(The protagonist is a refrigerator, does not transform into a human, and has no CP.)
Several mysteriously appearing romance TV dramas, carrying a large amount of "love virus," turned ...
Chapter 19-18° Does the little mermaid need to be frozen? (9)
After the Mid-Autumn Festival, the chrysanthemum viewing banquet began in the Imperial Garden built by the sea.
This banquet is very interesting. It is held on time seven days after the Mid-Autumn Festival banquet. Of course, there is not only the activity of "appreciating chrysanthemums", the focus is on eating.
Each household holds this banquet to show everyone that they have eaten up the leftovers from the Mid-Autumn Festival banquet. It is a very simple way to show off their financial strength.
I have to say, it is really very simple.
Even in the royal family, this tradition was continued. The food served at the banquet was completely different from that at the Mid-Autumn Festival banquet. It can be said that this detail was captured very well in the drama.
But the audience in the subconscious live broadcast room is not excited here.
"Oh, we've actually reached this point?"
"Is this the first children's drama to feature a large-scale fight?"
"In the original story, Princess Hai Er could handle the challenge perfectly, but if it were a refrigerator, how would you handle it?"
"Princess Hai Er's response was not perfect, wasn't it all solved with the help of men?"
When the discussion reached this point, the camera turned and the refrigerator appeared!
It is obvious that the refrigerator was treated very well during the time it entered the palace, because when it appeared, it was followed by maids and eunuchs on its left and right.
The emperor sent them to take care of the refrigerator.
But the refrigerator was a little uneasy about this.
Because it is obvious that these four humans, around 15 years old, look like child laborers and do not have a professional license to work in this industry.
Not a qualified electrical maintenance person.
And the most outrageous thing is that these four people actually knelt down in front of it and asked the refrigerator to give them names.
This extremely explosive scene almost scared the refrigerator into turning on the heat again.
But... naming humans!
The refrigerator turned around excitedly for a few times, and then two maids named "Pre-sales Customer Service" and "After-sales Customer Service" and two eunuchs named "Patrol Security" and "On-site Security" were born.
In short, it has the atmosphere of a home appliance trade show.
The two maids also had the spirit of "customer service". Seeing Shao Luoling coming towards them aggressively, they immediately stood in front of the refrigerator, not afraid of any difficulties at all!
Xiao Ye, who had been paying attention to this side, noticed that something was wrong here, and immediately came over, leading Dianfeng to a seat, while using his broad back to block Shao Luoling's view.
For today, Xiao Ye made all the necessary preparations.
You have to know that those who come to attend the royal banquet today are all important figures, and we can't let them be harmed by this monster!
But by doing so, he caused Shao Luoling to misunderstand him even more.
"What a great trick! It made the Crown Prince fall in love with you so quickly."
She unconsciously clenched the handkerchief in her hand.
"It's so funny, another woman who is jealous of the refrigerator has appeared."
"Wait, why did I say "again"? "
When the refrigerator stopped in front of his seat, he noticed that the emperor and empress on the main seat were looking at it. After they sat down, Emperor Xiao stood up and raised his glass. After all the ministers shouted "Long live the emperor", he announced the start of the meal.
Compared with the Mid-Autumn Festival Banquet, this Chrysanthemum Viewing Banquet was much more relaxed, and was filled with the sound of relaxed and pleasant conversations.
Moreover, many people secretly looked towards the refrigerator. Many well-informed people knew that the Crown Prince, who had never been interested in women, had brought back an orphan girl, and they were very curious.
But it seemed a little too deliberate to approach and start a conversation now.
And when Shao Luoling's slightly harsh voice sounded, everyone unconsciously turned their eyes over here.
"I wonder where Miss Hai is from and where her parents are? She's all alone in the Imperial City... Tsk tsk, could she be an illegal resident?"
When Shao Luoling said the last sentence, he suddenly pretended to be panicked and covered half of his face with a fan: "Did I say something wrong?"
...The acting is not up to standard and seems too deliberate.
However, the ministers and their families around did not come to rescue for a while. Instead, they pricked up their ears. They were also very curious about these questions.
"Of course I know Hai Er's identity inside and out."
Xiao Ye still had the high school women's long-distance running gold medal hanging around her neck. At this moment, she spoke back as if it was a conditioned reflex and immediately put on an attitude of protection.
