(The protagonist is a refrigerator, does not transform into a human, and has no CP.)
Several mysteriously appearing romance TV dramas, carrying a large amount of "love virus," turned ...
Chapter 17-16° Does the little mermaid need to be frozen? (7)
A refrigerator strolls along an ancient street.
The four small metal wheels made crisp sounds on the bluestone floor tiles, and the surrounding shops were all antique.
So this scene is extremely impactful.
Many viewers in the live broadcast room subconsciously wanted to take screenshots, but after searching for a long time, they couldn't find the screenshot button.
After all, dreams will not stay because of a certain picture.
In the plot world, the appearance of the refrigerator is also very eye-catching. Basically, when it passes by, everyone will stop, turn around and take a look at it in surprise.
Then there was a lot of discussion.
"Bald?"
"Why is this little girl so bald?"
"She entered Buddhism, right? What a pity, such a pretty girl..."
The refrigerator ignored the discussions and continued driving on the small road, looking around to see if there were any other missing person notices.
According to the plot, after coming ashore, Princess Haier will see the missing person notice posted by the prince, which will further lead to an encounter.
but!
The refrigerator firmly denied that the hippo-like creature on the wanted poster was it!
The missing person notice in the original plot wasn’t drawn this ugly at all!
This must not be a real missing person notice!
The real missing person notice must be hidden somewhere else. For more information, please consult Penguin Sheep⑻14⑻1六9流UM, so let it look for it carefully——
Bang!
The refrigerator hit something soft.
"Hey, why don't you look at the road?"
Xiao Jing was no longer the elegant and graceful young man he was just now. He sat on the ground in a somewhat embarrassed manner, with the folding fan in his hand falling to the side.
He touched his head, squinted his eyes and raised his face, but suddenly he was stunned.
He saw Princess Hai'er's flawless little face.
A well-proportioned figure, a gorgeous dress made of shark silk, a face with delicate and deep features, and a bald head that shines brightly...
Um?
Bald head?
Xiao Jing, who was stunned by the beauty, suddenly came to his senses and then became very interested in the beauty in front of him!
Bald beauty!
Who the hell has seen this?
Xiao Jing stood up slowly, patted his collar, without any expression of embarrassment after falling just now, and then saluted with his hands clasped together.
"This... this female donor, is this your first time in the Imperial City?"
"I am not talented enough, but I can take you around the imperial city."
Xiao Jing showed a determined smile. He believed that with his handsome looks and temperament, it would be impossible for any beautiful woman to reject him.
Of course, Xiao Jing could actually be more confident.
Because it is obvious that his charm has transcended the human range. We got the refrigerator of the heroine's script and did not reject Xiao Jing's invitation.
So a handsome and elegant man in Hanfu was walking on the street with a refrigerator, looking very harmonious.
"Is this your first time here, young lady? Let me introduce you to the local customs and practices here."
"The Xiao Kingdom was originally a barren land. Later, with the help of the mermaids, people built a beautiful country with their own hard-working hands, and the mermaids gradually became a legend..."
I have to say that Xiao Jing is indeed a good man with great literary talent. Even when he describes history, he makes it very fascinating. Gradually, the man and the refrigerator slowly walked to the most prosperous area and passed by the largest restaurant nearby.
In the elegant seats on the second floor of this restaurant, Xiao Ye sat in the place with the best view, drinking alone, while the two young guards stood beside him, one on his left and one on his right.
Xiao Ye was drinking to drown his sorrows.
After seeing the refrigerator, he dreamed of her every night - the woman who slapped him with her intestines.
The woman who put the intestines back into her chest, resurrected and sat up, and told him that she would "come back to repay her gratitude."
This kind of thing... This kind of thing is okay for people in the subconscious live broadcast room, but it is a bit too advanced for the ancients.
"You're so brave, tell me... when will she come to see me?" Xiao Ye held his chin with one hand, and tapped the jade pendant on his waist with the other hand. The cool wind blew the strands of hair on his forehead, and his eyes looked deeply and solemnly at the street in the distance.
This brave little guard of his was very smart. He might have seen something that day, but he kept his mouth shut and did not let his father and mother notice any big problems.
"Your Highness, please don't worry. You are a royal relative, and you are protected by the authentic purple dragon aura. All demons and villains dare not approach you..."
Xiao Ye also nodded. To be honest, he was trying to escape now, forcing himself not to think about these things. He also felt that there was a high probability that he would never see that monster again...
