poke, poke, poke!
The process of popping bubbles was quite relaxing. Lin Jianyuan's mental stress was immediately relieved!
Lin Jianyuan finished poking the bubbles on the table and started poking the bubbles in the sky and on the ground. After poking his own table, he ran over to poke the empty table next door.
This table of guests definitely didn't actually run to the Civil Affairs Bureau! This was all just his imagination, a distortion of reality!
"Sorry, sorry, sorry..." Lin Jianyuan poked and apologized frantically.
The people whose bubbles were popped were stunned on the spot. After seeing the person they were hugging tightly, they screamed and backed away.
Lin Jianyuan no longer cared about these guests because he finally saw the culprit who was emitting the bubbles!
A—big spider?!
On the dining table littered with cups and plates, a giant spider was spitting bubbles from its mouth.
Its body is as big as a basketball, and its long legs are almost as thick as an adult's forearm.
Bubbles were bubbling out of its mouth. The pink bubbles grew larger and larger, slowly drifting in all directions, filling the entire banquet hall.
Lin Jianyuan stood in front of the spider, a little confused.
"How many legs does a spider have?" Lin Jianyuan asked.
His roommate came up to him at some point and said, "8."
Lin Jianyuan: "How many legs does a crab have?"
Roommate: “10.”
Lin Jianyuan pointed at the dining table and said, "The thing that's spitting bubbles..."
The roommate answered immediately: "It's a crab with two legs broken off."
clang!
Blessings come to mind!
That's what he said! How could there be a giant spider in the banquet hall?
There can only be one thing - a big crab!
And judging from its size, it is not an ordinary crab!
——It’s king crab!!
Lin Jianyuan: "Since everyone at this table has left, why don't we..."
Roommate: “Take it home to eat?”
Lin Jianyuan turned his head and looked at his roommate.
The corners of his mouth couldn't help but curl up.
The two of them walked forward simultaneously and reached out to grab the big, ferocious thing in the middle of the table.
“Pululululul——”
The king crab suddenly blew out a mouthful of pink bubbles!
Lin Jianyuan was caught off guard and was sprayed in the face on the spot.
A large amount of sticky and sweet pink bubbles rushed into the trachea, choking Lin Jianyuan and causing him to cough continuously and wipe his face with his hands.
When his vision gradually became clear, a middle-aged woman with a smile on her face appeared in front of Lin Jianyuan.
The aunt stretched out her hand, which was adorned with gold and jewel rings, and gently patted his shoulder.
"Xiao Lin, you don't have to work so hard. I have a little money, so just follow me from now on!"
Lin Jianyuan: “!!!”
"Are you in love with me?" Xie Yu looked at Lin Jianyuan with interest.
Lin Jianyuan's cheeks were flushed, his breathing was rapid, and his eyes were wide open, staring at him intently.
Her face was full of excitement.
Xie Yu smiled and looked at him, his gaze flicking towards the corner before quickly retracting, "[Desire Spider] is about to run away."
Lin Jianyuan didn't blink and pried off a leg from the spider with a click: "Hey, eat it."
"Thank you." Although he didn't know why he said "eh eh", Xieyu followed his advice.
Crunch, crunch, chew the spider legs until they smell delicious.
Desire Spider: “…”
"Wow, you have such good teeth. You're good at chewing." Lin Jianyuan smiled and praised from the bottom of his heart, and with a click, he broke off another leg.
"Yeah, I think so too." Xie Yu was reserved, with a smile on his lips, and continued chewing.
Desire Spider: “………………”
One fed and the other chewed, and it didn't take long for the spider to eat up all the food.
"Gone." Lin Jianyuan looked at his empty hands.
Xie Yu looked at his hands covered in blood.
There were thorns on the legs of the lust spider, and Lin Jianyuan's hands were covered in blood without knowing it.
Boo.
The pink bubbles dissipated one after another, and a piece of intestine wrapped around Lin Jianyuan's hand.
Xie Yu lowered his head, stuck out his tongue, and licked the bloody hole in his palm.
The wound healed instantly.
"Hiss!" Lin Jianyuan opened his eyes wide in surprise and suddenly pulled his hand back, "Why is there a dog?"
Evil Realm: "………………"
That night, at 9 p.m.
"Reporting to the time team! All the people have been evacuated! The pollution and related memories are being cleared!"
"Reporting to the time team! The environmental pollution level at the scene is 143. The remaining substances are pheromone bubbles. They have all been contained!"
"Reporting to the Time Team! The initial assessment is that the target is a C-rank heretic, the Desire Spider, but the Desire Spider itself has not yet been found!"
"Report to the time team! ..."
Listening to a series of reports, the masked man in the middle of the banquet hall waved his hands impatiently.
"I know, I know! It's the same as last time, right? Only the contaminants remain but the original body is nowhere to be found."
Just like last time—the time with the Time Thief.
A-level heretic [Time Thief].
I had clearly captured the Time Thief's mark last time, but when I followed the remains of the pollutants, I found nothing.
During the process, the Time Thief's mark weakened significantly, and the pollution concentration was so low that it was undetectable.
There are only two possibilities in this situation.
First, the Time Thief used some means to hide the pollutant mark.
Two, it was devoured by a more powerful heretic.
Since the Time Thief's contaminant imprint has not been detected since then, the Authority has temporarily shelved its pursuit of the Time Thief.
I didn't expect a similar situation to happen again today.
At 18:18 in the evening, the mark of the C-rank heretic [Desire Spider] triggered the alarm.
The field team was dispatched immediately, but before they could reach the scene, the Lust Spider's imprint had weakened significantly.
Using a high-precision detector, faint engravings can also be detected, indicating that the spider is not dead.
However, the imprint was suppressed so strongly that its original position could not be located.
It's outrageous that I didn't get any results after working overtime twice in a row.
"Captain Shi, what should we do next?"
Team members in black combat uniforms gathered together.
"What else can I do?" The masked man with sharp eyebrows and bright eyes waved his hands irritably, saying extremely unhappy, "Of course I should go home and sleep! Off duty!"
night.
In the bedroom, Lin Jianyuan was sleeping soundly.
The Nie Nie Le thief was placed at the bedside, together with the charging mobile phone, so that Lin Jianyuan could sleep for another five minutes as soon as the alarm sounded.
Rustling.
The flesh-red shadow arrived as expected.
Having gotten used to that guy's sneak attacks every night, Nienile is no longer surprised.
However, even so, when it saw the digestive system open its mouth and suck Lin Jianyuan's head like a lollipop, it couldn't help but turn its face away and shook its tentacles.
"Disgusting!" Nienile cursed secretly in his heart.
However, this time, the digestive system sucking Lin Jianyuan's head did not show a happy smile of eating.
"Hmm?" It seemed a little confused. Unsure, it sucked again.
"?" The thief stepped back with goosebumps all over his body.
What is this obscene heretic doing?
The digestive system spit out Lin Jianyuan's head from its mouth, held up his face, and looked left and right in confusion.
"Is it because I didn't go to work today?" The digestive system murmured.
Nie Nie Le: “?”
As if unwilling to give up, the digestive system moved over again and licked Lin Jianyuan's Adam's apple with its tongue.
Then he put Lin Jianyuan down in disappointment.
"Why can't people go to work every day?" said the digestive system regretfully.
Nian Nian Le: “!”
What a stupid statement!
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