"The women I choose are all of good character. Miss Hai Er is perfect in my heart!"
As soon as Xiao Ye said this, almost the entire place fell silent.
The same is true in the live broadcast room.
"Isn't this plot wrong?"
"Why is Xiao Ye so protective of the refrigerator? I remember that in the original plot, Xiao Ye came to the rescue because he couldn't stand it anymore."
"Is it love at first sight now? I feel so good! 】
"Is Xiao Ye a loyal dog?"
"But why is the male protagonist's eyes a little strange? This doesn't seem to be the look of a man in love..."
To be precise, there was tension in Xiao Ye's eyes, especially when he was staring at Shao Luoling fiercely, full of warning.
...If you provoke this monster again, it will pull out your intestines and strangle you to death, and Xiao Ye won't be able to do anything about it!
And the refrigerator was indeed a little irritated.
How can it be an illegal household? Although it does not have a household registration, it has various certifications!
In an instant, the refrigerator rolled forward, causing Xiao Ye to stagger away.
Then he opened the refrigerator door, took out a few certificates and slammed them on the table!
《3C Certification for Household Appliances》
《EU CE Safety Certification》
《CSA Cross-border Export Certification》
"Three Guarantees for Electronic Products"
…
"I studied these certificates when I bought furniture for my new home after my wedding. They are really complete..."
"These certificates show that the company can use the official account for purchases!"
"Yes, with these certificates, this refrigerator is legal even if it is trafficked to the United States..."
"No, America is still the territory of the indigenous people. In other words, if this refrigerator goes to America, it will be more legal than the current Americans..."
The beautifully printed certificates stunned the officials. Shao Luoling swallowed his saliva, trying not to show his fear. He took a step forward and picked up a paper certificate to read. When he opened it, he saw foreign letters all over it...
Shao Luoling: ...
At the same time, Xiao Ye did not look at the proofs, but looked at the refrigerator with some horror.
He had been focusing on the refrigerator, so when he saw the refrigerator open its door...
From his perspective, the beautiful bald woman opened her chest along her collarbone, took out the documents, and then closed her chest while no one was paying attention...
Xiao Ye: ...
The impact of this scene was huge for an ancient person.
It's really too abstract.
Xiao Ye felt a little nauseous and a little bit like crying.
You know, the feeling of "wanting to cry" has not appeared since he broke his knee when he was 5 years old, but his father asked him to be strong.
However, when he was 5 years old, he was able to hold back his tears.
But if he told this matter to others now, his father and mother would probably cry with him.
On the other side, there was a minister who was quite knowledgeable. He recognized that these were foreign characters, and when he looked at the refrigerator again, his eyes were a little different.
This girl seemed to be from a foreign country. She was so beautiful and dressed so gorgeously. She might be a foreign royal relative or a princess.
If they could have a chance to get married, it would be great. Moreover, the two of them seemed to be in love with each other, which was even more joyful.
After realizing this, all the ministers and their families had the same playful smile on their faces and said nothing more.
But Shao Luoling felt upset.
These ministers were originally on his side, why did they turn against him so quickly?
No, she had to make things difficult for this inexplicable woman!
"Sister, you got the Queen's bracelet a few days ago. I caught a glimpse of it a few days ago and have been thinking about it day and night. Can you lend it to me to have a look?"
Shao Luoling started to talk in a teasing manner and glanced at Xiao Ye timidly while speaking, but found that Xiao Ye looked absent-minded, as if petrified, standing there, motionless.
But the refrigerator agreed.
It quietly opened a crack in the refrigerator door again and took out the fish wearing the jade bracelet.
It felt that there was nothing wrong with Shao Luoling's request.
After all, as a refrigerator, it is normal for humans to put things in it, occasionally open the refrigerator door to take things out to check the shelf life, and then put them back.
However, there was a glimmer of cunning in Shao Luoling's eyes.
If I accidentally dropped the bracelet and broke it into pieces the moment I took it...
As she is the general's daughter, the queen will definitely not blame her too much, but that woman will definitely be upset for the rest of her life!
So she reached out and touched the frozen fish sticking out of the refrigerator—
No, that was not frozen fish, it was a young female mackerel that was just beginning to fall in love.
This is the first time Yu Sheng wears a jade bracelet.
Quite exciting.
Even though the location of this stone ring is a bit delicate, it restricts movement and makes breathing a bit difficult...but it is the only fish in the world that has ever worn a bracelet.