Xiao Ye rubbed his eyes. Then rubbed his eyes again.
Why did he see his younger brother traveling side by side with a bald man?
And the bald guy next to him...why does he look more and more familiar? It's as if I've seen him somewhere before...
Who is it? Remember it quickly, don't let it be a relative, it will be embarrassing if you can't recognize it...
In an instant, Xiao Ye seemed to suddenly think of something, his eyes widened suddenly, and he jumped up with a "Fuck".
What a hot woman!
It was the monster he saved that day!
After realizing this, Xiao Ye instantly tensed up, the cold sweat on his back soaked his inner clothes, and his hands clenched into fists.
How could that be?
How come this monster is with his brother?
Didn't he say that he would come to him to "repay his debt of gratitude"? Why did he reach out to his brother?
no.
He had to quickly remind Xiao Jing to get away from this monster and not get hurt!
"Quick, quick, bring me some paper and pen!"
Without saying a word, Xiao Ye hurriedly took a piece of rice paper. Without even waiting to grind the ink, he directly dipped the pen in the soup on the table and wrote two big words.
"Run away!"
Then he held up the paper, turned around and stretched out his head to the observation deck on the second floor, motioning to his younger brother.
Xiao Jing, who was talking about picking up girls downstairs, suddenly turned his head and saw his brother on the rooftop, with a big "Run" sign on his face.
Xiao Jing: ...
As soon as this piece of paper appeared on the second floor, the subconscious live broadcast room kept refreshing the screen.
"Hahaha! It looks like one of my emoticons!"
"What's the point of running away? Who can escape from a refrigerator?"
"Is there something wrong with the male lead's behavior? Did he find out that Princess Haier is a refrigerator?"
"I'm just guessing, was it because you were scared by the detachable refrigerator door when you were saving people before?"
"I think it's possible."
Faced with his brother's reminder, Xiao Jing frowned and looked very impatient. What was wrong with his brother?
Are you unhappy watching him pick up girls?
Anyway, he will be a rich and virtuous king in the future, so what's wrong with having a beautiful woman by his side?
"Let's go to the other side. There's a good snack shop there."
Not only did Xiao Jing not follow his brother's advice, but he led the refrigerator in another direction, eliminating the possibility of the refrigerator seeing the paper.
Xiao Ye held up the paper awkwardly:...
This disobedient evil creature!
Xiao Ye took a deep breath. Could it be that his evil brother thought that he was trying to steal the woman from him?
Too superficial!
At this critical moment, Xiao Ye suddenly calmed down, a calmness that was terrifying. He suddenly made a bold decision in his heart.
"Believe me, I may be the most competent elder brother in the entire Xiao Kingdom, throughout the dynasties."
After saying that, Xiao Ye stood up suddenly, lifted his collar, strode down from the restaurant, and chased after the refrigerator!
His back shows an indomitable spirit.
Like a general heading to the battlefield, at the end of his rope.
His younger brother Xiao Jing was still chattering on about the refrigerator when he suddenly felt a darkness in front of his eyes and found that his elder brother, the Crown Prince, was standing in front of him with a serious face.
"There's nothing for you here, go back."
After saying this, Xiao Ye took a deep breath and turned to look at the refrigerator.
"Aren't you looking for me to repay you? Now I'm here, you... leave my brother."
Xiao Ye's tone was inevitably a little stiff, but then again, it was pretty good that his voice didn't tremble.
But Xiao Jing didn't hear all this.
The little prince put away the folding fan in his hand and looked at his brother stubbornly.
"Why, this girl is my friend, do you have any advice, brother?"
The atmosphere was somewhat confrontational. Instead of retreating, Xiao Jing reached out and pulled the refrigerator behind him!
He stared at Xiao Ye with a somewhat defiant look in his eyes.
For a moment, Xiao Ye's expression was very complicated.
The look he gave Xiao Jing was like that of a worried old father, who felt frustrated and annoyed at not being able to teach his ignorant and stupid son a lesson.
Silly boy, do you really think I'm trying to steal a woman?
I'm saving your life!
Who's in the mood for romance?
"In terms of familiarity, I am more familiar with the Imperial City."
Xiao Ye glared at his younger brother fiercely, hoping to scare him away with his eyes: "No one is more familiar with the imperial city than me." What he said was not wrong. After all, this half of the imperial city was planned and constructed by him and his ministers.
"If you want to please girls, it's not enough to just do this, right?"
