(The protagonist is a refrigerator, does not transform into a human, and has no CP.)
Several mysteriously appearing romance TV dramas, carrying a large amount of "love virus," turned ...
Chapter 103-102° Does the Interstellar Mecha need to be frozen? (1)
But it wasn't just the refrigerator that came back.
He also brought back a bunch of miscellaneous small appliances.
A small electric scooter with a pedal, a black electric pressure cooker, an electronic wooden fish, a sewing machine, a solar water heater, a street lamp with a dim bulb, a high-end computer with an outdated mouse, and a cat litter box with a picture of poop in it.
That's right.
The refrigerator brought the children back.
Looking at the refrigerator that brought the child back, all the employees of the Salvation Organization had complicated expressions.
This feeling is a bit weird.
It's like - your own daughter was deceived into working in another place, and it took a long time for her to be able to contact and go home, and ended up becoming a single mother of 8 children.
This made the entire Salvation Organization's employees feel both heartbroken and suffocated.
These eight small appliances, like the refrigerator, are no different from ordinary appliances after being separated from the plot.
Seeing the pile of junk in the office - I mean electrical appliances - the leader of the Salvation Organization scratched his head and immediately moved the high-end laptop into his office.
Then he gave the electric pressure cooker to the canteen and pushed the electric scooter downstairs. He called the workers and carried the solar water heater to the roof.
Finally, he shoveled the huge pile of feces in the electric cat litter box into the trash can, washed the box, and gave it to the lion cat named Cotton in the hall.
very good.
The team leader wiped the water off his hands, looked at the electronic wooden fish, sewing machine, and street lamp that were left there, thought for a moment, and then took out his mobile phone.
"Hello? Is this the recycling center for used home appliances?"
Just after the team leader said the name of the person on the other end of the phone, he suddenly felt a chill on his back and his scalp tightened.
He turned his head slowly and stiffly, and then saw his employees——
All employees: (╬皿)
If anger can be personified, then the team leader is already burning in flames at this moment.
"Team Leader, do you have a heart?!"
"You actually sold the sons of the refrigerator!"
"Refrigerator lovers strongly condemn this!"
"We are going to cyberbully you severely in the subconscious live broadcast room."
The team leader was condemned by all the employees and was scolded like a grandson. He held his head and dared not say a word.
In the end, the street lamp was used as a clothesline, and the remaining sewing machine and electronic wooden fish loom, which had no real use, were also put to good use.
Our team leader, with several big bumps on his head from being beaten by employees and black eyes, started the meeting in the office.
"Ahem, be quiet!"
"Let's start talking about the next script we're going to enter!"
"This is the first script that thwarted the love brain virus!"
The script in the team leader's hand has the title "Space War: Mech Assault" clearly written on it.
A very Lewd-sounding name.
And in fact it is so.
This is a blockbuster-level movie infected by the love brain virus, and it is also the movie with the least number of people infected.
It can be said that there are only a few viewers who were infected by this movie, just one or two.
And the reason is simple.
Because this movie is quite hardcore, there is not a single romance element in it before the protagonist is infected by the love brain virus. The whole movie is about how the hero Cyber drives his mecha through numerous bloody battles and finally wins.
Mechas and starships fly across the sky, fire and smoke clash, and fist-to-flesh combat ensues!
If I were to sum up this script and this movie in one sentence, it would be -
Man, we gotta fight!
So to say that the love brain virus infects this movie is pure blindness.
A human female protagonist was forcibly created to fall in love with the male protagonist whose mind is only filled with fighting. This is a collapse of the character's setting.
This also led to the relationship between the male protagonist Cyber and the female protagonist Rhea... being very strange.
Male protagonist Cyber: "Oh, my Rhea, your bright eyes are like the cycloid gears of a mecha, like an Archimedean worm that pries my heartstrings and makes my heartbeat exceed the safe load!"
The heroine Rhea: "My beloved Cyber, your presence makes my heart wander. My love for you can be measured with a multimeter, but it is out of the law of cycloid motion. The love between us cannot be reproduced with a CNC machine tool!"
...Yes, that's right.
The love between them was full of these painful-sounding terms.
This kind of love not only makes the female audience's lips twitch, but the male audience also cannot accept it and complain about it.
"What a match made in heaven...but why isn't it sweet?"
"Yes, I can't knock it. I can't knock it at all!"
"No buddy, you can't find a girlfriend in real life..."
"Your love conversation is making me dig my toes into the ground!"
The team leader directly played this love conversation on the big screen, which made all the team members feel embarrassed.
After a long while, someone finally digested the information with difficulty and raised his hand to ask a question.
"Team Leader, can we just ignore this kind of movie? It's harmless for just a few people to be infected."
"That's right, this kind of movie is not worth a strategy guide!"
However, at this time, the team leader shook his head mysteriously.
