(The protagonist is a refrigerator, does not transform into a human, and has no CP.)
Several mysteriously appearing romance TV dramas, carrying a large amount of "love virus," turned ...
Chapter 53-52° Do overseas cultural relics need to go home? (8)
The only sound in the quiet meeting place was the constant crying of the lady.
At this time, a goddess asked her cautiously, fearing that she had heard it wrongly.
"Well, you're crying because... after you dated a human man for a few days, he didn't agree to marry you and was only willing to maintain a lover relationship with you, right?"
Her expression seemed puzzled and she looked like she couldn't believe it.
"That's it?"
This question made the crying of the lady in the picture pause.
She raised her head and looked at the goddess, both of them had eyes filled with confusion and puzzlement.
"Is it just because of this?" The goddess shrugged. Only then did the lady realize that the clothes on the statue in front of her were basically just for show and could not cover anything. This made her cheeks turn red.
"This is already very serious." The lady tried her best to distance herself.
The goddess sighed.
"It seems necessary to tell you about our experience. Perhaps by comparing it with others, you will feel better."
So the group of ancient Greek gods surrounded her as if they were having a storytelling session, and after a while they talked about the story...
“Ahhh—”
A scream was heard.
Curtis, who was searching in the museum over there, froze for a moment after hearing the scream, but continued to examine the artifact in front of him.
This is in a museum, and the security measures inside are very guaranteed, so he is very confident that the painting of ladies will not encounter any dangerous situation.
The scream must have been trying to get his attention!
Oh, women’s tricks.
But the other oriental cultural relics hidden in this exhibition hall couldn't stand it anymore. They recognized that it was the scream of the ladies, and some of them began to worry about their companions.
Is she in danger?
Many cultural relics became restless, feeling they could no longer stay here and wanted to go look for her.
But then, another scream was heard from the other side.
"You unfaithful women!"
The rebuke sounded like the shouting of the ladies, but it failed to deal with the other cultural relics.
This sentence has a lot of connotations!
But she doesn't sound like she's in danger, so I guess...she'll be fine, right?
"These cultural relics are still too conservative."
"The lilies of my hometown are blooming."
"It's okay for sisters to cuddle, cuddle is so great."
The comments in the live broadcast room were full of teasing, and this lesbian scene even caused some love dopamine to be secreted in the room.
The employees of the Salvation Organization were even relieved to see the data improve. You know, this data had never changed before and the secretion volume had always been 0. This situation was extremely rare and even made them think there was something wrong with the machine.
But this is reasonable. After all, from the beginning to now, it has been a tense and exciting plot of you hiding and I looking, and there is no time to think about love.
"Why is there so much noise outside?" Curtis took out a magnifying glass and observed carefully, with a dissatisfied tone.
"That woman is really noisy and ignorant..."
He muttered to himself, and suddenly heard a faint sound coming from the entire exhibition hall.
This sound is...
Following the sound, he walked to one of the sculptures, which depicted a working woman holding an empty plate. However, to suit the occasion, the museum placed two plastic apples on the plate.
But now, the two plastic apples were vibrating constantly, just like a cell phone in vibrate mode, shaking non-stop, and one of them even fell outside the plate.
What's going on?
Curtis walked closer and suddenly realized that it was not the apple that was vibrating, but the plate in the sculpture's hand.
How is this possible?
The curator's expression changed, revealing a look of disappointment. Sure enough, some cultural relics were exposed!
I saw a metallic luster flashing in the concave area of the tray in the woman's hand.
It is a compass used for Feng Shui!
However, for some unknown reason, the compass kept spinning wildly and finally stopped on a certain area.
Curtis couldn't understand Chinese, but he could tell it was Chinese, and then he smiled with determination.
"Haha, look what I found!"
“It turns out that those missing cultural relics were hidden in such a deep place!”
The other people who followed also cheered. After all, finding one thing means that the rest can also be found. This is a good start!
But the curator standing behind him stared at the compass, his expression suddenly darkened!
Very bad!
It turned out to be a very bad omen!
This made his mind very confused and he kept thinking about what this hexagram meant.
Does it mean that they failed to escape?
But the problem is that the one holding the compass now is Curtis himself. Does this mean that this hexagram is predicting Curtis?
This doesn't make sense, because at this moment he is surrounded by followers and even has several strong agents protecting him. No matter how dangerous the situation is, he can't be a serious villain, right?
Just as he was thinking in confusion, a loud noise suddenly interrupted his thoughts.
boom!
A loud bang!
It was a loud noise that was enough to make everyone slightly deaf for about three or four seconds!
