When a Refrigerator Got the Female Lead Script

(The protagonist is a refrigerator, does not transform into a human, and has no CP.)

Several mysteriously appearing romance TV dramas, carrying a large amount of "love virus," turned ...

Chapter 75-74° Does My Beloved Concubine Need to Be Freezed? (6)

Chapter 75-74° Does My Beloved Concubine Need to Be Freezed? (6)

Our hero, Emperor Yuchi Xingyao, sat in the imperial study, covering his face in pain.

What is this?

Previously, during the talent show, he had praised the daughter of the Bing family in his heart, saying that she had the temperament of a scholarly family, but within 20 minutes he was slapped in the face.

The daughter of the Bing family beat up Concubine Liang during the rest period after the selection was completed!

Not only was Concubine Liang beaten, but all her maids and eunuchs were also beaten black and blue, and then thrown into the river.

The most outrageous thing is.

Even Liangpin’s cat!

There is also a bump on my head!

But at least the daughter of the Bing family was kind-hearted and did not throw the cat into the river, but just threw it into the bushes.

Looking at the reports submitted by his subordinates, Yuchi Xingyao felt his scalp tingling.

Although Liangpin was also wrong, it doesn't make sense for you to retaliate in such a violent way?!

Yuchi Xingyao massaged his solar plexus with his hands, and finally made a difficult decision, which was -

Forgive her.

That’s right!

Yuchi Xingyao had no other choice but to forgive her with tears!

Originally, the Bing family had two generals, who were standard loyal ministers. His ascension to the throne was inseparable from the support of these two. Bing Xiang'er was fully capable of obtaining the position of queen.

However, because he had been keeping a low profile since he was young and had little ability, his father arranged for him to marry a wife with an average family background early on, and he had no choice but to accept it.

It was also because of this that, after his many requests, the Bing family finally agreed to send their daughter to the draft, and they also put forward a lot of conditions before reluctantly agreeing.

"Xiao Zhuozi, give the order to put Bing Shi under house arrest. That's all. Just ask her to come and apologize."

The Bing girl didn't even have an official status, so he wasn't even qualified to punish her now.

...She doesn't even have a formal status, which is equivalent to not being married. Why should you punish her?

It seems that the announcement of the status of this time's concubines should be put on the agenda as soon as possible.

On the other side, the dripping wet Liangpin was fished out of the river, and then she sent all her maids and eunuchs out to inquire about the punishment Bing Xiang'er had received. As soon as she sent people out, she saw the refrigerator turning its wheels and coming to her bedroom, and verbally apologized.

This almost made her angry and she passed out!

That's it? That's the punishment?

If verbal apologies are effective, then what is the point of having a government office to adjudicate cases?

At this moment, Liangpin saw clearly the family power behind the refrigerator. A deep feeling of powerlessness made her swallow the blood that was rising in her throat, and she waved her hand to let the refrigerator go away.

If she continued to stare at her face, Liangpin felt that her heart would fail.

The news of this conflict in the Imperial Garden could not be stopped and spread like wildfire. Within a day, it was talked about by the entire harem.

After being passed from mouth to mouth among these people in the palace, even though the refrigerator had not yet been given a formal status, it had already been demonized as a "beauty that brings disaster" and became what they called a demon concubine.

"Refrigerator Wife, how come she is not considered a demon concubine?"

"You guys are really amazing. You can't even win a fight over a refrigerator."

"I think this harem is in dire need of another Tiger tank to compete for favors, so that peace can be achieved in the harem."

Soon, the emperor's decree was issued, and the refrigerator also had its own identity.

Same as the original plot——

Lady Ice!

"What, freezer man?"

"This name gives me the feeling of a low-level boss in an online game world! The kind that hangs out in the novice zone."

"Only in our region of Taiwan do we call superheroes Spider-Man, Bat-Man, and Ice-Box Man. You guys in the north call them Xia."

"No, you can't call me Ice Box Man! When you wake up... leave a way for the emperor to survive!"

One comment mentioned the key issue. That's right, after the eunuch announced that the refrigerator was a noble person, he immediately told it to be ready tonight because the emperor had flipped the card.

Before leaving, he gave the refrigerator a firm look.

refrigerator:……

In the subconscious live broadcast room: ...

In fact, just after noon, several maids came to the refrigerator's bedroom and wanted to clean the refrigerator.

It can be said that the specifications are very high.

In the past, refrigerators also received cleaning services, but it was always done by an uncle in work clothes and a baseball cap, who would carry detergent in one hand and a rag in the other.

This is the first time I’ve been washed by four people.

but--

Do I need to use a wooden bath tub with rose petals to clean my refrigerator?

The refrigerator was standing next to the wooden bathtub. Just after she fell into deep thought for a few seconds, it was lifted up by the four women, and then the whole refrigerator was pressed into the wooden tub!

thump!

"Who taught you to clean the refrigerator like this? !"

"I never thought I'd see a refrigerator bath in my lifetime."

