When a Refrigerator Got the Female Lead Script

(The protagonist is a refrigerator, does not transform into a human, and has no CP.)

Several mysteriously appearing romance TV dramas, carrying a large amount of "love virus," turned ...

Chapter 77-76° Does My Beloved Concubine Need to Be Freezed? (8)

Chapter 77-76° Does My Beloved Concubine Need to Be Freezed? (8)

To be honest, the two nouns "refrigerator", "harem" and "popular" and an adjective do not seem to fit in the same sentence.

But it is true.

refrigerator.

She became known as the "favored concubine" by everyone.

Even compared to the original plot, the rumors about the refrigerator are even more outrageous than those about the original heroine Bing Xiang'er.

Even many servants of other concubines sneaked over to look at the refrigerator, and then went back to report to their own masters.

"My lord, Lady Bing is nearly two meters tall."

"Oh? Could it be that the emperor likes people who are taller than him?"

"My lady, that woman cannot pose a threat to you! Her facial features are all flat!"

"Hiss... Could it be that the emperor likes round faces?"

"Reporting to the queen, the lady Bing has a straight posture like a pine tree, and walks steadily without shaking. She is very well behaved."

"Good observation, I understand."

Countless ladies and concubines in the harem received the observation records of their trusted confidants, and studied them thoroughly overnight, preparing to learn from them.

"I have to say, being a concubine is a pretty tough profession."

"It feels like I'm staying up late to write analysis records."

"Okay, let's play the game of finding the missing pieces here, huh?"

Of course, not everyone can find something worth learning from refrigerators.

There are many so-called "poor students" who throw their notebooks and feel that they are not bad.

This is what Concubine Hui in the harem thought.

As for the character of Concubine Hui in this film and television drama, it is just like the line commented by the emperor himself.

"Lady Hui is stupid, but beautiful enough."

Yes, the latter is enough.

Even she herself thought so.

"Impossible! There is no way the Emperor would like such an ugly girl! Even if her family background is good, so what? I want to see how long you can stay in favor!"

Hui Guiren angrily smashed a vase and looked very emotional.

There is no need to blame her for not being calm. At her current age, 16 years old, converted into modern terms, she is in high school and is still a child.

"I want to see what means this bitch uses to seduce the emperor!"

The servants around Concubine Hui were all spies sent by other concubines. Naturally, they would not stand on her side, but instead encouraged her.

With just a few words, he successfully made Concubine Hui angry. She actually went out angrily and wanted to cause trouble for the refrigerator.

"I'm curious as to how you would go to such trouble with a refrigerator."

"Are you going to give it a slap in the face?"

"Well, it's usually the home appliances that cause me trouble."

"My refrigerator broke down before, and I went to the after-sales customer service with the same expression..."

The camera followed Concubine Hui, using a one-shot shooting technique. Then everyone in the subconscious live broadcast room saw her rushing to the refrigerator.

Then he raised his hand high.

"What kind of drug did you give to the emperor?"

"It's simply a disaster caused by beauty!"

Bang!

The raised slap came down hard!

In order to relieve the resentment in her heart, Concubine Hui swung her arm and then hit him hard!

Accompanied by a huge slapping sound, a scream rang out!

Of course, it wasn't the refrigerator that was screaming.

Instead, it was Concubine Hui who covered her hands and was already dumbfounded.

"What...what happened! My hand!"

"Why does this feel like hitting iron? You are so shameless!"

Concubine Hui had an expression of disbelief and collapse, and then started yelling.

To be honest, Concubine Hui looked so stupid that even the audience, who were very tolerant of her because of her beauty, could not stand it.

"Is there a possibility that the one you took is really made of iron?"

"Oh my goodness, it was a real slap in the face? Did my previous prediction come true?"

"I'm an orthopedic surgeon. The sound she made just now was definitely a broken bone!"

Perhaps because of the power of the plot, it just so happened that the emperor, our male protagonist Yuchi Xingyao, rarely put down the memorials at hand and took a walk in the imperial garden to relax.

Hearing the noise here, the corners of his mouth twitched and he came over helplessly to see what was going on.

As soon as he came over, he saw the refrigerator standing upright and Concubine Hui standing beside it crying.

"Your Majesty! You've arrived just in time!"

When I saw Yuchi Xingyao coming, the first thing I saw was a refrigerator that was nearly two meters high. The refrigerator stood quietly in the garden, making silent internal operating sounds.

The second thing Yuchi Xingyao saw was the crying Concubine Hui.

This made him frown.

"What's wrong with you? Why are you crying here?"

Concubine Hui held her hands and sniffed in grievance.

"Bing Xiang'er, this bitch, she just...she just..."

"Broken my hand with her face!"

After saying this, she stared at Yuchi Xingyao with a look of grievance, and her big eyes filled with tears blinked, as if she hoped that he would redress her grievances.

Yuchi Xingyao: ...

Yuchi Xingyao: ?????

Do you think this is human language?

When he originally decided to let Bing Xiang'er enter the palace, he had prepared himself mentally, thinking that she was a spoiled young lady.

