
After receiving a letter from his grandfather, the player finally escapes Joja and inexplicably transforms into a high school student, inheriting his grandfather's farm in Miyagi Prefecture.
Player: ...
That's fine, but the problem is that the system seems to believe his current location is Stardew Valley and assigns the player their first task:
"Go have a word with Lewis (Coach Washijo)."
Player: ?
Player: Wait—
The next task immediately follows:
"Give Willy (Nishinoya Yuu) a parsnip."
Player: Wait—
Player: I know Willy, but who is Nishinoya Yuu? Why is there an asterisk in his name?
And also,
Why is the person marked as a parsnip a high school student about his height...?
The first-year Shiratorizawa High School player: ...
Is this right?! (His pupils shake)
The player has encountered a major disaster in life.