Now, Curtis and the others could no longer bear it. They put down their magnifying glasses and the work of examining the cultural relics, and quickly walked to the window to look in the direction of the loud noise.
Then, I noticed a mushroom cloud rising above the statue hall over there.
Mushroom cloud!
When they saw the mushroom cloud rising, even the camouflaged cultural relics could no longer hold back. They removed their camouflage and all gathered at the window to check.
"Oh, my God, what happened?" A Western marble statue squeezed to the edge of the windowsill and looked over there.
The Arhat statue also came out curiously, but because it was still cautious, it just looked outside and then put its hands together and prayed.
There were several statues that looked like children, who seemed to be only four or five years old. They were not wearing any clothes, with their little bodies exposed. They were swaying around and trying to get to the window to look outside, but the people in front of them were too tall, so they couldn't see outside even if they jumped.
But at this time, the kind-hearted Shuangyang Ding came over, and one of the children looked down, thought for a moment, then stepped on it and immediately got the clearest view.
After seeing the outside, the child statue then screamed loudly.
“Oh my god!”
"A lot of naked people ran out over there!"
Hearing the child's words, the Hanfu draped over the statue quickly floated up, fell on the child, and then covered his eyes with the sleeves.
This is something you can’t watch!
Children will learn bad things if they watch this!
But now, the only thing that concerns whether the children's minds will be tainted is this Hanfu.
Because the remaining cultural relics, after seeing what was going on, all started to run away!
"What are you standing there for? Run!" The curator... no, Zhuge Wenren seemed to have stopped pretending. After shouting, he immediately took the lead and ran!
He saw something extraordinary.
The camera turned, and the scene outside the window appeared in the live broadcast room.
The first one to come out was a picture of a lady transformed into a human form.
There were streaks of dust on her face. She was holding up her heavy Lolita skirt, revealing her two slender legs underneath. She almost ran away, leaving an afterimage.
At this moment, she only hated the writer who copied her work back then for being too realistic and insisting on copying it exactly the same.
Don't you know to give her two more legs?!
At least this way you can run faster.
After she ran out, a large group of white figures appeared behind her and chased after her!
As for why it was a white figure? Of course it was because those chasing after him were all marble statues!
All the statues of the gods are coming after us!
The one running in front was the goddess from the beginning, cursing as she chased.
"What's wrong with being brothers and sisters? Can't they be brothers and sisters? Why are you being so sarcastic to me?"
"My goodness, I guess this is Hera, the wife of Zeus."
"Good fellow, you dare to mess with this guy!"
Then, another goddess ran out!
"You little yellow-haired girl! How dare you scold me? Look at what kind of person you like? You are not as considerate as my eldest son!"
"Eldest son? I see. This should be Gaia, the goddess of the earth!"
"Wait, when she said she was unfaithful to her husband just now, she wasn't scolding her, was she?"
"Is this something you can say?!"
Soon after, another thin but extremely beautiful woman came out crying. The expression on her face showed that she was in great distress.
"What's wrong with my origin? I just became a girl. I represent love!"
"Fuck, when it comes to origins, we have to mention Aphrodite!"
"She was transformed from that thing!"
The mother of the earth, Gaia, had a circular halo carved behind her. The next moment, she pulled off the halo behind her and threw it out like a discus!
Click!
This round piece of marble brushed past the lady's ear and hit the glass of the exhibition hall where the refrigerator was located!
The goddess was leading the charge in front, and the male gods behind, seeing the chaotic scene, also rushed out unwillingly!
Although the words of the Lady Picture seemed to only offend the goddesses, many male gods also felt offended.
For example, Oedipus, Zeus, etc.
He rushed out with the stick in his hand!
"It's just like the fight that happened outside our high school..."
"Too fierce, those gods are really fierce!"
"In fact, I have always felt that physical salvation is the most immediate and effective. It can take effect instantly!"
However, among these comments, one comment suddenly popped up, causing many people to wonder.
"Those weapons you brought out may be powerful, but they don't look like they can create a mushroom cloud!"
Indeed, everyone began to think about this, but the next moment the doubt was answered.
A winged man came out. He looked like Eros, the god of love, an early god in charge of love. But it was obvious that the look of collapse and breakdown on his face was as if he had been scolded by the Lady Painting.
"Damn it! It turns out that modern humans view love so conservatively!"
"There is no need for such a world to exist!"
After saying this, he reached behind his back and, in front of everyone's stunned gaze, pulled out a red cube.
There are only three letters written on this red cube.
TNT
Then he took out a lighter that some tourist had dropped and lit it skillfully...
boom!
"this……"
"I lost, I lost. I didn't expect it to be the statue in the West. What a big deal!"