However, I didn't expect that after meeting her in person, I found that she was neither humble nor arrogant, but polite. On the contrary, there were all kinds of weird things happening in my harem.

Yuchi Xingyao's old face turned red, and then he stared at Concubine Hui with a look of disappointment.

It seems that women should not look for men who are too stupid.

"Is this how you learn the palace rules, Lady Hui?"

"I think he needs to be confined to his home for two months, learn the rules, and then be released."

Faced with Concubine Hui's expression of disbelief, Yuchi Xingyao didn't even bother to look at her again. He waved his hand as if to shoo away a fly, and let the servants drag her away.

"Is Lady Bing all right?"

Yuchi Xingyao slowed down his tone, then observed the face of the refrigerator, and saw that the silver-white refrigerator door was indeed intact.

This instantly reminded him of last night, the city that could not be conquered even with a hammer.

Yuchi Xingyao: ...

At this moment, he suddenly felt that Concubine Hui’s excuse just now, “Her face broke my hand,” was outrageous.

...maybe, uh, there's some truth to it?

"When you decide to attack a refrigerator, be prepared to be attacked in return."

"This is a real tough guy. Who could be tougher than this?"

"You're just looking for trouble with the refrigerator... My grandmother only hit the refrigerator a few times to comfort me when I hit my head with it when I was a child..."

The emperor comforted the refrigerator with a few words and hurried back. This scene was seen by many people, and the reputation of the refrigerator became even more outrageous in the harem.

After all, Concubine Hui had been favored for a long time because of her beautiful face. Even though the favor has faded a little over time, the favor is still there.

In the past, when she bullied others, the emperor would turn a blind eye and let it go.

Unexpectedly, after the clash between the two favorite concubines, it was Concubine Hui who lost.

It can be said that the old is being replaced by the new.

After Yuchi Xingyao dealt with the refrigerator and Concubine Hui, he continued to walk in the Imperial Garden to relieve his even more depressed mood.

Then……

He encountered many "chance encounters".

Many concubines were dressed in fancy clothes and came over to meet the emperor by chance, then pretended to be surprised.

I have to admit that the acting is pretty bad, but the emperor still likes it.

But today...

Yuchi Xingyao always felt that something was wrong with his concubines!

Something is very wrong?!

The first one to come out and meet him was Concubine Shu. In the past, Concubine Shu had a dignified conduct and personality, which was very consistent with the title "Shu".

But when he saw her this time, Yuchi Xingyao was shocked.

He slowly raised his head and looked up at a 45-degree angle, then he saw Concubine Shu's face looking up at him.

He slowly lowered his head again, set his gaze on the instep of Concubine Shu's feet, and couldn't help rolling his Adam's apple up and down.

“You you…”

“Why did you step on the vase when you go out?”

Nowadays, concubines in the imperial palace would wear vase-bottom shoes when they went out, because wearing such shoes would make their walking posture more graceful.

...But that kind of shoe is just called that name, it is not a real vase.

But Concubine Shu...

Concubine Shu couldn't say that she did this to make herself look taller, right?

Although she really thought so.

But didn’t the information the servants gave her before say that the emperor liked women who were taller than him?

Why was the emperor's first reaction after seeing her not to be fascinated by her? Instead, he asked her with a surprised look why she did that?

“Of course, it’s to be able to see the world from a different perspective.”

Fortunately, Concubine Shu had read a lot of books and gave this answer after thinking for a moment.

"Full marks! Full marks!"

"High emotional intelligence! High emotional intelligence!" "Facing the emperor's doubts, saying this will warm his heart for the whole day!"

The emperor was stunned after receiving this answer, and it took him a long time to react.

Standing at a different angle means standing on the vase?

I always feel like something is wrong.

Yuchi Xingyao felt that there was definitely something wrong here, but he couldn't tell what it was. He could only wave his hand and let her leave, and told her to be careful.

While the Concubine Shu, who was stepping on the vase, had not walked far, another concubine came over and met her by chance.

This person seems to be... Li Changzai?

The emperor was a little unsure for a moment. He originally gave the concubine the title of Lizhi because this woman's skin was white and smooth, as white and tender as a peeled lychee.

…But why do my shoulders look so broad now?

From a distance it looked like a wall was approaching.

Our male protagonist Yuchi Xingyao has only seen this kind of slightly oppressive walking momentum on refrigerators.

"Li Changzai, you..."

"What did you put in your clothes?"

The emperor was dumbfounded.

Because this fair-skinned concubine was wearing clothes like the same as Piccolo, with two shoulder pads on her shoulders!

What's the difference between adding shoulder pads to a cheongsam and adding jam to a steamed dumpling?!

Li Changzai wears this dress with shoulder pads, as if she can go out to fight at the next moment!

"What a mess this is!"

"Pick it up for me!"

Hearing the emperor's roar, Li Changzai, who was about to salute the emperor, suddenly froze.

ah?

Why is the emperor angry?

His favorite noble lady, Bing, is clearly a woman with very broad shoulders!