Chapter 104: The Farmer Doesn't Understand [Obtain Frog Suit·Jane...

[Got the Frog Suit·Simple Version]

The farmer successfully completed his work before appearing on stage. After changing into a frog costume, he took out a prepared alternative frog hat from his backpack.

The farmer is full of confidence.

But it was clear that others didn't feel the same way. Compared to him, Midorikawa seemed very worried. He hesitated, hesitated, and finally asked politely, "...Jiancheng, are you sure you want to go on stage wearing this hat?"

If Kenjo Shinichi's previous hat could be described as abstract art, this new hat was simply horrible - the two eyeballs on it could still move, and within a few seconds of Kenjo Shinichi taking it out, they had already moved to a rather wise angle, making it look particularly silly.

In short, it has nothing to do with frogs. Midorikawa thought that if the princess met a frog like this, she might suspect that the frog had an intellectual problem. No, it was already strange that a frog could talk, and considering its appearance, the princess's ability to kiss it also showed extraordinary perseverance.

Of course, then he looked at the only "princess" in the play with a little sympathy. Shirabu had given up resisting the squad leader. At this moment, she was wearing lipstick and had not yet put on a golden wig. She looked a little bit out of place. She was the biggest victim. Although they did not need to kiss for real because of the adaptation, Shirabu still looked very desperate.

At this moment, Kawanishi Taichi emerged from the chaotic crowd, glancing at one person and then another, his tone slightly sarcastic: "...Is she really a princess? She looks like she can't wait to destroy Jiancheng."

Midorikawa now showed some genuine emotion. "...Just don't hit me." The boy in prince costume added dryly, "Kenjo is more resistant to attack."

*

The chaos inside could not affect the people waiting in the auditorium. Iikawa still maintained his strange attire and secretly sat in the last row. A show had already started in the stands. When he came in, he happened to meet Ushijima's class. However, it was obvious that Ushijima was much luckier than the first-year students. He just read the narration in his voice without any emotion, while the red-haired outside hitter got the role of seaweed on the stage, swaying to the music with a smile.

Oikawa:…

There was no desire to take pictures at all.

Sitting on his left was a boy who looked somewhat like Jian Cheng. His expression was indescribable at the moment, and his companions seemed to be complaining.

"...Do high school students have to wear sunglasses indoors?" One of them whispered in a voice that everyone could hear.

The other one also covered his mouth in a pretentious manner - although he could still hear, "Don't talk about Tenma like that, what if he is blind."

Oikawa:…

Should I listen to what I am saying? Oikawa regretted sitting in this position, but the boy who looked very similar to Kenjo said in a flat tone, "Can you two idiots stop talking about others in such an idiotic voice?"

Oh my God, this Jiancheng is actually a sensible person. Iikawa began to doubt whether he was Jiancheng's brother. It is not good to misunderstand a good person, but this idea was confirmed the next second.

The boy called Tianma replied. He was a little embarrassed and apologized to him first, then began to speak in a whisper, "Kenshiro-kun, don't be so old-fashioned."

Okay, it's confirmed, this guy is also a Kensho. Iikawa retracted his gaze, recalled the time when he met them before, and finally found with some pleasure that Kensho Shinichi did not have a good relationship with him - at least no good brother would rush back from Tokyo to take ugly photos of people, only enemies would do that.

So he took off his sunglasses in a good mood and blinked: "Would you like me to leave your contact information?"

Judging from his face, he is a handsome Ikemyun, but it is obvious that something went wrong and he did not get the expected reaction. When he saw the expressions of the three junior high school students opposite him (probably) as if they had encountered a pervert, Toru Oikawa realized belatedly that he was still wearing that brightly colored headscarf.

In other words, he had just been wearing sunglasses, a headscarf, eavesdropping on children's conversations, and even sent out a friend request - what's the difference between this and Kenjo Shinichi?

Oikawa:…

Oikawa once again recalled the embarrassment he felt on the volleyball court when Kenjo was misunderstood as having a chuunibyou.