This special, this exciting.
Let this little female mackerel.
Successfully defrosted.
Although it was more because the refrigerator moved the fish from the frozen layer to the fresh layer, it doesn't matter.
What matters is that it's alive.
It has a mind of its own.
It saw a woman in ancient costume approaching it with an unnatural smile, then grabbed the stone ring that was holding it and pulled hard.
Shao Luoling's smile was a little stiff. She originally thought that this woman would take off the bracelet and give it to her, but she didn't expect that she just stretched out her wrist and let her take it herself.
If she falls this time, it will be obvious that she will be held more responsible.
Damn it, this woman is obviously very scheming, not at all as innocent as the prince said!
And what are those damn hands of hers? Why do they feel cold and slippery, and scratch like fish scales...
ah!
Shao Luoling's hands trembled, as if he was frightened.
When she was taking off the bracelet, she felt the woman's hand suddenly move strangely.
This was not movement of her elbow or wrist, but a strange twist of her forearm!
The human forearm does not have any joints, but is a whole bone. It is impossible to twist it unless it is fractured.
Look, did you see it wrong?
Shao Luoling's intuition told her that something was wrong, but her reason suppressed it and told her to get revenge.
He even pulled the fish head harder and began to pull out the bracelet that was stuck on the fish.
I have to say that as a villain, she is really persistent.
However, her persistence did not change anything. In fact, the warmth of her palms made the frozen mackerel wake up faster.
Seeing that Shao Luoling was obviously exerting force, the "pre-sales customer service" and "after-sales customer service" also hurried over to persuade him.
"My lady princess, please stop pulling!"
"Yeah, we can't drag it down any further!"
It would have been better if no one had persuaded him. After being persuaded, Shao Luoling became even stronger.
So under Shao Luoling's strong pull...
Boo!
A subtle sound.
The mackerel that was stuck on the bracelet was pulled off by Shao Luoling!
The fish flew away!
The fish drew a perfect arc in the air and fell directly into the arms of Shao Luoling, whose eyes were wide open. Then it kept bouncing and twisting!
Yu Yu, I am super energetic!
Shao Luoling hadn't reacted yet and was holding the twisting big fish in a stiff princess hug. With her ancient costume, she actually looked a bit like a girl in a New Year picture. Unfortunately, her dull face didn't look very festive.
But this scene, in the eyes of everyone present, became something else.
Shao Luoling, the daughter of a general, was so strong and powerful that she pulled Hai Er's arm off directly!
And that broken arm was still twisting horribly!
This scene is no less shocking than watching the Japanese tearing apart the enemy soldiers up close, and it is even more shocking!
The minister who was close to him had his face splashed with thawed seawater by the fish’s tail. He trembled and stretched out his fingers to wipe the seawater off his face. Because of the power of the plot, he saw a dazzling red color—
Burp!
The old minister made a sound as if he was dying, his eyes rolled back, and he passed away.
"Quick! Save Lord Li!"
"No, no, no, let's save Miss Haier first! She looks more seriously ill!"
"Imperial Physician! Imperial Physician! Someone come quickly!"
These shouts were mixed with a chorus of loud screams. Not only Lord Li, but also many family members who attended the banquet could not bear this exciting scene and fainted!
There were also a few young people who looked like they were from the second generation of rich people. They couldn't hold back and wet their pants out of fright, leaving a small puddle on the ground.
Most of them were screaming at the top of their lungs.
The entire Linhai Imperial Garden was filled with the howling of ghosts and wolves!
And that mackerel was jumping on the ground even more happily. I didn't know if the fish was in a state of stress, but it looked like it was frightened, and actually began to crawl on the ground towards the refrigerator!
In the eyes of the characters in the play, it is just a broken arm with a bracelet, which keeps moving towards its owner, leaving a long bloodstain...
Once again, someone couldn't bear it and fainted.
refrigerator:……
How could it turn out like this!
Obviously, this plot does not exist in the original storyline at all!
What's the next plot?
Xiao Ye, who witnessed everything, said:
Amidst the chaos and howling of ghosts and wolves, Xiao Ye gave up struggling completely, faced the sea, and clasped his hands together.
Lord of the Mermaids, please bless the people of Xiao Kingdom!
Take this stuff quickly!!!
If this continues, Xiao State will be in chaos!