CompletedThe doomsday big shot from the Xuanmen sect caught the last train for transmigration, becoming the fake daughter in an abusive novel. At the start, she evaded various ill-intentioned individuals only to discover she was a substandard citizen, liable for immediate deportation by the Empire?
Qu Jian'er could only return to her old profession, opening the door to a new world. With one hand, she engaged in variety shows and acting (making small money); with the other, she scientifically preached and resolved doubts (making big money).
Her stall was often accompanied by a giant holographic projector and an ultra-large amplifier, broadcasting in a 360° loop:
Life-saving talismans, 10% off.
Recharge promotions are more cost-effective.
Calming talismans, buy one get one free.
New customers get an instant ¥3 discount.
There are also sin purifiers, spiritual energy locators, resentment detectors, soul translators, mecha enhancement cards... waiting for you to grab!
When she became a hot topic on the trending list again, most people scoffed and sneered. Meanwhile, top directors, famous movie stars, popular idols, business tycoons, elite CEOs, and imperial big shots flocked to her, pleading, "Big shot, save us!"
There’s a formidable figure residing in the capital of the Imperial main star. Rumor has it he is unnaturally intelligent, capricious, cunning, and ascetic.
One day, under the lens of a live broadcast across the entire galaxy, this figure confessed, "I checked today's calendar. Besides loving you~, nothing is auspicious."
From then on, the silence of most people was deafening.
CompletedAfter receiving a letter from his grandfather, the player finally escapes Joja and inexplicably transforms into a high school student, inheriting his grandfather's farm in Miyagi Prefecture.
Player: ...
That's fine, but the problem is that the system seems to believe his current location is Stardew Valley and assigns the player their first task:
"Go have a word with Lewis (Coach Washijo)."
Player: ?
Player: Wait—
The next task immediately follows:
"Give Willy (Nishinoya Yuu) a parsnip."
Player: Wait—
Player: I know Willy, but who is Nishinoya Yuu? Why is there an asterisk in his name?
And also,
Why is the person marked as a parsnip a high school student about his height...?
The first-year Shiratorizawa High School player: ...
Is this right?! (His pupils shake)
The player has encountered a major disaster in life.