He and Shiratorizawa really don't get along.

*

After many twists and turns, it was finally Kenshiro's class' turn to appear. After hurriedly explaining and adding friends, the four people in this row fell completely silent. They stared at the wooden stage without looking at each other, afraid of missing any details. Kenshiro Kyosuke (who had just exchanged names), who had originally had a stern face, now looked as if he was facing a great enemy. Iikawa also took out his new mobile phone and was ready.

Then the next second, a tall princess appeared, reciting the lines in a plain and unpretentious voice (actually, according to an interview with an unknown classmate, it was as dull as stagnant water).

"He looks so smart," the girl sitting in the row in front of them said, a little worriedly, "Is he really going to lose the Golden Ball?"

The so-called story of the Frog Prince is about a relationship between the princess and the frog. The frog uses the help of catching the golden ball to threaten the princess to agree to his conditions, such as eating and sleeping together. To be honest, he doesn't sound like a good frog.

Then Princess Shirabu threw the golden ball into the pool in the middle with extremely stiff movements, and then a huge frog appeared. Frog Jiancheng straightened his tilted hat a little, and then recited the line with an expressionless face: "Parsnip, why are you crying?"

The girl sitting in front of Oikawa paused for a moment, then grumbled softly, "...The frog looks a bit too silly. How did they choose the actors?"

Oikawa paused and began to snap the shutter button.

The same is true for Kenjo Kyosuke beside him.

“…”

Midorikawa behind the curtain silently covered his face.

——He really forgot the lyrics!

Shirabu: ...

Bai Bu controlled his expression and said, "My golden ball fell into the pool. Can you help me get it out?"

Frog Jiancheng nodded, then dug out three balls from the pool and asked, "So, is it this volleyball, basketball, or golden ball that you dropped?"

[The frog asked the princess]

Baibu looked so stunned that he forgot to respond.

Midorikawa: ...

Midorikawa suddenly turned to look at the screenwriter, the class leader Shinomiya, and asked, "Is this the original line?"

How come he didn’t know that Ha Baek’s role was added?

Shigong rolled his eyes, revealing a confident expression, "This is to prevent you from spoiling the plot. I specially prepared three scripts."

Midorikawa: ...

Midorikawa found it hard to understand his thoughts. Who on earth would want to know the plot of a crude high school play?

*

When Jiancheng entered the Pinshell Castle wearing the hat, Midorikawa finally came on the scene. His main task was actually very simple, which was to expose that Jiancheng's frog was not a cursed prince, but a farmer who turned into a frog because he ate things grown by the witch.

After Midorikawa finished reading it stutteringly, he found that Frog Jiancheng did not follow the route in his script to be driven out of the castle by a group of guards. Instead, he threw down his hat and put on his cloak. Then the narration began to explain.

[At this time, everyone was surprised to find that the frog was actually transformed by the devil. His purpose was to sneak into the castle and let the princess fall into his evil plan.]

[The Frog King takes out a loom]

Farmer: "The princess will be beautiful and intelligent until she is 18, and then she will die at the loom."

Midorikawa: ...

Shirabu: ...

So this is what the loom is used for? No, the looms used in Jiancheng to make clothes are actually their props. How much of the plot did Shigong change?

The narration sounded at the right time.

Thank you for watching the play "The Frog Prince" performed by Class 5 of Grade 1.

The entire auditorium was in dead silence, obviously shocked by this nonsensical plot. Iikawa and Kenjo Kyosuke, who had been taking pictures, also stopped.

Oikawa began to think about why he spent half a day coming to Shiratorizawa to look at such messed up things. Of course, this was nothing because he just checked the photos he took and found that each one of them could be called a life photo of Kenjo Shinichi.

Doesn't this guy's face collapse at all?

Oikawa learned his lesson and decided that he would never waste memory to take pictures of Kenjo Shinichi again.