"How can it not have value? Of course it has value!"
"Didn't you notice that the refrigerator brought back the octuplets? This means he can bring back more things from over there!"
"Wouldn't it be good to have him bring back advanced mecha technology?"
As soon as these words were spoken, everyone suddenly understood and then looked at the team leader with admiration.
You can come up with this kind of solution, you are worthy of being the team leader! !
There is nothing wrong with saying this. The background of this movie is in the distant future. At that time, human beings have evolved to the interstellar age, and the technology there is naturally more advanced.
Unlike the world today, all development has come to a standstill because of the love brain virus.
But because of the love brain virus, the technological development in that movie became more logical and became something that can be moved into reality and used in reality.
In fact, this also proves from the side that the love brain virus should be something released by some advanced civilization.
"Refrigerator, you don't need to fall in love with the male lead for this mission."
"Yes, you don't need to follow the plot. There aren't many places infected by the love brain virus. You just need to take back the advanced mechas and machinery inside."
The team leader patted the refrigerator door. He didn't even arrange for any members to explain the plot to the refrigerator. He just roughly mentioned the names of the male and female protagonists and important supporting characters, and then didn't say anything more.
And the subconscious live broadcast room also opened on time.
"The subconscious live broadcast room will officially open at 23:59 late at night! "
"Subconscious projection is ready!"
"Projecting——"
『Connected to the TV series "Space War: Mech Assault"』
…
After feeling a familiar feeling of weightlessness, Dian Leng realized from his previous experience that he should have entered the copy again.
But this time...
Why doesn't it have vision?
Yes, the refrigerator doesn’t see anything with its vision, and its visual field is always pitch black.
But there is hearing.
A very young man's voice could be heard mumbling in the refrigerator.
"This blueprint...isn't it right to do it this way?"
"I'll try turning the screw like this. It should be able to go in without any tools."
"Hiss...what went wrong?"
As he spoke the last part, one could clearly hear a hint of frustration in the young man's voice.
Finally, as if he had given up on himself, he knocked on the refrigerator with the wrench in his hand.
Then……
Then the refrigerator gained view.
Then the entire subconscious live broadcast room lit up, and the few viewers who were selected could also see clearly what was happening in front of them.
"Fuck, am I dreaming about the hero in "Space War: Mech Assault"? Isn't this Cyber?"
"Okay, okay, let me go in and kill as much as I can... Can I go in?"
"Why did I dream that I was watching this movie? Is this a dream within a dream?"
"Also, Cyber, you're a mecha repairman, why are you repairing a refrigerator? ! ! "
Right now, today, in the first scene of the whole movie, our young protagonist Cyber bought his first mecha with the meager salary he earned from odd jobs.
The prices are very low, the shop is not open to the public, all the parts are first-hand, and you need to do the assembly yourself. Even the design drawings for the assembly are hand-drawn.
Then our male protagonist, Mr. Cyber.
Just hold the "Mecha Manual" in your hand.
A double-door refrigerator was assembled.
After learning the whole story, all the viewers in the subconscious live broadcast room fell into a long silence.
"Refrigerator?"
"In the original plot, Cyber's first mecha, which later became famous as "Husky No. 1", was actually a refrigerator???"
"I would rather Husky No. 1 was a dog than accept that this is a refrigerator!"
"Wake up, the 1,000 yuan he spent on parts and blueprints is not enough to buy a refrigerator, especially a large double-door refrigerator."
"That's true..."
"But you can't drive the refrigerator out!"
After being struck by lightning when the screen opened, the audience in the subconscious live broadcast room could no longer hold back.
But the protagonist, Cyber, became visibly excited after he unlocked the refrigerator with a wrench and lit it up.
"Hey, I assembled it successfully!"
"Yeah!"
"It's a mecha of a form I've never seen before. Great! I like the different ones!"
Cyber obviously didn't know how shocking it would be in the mecha world for him to assemble a refrigerator by himself.
In their time, only the rich could eat normal food, and ordinary people could only eat nutrient solution that could be kept at room temperature. This also led to the non-existence of things like refrigerators here.
As a young man, he was excited for a long time after getting a unique mecha. Then he patted the stains on his body, carefully opened the double doors, and sat in.
5 minutes later——
Cyber's lips turned pale.
It's a bit cold inside this mech.
Is the air conditioning inside turned on so high?
Thinking of this, he prepared to open the door of the mecha, put on a few pieces of clothes, and then go in to study how to drive.
"Let me see where the mechanism to open the door is..."
“…”
"What the hell?!"
“Can’t… open it?!”
Cyber was stunned in the refrigerator.
At this time, a barrage of comments floated over from the subconscious live broadcast room.
"A refrigerator can never be opened from the inside out!"
"Have you ever seen ingredients open the refrigerator door by themselves? !"