Xiao Jing was a little bit tit-for-tat. He was indeed holding back his anger these past two days. Originally he was just being a lazy prince, but he didn't know what was wrong with his brother recently. He insisted on asking him to work hard and make progress, and now he even interfered in his attempt to pick up girls!
"Two brothers fighting over a refrigerator, nothing wrong with that."
"Neither of you can win its heart. Its heart is cold."
"I want to see who can take home the refrigerator!"
"I remember when I was watching the drama, Xiao Jing was indeed interested in the female lead, but he didn't show it so obviously, right?"
"Yes, this is almost a Shura field."
The two brothers stared at each other, and there seemed to be sparks in their eyes.
Suddenly, Xiao Jing laughed.
"Congratulations, big brother, on finding your soulmate. In that case, I won't disturb your pleasure any more."
Xiao Jing turned and left.
His eldest brother's actions just now also confirmed his previous guess - the woman in front of him was the one his eldest brother saved. If they could become a good match, it would not be impossible.
Seeing that his younger brother finally withdrew, Xiao Ye breathed a long sigh of relief... Fortunately, his younger brother was not so stupid that he was beyond redemption, and he could be considered as leaving a only child for his father and mother.
pity.
"Brother, wait a minute."
Xiao Ye chased for two steps, then took out the piece of rice paper with the words "Run away" written on it, folded it, and stuffed it into the arms of Xiao Jing, who had a confused look on his face.
"You can keep this calligraphy."
This may be your elder brother's last words.
"Okay, I don't have any wishes anymore." After leaving such a confusing sentence, Xiao Ye followed the refrigerator with a rather tragic look.
Only Xiao Jing, with a bewildered look on his face, was left standing there, holding the piece of rice paper.
After a while.
"That's really sick."
Xiao Jing complained, then crumpled up the rice paper and threw it to the side of the road.
…
In the original plot, the scene where the male protagonist Xiao Ye and Princess Hai Er were shopping seemed to pass very quickly, as if it flashed by in the form of a flash.
In the subconscious live broadcast room, the same presentation method is used.
Jewelry shop——
Xiao Ye spent a huge amount of money to buy a silver hairpin in front of a jewelry stall. With trembling hands, he wanted to put it on the refrigerator. After he picked it up, he realized belatedly that she was a bald head. Just when he was stiff and didn't know what to do, the hairpin in his hand "snapped" and was sucked over by the magnet inside the refrigerator, and stuck tightly to the top of the refrigerator, which made Xiao Ye stunned.
...Okay, it seems that the material of this hairpin is not very pure.
In front of the restaurant——
With a stiff and flattering smile, Xiao Ye bought two strings of candied haws and handed them to the refrigerator. Then he pretended that he saw nothing and tried hard to ignore the refrigerator's small movements of secretly opening the refrigerator door and stuffing the candied haws into the fresh-keeping layer.
East City——
Xiao Ye bought a chestnut horse and wanted to carry Princess Hai Er on its back, but he ended up holding the bottom of the refrigerator and tried his best but failed. The horse was also pressed to the ground and kept screaming.
...In the end, Xiao Ye bought a cow instead.
A small scenic pavilion by the sea——
Xiao Ye stood in the pavilion with a refrigerator, looking into the distance in a weird and awkward atmosphere.
Behind the pavilion there was a cow, half-dead and tired, lying on the ground eating grass.
Encountering a stall selling art——
Xiao Ye and Fridge stood quietly outside the crowd, watching the performance. As a result, the fire-breathing uncle was dazzled by the reflection of the bare top of the refrigerator, and he sprayed a mouthful of fire on the head of the boy who was throwing flying knives next to him. The boy was caught off guard and his hand trembled, and a flying knife pierced his instep, causing chaos...
Under the big maple tree——
In the original plot, Xiao Ye would fall in love with Princess Hai Er in this scene, express his deep love to her against the backdrop of falling leaves, and let her live in the palace.
But now, under the same tree.
The refrigerator stood there quietly, and Xiao Ye did not express his feelings.
A quarter of an hour later.
Xiao Ye clenched his teeth and said nothing.
An hour later.
Xiao Ye's eyes were wandering, pretending to look around at the scenery.
Three hours later.
Xiao Ye lowered his head and studied his fingers, not mentioning inviting the refrigerator into the palace.
Late at night.
The two of them had been buried by the fallen maple leaves, becoming two piles of leaves.
He, Xiao Ye, was going to starve to death by jumping off from here.
And I will never invite it to set foot in the palace!