Kenjo Kyosuke sighed and packed up all the photos he had taken and gave them to Kenjo Yuichi, not forgetting to say that he just came by on the way, but because of the training camp, Yuichi only saw the photos later.

After the performance, Aomine, who had come for Kenjo Shinichi, was a bit silent as he walked out of the auditorium. After all, anyone who saw something that weird would be lost in thought. Just as Momoi was checking the location of the volleyball court, he suddenly tapped his head, as if suddenly enlightened, and said to his childhood friend, "He should have chosen basketball at that time."

It is talking about Habaek's integrity challenge.

Momoi:......

Tao Jing expressionless: "Turn left, A-Da, let's go eat first. They should gather at the first hall this afternoon."

*

The nonsensical drama of Class 5 of Grade 1 unexpectedly won the second place - the first place went to Ushijima's class, because the props team was very attentive and the narration was well read, except that the screenwriter Shinomiya was later strangled by Midorikawa and Shirabu - he tampered with countless things in order to add more drama to the frog. It was really heartbreaking to hear about it, it was all the sincerity of the fans, even though Jiancheng seemed to be only interested in the frog costume.

Shinomiya gave a thumbs-up to the photo of Jiancheng's cloak circulating in the forum.

When the volleyball club gathered in the afternoon, they found that there were quite a few onlookers around. In addition to the usual Jiancheng cheering team, there were also others who came here because of the reputation.

The reason is that the devil is so well-known in the audience's hearts that even the loom looks like a magic prop.

Then someone puzzledly pulled the people from the second army to ask where the princess was. I heard that she was also in the volleyball team.

Shirabu: ...

Baibu hit Jiancheng, saying it was all the fault of this guy's fans.

farmer:.

The farmers didn’t understand!

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The author has something to say: I'm too sleepy ORZ, so I'll reply to comments a little later. Good night everyone (I fell asleep). In two more chapters, we'll have a competition gogogo (hello). And finally, I'm done! Great! I'll start writing more chapters tomorrow (hopefully I can finish it).

【Small Theater】

Anyway, I've been addicted to some small theater recently (eyes moved)

Premise: If "Pailu Valley" is a card-drawing game——

SSR·Sword City Shinichi:

Five stars: A very useful all-around setter, he even feeds the main controller! (ps: but the food he takes out looks weird every time because of his face)

Five-star: Very compatible with Shiratorizawa. Can easily get the championship in the main mission. It's cool. If you want to pass the main mission, you can try to put him in the team.

Five stars: He's very handsome! He's my favorite type of pool noodles! And the way he interacts with the cards [SSR Oikawa Toru] and [SSR Miyabi Yuu] is very interesting. He's a hilarious comedian and very eye-catching.

Four stars: The outfit is too ugly, and the cowboy hair style has the fashion sense of a country boy coming to the city to dress himself up (is this acceptable?)

Four stars: He always makes mistakes intentionally at critical moments. The creative team even puts a dialog box in his mind for his thoughts - why is he mining?

Samsung: I wanted him to explore on his own, but he ended up running off somewhere and it took me ages to find him.

Unique skills: [Playing Idiot lv.10] [Mining lv.10] [Avoiding Brother lv.10] [Farming lv.10] [Sewing lv.10]

Overall rating: four and a half stars

Note: It is not recommended to use this card except in volleyball games, as it will be very annoying. At the same time, equip everyone in the team with the [Male Mother] attribute buff.

In addition: If it is placed together with [SSR Shirabu Kenjiro] and [SSR Senami Eita] of the same level, the opening animation of [Heavy Hit Beagle] will be triggered.

Finally, please do not put Kenshiro Shinichi wearing a strange hat together with the fixed NPC coach [Eagle Artisan Forge], otherwise it will trigger the plot [Confiscation] and the card Kenshiro Shinichi's mood value will be reduced by 10. Similarly, do not agree to the [Three Calls a Day] invitation sent by the rare NPC [Kenshiro Yuichi], which will also reduce the card's mood value.