"Those who loved to take a bath and those who used the refrigerator were silent."

"Please don't let my dad see this. My dad is an electrical repairman. If he saw this, he would definitely sit up in the middle of the night and slap himself in the face."

Then the four old women took out brushes and scrubbed the refrigerator inside and out, including the old ice in the freezer and a few drops of vegetable soup in the fresh-keeping layer, all of which were scrubbed clean.

After taking the refrigerator out of the bathtub, the entire double door was reflecting the light brightly.

"Okay, you can roll it up now!"

After the refrigerator was fished out of the bathtub, it was not placed directly on the ground. Instead, it was placed on the bed covered with a quilt. Then, the four old women wrapped the entire refrigerator with quilts!

Because the refrigerator was a cube, the four old women were able to wrap it very easily, and soon a large square quilt bag appeared on the bed!

"Carry it away! Carry it away!"

After hearing the sound outside the door, two young eunuchs came in, one in front and one behind, picked up the refrigerator in the quilt, and ran into the emperor's bedroom!

The servants who were walking hurriedly on the road made way after seeing this scene, and kept pointing and talking.

"This is... a beauty is about to make the leap to the dragon gate!"

"Yes, after obtaining the title, the first person to have such an opportunity should be the daughter of the Bing family, right?"

"I don't know if you noticed, but why is this quilt so square? It looks like a coffin..."

"Ahem, this is not something you can talk about!"

Finally, the refrigerator wrapped in a quilt was delivered to Yuchi Xingyao's bed.

This young and vigorous emperor has an upright posture and is tall and slender. He can be considered a handsome young man. At this moment, he is sitting at the desk, reading a book.

This book is a biography of an emperor from another country. This emperor was named Xiao Ye, also known as the Great Emperor of the North Pole. During his lifetime, he expanded the empire to the northernmost part of the world and made great military achievements, which made Yuchi Xingyao admire him very much.

This biography contains many excerpts of his words. It is worth mentioning that this emperor on horseback, Xiao Ye, was quite humorous in his daily conversation and even talked about topics related to love.

For example, this sentence.

"Never marry a woman with a square head. If you see a woman with a square head and wet body, you must run away and do not press on her chest..."

This sentence sounded extremely outrageous, so outrageous that Yuchi Xingyao doubted whether it was said by his wise and powerful idol.

Although there are few women with square heads, they do exist. There is also a folk saying that such women can bring good luck to their husbands!

What's even more strange is that he's wet all over. He can't be not taking a shower, right?

Besides, what the hell is chest compression? Isn't this really the behavior of a pervert?

It's complete nonsense!

only--

He turned his head to look at the quilt on the bed, and when he saw the square edges, he couldn't help but pause.

As if he was sighing about something.

Then he walked over slowly, reached out his hand, and pulled the quilt covering the refrigerator.

As the quilt was slowly pulled open...

Double doors were revealed inside.

"What am I expecting?"

"Even though there's nothing on the refrigerator door, I can always imagine its expression in my mind..."

"The refrigerator really has no expression. Her expression has been transferred to my face."

And Yuchi Xingyao nodded.

"The daughter of the Bing family...?" He slowly stroked the corner of the quilt with his fingers.

Because I had just taken a shower, there were still some water droplets on the refrigerator door, making it look a little wet.

Yuchi Xingyao gave a playful smile.

"I really don't believe this."

The Bing Xiang'er in front of him was exactly the same as the one described by Emperor Xiao in the book.

Moreover, judging from the biography, even the wise and powerful Emperor Xiao had never conquered a woman with this characteristic!

Then he, Yuchi Xingyao, must conquer such a woman!

Thinking of this, a bit of excitement unique to men appeared on his face. Finally, he walked to the head of the bed and blew out the red candle.

The entire bedroom immediately fell into darkness.

"Shit! Is that kind of plot going to start?"

"I am a distinguished paying reader, please make it available for me to read!"

"I'm really curious, how should a human being and a refrigerator connect?"

"It's probably like docking a space station with a spacecraft, right?"

"I officially declare Yuchi Xingyao to be the earliest Asan citizen!"

Seeing that the lights in the house were turned off, the eunuchs with their hands outside understood what was going on and began to retreat, then stood there waiting in a place where they could hardly hear any sound.

According to their understanding of their master, this matter would at least take until the second half of the night.

Huh?

The light in the bedroom, which had just been turned off, suddenly lit up again?

The whole process will never take more than three minutes!

Then, the emperor's somewhat exasperated voice was heard from inside, and he seemed to be cursing something. Then he suddenly raised his voice and called Xiao Zhuozi who was outside.

"Little Zhuozi!"

The eunuch outside the door immediately knelt on one knee: "I'm here!"

What did the emperor want him to do? Xiao Zhuozi looked a little embarrassed. He rarely participated in such things.

Do you want him to take the Huan Yi Xiang?

Or should I order hot water?

Just as he was thinking, Yuchi Xingyao's voice, with a hint of exasperation, sounded again.

"Bring me a screwdriver!"